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Celebrities / Re: Jada Pinkett Thought The Will Smith's Oscars Slap Was 'A Skit' by visatex: 9:27pm On Oct 11, 2023 |
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Celebrities / Re: Jada Pinkett Thought The Will Smith's Oscars Slap Was 'A Skit' by visatex: 9:25pm On Oct 11, 2023 |
almarthins: No mind am...the girl dey drag Will like Tiger gen at every given opportunity. Haba the tin touch me gan I swear down. 2 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Jada Pinkett Thought The Will Smith's Oscars Slap Was 'A Skit' by visatex: 9:20pm On Oct 11, 2023 |
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Celebrities / Re: Jada Pinkett Thought The Will Smith's Oscars Slap Was 'A Skit' by visatex: 9:18pm On Oct 11, 2023 |
cococandy: I don't actually like the guy. Anyone who takes a simple fight or disagreement to a "kill" stage is a no-no for me. He allegedly attempted to kill someone who accused him of rape. Who does that?
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Celebrities / Re: Jada Pinkett Thought The Will Smith's Oscars Slap Was 'A Skit' by visatex: 9:08pm On Oct 11, 2023 |
tuoyoojo: Right now...the knight no gree shine. Na the armour wey e take defend Jada na im dey shine for cover pages Wahala pro max |
Travel / Re: Does The Lagos Motobike Ban Include Scooters For Personal Use? by visatex: 1:58pm On Oct 11, 2023 |
Patented: booblacain: Bro, if you are in Lagos, and you own a PRIVATE SCOOTER, you can: a) ride your scooter within the areas where the ban is not in force. b) ride your scooter ANYWHERE if you are an official i.e. if you be person wey get mouth (govt officer, army man, police, etc) - I do this cos it saves me money like crazy compared to driving my V6 c) relocate completely to a city where the law does not apply (avoid trouble) d) ride it and settle police, if you need the cost-saving The key word is "commercial" motorcycles, private bike owners even with scooters are normally excluded. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NLNG Experienced Hire Result Is Out!! by visatex: 5:05pm On Oct 08, 2023 |
mikeayus: No. I didn't o, I didn't even see any other response after the first one. So I just moved on with my current employer instead. Luckily got a pay raise of about 100k+ 1 Like |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NLNG Announces 45 Vacancies For Experienced Hire positions by visatex: 6:50am On May 20, 2023 |
Qudee: Good morning bro Thanks for your updates. Please my own worry is that I don't know if my bookmark cleared out the connect.nlng login on my phone. The link I have took me to a password reset and I did it successfully but I couldn't see my application afterwards. Please anyone with the CORRECT login should please share it here as a screenshot So I don't understand. Did they delete people's application? Becos I could login before and see my application status. So what happened? Server issues or wrong URL? Pls help
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NLNG Experienced Hire Result Is Out!! by visatex: 7:04am On Jan 10, 2023 |
forkadict: Saved2Serve: baddo: You guys are hilarious, I swear. I've been liking your posts all along. Lol Currently applied for EH BA/DA at the latest recruitment. Any word of advice or heads up will be appreciated. 2 Likes |
Literature / Re: Who Remembers These Vintage Nigerian Comics - Terror Muda & Kaptain Afrika? by visatex: 12:34pm On Jan 08, 2023 |
Mypreweddingpix: Wow Lanre!!! Just when I thought nobody was following, gosh I'm so happy this thread found you. Awwwwww man, I would love to meet your Dad, such a wonderful creative, beautiful storytelling for every day living. I bet you have your own expression of creative interest too. You must be so proud of him. |
Politics / Re: Ekweremadu: Ukpo Nwamini Is Lying About Being 15 Years Old - Kperogi by visatex: 9:38am On Jun 25, 2022 |
mfm04622: I beg to differ! With all due respect to sensibility, nobody - I repeat, NOBODY will prepare a donor for a kidney transplant ABROAD without the CONFIRMATION of a match, knowing perfectly the rigour (the wahala) of repeating the process of matching a donor. Donating a kidney is far more complex than donating blood. Please look for another thing to say but not this. 1 Like 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Ekweremadu: Ukpo Nwamini Is Lying About Being 15 Years Old - Kperogi by visatex: 6:29am On Jun 25, 2022 |
PHIPEX: There is no fact here! Those details you are mentioning (BVN and NIN) are easy fixes for the HIGH and MIGHTY in the heat of "obtaining evidence" to show he is 21. Many Government Officials have Ph.D in Corruption. Dem go run am sharply to any date wey you like sef. Or have you forgotten that you can apply to correct your age or order of names in any of these documents? They can backdate it and easily use his biometrics from the passport office to fill those details. No be Naija we dey wey you and I apply for international passport, waiting for 6 months and a Minister's son will get it in 3 days? Abegi. Look for something else as evidence. The major thing standing against them is ORGAN HARVESTING. And based on that, there is no document to show CONSENT and WITNESSES to that consent by his GUARDIANS or PARENTS. That is how I know something is really fishy! |
Science/Technology / Re: Black 555.55-carat Formed 2 Billion Years Ago Sells For $4.28 Million At Auction by visatex: 9:49pm On Feb 10, 2022 |
novim: Rarity! That's why everyone doesn't own diamonds. Let's even pretend we didn't hear the '2 billion lies'. But Sotheby's is a phantom power-place for sweet-talking multimillionaires into loving to splash cash over something in their fantasy. So, to be able to own a rare item like this, means heaven and earth to a very wealthy man! It's worth every penny! |
Jokes Etc / Re: Games And Rhymes You Played As A Child by visatex: 6:19pm On Jan 27, 2022 |
pepperliny: New money e don come, I buy garri ten kobo, I give Mary to cook am, Mary cook am e no sweet, I beat Mary she no cry, I kill Mary she no die, Which kain Mary be dis one --------------------------------------------- Amina (clap 3ce) Amina toro (clap 3ce) A lazy girl (clap 3ce) Minaaa (clap 3ce) Emmanuel (clap 3ce) Yaga-yogo Yaga-yogo supepe Obele sam, Sam-sam-sam |
Jokes Etc / Re: Games And Rhymes You Played As A Child by visatex: 6:18pm On Jan 27, 2022 |
Just remembered.... |
Health / Re: Harmful Effect Of Wall Gecko by visatex: 8:57pm On Nov 28, 2021 |
holyme62: Fact Check AFP: Wall geckos are harmless. Knowledge is power. They even serve you by eliminating insects and other household pests. They neither attack humans nor harm us. Rather, they will run from us. Just take care of your home and maintain proper hygiene like you would do for any other creature - prevent exposure of your food and household utensils or anything they can climb on. And yet if they do, just wash off like nothing happened. They don't harm!
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Literature / Re: Who Remembers These Vintage Nigerian Comics - Terror Muda & Kaptain Afrika? by visatex: 5:50am On Aug 22, 2021 |
TheFacelessMan: AGNESikpuNNU: KingMack: ThreeEyedRaven: lkillbrokehoes: tommy589: Kingsasian: armadeo: jupiterx: Authoreety: olaleke2: Hello guys, I noticed the quality of the images I have is better than the ones here. So here is what I have done: I have uploaded the HIGH QUALITY images on Imgur App for your enjoyment. Dis one go sweet you for body as you dey read am Make sure you use the app to get the higher quality. Go to Google Play Store or iOS App Store, download Imgur and then click this link to the album series below: http://imgur.com/gallery/Dm4eg0D You can even download them to your phone if you wish. By the way, I just combed the internet to find them. Enjoy your weekend my people |
Literature / Re: Who Remembers These Vintage Nigerian Comics - Terror Muda & Kaptain Afrika? by visatex: 7:12pm On Aug 07, 2021 |
TheFacelessMan: AGNESikpuNNU: KingMack: ThreeEyedRaven: lkillbrokehoes: tommy589: Kingsasian: armadeo: jupiterx: Authoreety: Post 6 Hey guys, here are a few episodes I found. Please, enjoy it to the fullest. I will be dropping anyone I lay my hands on. You can click the Like button to show you 've seen them. One love! 5 Likes 1 Share
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Literature / Re: Who Remembers These Vintage Nigerian Comics - Terror Muda & Kaptain Afrika? by visatex: 7:09pm On Aug 07, 2021 |
TheFacelessMan: AGNESikpuNNU: KingMack: ThreeEyedRaven: lkillbrokehoes: tommy589: Kingsasian: armadeo: jupiterx: Authoreety: Post 5 Hey guys, here are a few episodes I found. Please, enjoy it to the fullest. I will be dropping anyone I lay my hands on. You can click the Like button to show you 've seen them. One love! 3 Likes 1 Share
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Literature / Re: Who Remembers These Vintage Nigerian Comics - Terror Muda & Kaptain Afrika? by visatex: 7:06pm On Aug 07, 2021 |
TheFacelessMan: AGNESikpuNNU: KingMack: ThreeEyedRaven: lkillbrokehoes: tommy589: Kingsasian: armadeo: jupiterx: Authoreety: Post 4 Hey guys, here are a few episodes I found. Please, enjoy it to the fullest. I will be dropping anyone I lay my hands on. You can click the Like button to show you 've seen them. One love! 3 Likes 1 Share
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Literature / Re: Who Remembers These Vintage Nigerian Comics - Terror Muda & Kaptain Afrika? by visatex: 7:01pm On Aug 07, 2021 |
tommy589:Thanks for the encouragement. |
Literature / Re: Who Remembers These Vintage Nigerian Comics - Terror Muda & Kaptain Afrika? by visatex: 9:19am On Aug 07, 2021 |
TheFacelessMan: AGNESikpuNNU: KingMack: ThreeEyedRaven: lkillbrokehoes: tommy589: Kingsasian: armadeo: jupiterx: Authoreety: Post 3 Hey guys, here are a few episodes I found. Please, enjoy it to the fullest. I will be dropping anyone I lay my hands on. You can click the Like button to show you 've seen them. One love! 8 Likes 2 Shares
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Literature / Re: Who Remembers These Vintage Nigerian Comics - Terror Muda & Kaptain Afrika? by visatex: 9:16am On Aug 07, 2021 |
TheFacelessMan: AGNESikpuNNU: KingMack: ThreeEyedRaven: lkillbrokehoes: tommy589: Kingsasian: armadeo: jupiterx: Authoreety: Post 2 Hey guys, here are a few episodes I found. Please, enjoy it to the fullest. I will be dropping anyone I lay my hands on. You can click the Like button to show you 've seen them. One love! 5 Likes 1 Share
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Literature / Re: Who Remembers These Vintage Nigerian Comics - Terror Muda & Kaptain Afrika? by visatex: 9:11am On Aug 07, 2021 |
TheFacelessMan: AGNESikpuNNU: KingMack: ThreeEyedRaven: lkillbrokehoes: tommy589: Kingsasian: armadeo: jupiterx: Authoreety: Post 1 Hey guys, here are a few episodes I found. Please, enjoy it to the fullest. I will be dropping anyone I lay my hands on. You can click the Like button to show you 've seen them. One love! 12 Likes 2 Shares
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Literature / Re: Who Remembers These Vintage Nigerian Comics - Terror Muda & Kaptain Afrika? by visatex: 7:05am On Jul 23, 2021 |
TheFacelessMan: Chai this guy. U wan finish me with these lovely memories. For me, Terror Muda was easily an everyday story showing the connection between corporate business, a hustler's life, political interests and love for women. This contraption was the most apt way of summarizing the values and challenges of association. The funny thing was that, Terror Muda was actually a good guy who fought injustices in his own way. The guy na real Terror Muda Kaptain Afrika was actually mildly depicted as an African super human in a sense; and he had super powers too. And the other ones: Virginia - the hustle, escapades and conversations of women in Senators' grip, daily scheming new ways to keep body and soul together while chasing the 'good life dream'. Home & Abroad - was a funny daily dose of the challenges of a Nigerian husband and wife, and somehow exposes the tricks employed by both parties to outsmart the other in difficult times, you go laff taya... Fun. Fun. Fun. Kudos to you guys for bringing this back. 5 Likes 2 Shares |
Education / Re: Gis And Remote Sensing: Is There Lecturing/job Prospect? by visatex: 10:56pm On Jun 16, 2021 |
mfess: You an idi0t. Big idi0t na him u be. Do you know I called this same Ghana GIs company that period and they told me, after disturbing them severally about not selling in Nigeria that one Engr Obafemi called their oga Aggrey more than two times asking for sub-license to cover Nigeria market only and the same oga blocked our Nigerian reseller with the excuse that he is afraid that the Engr will eventually take over the entire market from them. If no be say I threaten the girl, she for no open up to me why up till today, they refused to give ANY SUB-LICENSE to a Nigerian. Those ones wey dem later give no be license, na distributorship and na because of the sales wey dem dey find. Idi0t. Imagine!!! Just imagine!!! And you dey here dey call the man scam. I say @mfess, God go PURnish you for wetin u do me dat year wey I suppose dey with my guys dey ball for Yankee today. I get your time today. Nonsense. |
Education / Re: ArcGIS Foundational Courses - Official Esri Tutorials by visatex: 10:45pm On Jun 16, 2021 |
pongwa: I should have known that time. Chai. That Engr. Guy is fvcking good. Mehnnnn. I dull maself. One idiot dey call am scam. Some people no just get sense. I sure say na because of that the Engr guy just excuse himsef for Naitaland stain make e be like say d matter just rest. @mfess....ABI wetin be ya name...na God go punish u ooh. See wetinn u don cause? |
Romance / Re: I Stopped Masturbating 7 Months Ago - Nigerian Lady Celebrates by visatex: 11:01pm On Apr 05, 2021 |
Ubdavis: Sometimes try to balance your argument. - Regular sex is good. Dat one dey one side. - Regular sex with who? Wife or girlfriend or boyfriend? Now problem don start. - You say wife or hubby. We gree. - Singles nko? Wahala don start. Dem say e good but where dem wan put their goodies? - Na so wankstars take enter d matter Guys oh, Babes oh....everybody come dey find helper - As helper no come dey nko? Girls carry cucumber. Guys carry soap. World scatter 1 Like 2 Shares |
Romance / Re: I Stopped Masturbating 7 Months Ago - Nigerian Lady Celebrates by visatex: 10:33pm On Apr 05, 2021 |
femi4: Wrong! Most of them are lacking it, sir. They want it badly and they can't, so they resort to self-pleasure. Unfortunately, I don't know which is better: Those peacefully masturbating in their bedrooms or those getting STDs or those getting pregnant or those raping girls because you and I judge them for masturbating or for not having girlfriends? At the end of the day, shouldn't we leave them alone? For peace to reign in the society? Your guess is as good as mine. 9 Likes 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: Photos From Sinach's 48th Birthday Party (Pictures) by visatex: 10:02pm On Apr 05, 2021 |
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Celebrities / Re: Photos From Sinach's 48th Birthday Party (Pictures) by visatex: 10:01pm On Apr 05, 2021 |
flemsy15: My dear, what is exotic about this? For me, this is really a charade. Sometimes, we need to differentiate between a minister of God and a lover of money. As someone who is a minister, a pastor, and all of that in the gospel world, do you think this represents the party for those in that direction? Leave Sammy Okposo. Which of these guests reflect the "Christianity" that she sings for? The truth is, God doesn't talk about using His name to make fame and money and that is why Christianity is losing weight. Her guests are mostly in the Entertainment industry! Open your eyes and see them for who they are - business owners. Not gospel singers. �� 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Photos From Sinach's 48th Birthday Party (Pictures) by visatex: 9:51pm On Apr 05, 2021 |
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