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The one who plants bananas by the road side, and the one who marries a pretty women, share the same problem.

Riddle Riddle!, I am something I can't go out of my house without checking myself at least three times on de mirror wat am i

There is nothing as confusing as life after NYSC, you would even think of opening church

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CLOSE THE DOOR, THE SENTENCE ALONE IS A SIN����

Just imagine we're in heaven eating the daily bread from nowhere Satan pass in front of us holding pizza, you will hear ladies call him with a good voice Satie Satie wait for me.

This world is not our world my sister,you dump a guy because he cheated and get a guy who was dumped because of cheating,and claim you moved on..that's cross multiplication.

Dear attractive women , not everyone wants you, sometimes hello means “hello” stop acting like queen Elizabeth’s grandchildren

If u see a phone without a screen protector just know de owner doesnt use a condom�✋�‍♂️

Don't come inside oo
I hate that statement

Just because u mopping d floor someone can not come in again.hahaha

If you see how people return to their seat after receiving holy communions in church, you will think hell is empty.

When you grab your girlfriend's phone and she fights for it....my brother your are single, stop wasting your time

i slept on the bed and woke up on the floor, what kind of transportation is that?

So hyenas have seex 6 times a day
No wonder those idiots are forever laughing.

Me sitting behind my ex on a bus,she ll know Jesus

Ok

One good thing about one room apartment is that when yhu wake up, yhu can see all your properties at once��

most tall people are slim not because they dont eat but because it takes a week for the food to travel from their throat to the stomach����

Don't book a cover by it judge.
Sorry, don't cover a judge by it book. Mtcheeeew whatever but don't do it. ����

Being Pregnant Is Hard... Imagine Going Around With Someone You Don't Know For Nine Months ��

Nobody cheats like a guy who keeps posting his wife or girl on social media! Giving them confidence so he can cheat in peace

Teacher's favorite line "whether you pass or fail, I still get my salary at the end of the month"

Watching vampire movies at night can be very sweet until NEPA takes light and your front door open by itself
Boom!���

Is dangote related to buhari? See resemblance

“No matter the beauty and academic qualifications of a woman, without a husband, it’s a waste.”

This is not my problem...i'm at a wedding now going to collect my food and my legs just disconnect the speaker wires

A guy that jumps from one girl to another is called “bouncing baby boy”

Don't book a cover by it's judge
Sorry, don't cover a judge by it's book. Mtcheeeew whatever but don't do it. ����

Dating one loyal guy will make u a bigger bae, than gathering eleven cheap boys.one Messi is better than the whole Chelsea team.

Some of your boyfriends are dating you from waist down....But up there on the face ,you are single my sister.

Sometimes You Should Just Trust GOD and Walk Out of a Supermarket Without Paying

A man propose to you, you turn him down, he propose to your friend she accept and you said he's a womanizer........ *So if he didn't get employed at firstbank he should not try Ecobank?����