₦airaland Forum

All I know it's more difficult for a poor man to make
heaven than a rich man!
Why?
=> Poor men are bitter
=> Poor man lives in a dirty environment ( cleanliness is
next to godliness)
=> A poor man is not humble! Never mistake poverty for
humility. Eg Money miss road
=> A poor man naturally wicked! Aluu4
=> A poor man is always vexed
Moreover,Heaven is more like an external bliss.

sighssssss

Borrow Borrow up and down shame... Some years ago.


Buhari : my government will pay unemployed Nigerians
5k every month.
People be like: sai Baba... change is here..Nigeria will rise again! .

Buhari: I never promised to pay unemployed Nigerians
5k each month. .
People be like: No mind those Jonathanians. With their
fake news. Show us links where he promised that. We
are solidly behind you. Nothing for yam eaters .

Buhari : We have started collection of data to enable us
pay the unemployed graduates 5k. .
People be like : Where are those TANoids that said
Baba is not a promise keeper...shame on all PDP.
Baba till 2023 ! .

Buhari: I wont pay 5k to unemployed youths. Its not a
priority ! .
People be like: Baba is right! Whats the use of 5k?
What can 5k do to anyone. Mr president we love u.
Best president ever! .


I wont be surprised if I wake up tomorrow and hear : .

Buhari: Unemployed Nigerians should pay 5k every
month to the government: .

And still people be like: Think of what u can do for your
country and not what your country can do for you.
Baba is right. But I know those unpatriotic wailers
wont pay


. I don't think this is ordinary.

*Breaking News*

Nigerians urges President Buhari to invest Recovered Loots running into Billions into MMM to get 30% interest instead of Borrowing

Na joke ooo

hmmm
No be this Man Use Wuruwuru scam Nigeria for oiyel subsidy saga.
Who him epp Apart from him khildren

On d contrary,
There's nothing scarier than using the toilet at
your crush's place and it refuses to flush. You'll
just be staring at your poo like. . . Please go, i'm
begging you in the name of God just go.

APC will be quick to shout that PDP stole all the money but
let's check the facts on ground
Buhari was handed over:
- $30billion in our Foreign Reserves,
- $2.5billion Sovereign Wealth Fund,
- $1.4billion in the ECA,
- $4.65b back taxes from NLNG.
- $2.1billion world bank loan.
- $850million Grants from UK, USA and Europe.
- Excluding crude oil sales, Joint Venture profits, Royalties,
Income from Customs, NIMMSA, NPA, NACHO ......
- 3trilion on TSA
The APC has no excuse for such a terrible score card,
APC leaders are more interested in propaganda and media
crucifixion than delivering on their promises , sadly many
Nigerians have become willing vessels for promotion of
falsehood and Strangulation of the truth , it is only in a country like Nigeria that man like Oshiomole a leader in the ruling party will blame a Former President for his inability to visit this village despite his party being in power for the second year !
Today those who voted because of the 5000 fake monthly
stipend have seen the consequences of their actions, those who used their kids as poster children for the Free School meal are witnesses of the free chicken and fried rice being shared to children in public school's.
As Nigerians continues to bear the excruciating pains of the inhumane policies of the APC especially the conscienceless increase in pms & kerosene pump prices, gluttons like Femi Adeshina who are now conversant with eating free food at aso rock cafeteria must refrain from further provoking citizens with unguarded utterances and foolish blabbing.
Nigerians are strong people, they have survived many
tyrannical regimes in the past and they will live to tell this
story, I just hope we will learn this time and take this tweet
advice from the APC.
May the Monarch of Heaven continue to Bless our great
Nation Nigeria.
Main Source: www.twitter.com/APCNigeria

This rich arrogant egoistic boy. well na him life.
On d contrary,
There's nothing scarier than using the toilet at
your crush's place and it refuses to flush. You'll
just be staring at your shit like. . . Please go, i'm
begging you in the name of God, just go.

hmmmm

I prefer to use my money do sport bet, than this MMM thingy.

Because if my money hang for Sport bet I know who to hold but if e hang for MMM. hnnnmmm.

"Na die be that ooo"

To my fellow United fans,I think we should have invested the money used in buying Pogba in MMM ....it would have matured to get Messi by now.......Feeling Sad

Over the week people who have gone back to their
former clubs have each received 4 goals;
Guardiola went back to Camp Nou and took 4
Van Persie came back to Old Trafford and took 4 so I
was wondering who is next until I heard Mourinho and
Mata were also coming back to Stamford Bridge
.....hahaha

After taking Tramadol 600mg , Drank 2 bullet
and 2 Jedi
Phone rings
Lady: Helo Baby I can't Make it Today
Guy: you will never make it in Life

good one.

on the contrary,
"Mary was a Virgin and She married a Carpenter (Joseph) ... You are not even a secondary virgin
and you are waiting for Senator's Son"... The thunder that will fire you is still doing press up

Banks that were very strong financially then are now shaking now.
While the thieves keep looting at the detriment of the patriotic masses. I tire.



Saudi Arabia saved 800billion dollars during oil windfall.
Now the price has gone down, Saudi Arabia slashed top officials earning by 20%, switched to Gregorian calendar for salary payment

But in Nja, none of that is happening.


Is this a country self Sighs...

The person wey post this post below make sense.



You say make I go school I don go school finish no JOB no better Inflow of capital .... Una say make I learn hand work I don de learn now.. But give me stable,better economy with valuable currency make I fit survive, na wahala ...

GOD is too merciful to Nigerian politicians(Good health, long life etc just look at them chai) . . He shows them divine mercy which millions of poor people in this country are yet to have in their lives, i don't just understand the puzzle mehnnn.

Good news.
On d contrary,

After taking Tramadol 600mg , Drank 2 bullet
and 2 Jedi and one Alomo+Koboko
Phone rings
Lady: Helo Baby I can't Make it Today
Guy: you will never make it in Life

ChrisBrown the woman beater. Mteewww.
on the contrary,

Are you feeling neglected or abandoned?
Do you want your friends to always have you in their heart and constantly stay in touch?

Borrow money from all of them and travel.

I tire for this country ooo.

in other news,
Saudi Arabia saved 800billion dollars during oil windfall. Now the price has gone down, Saudi Arabia slashed top officials earning by 20%, switched to Gregorian calendar for salary payment

But in the oligademocrazy nation, none of that is happening. And all of bunch of parochialist just kept quiet thinking it will be a knock on Buhari if he fails. We'll it will be a knock on him, but you and your family will be hungry for 4years.

Is high time we took to the streets

Is this a country self?

some group of simpletons will come and defend this criminal of a politician. Just watch.
sighs...

chai
I suspect the condition of the nation.

InThisBuhariEconomy* men be pricing their kids school fees like "How much if we remove English and Physical Education

Even old women self dey steal. this country mehnnn


"I am the most abused and insulted president in the world,
but when I leave office you will all remember me for the
total freedom you enjoyed under my government".
Goodluck Ebele Azikiwe Jonathan
December 2014

Jonathan self, as him self go marry this kind woman why people no go dey insult am

No need to read the details.

I just know that 97% of our politicians are useless .

Very Useless

Good one

"I belong to Nobody but Everybody" is one of the worst scam ever.

All those Name checkers that detest anything good from d east will be disappointed.

Mikel is d Man.

Kudos to him.

OMAR BANGURA from Sierra Leone has this to tell Nigerians;"*

"I don't think you guys know what you are playing with. You can call each other names and laugh about it now but when you end up inciting hate here as I read through your posts here and a real civil war starts in your country you will regret what you are doing now. Your religious and political leaders are trying to divide you between religious lines and you are helping them do that rather than standing up and say we are all Nigerians never mind our tribe, region or religion. That's the only stand that will save your blessed nation. The foreign powers pushing the government to take certain decisions will abandon you when you start killing one another and reject you from running to their countries so be careful. Our 11 year war in Sierra Leone was not even based on religious or tribal difference and see what we did to our country. The worst conflicts are those based on tribal and religious differences. See Central Africa, Bosnia, South Sudan and Rwanda. To have a better knowledge of this, please watch the documentary/movie called _"Hotel Rwanda"_ or _"Sometime in April"._ My heart bleeds when I read what you guys are saying because I know what this will lead to. _*You will be the losers all of you whether Christian, Muslim, igbo, yoruba or hausa.*_ Stand as one and save your nation together because you have only one Nigeria that has the potential to lead Africa."

There's a difference between a pro-Buhari and an educated democrat. A pro-Buhari is like a pro-Jonathan, the same dark forces feed their conscience. If we leave the country to both camps, we would continually find ourselves governed by incompetents. The only difference between the pro-Buhari and the pro-Jonathan is that different individuals oil their pockets, different religions fuel their souls and different tribal allegiances inform their decisions. Nothing else. If they tell you that they desire a better Nigeria, they lie. The pro-Jonathan say we should have left Jonathan, despite he was incompetent, the pro-Buhari say we should allow president Buhari continue with his reckless policies that hurt the country, they say we should not talk, because he is the messiah, a man with integrity. You see, I don't eat integrity and a messiah is only a messiah when he saves the people and not one minute before. The educated democrat however understands the essence of government. It is not to put your tribesman in power, it is not a position for a religious person, only for the godly. An educated democrat understands that before we get a godly leader who would effect the change we desire, we must ensure that we enforce our democratic rights by voting out incompetents and replacing them with new alternatives, EVERY FOUR YEARS. Those of you pro-Buharists with whom we joined hands to effect this change who think we would not effect another change if things continue to go the way they are, you must be, as they say in downtown Warri, sleeping on an okada.

An excerpt

na wa. ooo

Song of Solomons irrelevant Tithe preaching sacrosanct

Meanwhile



Small time Ijaw men go jump enter water like fish, See swimming for Olympics, ZERO medal for Nigeria. Igbo man go dey tumble for Atilogwu, see gymnastics for Olympics, no entry. Hausa man go enter boat dey shout Argungu Fishing Festival, See Rowing at the Olympics, ZERO medal for Nigeria. Fulani herdsmen fit shoot arrow from 1km kill anyone wey wan steal dem cow, Olympics reach, make dem go do Archery dem no gree show face. Yoruba man will remove clothes, wrist watch and pant to fight at Ojuelegba. See boxing at the Olympics, zero medal. The one wey vex me pass na Warri people.
Warri man go say Warri no dey carry last......wetin Blessing Okagbare, our own Warri girl carry for 100m Olympic finals?
No be last..? I taya 4 Naija sef.
Una well done oooh my people

God Should Takeover Nigeria. Amen.

meanwhile.




Small time Ijaw men go jump enter water like fish, See swimming for Olympics, ZERO medal for Nigeria. Igbo man go dey tumble for Atilogwu, see gymnastics for Olympics, no entry. Hausa man go enter boat dey shout Argungu Fishing Festival, See Rowing at the Olympics, ZERO medal for Nigeria. Fulani herdsmen fit shoot arrow from 1km kill anyone wey wan steal dem cow, Olympics reach, make dem go do Archery dem no gree show face. Yoruba man will remove clothes, wrist watch and pant to fight at Ojuelegba. See boxing at the Olympics, zero medal. The one wey vex me pass na Warri people.
Warri man go say Warri no dey carry last......wetin Blessing Okagbare, our own Warri girl carry for 100m Olympic finals?
No be last..? I taya 4 Naija sef.
Una well done oooh my people. Lolz

We need to Revolt unanimously against those Old Thieves that holds and man our political parastatals.

They are one of the major cause of the severe unemployment. We are in recession ,yet the old criminals especially the senates and house of rep. are receiving very high salary plus everyday padding and lie lie allowances.

"Just imaging a Nigerian Senator earns 8 times a USA senator" this is impunity.

We Nigerians youths clamored for change, is this the change we cried for
We've tested both parties and discovered that they are not capable. I think this is the right time for the youth to be united and takeover the country!!!

I thought Sanusi was educated na!

So he enjoys forking underage also just like his brother yerima

Ayama

What a shame.

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