₦airaland Forum

Ask for their account number and send them money, not every time “How was your night?”, does someone without money sleep well?�

The human brain is amazing. It functions 24 hours a day from the time we were born, and only stops when we take exam or are in love.�

Everything is time.

A time to be the oppressor and a time to be the oppressed.

In as much as the world revolves, power is transient

Financial stress in Nigeria can make a man stare at his wife and ask, "My sister when are you getting married?"
�

Hmm cultists again!

What if number 8 is 0 wearing belt?
��

Wahala De like trumpet!

When you ask a girl tell me your hobbies, she will open her mouth and say traveling and shopping, don't you have any other hobbies that does not cost money, like sleeping trekking or crying �

Some of you in the 10 Commandments are only left with (DO NOT KILL)

�

Normalize losing arguments on purpose so you can go on with your day.
��

Okay

Weather for two don start antenatal..

����

Pregnant women and their wahala.

Which one is "Honey please clap your hands, the baby needs noise" �

Men have nipples because everyone is a female until the Y chromosome kicks in. You were all girl embryos.

Pregnant women and their wahala.

Which one is "Honey please clap your hands, the baby needs noise" �

Never make the same mistake twice....there are so many new ones...try a different one each day... �

If dentists make their money off people with bad teeth, why should I trust a toothpaste that 9 out of 10 dentists recommended? �

"No school tomorrow" used to be the sweetest thing until "Go and lock the door" replaced it.�


��‍♂️��‍♂️��‍♂️

Money gives extra confidence. The sort of confidence that makes you know that you don’t have to prove anything to anyone.

��

Your hair might be Brazilian, Malaysian or even Chinese. But the hair in your armpit. Will always be Africa Be humble my sister.
�

A Lion is not the most dangerous animal because Samson killed a lion.
And then a woman killed Samson..
What else do you want to know??�

Oj

You de fast and you de do yahoo
Shey you de whine Mohammed ni

A man is more likely to get a woman’s phone number if he is accompanied by a dog.

blacknoir:
Lol great joke,but jokes apart April is not moving ,it is flying

thank God you follow observe am.

Make them just flush this man out of office na!

Who else noticed April is is Fast? Yeah it’s because people are FASTING
�

INCREDIBLE007:
hmm

I've actually being in a program where the coordinator ( a married woman ) said if as a man, you sit near a woman and your body nor move it means the man isn't normal

the ladies sitting close to me started labeling me as not normal

my question to you is

is the man normal

on a normal ground your body can't just move like that except you guys are naked

Is Nigeria still a state?

Very nice

Cool.

Relationship built on lies won't last long . A Relationship built on truth is not even going to start�

Better...


My sisters if you kiss a man for ten minutes and he doesn't reach for your bra or he doesn't take his hands down there,,,Trust me that's a husband material.....

� �

Remember, the heavier you are, the harder for people to kidnap you. stay safe, eat more.
�