₦airaland Forum

yaskarahyelhope:
Why are men babies? Y are they so infant even on their so-called "AM THE MAN OF D HOUSE abi D HEAD OF D FAMILY"?

You can do without men, can't you ?

Just 1 more and it wud be a hat trick

Dem go flog am ?

This is typical of Lagos.

missKiffy:
Why do you say so

This looks like a crime of passion.Jealousy can make a man/woman kill.

missKiffy:
Batch C corp member popularly known as Hope was stabbed to death in his room in Aboh Mbise local government of Imo state last Saturday June 6th. His door was broken into while he slept and was attacked. Eyewitnesses say he was stabbed to death by an indigene. The police is currently investigating the case but no arrest has been made so far. So Sad!!!!

Hmmm...i see a woman involved in this.

dayo23:
Fools!!! Just because Bukola and dogara were sworn in through the backyard style doesn't mean anybody's political career is over. Every comment on this thread is base on hatred for Tinubu, I personally don't like his lifestyle But I respect his ways of politics. Let wait and see what happen next, it is still very early to just conclude his political career is over. Tinubu is the brain box behind the merger, he was the one that influence everything including president elect and thank God Buhari acknowledge that fact during the day he collected the certificate of return. Tinubu has slots in the ministerial appointment and that is something Buhari himself will not temper with beside Tinubu knows how to select Genius and technocrat for political post, he is very good at that.
He is hated mostly by the South Easterner because he was the brain behind the elimination of GEJ 2nd term. You can never have it all in politics,it is up and down, some goes well and some doesn't.

Tinubu will bounce back stronger!!
Mark my word.

Truth is, I wonder why any one will be a fan of Tinubu after all he has done in Lagos state If you understand Tinubu as a person, you will know that he has selfish interest. There was one time he boasted that he put GEJ to power. Havevyou asked why on earth would he work with someone in the opposing party?

Jackrich:
Of course Buhari is still in the APC and he's still the President with a toothless bulldog for a vice President and also remember that right now he has his brothers controlling the lower and upper house what do you think will happen? They will make policies and shove it down our throat.
Tinubu is the Afonja of this 21st century and Yorubas again has been used by the North after using them to return power to the North.All of us go hear wee.
Before I forgot , where is Amaechi? The puccy cat of Ubima?

Jonathan go dey laugh kai!

Na real pusssy cat ? ( Or is p u s s y) censored ?

Waspy:
And pple don't seem to realize. ..they are busy being consumed by hate for Tinubu ( poking the eyes just to spite the nose). Yes Tinubu isn't the ideal politician nor leader we all crave but then Saraki, with all his political misadventures and scandapades is no better. Our Democracy is young and our pple are so emotionally sentimental that they can't tend it to grow. I wonder if Buhari (and yes Saraki sef )would be there now if Tinubu had not played his first part. I was watching learned persons talk today on Channels TV and I came to the truth that in Politics, the world over, there is no good or/nor bad. Now Saraki is there now and he can choose to go AWOL ( even the pdp that assisted in his emergence of the post can't remove him at their will any longer ) Such two-faced politician has no basic principles nor ideology and will always only graze where the pasture is greener. This is not good for democracy at this stage in this nation

Bottom line is that most politicians are selfish people, period. Politics in Nigeria is a game of treachery, betrayal and subterfuge. APC used it very well, and the PDP is doing so.
One of the most important things is to break the monopoly of Tinubu. Yes, Tinubu was influential in Buhari's victory and that of Saraki but you don't expect them to be his boy boy. This is not Lagos state. If you are talking about principle, leave politicians out of it most especially Nigerian politicians.

cmax16:
My younger brother was one of the best graduating student from uniben in his set, with a sharp 2:1, he has a masters, a pgd, he has even been accepted for his PhD all in uniben, yet no job.

Abeg make Una help, those that can. Is there something he isn't doing correctly? E don dey turn stories that touch o.

Don't believe.. hard to believe. Has he thought about travelling abroad? There could be a difference...

Hmm.. that's interesting... They should have invited Ronaldinho since they failed to sign him earlier on...

helovesme:
Exactly !

those lazy, pot-bellied Generals will hate the fact that they've been moved from 'luxurious' Abuja to Maiduguri, so they have no option but to sit up.

the longer it takes for them to end the boko haram menace, then the longer they will remain at Maiduguri without all the perks they enjoy

What do you have against soldiers ? Insulting them is uncalled for, afterall they are not the originator of boko haram...

PassingShot:
When their Commander in Chief speaks, they have to obey no matter how irritated they feel.

Now, if they like, let them finish BH in two weeks or ten months. It's their choice now.


The increase in suicide attack by the Boko Boys in recent times was out of desperation and frustration of the knowledge of what is coming with PMB's order to move the command center closer to them.

In fact, such tactics from BH may increase BUT at the end, they will be smoked out by the NA in short time.

Haters can relocate to Niger, Chad or lagoon. We don't care.

You are already prophesying more blood shed. But if boko haram is becoming frustrated as u said, then u wud have to give creeit to Gej

holicalpha:
I wanted to say it sounds like a lie until the Suspect's mother confirmed that he has done this before.

But seriously, The way the girl said it all sounds like a LIE... The teacher taking her from behind,pouring out whitish thing and threatening her not to tell..I find it hard to believe. The Police shouldn't be lazy, they should conduct a thorough investigation before carrying out any sentence.


- Valar Morghulis

If a child could sqy something like this, then I cant doubt it. How can she have such an imagination and why would she want to blackmail her teacher ?

Do we have forensic psychologists in our police force ? We such specialists..

nationwide1:
Baba said that because he strongly believes that leaders are chosen by God according to the Bible.

It's not a prophecy o before some children of hate will quote Baba tomorrow in case...

Yeah. Pst Kumuyi was being rather optimistic that the government would do well based on individual record. The best we can do is to pray and hope for the best cos politicians are dangerous people.

arbitter:
Its amazing that these people basically fvcked this country up in the last 16 years and yet some waste of lives still want to tell us we should have sticked with them


16 years of these ldiots and they wanna start talking shlt about a government that's been in power for like a week. If this country slides back into the control of these morons then i hope they destroy your lives forever (but im sure the only people who have sold their lives to them dont have the majority votes to do so anyway )

I agree with you to some extent, but u forgot that these same idiots are in the ruling party.

Iamfrank:
Na wa o dis one too dey embarassing

And yet someone took pictures and posted it online ?

kazmanbanjoko:
pls, keep mute

I am mute but my fingers are the ones typing. Smh...

ECOTERRORS:
I remember when fashola complains when GEJ comes to Lagos so the op has a right to complain.

How can PMB has these multitude of security while people are dying of BH attacks because there is nobody to protect them.

Change indeed

This is the double standard that we are talking about. Fashola even blamed Gej for the armed robbery attack accusing him of using all the policemen available.

kazmanbanjoko:
Op, dont be too sentimental. He is the president and if he wants to use the road, let him use it. Or do yu mean he doesn't have right to use the road dat he shuld use helicopter. Jonathan and hin wife do pass dis one so Yu beta get used to it. If yu no like am, relocate to benin republic.

So Gej did it, therefore Buhari should do it
This is a Nigerian problem. State governors do the same, so I wonder why you were in a hurry to defend GMB. Our leaders in general should be sensitive to the citizens.

charlesucheh:
Omo! That dude took it personal with Etcetra sha!!! NB: Etcetra is not a failed musician, he's one of the Naija singers i respect. But haba! Etcetra! You should have respected boundaries, at least that's what happens between civilized people.
For the record, GOD has not yet appointed his spokes man, so, nobody has the mandate to say who's going to hell or not!!!!!GOSh!!! I dey Vex for you Humans!!! Feel like going back to my planet(heaven).

I've not read etceteras comments about Denrele. But this guy sounds so pained.

peeparty:
this guy is sowing a seed after barcelona won the champions leauge yesteday.
people really take this things serious oo.this is really a true fan.

Messi is his god. And let's see how he would be rewarded...

Rapsodee:
Lol

Was just imagining it that when people were sharing their testimonies that I should just see someone go forward to say he prayed and fasted that Barcelona should win and they did...praise the Lord.

What would be your reaction.
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Is it proper?

You're trivialising the essence of testimony

dainformant:
President Muhammadu Buhari left Abuja, Nigeria on Sunday, to attend the G7 Summit that is scheduled to take place in Bavaria, Germany, from June 7 to 8, 2015. The G7 invitation was extended to President Buhari, by German Chancellor Angela Merkel even before he was sworn in on May 29th as the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

President Buhari and his entourage which includes former Lagos state governor, Babatunde Fashola and Kashim Shettima -won't take part in the major G7 meeting as Nigeria is not among the G7 countries but will participate in other key side meetings.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.com/2015/06/president-buhari-leaves-abuja-for-g7.html

Goodluck to him and his entourage... . Did I just mention Goodluck ?
Whatever, but let his trip yield success.

ThatITguru:
Yeep read electrical /electronic engineering
CompTia A+
CCNA

Kk. Nice combo.....

ThatITguru:
I am expertise in IT infrastructure and network architecture.
You made a point right there boss.

You bet the neglect of IT sector is one of the causes of stunted technological advancement in the country.

IT is a wonderful field that has not reached its potential. May be u should consider travelling outside.
I like the field u mentioned. Did you study in Naija ? And what professional certifications do you have in the said field ?

Toks2008:
So you are among those who are still ignorant about the obvious.


Please wake up from your slumber. There is more to Aso rock than u can ever decipher.

I'm not a conspiracy theorist like you even though I believe in supernatural powers. The question you should ask yourself is who is the person conducting cleansing

omanifrank:
1. You see identical twins, you still dey ask 'na twins be dis'? No bros, na picmix...lol .


2. Nepa brings light and everyone in the neighborhood shouts 'up Nepaaa'! My guy ask me, O boy na light be that? No oh, Na Holy Ghost fire! Lol! .




3. You see person dey vomit, you still dey ask am 'you no well'? Em well, e juz dey practice how to vomit. .


4. You just wake up from sleep person come ask you "you don wake?" No oh, I come buy bread wey I go chop for dream. .


5. You see woman wey born new pikin u ask her "madam u don born? " No ohhhh, she buy am for OLX... .



6. You greet person "good morning ma" ! She ask, my pikin you don wake? no ohhhh, I dey sleep walk... .



7. My guy ask me "O boy where u dey?" I tell am say i dey bank, nd him ask me "Wat is happening there?" Nah new yam festival.. *LMAO* .



8. My neighbour sees me opening the gates to drive out and asks me, U dey comot? Not at all... I be the new gateman... .




9. I dey watch film… my guy enta come ask me "Guy na film u dey watch? No naa... I dey discuss with Osuofia... .


10.U see me dey chop indomie come dey ask me, O boy, na indomie u dey chop so? No ohhhh... Na fried rubber band mixed with thread. .


Dont Forget To Share

I have seen this post before. Any way, let me add my own.

U see me dey enter plane you come ask, "you wsn travel?"
I dey take malaria tablet, yiu still dey ask if I get malaria.

Person see me dey light stove and put pot of water on top, you come adk whethet i dey boil water.
I don run marathon race finish come fall for ground, person come ask me whether i don taya.

ikeyman00:
@@@@

this is a serious problem with a black man

they just lack the capacity to reason and think like a human being they claimed to be

u have a president of a country that refuses to move in his official residence and they still cannot see anything wrong with that

hahhhha black people my oh my what a country

anyway we are going to Biafra

change ni change ke

before i go surrender your 11yrs old daughter for marriage biko

I can imagine Obama saying that he does not want to move into the white house after becoming the president. The things we do in this country, I no understand.

otipoju:
I dont know why you guys are in a hurry. When someone gives you a dirty car, you first clean it, start it, let it warm for a while before putting it into gear and driving it to your intended destination.

Is it wrong to scan the entire villa to remove all spy gadgets that have been placed there by either local or foreign interests.

Is that not the wise thing to do? Especially when you know you have enemies both internal and external.

As to appointment of Ministers and advisers and new service chiefs?

Is there not a due process that has to be followed? The last I checked , those he intends to appoint have to be screened by the senate who have not yet convened their inaugural sitting. So do you expect Buhari to put the cart before the horse?

He has his list and in order not to heat up the polity or be unduly influenced, he has kept it close to his chest and will present it when the NEW senate sits.

Has Buhari been busy in the past one week?

The answer is a resounding Yes. Those trips to Chad and Niger were not jamborees but strategic moves to discuss concrete plans with allies in order to rid Boko Haram once and for all.

He also met with the current service chiefs who briefed on the existing game plan. He has given them instructions to move the command center to the epicenter of the action itself....signalling to Boko Haram that Nigeria has crossed the Rubicon and there is no retreat no surrender till victory is secured.

Osibanjo has executed tasks delegated to him as the vice and he is doing pretty well , a far departure from the ghost worker we had before in Architect Sambo.

Everything will move into full swing with the appointment of Ministers who will be given their specific job functions and targets and performance apraised. But these can only be after the New senate sits.

While Buhari is waiting for a new senate, boko haram is busy bombing. So whose responsibility is it to protect these citizens ?
He doesn't need a new sentae to appoint service chiefs. He won the election 2 months earlier and there were no court cases. Therefore h3 had no distraction whatsoever. I want Buhari to be successful in the interest of Nigeria. I also believe that we should hold our leaders accountable.

lacicrips:
My 6 months old alsatian wolf is very stubborn and never listens to me when he charges against people. He constantly tries to attack everybody when I take him out for walks, and this embarrasses me a lot as well as the innocent passer-bys.

Funny thing is, he listens and obeys his commands when we're indoors. But as soon as we're outside, he throws caution to the wind and becomes his own boss and would never listen to anybody.

I've tried reading up on obedience training and also watched a few videos from oyinbos, but I'm looking for a more practical advice from Nigerians. Some people suggested discipline by flogging him into submission - I totally don't buy that as he might just become fearful of me and probably resent me forever.

Please share what has worked for you.

@Seun, I trust your opinions, please come chip in.

U sure say e no get mongrel blood