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See life. You now want to settle down after you are done. Smh.

Hahaha....na wa O. Even bh even get liver to talk.

We want more than words, we want action.

It's so funny how 2 monthschave changed to "before the end of the year"

Amen.

AwesomelyMade:
A lot of times, we do things in the name of love or winning over a lady. But an average Nigerian lady really intepretes most of these gestures as desperation, lack of self worth or plain foolishness.

If you do any of these, you might want to think again especially if you are not married;

1. Telling a lady you can die for her: This is just an expression of low self worth. A lot of ladies are are beginning to see through these deceptive lines. At the end of the day, they discover that the guy cannot even kill a cockroach for them. Those words are just means to a selfish end.

2. Travelling thousands of miles just to meet someone you saw on the net: A right thinking person would not embark on this journey. Anything can upload any pix on the net and claim to be that. Even when it eventually becomes who you think it is, the lady might not say it, but she knows you are another mugu on the loose.

3. 'I love you pass my mother': As strange as this sounds, some guys still say it to a lady. Ladies if a guy tells you this, please kick him out your house and life, he doesn't love you. If you have a cane and can flog him, do that as well too. Thanks in advance.

4. Describing ex in worst words: Well I guess if you are not reserved with him, he might even describe you worse with his next lady. If you break up with a lady, old things are passed away, and all things have become new, don't think you can buy your lady's heart by painting your ex with despicable terms. If she is shrewd, she will refuse you.

If you want to win a lady's heart, you need not do these thing because the valuable ones will see you as very cheap. You are not cheap anyway but please don't act that way. Thanks.

Copyright2015 AwesomelyMade

On point, but no. 2 isn't exactly the case. It depends cos there are people who have met themselves on social media and are in a relationship.

Castroii:
Like someone said, fidelity is an individual decision, tho I might agree with the OP say 40%. Wen I graduated 4rm sch, I was fortunate/unfortunate 2 b drafted 2 wrk in a vessel tnx 2 a relative, I only worked 4 18mnths b4 deciding 2 pursue another career path. Bt d truth is that as a young bachelor then, the life was fun, opportunity 2 see places n pple, sometimes 3-4 mnths on, enuf clubbing n flexing during time off, importing chics on deck during offloading, enuf cul moni making runs, bt then how do I manage such life as a married person especially when u luv ur wife so much, can't imagine staying away 4rm my wife say 2- 4mnths on a routine basis, then my prayer point daily wud be "Dear Lord, lead her not into temptation"

You've made very good observations. No job is bad but there are certain jobs that can make one susceptible to infidelity. Take for instance, a pilot (my childhood dream). For reasons i can't understand women find pilots or men in uniform (not lastma, Vio or police ) sexy. So these professionals get advances.

Oh I forgot to mention naval officers. Those guys are chick magnets.

ChuzzyBlog:
Basket Mouth is surely having a beautiful time and his weekend is really going splendid! The Superstar flaunted his wife, who in his words is a "damsel".

The couple visited Universal Studios in Orlando, Florida and shared some photos on social media. Now, that's one hot mother of two.


http://www.chuzzyblog.com/2015/08/basket-mouth-and-hot-wife-share-photos.html

His wife is hot but can her heat boil yam

thecreativeguy:
Presently, there's something happening around my vicinity. There is a young girl (i learn her mother is late) brought from the village to Lagos by her aunt. She had settled with her aunt's family and had being living with them for some years now, and they were sending her to school. Before now, I use to think her aunt was her mum.

But few days ago, they couldn't find her. Then it was later discovered that she've being with a boy in his house. Now that she's back home, her aunt is determined to send her back to the village. Her education is at stake (she should be in S.S.S 2 next term), and so many other things.

'Absurd' characters are often displayed by young teens (male and female) every now and then. You know, they are just finding those passions, and are just bent on experimenting with them, irrespective of what may. Let me tell you my case.

I remembered when I newly stepped into puberty phrase. We were done with our Junior W.A.E.C, and while others goes to school, the J.S.S 3 students stay at home.

I remembered how glad i was when i discovered i can now have a 'different' erection. I remembered when i discovered my penis can now bring out sperm. I was delighted when i saw the sperms coming out whenever i'm touching my penis (while looking at half-naked women or their private parts, in books or newspapers). Then i think i begin seeing girls as i haven't being doing before. I'm now very aware that by touching their bodies (especially their breasts) it will bring pleasure to me. I want to put the things i hear about sex into practice. And there was a girl, a tenant in our house.

I think she was also a J.S.S 3 student. Thus, when everyone had gone to school, we were at home. And i was imagining doing it with her. She also was just approaching the phrase, and from her gestures, it seem she also want to experiment with her passions.

But do you know one basic thing that didn't let me and her be able to have sex? BOLDNESS. I Thank GOD i didn't have the boldness to tell her that. I didn't even know how to tell her. When my mum (she's now late) ask her to call me (my mum's shop is beside our house) and she's inside our house, I will want us to utilize that chance, but Boldness. And till we begin going back to school, i never have the boldness to ask her for it.

SOURCE: http://www.creativeguyhub.com/2015/07/how-i-escaped-having-sex-in-my-early.html

Is this fiction or it's some that happened.
Either way, you need to correct your grammar. The story aint bad afterall.

Vanquay:
Am an Agnostic. Theists curse me to hell, Atheists think am stupid . But I have to say Religious Organizations should exist they help mankind stay in check. Hmm I have a very busy Social ad sports life. Will I ever get First class?. All those first class Graduates have no life, all they do is book book book they neglect Clubs and stuff

This FTc rubbish is finally getting on my Nerves

But at the end of the day their sacrifice pays off.

So atheists think you're stupid . How can a fool call another person a fool . It beats my imagination.
Btw, I thought you guys belong to the same school of thought.

Yungmilio2:
MIT also my DREAM skuk . not late yet for me
but the money gara gan
if i get the fees i go think 30 times before i pay m

School fees is as high as $45,0000 a session but International students pay more

pocohantas:
Something like that. Nobert was dating Uche Jombo, come leave am go marry Gloria. Is it fair?

. Nack me tory.

But Uche Jumbo and Gloria are not age mates. Gloria looks way older and she had been married to Nobert for a long time.

anonimi:
Bought it at WHAT price

Were you involved in the sale to kmow the amount as $6.5 million or you saw how much capital gains TAX paid the seller?

Hopefully you can provide further details.

The report said that he bought the house for $6.5m. No be me talk am. May be you didn't realise i was quoting someone who said that the 6.5m was used for renovating the house .

Atlantian:
Ol boy, you trekked for 70 miles under rain just to go and "chop punna". Your own pass witches, na evil spirit control you.

He no know wetin 70 miles be. Maybe na 7 km he wan talk.

ElhassanAuyo:
I too there was a time long ago which something of sort happened to me.
I meet an Igbo lady on facebook in which a very strong relationship existed between us, after about 2 Years, I asked her that I wanna visit her house, she agreed and gives me a green light. I will never forget this day 11- 5-2009 bcs is the day she choosed for me to visit her. I started my journey from my home town here Auyo in Jigawa state to where she told me as her hometown Yenegoa in Calabar L.G.A of ekiti state, before I don't understand that she was kidding me until when I reached Bauchi where I meet with one old friend of mine, he asked Me where I am going and i told him. It is from dt man where learnt that she is kidding me.
But anyhow I understand 2 things
1 - danger of loving igbo girl on facebook.

2- benefit of studying geography.
And as from that time I promised that I will never love any igbo girl on facebook again.

Hahahahaaa....... . You must be joking cos I find it hard to believe.....

Midehi:
some beautiful, some ugly, some old.


mennnn! the fulani girl.....see her mouth, kissable!
*winks*

14 years jail term.

Dharniel:
$6.5 million
just for renovation, that guy should be put on check...

He bought the house for that price. All the same, he's a thief.

I hope Buhari is taking note. But this Dino of a guy deserves to be thrown in jail. It's bad enough that he steals but worst is his blatant mockery of Nigerians.

pocohantas:
Is Nobert Young aware? Uche Jombo must be smiling now...LMAO.

It's her money though, be it N1 or N20000.
Na small small e dey start, dey take 20k and you don't complain...they step it up to 100k.

Wetin come concern Uche Jumbo . Abi dem dey beef demselves ?

This is soup for Timaya. I want her to narrate how she got raped. Let her tell us where it happened and the circumstances. But I hope Timaya didn't do it. But if he did it, he don enter O.

slam7000:
Know which onions? He was very evasive in his answers.

That's the characteristic of every politician- evasiveness.

Shey Florence don give you wetin you go look for even extra sef?

It's a verified account. You can see the verification symbol.
The man truly knows his onions.

May be. Truth is that what he has helped him initially, but his talent has kept him on top of the game.

CNN has made even bigger blunders. There wss an instance they labelled Niger to be Nigeria.

olutai:
Why the melancholic look on Ameachi's face?

He was left out of the conversation

Too bad

onila:
before I was like I will never date a guy younger than me
even if he's one day younger or even the same age

but now things have changed

as I grew older, I realized age is just a number

Or you grew older and is now faced with reality

Dharniel:
joker...

Why are you calling him a joker ?

He's trying to do something the right way and you disparagted him ?
We Nigerians especially the youths are not serious at all, we've become so complacent.
Just wait a minute and ask yours how old the likes of Nnamdi Azikiwe, Awolowo, Gowon when they started making impact.

nduchucks:
nwanne m, Boko Haram is currently on the run and will soon be completely disabled once the Joint task force being put in place start full operations. The suicide bombings we are witnessing will soon be a thing of the past as the Boko Haram leaders are eliminated.

This elimination process, unfortunately, has been hitherto thwarted by the unprofessional manner with which previous leadership, particularly under Ihejirika, committed atrocities including gross human rights violations such as beheadings, which are still preventing some of our allies from selling needed Arms to us.

We want this fight to end as soon as possible but what is keeping the JTF from full operation ? I guess baba go slow.
This battle is unconventional so we don't expect BH to fight Nigerians soldiers face 2 face. Of course they will hide and bomb.

I don't know how true the atrocities Ihejirika committed as you claimed. We have to be careful of how we make certain allegations. The Americans and Israelis committed worse human right abuse.

joseph1832:
Which yeye facts!. How come your GEJ waited and asked for sic weeks to combat BH? Or you didn't hear about that?

Abeg piss off joor!.

You are not opened to sensible debates so you start using violent words. There's a trend I've noticed amongst you Sai Buhari advocates, which is the use of violence and abuses on people who don't share your views.

I want our soldiers to win the war. In fact when Buhari came to seat, I even thought he would end this carnage. Just today there was an explosion, yesterday there was another. Things are not getting better. Unlike Buhari and some APC supporters, I won't disparage the military cos they are doing their best.

This is not conventional war which Nigerian soldiers are trained for and that's how BH has been fighting. They'll continue this their hide and seek approach because thats what seem to be working for them. Truth is that Buhari has not done anything positive to win the fight.