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In Nigeria , after locking your door with a key, you must forcefully try to open it without a key just to be sure it's locked.

Wetin be scores? Foolish people, I pity their parents..

Nice one

When the relationship is new
BOY: What are you doing honey?
GIRL: Babe am drinking water
BOY: Be careful bae, don't get drown���������

IF U WANT TO SEE THE STRENGTH OF A PERSON TRY TO PUSH THE TOILET DOOR WHILE THEY ARE INSIDE �����

Even some broke guys will be calling some ladies gold diggers what Gold can they dig in U when you're just an ordinary Aluminum�����

Bring your documents lemme see what I can do about it....this statement alone impregnated a lot of girls

Please!! Guyz I what 2 ask here.If ur wife has a big head can u still be a head of the family

I lend U My Perfume You Spray Psiii Psiiii Psiiiiiiiiiii Psiiiiiiiii...When I Use It I Spray Psii Psii ...Do You Think Am Mad

UP TILL TODAY NOBODY HAS EXPLAINED TO ME THE REASON WHY I WROTE JUNIOR WAEC.

Don't judge a lady by seeing her in different cars.Who knows,maybe she's a mechanic.

When Looking For A Job
IN U.S.A: What skills do you have?
IN EUROPE: What certificate(s) do you have?
IN AFRICA: WHO sent you?

Very funny indeed, only in Nigeria

When a girl sit on a table while she is on her period is Called "Periodic Table"
Wapa Mw

When am drunk I become very alert before crossing the road. I look left and right for cars and bikes, then i look up for aeroplanes and down for bombs, I look back for kidnappers and after that I hold my beer tight and walk zigzag to avoid bullets.����

rottennaija:
This is so false. Which Akwa Ibom? I'm in the State and no such thing

bros it is not false, it landed in Victor attah Airport this morning

Once she comes to your house and sees a plasma TV, laptop and fridge with double doors, a serious relationship has started.

D girl dat refuse to show me her breast dat year in school i saw her today in a taxi n she was breast feeding her baby

Ladies,
Surprise your boyfriend tonight�
When he texts you " Goodnight Babe"�❤
Reply " She's Asleep Bro,Then Switch Off Your Phone "��‍♂����

Behind every High Heel there is Slippers in the Handbag.

Only in Nigeria, imagine...

Women are very interesting human beings. A woman cries and still stares at the mirror to confirm if she is crying beautifully ���

I just bought air freshener for my new car.... I will buy the car later because I can't buy two things at the same time��

Lol, Nigerians celebrating mediocrity

Real men give half of their salary to their women, but real women reject it

No machine can lay bed faster than a guy who has just received a call from a lady that am at your gate.
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We spell it as "Food" not "Food".some people put the first "0" on the place Of the second "0" which is very wrong.

My phones battery reads 1% so am going to quickly give my opinion on this post. First of all our gir

He removed my top
I kept quiet.

He removed my skirt
I kept quiet.

He removed my bra
I kept quiet.

He again removed my pant.
I asked him is that space not enough for you to hang your clothes??��