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Everyday "blasting" is being used in Nigeria.

Nothing says you are ugly like facebook asking "are you sure you want to make this your profile picture"?

Women don't care anymore if you're cheating, they'll text you like.. "bring me food from your girl I didn't cook"

just because i removed my grandmother's phone from silent mood, she is now telling people that i repair phone

Love used to be blind but now it has received its treatment.

Now it looks at u, ur pocket, ur family & social status & even ur bank account balance too.

Don't focus on your wife's faults, they are the ones that prevented her from getting a better husband.

*Daughter :* _daddy, I want to go and do my homework in my Friend's house_

*Dad* : _sit down here and do your homework, your mum used to say the same thing when she used to come to me, don't let history repeat itself_

Immediately last borns hear their mom’s Voice from the gate, they will start crying for a beating you gave them 5 hours ago.
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A girl realizes the pain of Break-up only when
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She has to pay the Pizza bill herself..

Girls that can finish a plate of rice without touching the chicken can keep their Virginity till marriage....

Prayer move's mountain but money move's women

Years back, women cry out their eyes when leaving their parents for marriage, nowadays, before wedding is over,they have reached the gate �

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Did you know that in Africa, most " chairmen" at wedding receptions are sugar daddies of the bride??

how do pastors in Egypt read Exodus 14:13 self ����

I don't like forcing things except rubber band around my money. ��

I thought my situation is worse until I met My friend who is still Paying wedding Loan even after Divorce.

Always smile, dress well and act calm so that when you fart in public, no one will suspect that it's you

The way I see ladies crossing the road in front of Range Rover is not same way they do in front of peageut 504
Have you noticed the same

Putting your Boyfriend on your profile doesnt scare me, i ahave entered toilets that says staff only

I went to buy condom and I saw a guy dating my sis is buying condom I rush home and my sis is not at home.someone must die �

Some people in your life are like those songs in the playlist that you always skip but can never delete..!!

Imagine going to steal meat from the pot and you end up picking bone....
"waste of sin" ���

Do girls advice each other like; Please don't ask him for money, he is just a student like you" �

It is not easy to be in love with last borns.you don't know wether they want to be with you or their mothers.

He is not your man unless his mum calls you when she can't reach him. For now keep calm the Lord is your shepherd my sister.

"If you have $200 and your wife has $800, the total money in the entire household is $200 not $1000...if you understand this mathematics you'll always have peace in your home

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there is a spirit attached to wedding food , you will see a full grown person loosing home training because of jollof rice

That he kisses ur forehead
Doesn't mean he is romantic, he might be avoiding mouth odour,
Sister be wise

Leaving your partner because he/she cheated on you, is like leaving a country because there is rain,
MY DEAR IT RAIN EVERYWHERE....