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Some Nigerians act as though they were born right inside a gutter!
Whats up with going physical when you aren't a bunch of rams
Now one person would be arraigned in court and the other may need surgery.....Stupid!

tellwisdom: But bro, you are not rich; how did you know all this??

What do you mean?! He has a mansion in Banana Iceland afterall!!!

@Yuzedo:Where have you been hiding all this while?

Chei....so if he committed multiple murders nko?
This sentence was somewhat harsh o.

Chichi, silly question but kindly put a picture of the Akaun.
And please if I am straining to remove dirt, then what am i using to cook - the water? Because wouldnt the Akaun remaining on the strainer with the dirt if its a solid? I am hopelessly lost. thanks

PS: Great blog you have. I have it bookmarked and started on some of your recipes already!

Tonto wins this for me!
Ini Edo will be second - the sitting down, blank stare look of mag covers have been overdone
Strangely, Tiwa is my fave of the 3 but she fails me on this cover. Who was she trying to channel here? Kathy Perry in her "Roar" video?! And that makeup and all that green everywhere....ugh!

ammyluv2002: Una really get time, honestly

Seriously! The couple are together enjoying wedded bliss and you guys are here drinking panadol and Phensic on their behalf!

Men don't have time for prolonged beaf jare.
We women however.....

This might sound a tad unpatriotic but my answer is a resounding NO! I haven't watched more than 10 nollywood "movies" in my lietime in d privacy of my house. I certainly won't pay to watch them. And Yes, I'm a regular cinema goer.

gnabry: what's with u pasting this Untrue news all over nairaland,re u been paid or jobless,why can't u just participate in the brain teaser....lyk seriously,u should be banned.

Its true. Read about it online last night myself.

opylas: I can't stop laffing here. & itz ds same set of ppl d@ say GEJ is "disappointingly dull" & call him Retardeen. I wonder who d real Retardeen is now. lol

Honestly! Not a single person has got it right.
People, pls read the post well o.
Your answers (good efforts) but they are not what was asked.

At OP: Are there such words?

RIP Cluadia. Imagine what your reasons for dying when u get to heavens gate

Not to sound like a Debby-Downer but how exactly are we supposed to help her since we cant turn back the hands of time?
The question is, can she still live with him? I doubt it.
Lord knows what STDs he may have afterall, we don't know where u-know-what has been!
I think she should get a lawyer ASAP and spill it out.
As for the brother...blood is thicker than water. With time, she may learn to forgive him.

But na wa o. This new generation of gay men that have heterosexual relationships that lead to the point of marriage dey fear me!

Hmm yeah Id make a terrible wife.

He actually poses well in heels! This outfit is actually tame for him.

I will soooo kiss Peter Okoye and Justin Timberlake (kai, bhet na married men o!)
I will slap Miley Cyrus and Burna Boy to death!!!

Nigerians "owned" this list mehn!

Lool! Murray should concentrate on getting his medical license back and stop dabbling into comedy. Condom ko!

Okro soup. He was as slimy as a snake! #hiss

Such a bakward policy!!! First Mugabe chased all d white landowners and farmers in the early 2000s that later ran d economy down. Now this. Anyway, I shldnt be suprised

No Maogodo? No Omole Phase 1?
I would personally take out Ikoyi from that list. The bad roads are truly enough to reduce the property prices!

anselm791: Why would anyone even think its because he drank too much? I'm not sure I like these sahara reporters anymore, its a cheap shot to take a shot at someone who's ill, we should know where to draw line! Get Well Soon Mr President.

I am at an odds here on who exactly to believe. But how long can it be hidden if a party did occur? Time will tell sha.

Jonathan Misses Investor’s Council Meeting After Falling Ill, Checks Into London Hospital

President Goodluck Jonathan has checked into a hospital in London

Mr. Jonathan, who travelled to the United Kingdom for a meeting of Nigeria’s Honorary International Investors’ Council, “became indisposed,” spokesman Reuben Abati said in a statement, “and could not be present at the opening of the meeting today.”

The statement added that Mr. Jonathan was examined by competent medical practitioners who advised him to rest for a few days.

“The Presidency wishes to assure all Nigerians that President Jonathan’s condition is nothing serious and that the medical attention he has sought is only precautionary,” Mr. Abati said.

Participants at the Investor’s Council meeting at Hilton Hotel in London said they became worried when Mr. Jonathan failed to show up during a scheduled opening speech at the packed event paid for by the Nigerian government. Lady Linda Chalker later anchored the event without Mr. Jonathan.

A presidency source however told Saharareporters that there was heavy birthday party thrown to celebrate the President’s 56th birthday at his Presidential suite in the InterContinental Hotel in London that lasted till early this morning. It could not be ascertained if Mr. Jonathan drank too much at the party.

It would be recalled that last year in Addis Ababa, Mr. Jonathan failed to show up to give his scheduled address at the 50th anniversary of the African Union.

Our dear beloved President Y'all

You are amazing girl! No more stew or me for a while.Thanks
Bookmarked your blog sharply

The Conjuring
Sinister
Insidious
The Omen
The Excorcist of Emily Rose
A Haunting in Salem
11:11:11
12:12: 12 ...And yes, they are movies!
A Haunting in Connecticut
The Cabin In The Woods


These are true horror movies that scared me not all these Final Destination and Saw crap

Taafoo sells extremely inferior goods. Sorry, but the truth needs to be told. I mean, just looking at stock online should tell you and with those prices?...Comon! This ain't Freetown!!!

horpeyeahme: Pls wre ® dey located nid †• Check dem out.

They are located on Ikosi Road across the road from 7Up and not too far from First bank. They have a huge sign board out so you cant miss them. Goodluck! U will need it!!!

Cheetahs got tired of running !!!
Those villagers need to represent Kenya in the next Olympics I swear

I grew up being ordered by my mum to tell Jehovah Witnesses that "we are not interested". And I was further instructed to "shut the door immediately afterwards". I even remember feeling fly that at such a young age, I could use the word "interested". I later grew up and realized that even though at the time I was still catholic, such behavior was misguided.


By my late teens, I was feeling disillusioned with the catholic church and started having regular visits from witnesses and even started purchasing their publications. On the sly of course cos my mom would have been pis..ed!
I moved when I gained admission to Uni and lost contact with all my Witness study people and even the publications. My bedroom had been cleared out when I visited one xmas

So now, I am a member of RCCG and havn't looked back. But I still feel that with the amount of fervor and eagerness they endure in trying to spread the gospel, people should learn to be a little less judgmental and irrational in dealing with them. In life, what people do not understand, they tend to fear...however irrationally.

I will miss his friendship o. He is currently my BFF. Chei..infact i don't want to think about it.

Its childish and its immature...but unfortunately I do it.
I can't help it sometimes. Don't get me wrong, I could end up reconciling with the person(s) in question, but for some people, its just hard.
I just stay away from them

Noted. Will share with friends and family

RIP Mr. Tunji

[quote author=Foxy_Flow]Seriously, I don't know how to be faithful to one girl. I will show you all the love needed for the moment but the moment I step out of your place or you leave my place, I am dialing the next girl's number.

I know it is bad but I aint stopping it anytime soon jor [/quote]Holy Mo'! I always thought you were a lady o...I swear.
Ewoooooo. No i see the gender beside the name.
Since you are a guy, its in your nature to cheat. Nothin spoil right?