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My English is perfect when I am speaking it in my mind, once I open my mouth, I didn't could �

Boys respects their parents alot, you'll never see anyone returning home pregnant. But the other gender....

"A thief who has no opportunity to steal considers himself an honest man.".

-African Proverb-

Ladies if you don't call the guy when you are Hot, please don't call him when you are broke.

Na only mumu No reason marriage
For this kind weather��
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As a wise visitor how will you tell them to add more FOOD for you when they serve you SMALL FOOD?

BREAKING NEWS!!
A new muscle has been discovered in the Human Body,it is called the palpebral anal muscle.It connects the upper Eye lids to the Anus,that's why when you blink your eyes,the anus opens..........

I bet, some people are seriously blinking to feel if the Anus would open.
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You can still keep your ex's number in your phone, because even Satan's stories are still in the Bible

How old were you when you recognise that E&A are useless on the word Tea�

You can still keep your ex's number in your phone, because even Satan's stories are still in the Bible�

If you are happy in your relationship, just know you are the side chick, main chick don't usually have peace of mind�

When someone BORN in a CAR, dies outside D car, it's called
CAR-BORN-DI-OXIDE

I know they didn't teach you that one in school �

Nepotism everywhere..


You have a girlfriend, no room

You get a room, no girlfriend

That's life�

Funeral speeches can make you believe that Satan will be alone in hell.

"Do not show the power of your tongue on your mother who taught you how to speak".

When a woman is careful with her money, she is responsible. When a man is careful with his money, he is stingy..

Unbalanced world�

I will never watch Female football again how can someone score Hat trick and celebrate without removing her jersey? ��

"You never know how SRTONG you are until being strong is the only CHOICE you have".
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"Life is like riding a bicycle". To keep your balance keep moving.�

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Be humble and never over think that you are better than anyone else.
"For dust you are; and unto dust you shall return"

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I will never forget that time I missed a taxi because of some lady busy telling her child that she must finish her ice cream or she will give it to me�

Wicked world..


Meanwhile My landlord refused to answer my greetings since yesterday, just because i helped NEPA hold ladder to cut our light. � T

An eyewitness was slapped on the eyes today, he can't even give account of what he saw� a

Once you cum,you come back to your senses.

I will never watch Female football again how can someone score Hat trick and celebrate without removing her jersey? ����.

Dear Unemployed Graduates,

Pick your CV today, Call the numbers you put as your Referees.

Pretend you are an employer. See what they have to say about you.

They might just be the reasons Employers don't call you back after a great Interview.

Life is very deep.

When will scientists invent virus that it's vaccine is seex? Nigerians are waiting�.

Lawyers wear wig because you need to be a woman to win an argument or atleast look like one�

When God is set to take you far,
He starts separating you from the set of people who are not needed in your journey�....

It's called mother tongue because fathers never get a chance to speak.. � Is

Wicked entity

Never let school interfere with your education! ��