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I changed my car horn to sound like gun shots.....ppl get out of the way much faster now ��

How did the first guy who made a watch know what time it was?

I remember at age 5 I told mama I wanna be a pilot..now at age 20 all what I know about airplane is flight mode on my phone..���

Just because she sent me airtime of #200, the next thing...booom,,,, she wrote on her status
"We rise by lifting others" thunder locate u there

Putting your boyfriend on your Dp doesnt scare me, i have entered toilets that says staff only

Sometimes you just need to confuse the devil by pushing a trolley when you are going to buy airtime

My friend won a trip to China ✈.He´s out there now trying to win a trip back home��Guys learn to Read terms and conditions.�

How is this nairaland headline now?

My neighbor now hate me because every morning I throw away a pizza box in the dustbin ...But she doesn't know that late at night I go back and fetch it from the dustbin

If it wasn't Judas Iscariot, we wouldn't have such a long weekend I guess��

Harder harder has killed more men than malaria
Do your best and stand up ����� �

Chai, what a tragedy!!! Bokoharam don reach that side also?

Ladies if u are opportuned to make somebody a billionaire, between your husband and your brother who will that be ??

Xenophobia even in Ghana?

OK, next one

Was she pregnant before taken there? Because ayam not understanding

Some girls wear wig until it changes into a cap

If you see a Nigerian man opening a car door for his lady, you must know that the relationship is still new.

Ever since i mistakenly recharged #10,000 instead of #1000.
I don't press OK without using toothpick to count the zeros�

Lol, I know how you get it, if you know you know

I heard India was the first country to do brain surgery successfully.�
Something that my mummy can do with ordinary slap!

Nigerians and photography

Being dumped by someone you love can make you watch TV for 5hrs without volume���

Some girls will be Struggle to fill a single page in the Exam room, but ask them to list the qualities they want in a man, they'll write 10 full pages.....

BE DISCIPLINED MY SISTER

Drivers should stop the habit of moving the Bus b4 we sit. I mistakenly grabbed a woman's breast sitting close to me for support�

I don't understand why church ushers won't let me sleep in the church can't I sleep in my father's house ���

No girl is ugly...It's just that some of them look like their fathers ..

Mine is still working

Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C?

If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?

MADNESS STARTS WHEN YOU FIND AN EMPTY CHAIR AND ASK IF THERE'S ONE SITTING ON IT!!!

Nigerians and cultism..