₦airaland Forum

IYANGBALI: Omo those clarion chukwura,s breasssts na take away,I feel like sucking dem dry

Missy89: what if Russia blocks the corridor it granted the US to feed and supply troops in Afghanistan
what if Russia refuse to corporate with sanctioning Iran
what is Russia derail the Nuclear talks

the more the sanctions bit, everyone looses at the end. it would be naive to say that one country will loose and another wont.

Sanctions is a 2 way street. Lithuania and Poland are already complaining as well.

Russia just signed a 5 year deal with Iran to ease sanctions and have increased food imports from Turkey to compensate what they would be loosing from European markets. no one would win a sanction war, everyone has aces up their sleeves.
Sanctions only work on African countries like Zimbabwe

kernel504: Russia should take a leap from China, strengthen your economy first.Fighting EU and America at the same is hurting her GDP.
There is time for everything, look at it now, China is now the biggest economy in the whole world,once there military measures up with that of America,they will eventually become world power.

macof: Is calabar Yorubaland We talking Yoruba traditions
And killing of twins doesn't happen there anymore

macof: Good for u now...no one cares so get out of Yorubaland if u don't like Yoruba traditions

macof: Ode oshi. Where did u see all these?.
Your silly hypocrisy and lies has started again.
You Christians would never stop lying against Pagans

captivating: Attention! Attention!! Attention!!!
If you have any business or activities around ikorodu area of
Lagos state please suspend it for now.
I use to pay no or less attention whenever a traditional ruler
passed on and people start spreading rumours that 7 or 14
human heads are needed to perform some kind of funeral
rites, until a woman confirmed it today that she almost get
nailed yesterday at ikorodu for the burial rites of the late
Oba of ikorodu that pass on this week.
According to the woman she said, the good samaritan that
got her out of the danger zone said, the traditionalist
needed 14 male and female heads.
Please spread the news and save lives!!!

Dragonking: Stop being stupiid and fooliish..Your christian religion that you carry on your head is being dumped by the white men that sold it to you in the first place..Are you more of a better christian than they were? Ode!!!

Dragonking: 1. Can you prove that innocent lives were lost during today's rite?

2. You complain that movement will be hindered for something that ended around 6am or so but the traffic gridlock being caused by religious camps along the expressways for hours and days does not hinder movement to you and you see it as okay?

3. To the bolded, because 2 black people were missing the next day after a traditional rite, you decide to push the blame on our tradition? Why didnt your brain ponder if it was a normal kidnap, or one of your pastors or imam kidnapped such individuals for their coded sacrifices.

4. Nigerians wont be begging for cure for ebola virus if we accepted our own beliefs, values, practices and norms..Have you ever thought that before white men came to africa the only major disease we experienced then was malaria..but since the day people like you abandoned your traditions to accept foriegn gods, we have no other choice than to succumb to the pathetic case we are in now.

PAGAN9JA: Since when is culture and religion required to produce/manufacture and market iphones and androids? Is this a requirement of genuine religion?

What a stu.pid backward reasoning. Go worship your fetish idols of that dead jewish man .

How many macbooks or laptops has christianity or christian priests produced ? Foolish nincompoop.

Do we look like Calabaris here? Why are you bringing Calabaris on a Yoruba Religious Thread?

Kindly fvck off and stop wasting my time.

Dragonking: How does this act involve killing of twins or any human? did you even read the write up at all? It was stated that an idol will be paraded around town and it is advisable for people to stay at home to avoid disrupting the rite proceeds.

Stop being a brain washed black slave..wake up

omololu2020: y r u pple lik dis sef,who told u dia z no development in ikorodu,were do u live,jst bcox ur friends n family livin in ikd r poor n livin in a very bad enviroment doesn't mean everybody in ikd z poor

PAGAN9JA: Hey fool! who kills twins and sacrifice albinos these days?

Stop using the same colonial propaganda against our African Religions and cultures. If you dont like it here, then gerrout!

The real demon is that foreign naked jewish man whom you worship as a GOD.

And wat about all that money your pastors swindle from the common man? I admit that there is development there though. Devlopment of their own BIg Manshions and private jets.

fr3do: As big as Russia is, no internationally recognized media house.
I wouldn't mind hearing their part of the story.

Jarus: It is very difficult to be 100% truthful in interviews – if not lie, there is a very strong urge to embellishes – exaggerate or understate - actuals.

However, this is not to say everyone lies or embellish in interviews. I once coached a young man for an interview who really impressed me. We were trying to anticipate how he will handle the question, has there been a time you led a team to success, or something like that. He couldn’t give an example, and he said many of his friends who had sat for that interview told him he better craft one. He said it was just difficult for him to lie – his body language alone will be enough to give him away on the spot as lying. He said he will stutter, shake and easily confuse things. I commended him, and advised him that he should stick to his principle, that there is nothing like saying the truth. He got that job.


That said, while lying in interview is wrong, there is nothing wrong in packaging what is true to look glossier.

So, here we go. Top Lies Nigerian Job Seekers Tell:

◾I am multi-tasking - Hmmnnn, even when the guy cannot handle two assignments at the same time.


◾I love challenges – Really? The last candidate also said that. In fact, everyone I have interviewed today said that. So you all love challenges? No one hates challenges


◾I was born in 1991 - Hahaha, Alhaji. More than half of Nigerian job seekers, especially at entry level, use “football age”. Even with those moustache.


◾I plan to grow with this company: Serious? Even if Shell comes with mega offer next week? Chai, there is God o.


◾I have always wanted to work for this company: Even if the guy has never heard about the company before that advert was published.


◾You (the interviewing company) are one of the market leaders: Aba market or which market? Where is your source? Where are the stats? Even the recruiter knows you’re flattering him.




◾I am trying to work on my weakness: So that your sister you slapped on the interview morning was an error. What of that stick you smoked at the corner the night before? Okay, how about that woman you cursed in traffic on your way to interview venue? So much for working on weakness.


◾Pay is not my motivation: Really? Even after opening thread on Nairaland asking how much the company pays. God is watching you o.


◾I am a team player: Every Nigerian job seeker is a team player. No one is a loafer.


◾I quit my former company voluntarily so as to gather further experience: Just ensure the HR Manager of your last company does not hear that.


◾I am a go-getter: Ask the guy the meaning of “go-getter” and don’t be surprised he doesn’t even know the meaning.


◾I pay strong attention to details: Only that this quality was on holiday when you were preparing your CV. Because the CV in front of me – with all the errors and inconsistencies in fonts – says opposite.




Any other one I have missed?

http://www.jarushub.com/top-12-lies-nigerian-job-seekers-tell-in-job-interviews/

berem: The Fear of Buhari by Asari Dokubo is the beginning of being a lily-livered ediott!

God bless GMB!

nedu2000: I know most parents talk about how their kids finish 1st in class then who's the child that finishes last!!
My uncle's 16-yr-old child is such a person,he's dad bribed his way into secondary after he failed common entrance,after repeating JS1 and JS 2 twice,his dad was called in by his school principal(govt school) to come and carry away his ward!!My uncle not knowing what to do,send my cousin down to Lagos to live with us and join my little brother in his school(they are both age-mates but my brother is in SS3).
In Lagos,he couldn't pass the qualifying exam to my broher's school so we had to make do with one of those secondary schools that don't arrange such exams. In school,the results didn't change 22nd/24 students after 3 attempts in the same class?haba.He also possesses criminal tendencies as he forged his last term results,he doesn't write notes claiming he's a slow writer and its a natural liar. His parents are confused.
Surely there are parents who's wards aren't(weren't) doing well academically,what's the way out?

dyoungforester: Rabbit is the 2rd prolific domestic animal that can partuate to 1-24 litters after pig.

Rabbit can live 8-12 years in wild and captivities respectively.

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Rabbit meat is all white meat.

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segun544: I can't involve d police or any security operative because my MD (Boss) is a heavily CONNECTED man.........its wisdom I need and datz y I've come here 2 seek 4 it..........NB: my boss always uses most of our money 2 maintain some useless women.......Please help me!!!! Wat can I do?

Hackerjay: https://www.uncoverdiscover.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/13.jpg?89b997

#1 – Unhealthy Habits

Excessive smoking, alimentation rich in fats, sedentary activities and consumption of alcohol are typical to men, and partially explain their developing of serious diseases (cardiovascular diseases, cancer, hepatic affections). On the other hand, women are more careful with their eating habits and more concerned about their health. They are not as avid consumers of any kind of drug.

#2 – Genetics

Women’s immune system ages more slowly; the aging process differs from various reasons. Women have more estrogen, which protects them from cardiovascular affections until menopause. Also, they are more protected from Alzheimer disease and certain types of cancer

#3 – Motherhood

Women who give birth after the age of 30 apparently possess longevity genes, according to researchers. They can live up to the age of 95 or more. Having babies later on probably means that the reproductive system is healthy enough, so the rest of the organism ages more beautifully. However, babies delivered after the age of 40 risk developing serious disorders, such as Down syndrome.

#4 – Chromosome X

Another possible explanation for women’s longevity (and for many other differences between men and women) is the fact that they have two chromosomes X, while men only have one. There are structures in our RNA (Ribonucleic acid), which practically tell genes what to do; they play a fundamental role in the immune system’s capacity of removing infections and diseases. Most of these structures are found in chromosome X. Thus, it can be said that women are programmed to be healthier and live longer than men.

#5 – Testosterone

When they reach the age of around 20, men have high levels of hormones such as testosterone, which can induce a dangerous behavior. Young men are careless about many aspects: they drive fast or don’t wear seatbelts, they drink a lot of alcohol, they can become aggressive etc. This kind of behavior leads to higher rates of mortality.

#6 – Stress & Depression

It is proven that happy people live longer. Older men, in particular, go through serious episodes of depression. Their suicide attempts are also more successful than women’s. Stress is usually omnipresent in a man’s life, since they need to provide for their family, to work more and to assume more responsibilities. As known, stress can launch diseases, such as cancer.

#7 – Environmental Factors

Leaving aside occupational hazards which men are exposed to, life expectancy is 70% influenced by environmental factors, namely our behavior and the atmosphere we live in. The rest is owed to genetics. Women, who usually engage in much simpler jobs, or are largely housewives in certain countries, are not exposed to as many dangers or to excessive stress.

Source: HotNaijaEdutainment

MiguelMi6: How many gay persons have you met in your life to come to this conclusion.

Just cause all trees grow outside does not mean they all need sun.No one is born gay cause you know nothing about gays.

ifeness: I think religion should go. Homosexuality is here to stay whether you hang yourself or not. I do not have to be gay to speak for gays,i just know other people's right should be respected.

cococandy: Animals can't express themselves.
They are beneath humans.
So bestiality is a kinda fvcking them by force u get?
It's not in the same league with homos' own.