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The silence of Manchester united fans on social media is proudly sponsored by Fc Barcelona

If you want peace of mind, date a last born.

I hope justice will prevail? Beside am I the only one that can't find the arrested sars officer?

Apart from "I will never leave you". Which other promise is made in China

Some of these girl just know how to slay on Facebook,ask her to cook beans u ll find all sorts of stones including the one David used on Goliath

Men should always be careful when hugging a girl becoz they do use their knee to check the size of your d**k.

U entered a plane from Lagos to Abuja and it mistakenly lands in USA.
As a child of God will u return back to Nigeria?

A Perfect Boyfriend Does Not Drink, Does Not Smoke, Does Not Cheat & Also Does Not Exist...

The way Man united fans are so quiet on social media. I think they are planning to kidnap Messi.

Imagine still paying your Wedding loans even after Divorce �✋�

Wtf is going on in that state?

The way Africans, greet each other in public...you would think that poverty and unemployment doesn't exist. You will hear things like Hi Chief, Boss, chairman, Honorable, CEO, Governor, Sir, Doctor, Prof, etc..... Long live Africa...

Alot of ladies use their clothes to clean spoon in kitchen when no one is watching ��

*BAD LUCK* *is when the wind blows a woman's skirt up, and the same wind blows dust into your eyes. And u end up seeing nothing*������

I went to the ATM to withdraw 2k, so i saw one beautiful girl looking at me, so i withdrew 40k and went back inside bank to deposit 38k�

ʍəıʌ ɟo ʇuıod ʇuəɹəɟɟıp ɐ ɯoɹɟ əɟıן ʇɐ ʞooן oʇ pəəu noʎ səɯıʇ əɯos

I was beaten by a woman in an elevator this morning
. I was staring at her boobs then she said, "Could you please press one ?" I thought she was talking ABOUT HER BOOBS.

Presently am in my Neighbors house & they are about to eat, am only seeing 4 plates and we are 5, I wonder who is not hungry..�

"Anything for your baby" That was how Samson destroyed himself by telling Delilah the secret of his strength. Be vigilant my brother

How can I buy one shoe for 350k and u expect me to work on ground, abeg if u hear any sound on your roof, na me

When you build a house let your wife decorate the ceiling for you......She has seen more ceiling designs than you.. If you know you know

The population of females in the world is more than twice the population of males,yet every girl has a boyfriend.
Isn't GOD wonderful?

When you see an African couple outside staring at the moon, It's either there is no electricity or they are waiting for the insecticide they sprayed inside to finish smelling.....Nothing romantic there.��

The only person who can command a woman to stop making noise� and in return give a smile� is a photographer ... �

when a slay queen stares at you, don't think it is because you are handsome and attracting her. She is certainly slowly farting!

Hard guy, hard guy, But when u see a mad man coming, u cross to the other side of the road ����

What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant;
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant;
Panic is when both are pregnant!

Nigerians

Drivers should stop the habit of moving the bus before we seat I almost kissed someone's wife

"baby can u borrow me your phone" Ended many relationships