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Celebrities / Re: Jada Pinkett Thought The Will Smith's Oscars Slap Was 'A Skit' by visatex: 9:27pm On Oct 11, 2023
cococandy:


I knew I never liked him when his joke punchlines were almost always directed at black women.

When the real news of who he really was came out afterwards, I thanked God for my instincts. Never led me wrong.

He’s a foul pinched face malu.

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Celebrities / Re: Jada Pinkett Thought The Will Smith's Oscars Slap Was 'A Skit' by visatex: 9:25pm On Oct 11, 2023
almarthins:


Will smith married the wrong woman.

This woman no be him wife at all na wrong set up. This kind of women every man should pray against.

No mind am...the girl dey drag Will like Tiger gen at every given opportunity. Haba embarassed the tin touch me gan I swear down. angry

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Celebrities / Re: Jada Pinkett Thought The Will Smith's Oscars Slap Was 'A Skit' by visatex: 9:20pm On Oct 11, 2023
tuoyoojo:


If u see as I burst laugh eh

These Nairaland people!! Una nor go kee person grin grin grin cheesy

cheesy cheesy cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Jada Pinkett Thought The Will Smith's Oscars Slap Was 'A Skit' by visatex: 9:18pm On Oct 11, 2023
cococandy:
Chris Roku is almost a pariah in the black community. A rapist that allows white men say the N-word to him.

No one is checking for him or needing his approval.

I bet you if it were someone else who made that joke, Will would have shaken it off. Maybe even laughed at the joke. He slapped Chris because it’s Chris. Chris is A joke


I don't actually like the guy.
Anyone who takes a simple fight or disagreement to a "kill" stage is a no-no for me. He allegedly attempted to kill someone who accused him of rape. Who does that? undecided

Celebrities / Re: Jada Pinkett Thought The Will Smith's Oscars Slap Was 'A Skit' by visatex: 9:08pm On Oct 11, 2023
tuoyoojo:


You are very correct!!
If will had laughed at the joke, I am sure she would have gone home and nagged about how he didn't defend him against another man.

In other to avoid this gaslighting at home, he took the night in shinny armour pathway and unwittingly crushed his career

Right now...the knight no gree shine. Na the armour wey e take defend Jada na im dey shine for cover pages cheesy cheesy

Wahala pro max grin
Travel / Re: Does The Lagos Motobike Ban Include Scooters For Personal Use? by visatex: 1:58pm On Oct 11, 2023
Patented:
it includes bikes with an engine capacity below 200cc.

booblacain:
I have been going through google for more information on this but nobody seems to very clear about it.

I know that when the ban was declared, it was stated as a ban on ”commercial” motorbikes and tricycles. A neighbor of mine's scooter was seized two days ago by police for flouting the ban.

This makes me wonder if the ban actually also extends to things like scooters for personal use.

Please can anybody here clarify this.

Thanks.

Bro, if you are in Lagos, and you own a PRIVATE SCOOTER, you can:

a) ride your scooter within the areas where the ban is not in force.

b) ride your scooter ANYWHERE if you are an official i.e. if you be person wey get mouth (govt officer, army man, police, etc) - I do this cos it saves me money like crazy compared to driving my V6 cheesy cheesy

c) relocate completely to a city where the law does not apply (avoid trouble)

d) ride it and settle police, if you need the cost-saving

The key word is "commercial" motorcycles, private bike owners even with scooters are normally excluded.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NLNG Experienced Hire Result Is Out!! by visatex: 5:05pm On Oct 08, 2023
mikeayus:
Hello bro, did you take the SHL test? I also applied for the EH BA/DA Role


No. I didn't o, I didn't even see any other response after the first one. So I just moved on with my current employer instead. Luckily got a pay raise of about 100k+ cheesy

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NLNG Announces 45 Vacancies For Experienced Hire positions by visatex: 6:50am On May 20, 2023
Qudee:


Let's keep fingers 🤌 crossed as we're waiting to hear from them.

Good morning bro
Thanks for your updates.


Please my own worry is that I don't know if my bookmark cleared out the connect.nlng login on my phone. The link I have took me to a password reset and I did it successfully but I couldn't see my application afterwards.

Please anyone with the CORRECT login should please share it here as a screenshot

So I don't understand. Did they delete people's application? Becos I could login before and see my application status. So what happened? Server issues or wrong URL? Pls help

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NLNG Experienced Hire Result Is Out!! by visatex: 7:04am On Jan 10, 2023
forkadict:


LOL. Your conjecture was on point. I have close 2 ten years experience. It's hovering around d northern region of the continent like Cairo.

Saved2Serve:
that is nice! a pharoahic offer with a resemblance of perks from egyptian mummies......

baddo:
The one that codes vs the one that knows he is coding. grin

grin grin You guys are hilarious, I swear. I've been liking your posts all along. Lol
Currently applied for EH BA/DA at the latest recruitment. Any word of advice or heads up will be appreciated. wink

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Literature / Re: Who Remembers These Vintage Nigerian Comics - Terror Muda & Kaptain Afrika? by visatex: 12:34pm On Jan 08, 2023
Mypreweddingpix:
Hi, it feels good that Terror Muda have so many fans. My name is Lanre Fayemi and my Dad is the creator of Terror Muda. The series is still published on Vanguard Newspaper even better now in color.
Thank you for the love and soon, the compilation of past stories will be out.

Wow Lanre!!! shocked Just when I thought nobody was following, gosh I'm so happy this thread found you. Awwwwww man, I would love to meet your Dad, cheesy such a wonderful creative, beautiful storytelling for every day living. I bet you have your own expression of creative interest too. You must be so proud of him. wink
Politics / Re: Ekweremadu: Ukpo Nwamini Is Lying About Being 15 Years Old - Kperogi by visatex: 9:38am On Jun 25, 2022
mfm04622:


He wasn't a match, so his kidney can't be used. So of course, he wouldn't be getting what they promised him. So he ran to the police and lied to seek asylum instead of coming back to Nigeria

I beg to differ!
With all due respect to sensibility, nobody - I repeat, NOBODY will prepare a donor for a kidney transplant ABROAD without the CONFIRMATION of a match, knowing perfectly the rigour (the wahala) of repeating the process of matching a donor.

Donating a kidney is far more complex than donating blood.
Please look for another thing to say but not this. undecided

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Politics / Re: Ekweremadu: Ukpo Nwamini Is Lying About Being 15 Years Old - Kperogi by visatex: 6:29am On Jun 25, 2022
PHIPEX:
The fact the BVN was registered far back in 2019 and shows 21years shows the guy was lieing.

If it was recently registered, we would have said it was doctored for the sake of the travel.

There is no fact here!
Those details you are mentioning (BVN and NIN) are easy fixes for the HIGH and MIGHTY in the heat of "obtaining evidence" to show he is 21.
Many Government Officials have Ph.D in Corruption. Dem go run am sharply to any date wey you like sef.

Or have you forgotten that you can apply to correct your age or order of names in any of these documents?

They can backdate it and easily use his biometrics from the passport office to fill those details. No be Naija we dey wey you and I apply for international passport, waiting for 6 months and a Minister's son will get it in 3 days? Abegi. undecided

Look for something else as evidence.
The major thing standing against them is ORGAN HARVESTING. And based on that, there is no document to show CONSENT and WITNESSES to that consent by his GUARDIANS or PARENTS.

That is how I know something is really fishy!
Science/Technology / Re: Black 555.55-carat Formed 2 Billion Years Ago Sells For $4.28 Million At Auction by visatex: 9:49pm On Feb 10, 2022
novim:
what is the rationale behind auctioning of old-time wares for exhobitant prices, I don't gerrrt

Rarity!
That's why everyone doesn't own diamonds.

Let's even pretend we didn't hear the '2 billion lies'. But Sotheby's is a phantom power-place for sweet-talking multimillionaires into loving to splash cash over something in their fantasy.

So, to be able to own a rare item like this, means heaven and earth to a very wealthy man!
It's worth every penny!
Jokes Etc / Re: Games And Rhymes You Played As A Child by visatex: 6:19pm On Jan 27, 2022
pepperliny:
I remember my childhood days playing some outdoor and indoor games. I remember playing counter ball, who remembers what we use to call "thron thron" some small rounded black stones you play in between your legs sitting apart. Can you also remember "New money e don come,I buy garri ten kobo,I give Mary to cook am,Mary cook am e no sweet,I beat Mary she no cry,I kill Mary she no die,which kain Mary be dis o,Amina,Amina toro,a lazy girl,a bullshit girl,abegi yagayagayogoyogo supepe.......can't remember the last part again. Please bring it on peeps let's relive our childhood memories.

New money e don come,
I buy garri ten kobo,
I give Mary to cook am,
Mary cook am e no sweet,
I beat Mary she no cry,
I kill Mary she no die,
Which kain Mary be dis one
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Amina (clap 3ce)
Amina toro (clap 3ce)
A lazy girl (clap 3ce)
Minaaa (clap 3ce)
Emmanuel (clap 3ce)
Yaga-yogo Yaga-yogo supepe
Obele sam, Sam-sam-sam
Jokes Etc / Re: Games And Rhymes You Played As A Child by visatex: 6:18pm On Jan 27, 2022
Just remembered.... cheesy cheesy tongue kiss
Health / Re: Harmful Effect Of Wall Gecko by visatex: 8:57pm On Nov 28, 2021
holyme62:
The slippery House Lizard known as Wall Gecko also called Omo’nle in Yoruba fell into a pot of soup prepared by a housewife in Nigeria unknowingly and it killed the woman and her 9 children after eating.

Another woman who prepared Tea in a kettle which the gecko fell into, all the family that drank the tea died.
Please ensure your food, cooked or raw is tightly closed as this animal is highly poisonous.

Therefore do everything possible to get rid of this dangerous animal from your home.

God bless u as u pass this message across to your family and friends.

Omo’nle or Tsaka or Wall Gecko, is causing too much deaths at various homes these days, let it not bring death messengers to ur home.

To eradicate it totally in your home, just MIX SALT and GARLIC and put it in different corners of your room. You will never see them again.
Do this and thank me later!!!!

Fact Check AFP: Wall geckos are harmless.
Knowledge is power. They even serve you by eliminating insects and other household pests.

They neither attack humans nor harm us. Rather, they will run from us. Just take care of your home and maintain proper hygiene like you would do for any other creature - prevent exposure of your food and household utensils or anything they can climb on. And yet if they do, just wash off like nothing happened. They don't harm!

Literature / Re: Who Remembers These Vintage Nigerian Comics - Terror Muda & Kaptain Afrika? by visatex: 5:50am On Aug 22, 2021
TheFacelessMan:

AGNESikpuNNU:


KingMack:


ThreeEyedRaven:


lkillbrokehoes:


tommy589:


Kingsasian:


armadeo:


jupiterx:


Authoreety:


olaleke2:



Hello guys, I noticed the quality of the images I have is better than the ones here.

So here is what I have done:
I have uploaded the HIGH QUALITY images on Imgur App for your enjoyment. Dis one go sweet you for body as you dey read am grin grin
Make sure you use the app to get the higher quality.

Go to Google Play Store or iOS App Store, download Imgur and then click this link to the album series below:
http://imgur.com/gallery/Dm4eg0D

You can even download them to your phone if you wish.

By the way, I just combed the internet to find them. Enjoy your weekend my people wink
Literature / Re: Who Remembers These Vintage Nigerian Comics - Terror Muda & Kaptain Afrika? by visatex: 7:12pm On Aug 07, 2021
TheFacelessMan:

AGNESikpuNNU:


KingMack:


ThreeEyedRaven:


lkillbrokehoes:


tommy589:


Kingsasian:


armadeo:


jupiterx:


Authoreety:


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Hey guys, here are a few episodes I found. Please, enjoy it to the fullest. cheesy wink I will be dropping anyone I lay my hands on. You can click the Like button to show you 've seen them. One love! cool

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Literature / Re: Who Remembers These Vintage Nigerian Comics - Terror Muda & Kaptain Afrika? by visatex: 7:09pm On Aug 07, 2021
TheFacelessMan:

AGNESikpuNNU:


KingMack:


ThreeEyedRaven:


lkillbrokehoes:


tommy589:


Kingsasian:


armadeo:


jupiterx:


Authoreety:


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Hey guys, here are a few episodes I found. Please, enjoy it to the fullest. cheesy wink I will be dropping anyone I lay my hands on. You can click the Like button to show you 've seen them. One love! cool

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Literature / Re: Who Remembers These Vintage Nigerian Comics - Terror Muda & Kaptain Afrika? by visatex: 7:06pm On Aug 07, 2021
TheFacelessMan:

AGNESikpuNNU:


KingMack:


ThreeEyedRaven:


lkillbrokehoes:


tommy589:


Kingsasian:


armadeo:


jupiterx:


Authoreety:


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Hey guys, here are a few episodes I found. Please, enjoy it to the fullest. cheesy wink I will be dropping anyone I lay my hands on. You can click the Like button to show you 've seen them. One love! cool

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Literature / Re: Who Remembers These Vintage Nigerian Comics - Terror Muda & Kaptain Afrika? by visatex: 7:01pm On Aug 07, 2021
tommy589:

Thanks for the encouragement. cheesy
Literature / Re: Who Remembers These Vintage Nigerian Comics - Terror Muda & Kaptain Afrika? by visatex: 9:19am On Aug 07, 2021
TheFacelessMan:

AGNESikpuNNU:


KingMack:


ThreeEyedRaven:


lkillbrokehoes:


tommy589:


Kingsasian:


armadeo:


jupiterx:


Authoreety:


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Hey guys, here are a few episodes I found. Please, enjoy it to the fullest. cheesy wink I will be dropping anyone I lay my hands on. You can click the Like button to show you 've seen them. One love! cool

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Literature / Re: Who Remembers These Vintage Nigerian Comics - Terror Muda & Kaptain Afrika? by visatex: 9:16am On Aug 07, 2021
TheFacelessMan:

AGNESikpuNNU:


KingMack:


ThreeEyedRaven:


lkillbrokehoes:


tommy589:


Kingsasian:


armadeo:


jupiterx:


Authoreety:


Post 2
Hey guys, here are a few episodes I found. Please, enjoy it to the fullest. cheesy wink I will be dropping anyone I lay my hands on. You can click the Like button to show you 've seen them. One love! cool

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Literature / Re: Who Remembers These Vintage Nigerian Comics - Terror Muda & Kaptain Afrika? by visatex: 9:11am On Aug 07, 2021
TheFacelessMan:

AGNESikpuNNU:


KingMack:


ThreeEyedRaven:


lkillbrokehoes:


tommy589:


Kingsasian:


armadeo:


jupiterx:


Authoreety:


Post 1
Hey guys, here are a few episodes I found. Please, enjoy it to the fullest. cheesy wink I will be dropping anyone I lay my hands on. You can click the Like button to show you 've seen them. One love! cool

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Literature / Re: Who Remembers These Vintage Nigerian Comics - Terror Muda & Kaptain Afrika? by visatex: 7:05am On Jul 23, 2021
TheFacelessMan:
grin

I can see some other folks have brought up the topic here....

1. Terror Muda was written by Kola Fayemi

2. Kaptain Afrika by Andy Akman.

https://www.nairaland.com/3872985/else-read-newspapers-back-then/1

https://www.google.com/amp/s/africainwords.com/2018/10/08/african-superheroes-in-the-1970s-and-1980s-a-postscript/amp/

cheesy cheesy cheesy
Chai this guy. U wan finish me with these lovely memories.

For me, Terror Muda was easily an everyday story showing the connection between corporate business, a hustler's life, political interests and love for women. This contraption was the most apt way of summarizing the values and challenges of association. The funny thing was that, Terror Muda was actually a good guy who fought injustices in his own way. The guy na real Terror Muda grin

Kaptain Afrika was actually mildly depicted as an African super human in a sense; and he had super powers too.

And the other ones:
Virginia - the hustle, escapades and conversations of women in Senators' grip, daily scheming new ways to keep body and soul together while chasing the 'good life dream'.

Home & Abroad - was a funny daily dose of the challenges of a Nigerian husband and wife, and somehow exposes the tricks employed by both parties to outsmart the other in difficult times, you go laff taya... grin

Fun. Fun. Fun.
Kudos to you guys for bringing this back. wink

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Education / Re: Gis And Remote Sensing: Is There Lecturing/job Prospect? by visatex: 10:56pm On Jun 16, 2021
mfess:
SCAM ALERT

@all. Please try to be careful in your dealings with ArcGIS NG - the so called "No.1 Esri® ArcGIS Partner in Nigeria".

According to esri's website, Sambus Geospatial limited which is Esri's distributor in Ghana also serves Gabon, Gambia, Liberia and Nigeria. I called them and enquired about Engr. Opeyemi Obafemi and their Nigerian Country Manager - Mr. James Annan-Aggrey denied having any partnership with him.

http://www.esri.com/apps/company/contact/index.cfm?fa=distributor.lookup&country=Nigeria

For enquiries and confirmation. Contact:
James Annan-Aggrey | Country Manager, Nigeria Sambus l Geospatial | 12, Richard Clapperton Street. Asokoro District – Abuja. Cell: +234 (0)817812 9918 / +233 (0)20 2113 001 | Email: jaggrey@sambusgeospatial.com

or visit: http://www.sambusgeospatial.com/resellers/




You an idi0t. Big idi0t na him u be.
Do you know I called this same Ghana GIs company that period and they told me, after disturbing them severally about not selling in Nigeria that one Engr Obafemi called their oga Aggrey more than two times asking for sub-license to cover Nigeria market only and the same oga blocked our Nigerian reseller with the excuse that he is afraid that the Engr will eventually take over the entire market from them. If no be say I threaten the girl, she for no open up to me why up till today, they refused to give ANY SUB-LICENSE to a Nigerian. Those ones wey dem later give no be license, na distributorship and na because of the sales wey dem dey find. Idi0t.

Imagine!!! Just imagine!!! And you dey here dey call the man scam. I say @mfess, God go PURnish you for wetin u do me dat year wey I suppose dey with my guys dey ball for Yankee today. I get your time today. Nonsense. undecided
Education / Re: ArcGIS Foundational Courses - Official Esri Tutorials by visatex: 10:45pm On Jun 16, 2021
pongwa:
pass the baton to me bro, help my career

I should have known that time. Chai. That Engr. Guy is fvcking good. Mehnnnn. I dull maself. One idiot dey call am scam. Some people no just get sense. I sure say na because of that the Engr guy just excuse himsef for Naitaland stain make e be like say d matter just rest. @mfess....ABI wetin be ya name...na God go punish u ooh. See wetinn u don cause? cry cry
Romance / Re: I Stopped Masturbating 7 Months Ago - Nigerian Lady Celebrates by visatex: 11:01pm On Apr 05, 2021
Ubdavis:
If u are having regular sex and masturbating too, them ur problems are irredeemable.

Sometimes try to balance your argument.
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Regular sex is good. Dat one dey one side.
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Regular sex with who? Wife or girlfriend or boyfriend?
Now problem don start.
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You say wife or hubby. We gree.
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Singles nko? cheesy
Wahala don start. Dem say e good but where dem wan put their goodies? cheesy
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Na so wankstars take enter d matter cheesy cheesy
Guys oh, Babes oh....everybody come dey find helper
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As helper no come dey nko?
Girls carry cucumber. Guys carry soap. World scatter cheesy

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Romance / Re: I Stopped Masturbating 7 Months Ago - Nigerian Lady Celebrates by visatex: 10:33pm On Apr 05, 2021
femi4:
She never add that. You wanted to justify the act of masturbation by all means.

An average masturbator don't like sex. Infact that was what led them into the act.

Wrong!
Most of them are lacking it, sir.
They want it badly and they can't, so they resort to self-pleasure.

Unfortunately, I don't know which is better:
Those peacefully masturbating in their bedrooms or those getting STDs or those getting pregnant or those raping girls because you and I judge them for masturbating or for not having girlfriends?

At the end of the day, shouldn't we leave them alone? For peace to reign in the society? Your guess is as good as mine. cry

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Celebrities / Re: Photos From Sinach's 48th Birthday Party (Pictures) by visatex: 10:02pm On Apr 05, 2021

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Celebrities / Re: Photos From Sinach's 48th Birthday Party (Pictures) by visatex: 10:01pm On Apr 05, 2021
flemsy15:
The only thing I can say is try and make money,
just look at how exotic a mini birthday party looks.

My dear, what is exotic about this?
For me, this is really a charade.
Sometimes, we need to differentiate between a minister of God and a lover of money. As someone who is a minister, a pastor, and all of that in the gospel world, do you think this represents the party for those in that direction?

Leave Sammy Okposo. Which of these guests reflect the "Christianity" that she sings for? The truth is, God doesn't talk about using His name to make fame and money and that is why Christianity is losing weight.

Her guests are mostly in the Entertainment industry!
Open your eyes and see them for who they are - business owners. Not gospel singers. ��

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Celebrities / Re: Photos From Sinach's 48th Birthday Party (Pictures) by visatex: 9:51pm On Apr 05, 2021
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