₦airaland Forum

Who go use am?

Do you know that

If a person is looking into your eyes for
more than 5 seconds without blinking he/
she either wants to kill you or have sex
with you.

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TEACH yourself NOT to Announce good news until everything is sealed... Premature announcement attracts evil spirits...

Our parents used to say

"you will understand when you grow up"

Do you understand now?�

Again

Lol fear fear

People who argue on their cell phones in
public should do it on loud speaker so
we can hear both sides of the story�

Oh Nigeria!

My phone was about to fall now and you know what saved it? My earpiece.
Your airpod can't relate.
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Lol national disgrace.

When white hear gunshots.. They run inside their houses,

but Nigerians run away from their houses.

''maka why ?''.

It's a free world...

"For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul.
Or what shall a man gave in exchange for his soul?"

My dear ladies, if you need money this time, contact Judas Iscariot. They just paid him�

Campaign?

So till today, you still don't know if SIMILAR and SAME are the SAME or SIMILAR?�

See upgrade..

Meanwhile Don't lose a loyal man just because he mistakenly impregnated other woman.�

Lol

Happy Judas week to all the traitors, back stabbers, betrayers, snitches, etc
It's your week enjoy it�

Type

Whites: Sorry you dropped your money.

Nigerians : � step on it



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Nice gesture..

I just discovered that everybody in Nigeria opens pure water sachet with their teeth instead of using scissors or wine opener





My people, that stone that the builders rejected, I found it in my beans this morning�

If the entire world smoked a joint of Marijuana, there would be peace for 3 hours on the entire planet.

Growing up in some Nigerian homes, "Daddy is back" was not just an announcement but a warning!!!

"A fruit that is forced to ripe, won't be delicious. Don't be in a hurry, just work hard and smart. Everything will be alright at last."


Motivational speakers�

Nice.

Nowadays it's very hard to know whether a girl is walking with her father or her boyfriend.. it's a confusing generation.

You end up respecting the one you supposed to challenge�

Hmm

When you look up at the blue sky and see little white dots flying around, you're actually seeing your own white blood cells.
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A study found that marrying an older man reduces a woman's lifespan, but marrying a younger man reduces it even more.


#now you know �

Normalise not responding to everything. Learn to ignore some things and have peace.�

Hmm real definition of "is fg still breeeting"

airminem:
You get luck say no be me dey next behind you for were only one ATM dey funtion. U for see wetin pass hate damnn niggarr. .

lol Nigerians

The fastest way to be hated in Nigeria is by doing more than 2 transactions at the ATM.�

Dear future wife, I don't know what you may be doing outside there, but make sure that, without bra, your breast will be pointing at my face and not my shoes
Thank you �

*When ur man is angry and shouting at u,just take off ur clothes,,,men don't argue with naked ladies*
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Normalize praying, you are at war with people who don't even know what they want from you.

Hmm it's finished..

Don't lose hope in life!! If John The Baptist used one stone to kill Goliath, then everything is possible.�