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Most guys are single because they refuse to answer this question;
"How did you get my number?"

Online shopping requires English.....My neighbor just Bought a coffin.

The reason things are not moving forward in your life is because you are wearing your church clothes with a G string my sister.

But do you notice that dating a girl that is living with her grandmother can be the highest stresses in life.

Men are attracted by what they see,
that's why women put on make up
Women are attracted by what they hear
that's why men lie. Problems start when the truth comes out and the make up is removed.

Doctor: How are you?
Patient: I am fine doctor...
Doctor: Next patient please.

Buhari is flying , Osinbajo is coordinating , saraki is wondering
, Dino is joking , kanu is threatening , Bello is enjoying , Buildings are collapsing , prices are Rising , people are suffering , APC
is disappointing , PDP is complaining , Teachers are crying
, politicians are lying , Girls are slaying , Boys are Betting , JAMB is misbehaving Graduates are browsing , Policemen are collecting
, EFCC are seizing , DSS is arresting , ASUU is striking , Eagles are playing and Here I am rhyming and you are reading , ISN'T NIGERIA INTERESTING?

Rain has made all the roads So slippery, that I may even fall into
Someone's relationship Accidentally.

Nairaland own loading ;

Nairaland own loading ;

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteers be at the rghit pclae.The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit any porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,but the wrod as a wlohe. Lkie if you Raed this peferct�

I will die for you says your boyfriend who urinates in a container at night,because of fear of going outside in the dark.

Some animals in form of men

tiwiex:
May or WILL?

under probability, MAY

Lol he may win!

Did You Know

A Football Match Is Made Of Two Teams, Each Team With 11 Players. The Game Consists Of 22 Male Players. Each Male Has 2 balls. Which Will Make It 44 balls On The Field, 44 Balls + The Ball They Use To Play = 45 Balls

This Is How The 45 Minutes Rule Was Created

When she says she has boyfriend it is you against one man, but when she says she is single it you against the world ��

If they advertise pampers they will show baby butts but when they advertise pads, they will show a girl running
Are pads used for jogging? �

Apart from me, who else remember the promise they made that they will start saving money at the beginning of this year??
Dont Scroll down, am talking to you!!

Nigerians

Have you noticed that You only realise that you don't have underwears when you're in a new relationship..

Sometimes I just open my fridge and close the door "bamm" just to feel like I bought a car

How lucky I am! Just married a girl who's already pregnant..

A man who truly loves you will buy you stuffs and won't expect sex in return........................................that man is your father, not us

If he's older than 25 years and he's not saying anything about marriage, dump him, Adam was only 7 days old when he married Eve.

They used to flog me back then in school because of Roman Figures just ordinary 1i 2ii 3iii 4iiii 5iiiii 6iiiiii

I can't wait to get married so that we will be calling carpenter to repair our bed every Monday morning

Getting married at the age of 22 or 23 is like leaving a night party at 8pm

2 months pregnant then you hear someone saying''Switch off the TV it's smelling'..My brother some women are dramatic..

If he is stingy,he is stingy..There is nothing like he will spoil me when we are married.My sister you will die of hunger..