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On my wedding day, if you hear ur name, u match forward and collect ur rice. D rest will explain who invited dem
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Women want many things from one man, conversely men want one thing from many women!

Lol if you know you know

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I gave up trying to be an honest person when I heard that even pastors need invigilators when they are writing Theology exams.

I looked her in the eyes and told her that "I might not have Money ,Cars & Houses like my friend Vincent but I love and adore you"
She looked at me with tears in her eyes , hugged me tight and whispered to my ear, "If You Really Love Me,Introduce me to Vincent"

Ic

Noone keeps in touch like a woman you promised to send money.They be like,'Honey did you enjoy your day tommorow ?'

Felixalex:
Fvck me hard nko??

abeg no spoil me poo ����

No be everybody wey get big chest dey gym, some they carry family problem for heart

Best 3 words sentences

>Close the door
>Please be Gentle
>That was sweet

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Best 3 words sentences

>Close the door
>Please be Gentle
>That was sweet

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Just one week in a Relationship u are already calling him/her pillar of my life
Won't you allow the cement to dry?

A real man can control 20 cows with one stick.If you know you know.

A real man can control 20 cows with one stick.If you know you know.

Nobody cheats like a guy who's always wearing a cap

My EX works in a pharmacy, so whenever I want to spoil her mood I just go there and buy CONDOMS for no reason sometimes I go 3 or 4 per day.����

Marry More Than 2 Wives Or Face Jail Declares King Mswati Of Swaziland..
See better president

I don't know what I will tell my children when they realize am a virgin

Dating your neighbor is pure nonsense,U will receive text like
"Baby are u alryt,I just saw u coming out from the toilet"

One day success will bring back our friends who left us during the time of struggle , definitely not as friends again but as fans .

Like seriously?

Let us be honest, If a soldier say "STOP" with a gun in his hand and a pastor say "GO IN JESUS NAME" at the same time, who will you obey?

Guys is it okay to marry someone who is did not when didn't do it that is to?�����

We beat Cheating Girlfrnds till they faint. Pls call us for free service on 0209677539.

After a lady has eaten like 3 meat in the kitchen. She'll now put 2 for you & only 1 for herself & be forming "I don't eat much.

Dear ladies!
If you follow your boo to see his mom and she serves you Four pieces of meat ����
Eat only one, it's a trap!
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Sometimes everybody isn't staring at you because they think you're attractive, it could be your makeup is not matching your neck!�

seborrhic:
Senseless post.
What is even it's link with the thread?
People are u are what is turning nairaland to a play thing for all sorts.

explain "people are u are what is"

A Silent "Fart" Teaches Us That Whatever is Done in Silence is Very Powerful.
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If she has a tattoo.......CONDOM �
If she drinks beer ...CONDOM
If she switches off her phone when she is with you....CONDOM
If she gets naked first ...CONDOM
If she says"U don't trust me".. CONDOM.
IF she doesn't ask for condom.....CONDOM