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hustler anthem: old woman i greet u..abi u no dey see ur face?

Little boy, I greet u back. Sleep tight!

hustler anthem: wat of u..abi u dey stroll pass?

How are what I typed and "strolling" into a thread related
Kids kids everywhere!

Someone actually alluded that all successful and rich women should be called "sugar mummies" and hence the topic should be changed.
The OP made it clear that women who fall in the afore-mentioned category are better in suceeding at relationships and getting married if they tone down and pretend as to the values of their net worth.
Admit it little boys, you all have a serious EGO problem!

Verily verily I say unto you, Mr. Cork's account was hacked jare!

C them, they have come again..the dreamers. The OP even used style to solicit for a girlfriend on Nairaland no less!

Chief Sweetus himself!
No. 8 and 14 got me in d gut!
Good one!

Very sensible thread. Thanks OP

Don't forget those annoying selfies with Duck lips....I HATE them so much
And those who have Display Names with pictures and odd fonts that make it impossible for you to find them when you try to type the first letter of their name.

1. Thor - The Dark World
2. White House Down
3. Pacific Rim
4. G.I Joe - Retaliation
5. Despicable Me 2
6. The Wolverine
7. Hunger Games - Catching Fire
8. The Possession
9. World War Z
10. Devil's Seed

My fave movie "2012". I love it so much.
Movie of the year - Iron Man 3!

Nice one OP.
The only error I spotted when I saw d film was d policeman and his been run over by d dump truck. I was like, where did d truck come from just now?!
So they had initially referenced "Russia"? I must watch d film again be dat o.

Oh wow!
I am a serious movie buff!
Amityville Horror, Hunger Games, Transfomers (they casted out Shia Lebouf?!), X-Men and a new installment of 300?! I can't wait!!!!

Airforce1: His money
His Life
His Business
Added: His daughter


Cheers

True that....
Next!

Lies! Lies!! Lies!!!
The same Jay Z that rapped in "Drunk in Love" suddenly doesn't know about the album?
And of all places for Jay to openly diss his wife and talk about his marriage- a barber shop.
Abeg, OP stop being the bearer of bad news.

I would personally replace the Tony Okoroji story with -Royal Baby news. The number of Nigerians that searched and followed the news even though they may want to deny it, was quite high o.
I would rank Bev Osu as No.1 sha.

alienware: See the dog face like madam tpia own .

This is how a human being just dies over separating "fight" between 2 dogs that ended up remaining alive o!
There are times when I wish I had a dog as a pet.....this ain't one of those times

Gunmen attacked the airport and seized control of the state television headquarters in Kinshasa on Monday, in what appeared to be an attempt to seize power by supporters of religious leader Paul Mukungubila.
The Police put a security cordon around the state television building where gunmen had taken several people hostage, journalists told Reuters.
Witnesses also reported shooting at the Tshatshi military camp, close to the Defence Ministry.
Report says Congo is struggling to emerge from decades of violence and instability, particularly in its mineral-rich east, in which millions of people have died, mostly from hunger and disease.

Congo is home to a 21,000-strong United Nations peacekeeping mission (MONUSCO).
Before transmission was shut down at state television, two gunmen appeared on camera to deliver what appeared to be a political message against President Joseph Kabila, who took office in 2001 after the assassination of his father Laurent.
“Gideon Mukungubila has come to free you from the slavery of the Rwandan,” said the message, according to a Reuters reporter who saw a tape of the transmission.
Gideon is the nickname used for Mukungubila by his followers.
Mukungubila, who calls himself ‘The prophet of the Eternal’, ran unsuccessfully for the presidency against Kabila in 2006.
He has been an outspoken critic of a peace deal signed in Dec. with the Tutsi-led M23 rebel group in eastern Congo, accusing Kabila’s government of bowing to Tutsi interests and pressure from neighbouring Rwanda.
The Information Minister, Lambert Mende said that security forces had the situation under control.
“The attackers presented themselves as supporters of Mukungubila, we are checking because this could be an attempt to fool us,’’ he said.
In central Kinshasa, the streets emptied and shopkeepers closed their shutters.
A customs official at the international airport on the outskirts of Kinshasa reported heavy gunfire there just minutes after the attack on state television.
“Shooting has started here, they are shooting everywhere, we are all hiding,’’ the official said.

More news to come.........

Source: Reuters/NAN

Worwor: glorified keke napep!

What"s so glorified about it?
Call it as it is...keke Napep - with doors!

Something just isn't right when parents have to bury their kids.
RIP Madam.

Abeg abeg abeg, what kind of Qualities of a "real" man are these
What I see here are qualities of a "perfect" man and we all know they don't exsist. NL guys gan, most can't match a quarter of d qualities listed here. So pls rephrase the title of ur topic Bro.

mazizi tonene: I'm good dear...its bn long I saw ur posts...compliments of d season

Yeah, was very strong this past few weeks my bro.
I wish u the same.

Eyaa, poor Sexkillz. People's insults finally drove him away or Ogugua gave him a red card. Adieu!

GogetterMD: I have insidious 2 and I could help you download silent hill 2

Yay! Oya PM me so we discuss the "tradeoff"!

mazizi tonene: Hmm....So u r still in dis planet.....

Mazi, I am. How u?

This has got to be one of the most childish threads I have opened this year! Like..good grief, r u guys for real?!

Speakdatruth: i lyk u

Thank u!

I will be spending it in Church. I don't miss it o. Wish I could throw fireworks sha, would have made it more fun!

FWB won't work for me. I'm d kind of person that would just find myself falling for the "friend".
So I'm single becos I'm still searching for the right one I guess

Anyone has Insidious 2 or Silent Hill 2 wishing to do a tradeoff?

When you start "demanding" things, ain't nothing "friendly" about that anymore o!

Sorry but you cant learn about this and just walk away. You know yourself that you can't.
I advise that you contact the mum and ask her to be candid about the paternity of the child but let her know that in no way are you asking this to stir trouble in her marriage.
Depends on how your Ex wants to go about it, (e.g. if she is willing that you make some contribution to the welfare of the child or not), then you should calmly let your wife know. She is supposed to be your best friend no matter how negatively you feel that she would react. She needs to understand that you didnt hide this from her but you just recently found out as well (well, kind of ...) but most importantly, you are/ were not cheating on her. This happened years ago.
Don't forget that there is absolutely NOTHING hidden under the sun if you chose to hide this. It will eventually come out even if its at your funeral. That's just the way the world works.
I wish you goodluck!