₦airaland Forum

When your grass is green be careful of green snakes... Success attracts envy�

Everyday you're complaining of headache! My sister how old is your wig? �

Lol things are getting messier.

Everyday you're complaining of headache! My sister how old is your wig? �

we Nigerian has forgotten our culture, today I saw one man eating chicken when it is not yet Christmas.�

lol

TheRealestGuy:
This guy sef
Do you MC?

looool no bro

Late time humanitarian..

My brother invest in your woman so that when you're broke, You can sell two of her wigs.�

We Nigerian has forgotten our culture, today I saw one man eating chicken when it is not yet Christmas.�

Nigeria my country
When you are in love WONDERS happens...but ones you get married you WONDER what happens......

Nothing respectful ever comes after "with all due respect". Once you hear it just be prepared for insult.
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In every Nigerian kitchen, there's a nylon inside a nylon, inside another nylon where nylons are kept inside one big nylon


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faithfull18:
What cake

lol if you know you know

Imagine!

Every boob was once a nipple,
In this life, don't be afraid of starting small, You will grow.
Just keep on pushing, and stay natural �

Wahala If you don't make time for your wife someone else will. Ask Adam, He left Eve alone for 2 minutes and the snake took her for lunch.�

Oldies.

Some relationships these days are like birthdays. Once the cake is eaten the party is over. Don't ask me what cake��


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Highest form of nepotism and lopsided appointments.. It's well.

Hmmm��
While some people are using saliva to count money, others are using it to make a way where there's no way�‍♂


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To what end?

A real man will help You without asking for sxx, but that doesn't mean You shouldn't know what to do..��

IF 6+5= 11 AND 6×6= 36

THEN WHY DO WE DRINK WATER?
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Short girls will be struggling blanket with tall people in this weather instead of using handkerchief to cover themselves �

Lol

Welcome to Nigeria where all beds must touch wall

Oya check ur bed position ��

Dear sister;
Men settle where they find respect and peace of mind,
Not just beauty and social media swag.�

Painful exit! Rip

Na dem, motivational speakers.


I started as a thief and now I have my own police station � may God help you to achieve ur dreams Amen�


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Chai see love..

Together is easy but
To+get+her is not easy
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Nice

Marry a wife that will secretly lay her hands on that your coconut head and pray for you while you sleep, not the one that will be checking ur phone.�

Ladies stop looking for your Mr right sometimes pick that Mr left and drag that idiot to the right......�

And this make headline here?

Nowadays you will find a 12yrs old singing "my money, my body na ur own ooh baby"

when I was that age I was busy singing "my head, my shoulders, my knees, my toes they all belong to Jesus " children of nowadays sha.�

If you know you have bought a car, Congratulations.
But take note my name is not pim pim maka chukwu ikpo gi oku��

Oh. By the time you buy a car they will be wanting those with private jets.. My brother life can be evil ��

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