₦airaland Forum

Do you remember when you were young thinking if you grow up you will help the poor? Now Help yourself my friend.�

Nigeria is now a joke oo..



This relationship thing is really not for everyone. Some of you are just meant to say "wow, nice couple", and continue drinking alcohol

Very nice..


Meanwhile Once Nigerian men hear "I live alone", You automatically become their serious girlfriend.�

If you call me with a new number kindly be the first to talk, otherwise it will be a breathing competition. .�

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Maintain relationships with people.
That's one thing young people learn late, they are too quick to cut off people.

You still need either good or the bad ones to achieve your purpose in life. Even Jesus kept Judas till his last days. �

There's "hell" in hello, "good" in goodbye, "lie" in believe, "over" in lover, "end" in friend, "ex" in "next", "if" in life.

Jsyk�

What a world we live in!

Sure..

FG has suspended Twitter in Nigeria, if you can still tweet, that means you’re in UAR
Ko po ke �

NOWADAYS
Beauty has left the eyes of the beholder,
It is now in the Hands
of makeup Artist and snap chat.�

Baba all these write up na story.. I've tried all that still getting the error message of "transaction failed"

At wat age did u realize that together means

to get her??�

Every Nigerian is born comedian��

The problem is that some people noticed their own on time and build it more while some allow their own to die�

Hard stuff..


Some relationship in Nigeria are like ironing boards, they only work when legs are open!!!

OK

Mosquitoes have killed more humans than all the wars in history.
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Did you know ..

There's a smell at your home that you cannot smell, but only your visitors can�

We are surrounded by friends who can spot fake designer bags and sneakers but can't notice a depressed friend.
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Hai heavy wahala

.. How do I explain to non believers that Israel is Protected by Advanced Aerial Technology while Nigeria is protected by the God of Israel? ��

Don't trust a girl who doesn't use her father's name on social media, if she can deny her own father... my brother, who are you?

Why do we keep changing positions yet it's the same Hole?�

Honestly i don't understand Golf anymore �

When you visit your boyfriend for the first time and his neighbours start calling him names like: Senior Man, Sniper, Sharp Shooter,One Man Killer, Simbilimbi.

My sister, God is communicating with you..

[quote author= post=101989981]Wetin bring your ladies and doggie style enter this very important thread now?
Some of you members for dis forum sef![/quote]learn to mind your business bro!

The way ladies look innocent in the church u might think they don't know Duggy style




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Hbd mma..



As soon as they notice your relationship is moving smoothly, they will tell your partner what you did before you were born�

Hmm ungun known men attacking known gun men only in Nigeria!

Whaaat

The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts while the stupid ones are full of confidence.
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No matter how strong of a person you are, there’s always someone who can make you weak.�

A man is like shoe laces, he has to pass through too many holes before he finally ties the knot��

It has been long we have "new week, new dolt"

Nigeria!!!

MARRY A WOMAN WHO CAN ATLEAST BUY A BATHING SOAP IN YOUR Absence.

E get why?�