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Tell people different stories about you so that when they're gossiping about you, They argue �

It's funny how one person can make you never to trust anybody�...

When your girlfriend forgets to end the call and you hear her saying, “Sorry about that Boo, that was my uncle“��

How does ID card expire
I am the same person yesterday, today and tomorrow

A friend is someone who says good things about you to people when you are not around, and says bad things to you face..

Rip

BeardedMeat:
You have posted this before! If you know you are tired of posting fresh info just say so!

wow, I've a fan already. Thanks

There are 48,100,203 Kangaroos in Australia while Botswana has a population of 2,413,523 people...So if the kangaroos decide to invade Botswana each Motswana would have to fight 20 Kangaroos.�

Never Go back to your EXs, You can ask Cristiano Ronaldo he will agree.�

Nive

¤ Being rich is funny, imagine every lady you meet is single but when you are poor. Even a new born baby has a boyfriend

My sister, if your boyfriend isn't spending the money on you, just know that he's saving to marry you. Be patient...men are good people �

Sweating on the nose is a sign of wickedness.�

If you can't marry the one you impregnated then you'll marry the one that was impregnated by the other guy...That's called crop rotation in agriculture and in real life�

The longer you stay single the more they tiwa your future wife. �

Aunty if you don't want him tell him the truth, which one is "I see you as my brother" do you think he doesn't know his family members?��‍♂️

What if God gave us a second kidney as start up capital
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Most Nigerian men looks financially stable until its time to do you a FAVOR.��

If you don't tell your girl she is beautiful.. Indian Men on Facebook will do it for you �

K

This thing of removing your shoes to enter the house you build with your own money.

A woman who puts you in her Prayer Is better than the woman that Upload you on her status�

Before you fight over a land in the village.. make sure you know the difference between "painful Exit and glorious Exit" �

If chemists do CHEMISTRY, Carpenters do CAPENTARY.
What should ADULTS do
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Wawu the future is female geng..

I met a kid outside a mall crying, he had lost his N1000, so I gave him N400 from the N1000 I found. When God bless you, you must bless others.�

Your mumu no too much?

Lol I'm not still doing it..

Sometimes you have to sit down and ask yourself why did you sit down��

You think those little things don't matter, wait until bank deducts N53 from your N1052.23�

DNA tests are expensive my brother.. Just insult your wife or baby mama's friends and they will give you the information for free ��

Never bite the finger that fingered you.
Or abi naso dem deh talk the parable?
Correct me abeg�

If you knew how many girls use your boyfriend's towel.. You would know that the pimples on your face aren't natural.�

When her phone rings and she's like,'Hello hello hello hellooo', that's him, your step boyfriend.�