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No one cheats more than a girl who looks like her Father.��

We are living in the world where banks leave doors wider open but chain their pens to the tables.

Funke!!!

Please, anybody in a relationship for more than five years please i need past questions

Any relationship that will not lead to marriage, May God end it today Amen.

Real girls don't fight over a man ,,, but they will commit sucide and wait for him in heaven.....
Am not feeling well

Is this the current president of Nigeria?

Do you really want ASUU strike to end because you are a serious student? Or because you just want to resume and start fornication ?
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That moment you are laughing with your crush and your nose decides to make balloon

Thats when u realize witchcraft is real
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In Africa Boyfriends are like African Presidents, the next one is worse than the current one, My sister remain where you are.

when recovering from a sickness:
Americans: Get well soon..
British: Speedy recovery..
Africans: Na this same sickness kill Mr. Stanley oo

Real Men don't hit their women, unless it's from the back....
If you know you know.
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See them, akpa men them

My sister why did you put such an expensive hairstyles on the same head that failed mathematics.

Na normal thing.. If you know you know

Some of you have been single for too long, the only time you hear the word "boo" is when u fart..may your story change in 2019

Who made the law of buying bread when travelling ?

Some girls don't want a husband or boyfriend, they just want handsome, intelligent, sexy, obedient robot that vomits money.

Politicians should serve two terms, one in the office and another at the prison.

The way female bankers explain account opening in Nigeria is so sexy....they will be like "I will open it for you so u can put something inside OK whether big or small just put something"

If you want to change your life, do it while you're single. Because once you get married you can't even change the t.v channel�!!!

January Is The Best Time To Pay Bride Prize...Right Now Families Will Accept Anything.

The 42 days of January have officially started.

i know the Church members were scared at first..

Go's is great

Nothing will test your patience like taking a taxi when you are in a hurry then the driver keeps fetching people with reverse.

Some Nigerians will be crying at Funerals and still be using that same eyes to locate who is sharing Minerals and Rice.��
Kwantinue

The reason jesus did not include ladies as his disciples was bcoz they would have been asking for money.

Handsome guys are not funny, but these ugly ones will make you laugh until you laugh yourself into a relationship

I generally need a job that will give me a six month holiday twice a year

"I can't Date a Guy without 6 pacs" says a Girl whose extended Family all have Pot Bellies