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TheSourcerer:
indeed it is , hope you have yourself a fab fab morning

Thank you bro.
Apologies for the late response

hermionepotter:
Hello, guys. For the past two weeks I've been getting bitten on my bed by invisible insects. I've tried and checked for everything; bedbugs, biting midges, mosquitoes. I've cleaned and disinfected my entire room, and yet it continues. I've searched the mattress and even torn it open and I've not found even one single insect. It became so terrible I had to spray insecticides on my bed before I could sleep. But I still wake up with bite marks.

My friend thinks the dry cleaner I give my clothes who hand-washes it might have used juju on my bedsheet or something. We are in Nigeria so we all know this is possible. Also, I started refusing to give her foodstuff and other things because she kept asking for more. Please help.

I think you need to just buy a new matterass and make sure you launder your duvet and bedding please.

Mrlouis:
ITS EVEN SUPER STORY. BECAUSE IT WOULD RATHER BE FOOLISH OF YOU TO WANT TO CHANGE YOUR CIRCLE OF FRIENDS WHEN YOU HAVE NOTHING TO OFFER THE PROPOSED ONES. SO THEY OUGHT TO CHANGE YOU EVEN.

A F0OL'S TALE

Yen Yen Yen yen yen....
The same Davido who is your mate and you are here bandying words with a girl who no send you.
Idioti. c !
Abeg go sidon somewhere make I see front

TheSourcerer:
Jeffrey Dampier




Probably one of the most infamous lottery deaths , especially if you watch ID , he was An enterprising man, a wholey generous man , who took in his wives sisters who ended up killing him, when Jeffrey Dampier won $20 million in the Illinois state jackpot, he took some of his winnings and opened up a gourmet popcorn shop (as he was brought up as a popcorn boy ). He also lavished gifts on his sister-in-law, paid all their fees and house rents upfront .

Unfortunately, Dampier's sister-in-law had plans for some of the money that hadn't been spent. Along with her boyfriend, she helped kidnap Dampier and then shot him to death in a most humiliating manner.

I remember this story on IDx all too well.
Was really sad and opened my eyes about generosity, trust and so called family.
Greed is a very terrible vice

Mrlouis:
PLOT TWIST: YOUR CIRCLE OF FRIENDS NEED TO CHANGE YOU ASAP

It wasn't a story, so no plot attached.
Foo.lish talk!

redcliff:
they need to change you too because you are not capable..

You need to change yourself out of my comments.
My initial comment remains
E pain u, eat sh..t!

Driving home, it was reported on the radio it had reached N82Mn. Na wa N120Mn! I need to change my circle of friends

Explorers:
A Rare Case Of Parasitic Twin Seen In An 11 Year-Old Girl Named Yin Xin, Of Changzhi Town, Shanxi Province, China In 2007.

Amazing!
Reminds me of the 2021 horror film Malignant.
Never knew such could happen in this level of detail and with the host twin growing up with it to this age. Just amazing!

ZaRuleOfLaw:
So I honoured an invitation to a church (name witheld) & as a stranger, my eyes kept wandering during the program (I'm sensitive) I saw a few things which I've never seen in a church before. A woman was wearing a ring on her big toe. Who has seen such before? what does it mean?

Sensitive to what exactly!? Ameboism?
You were invited to a church so you can fellowship with other like-minded brethren to worship and there you are poking nose into business that concerns you not. How does what another person wears or does complicate your life for goodness sake?
Mtseeeew

iamyemiakins:
How many of the soups in the picture below have you tried/tasted?

I have tried six of them:
Okra
Ewedu
Ogbono
Egusi
Ẹ̀fọ́ rírò
Gbegiri

All except Miyan luka
Ofe nsala by far the best!

It is finally happening!
We are finished in this country under Buhari's regime.
Any serving member of his cabinet and the general public that still does not see these Terrorists for what they truly are; is indeed blinded by something other than lack of common sense.
Maybe they will wake up when they start packing bombs inside Ghana-must-go bags and time it to go off while the Train at Oshodi or Iddo.

Yeecar:
Its close to Ikorodu North local Government secretariat, isiu, ikorodu.
Please contact for the price and inspection.
07064983344

Noted with thanks.
Will call you during the week

Yeecar:
2 Bedroom Flat is available for sale at an affordable price.
FEATURES;
Newly built
All Ensuite
Visitors Toilet
Big kitchen
Electric supply.
Cool and Serene Environment
Land size is 150 by 30

LOCATION; IKORODU, LAGOS.
The owner is selling based on Urgent financial needs.


24 hours Hot line;
07064983344 ( Calls, sms and Whatsapp)

Kindly state the price and exact area in Ikorodu. I am very interested. Thank you

[quote author= post=106415535][s]Awwwww
Face of Love.


Meanwhile,
FROM ALL OF US @[/color]
: CONGRATULATIONS TO WHYTEMONEY in advance.

Dem [color=#006600]MANNA say so[/s].[/quote]Fixed!

Sundaypaul12345:
My area no day there
He said consequent upon that, the areas listed would experience darkness for 10 hours on a daily basis until the end of the exercise.
Darkness for ten hours is what I don't understand

8am to 6pm daily

Herbsworks:
I don’t play bet and it happened to me this evening on access bank. I think access bank has been hacked

Guy, be careful o

saphiere:
In Nairaland boys voice: Olosho has paid off.
Which comedy? They are all into yahoo business.

Since female celebrities cannot make it legitimately, their male counterpart can't too.

God bless you darling.

Bloody hypocrites everywhere.

I can actually count the number of shows that have taken place since Post Covid era. Comedian my foot. He isnt even popular o. This is 100 percent yahoo biz. He just invested his hit wisely.

silentvoice:
This appearance has been on my private part for as long as I can remember. It doesn't itch except when I shave on some occasions. I'm a 23 years female and not sexually active, is there a way for me to clear this? Does anyone have experience on what this is? I also keep having reoccurring boils close to my vagina

These are ingrown hairs dear and not something to be overly anxious about unless they start getting bigger. Check out @thowbiemakeovers on IG and see what she does for her clients with this issue. You can also ask her all the questions you want first and she replies . Cheers

Bsc:
Why did u spend so much time to have conversation with a fraudster?
Lucky u it isn't the ones that use jazzz...

I wonder o.
Was even answering in affirmative concerning his full name etc.

OBTMOS:
This one is not like Regina Daniels o

Idamond:
My face is always OILY and it also cause PIMPLES on my face because of that I stop applying cream on my face, and the resultant is causing pimples on my face..

even after taking my bath in less than an hour oil will pop out from my face even if I'm under an air-conditioned...
please how do I stop these.

You need to buy a facial cleanser that has salicylic acid as one of its main ingredients. Go to any drugstore like Medplus or Healthplus. First do a google search of best and affordable facial cleaners with that ingredient. You can save a pic to aid you when u get to the pharmacy. Dont forget to buy cotton wool. Always wash your face before bed and use the cleanser. You can also use Nicoderm at night when you wish to sleep. Drink loads of water during the day and stop worrying.
You also didnt state your age, are you still a teenager? Your job stressful? Or have you been worrying much lately?

[quote author= post=105937484][s]Blackface we love you.
A lot of your songs are evergreen.
You sing for the masses, just like Baba Fela.
Even 2Fave came out to say dem agree say na you write African Queen 100%.

By the way,
For all the corrupt swines telling sane Nigerians that Nigeria was like Dubai during the reign of their corrupt evil and looting party that looted their destiny and that of their children,
This song by Blackface during the years of the looting of your fathers and opolo eye cancer patient mother hiding in UK, that make y'all all wail day and night , pretending to care for the masses, while hiding the fact that y'all running mad cos there is no more corrupt money to steal.
Let this song hit your heart and prick ya conscience.
FvckAllYa!


HARDLIFE BY BLACKFACE.
Blackface Yah man Alabai are you with me.
Marvellous are you with me.
Said it′s a hard life Wey we dey live oh, eh eh I tire for this kind life

Wey we dey for this kind country

It's a hard life wey we dey live for naija.
Use dem money plane to overseas dem ja.
Hard life wey we dey live for naija Ja ja (naija in Africa) It′s a hard life wey we dey live for naija Use dem money plane to overseas dem ja Hard life wey we dey live for naija, ja ja (naija in Africa).

Na so dem do dem chop our money go.
Dem think sey me and you we no go know (na lie o) See them as dem pass dey go.
Blow their siren from makurdi to otukpo Chakoko Kwa eh See as our life just dey bitter e.
'Cause Our roads e bad.
How can we be glad When the children are suffering Everyday in ah we yard Dem say e go better, e worse pass as e bad oh.
Money no be dem own Dem put am for dem backyard After dem go say make we no light we jay,
Make we no know sey dem steal our pay.
From here to Bombay I say Which kain life we dey today When we dey work and daily no pay I say This government e bad oh,
see as dem leave All the students and dem dey keep dem for Their house oh It's a hard life wey we dey live for naija Use dem money plane to overseas dem ja Hard life wey we dey live for naija, ja ja (naija in Africa) It′s a hard life wey we dey live for naija Use dem money plane to overseas dem ja oh Hard life wey we dey live for naija, ja ja (naija in Africa).

Nowadays everybody is living in pain Work for six months salary go dey in vain Dem wan scatter we brain, dem pack all the Masses and put dem in a poverty train
Corruption na the order of the day And the fuel scarcity e dey bring the country shame (no mind them) After then dem go tell we what to do When dem take the revenue.
And drink liquor with dem crew yuh Fire burn one, all of them wan Embezzle we money And dey call we bloody fool I say the youth na the time for we To take the lead No mislead a black family.
What we need in society, just for dem to give We the basic amenities ′cause It's a hard life wey we dey live for naij Use dem money plane to overseas dem ja Hard life wey we dey live for naija, ja ja (naija in Africa) It′s a hard life wey we dey live for naij.
Use dem money plane to overseas dem ja Hard life wey we dey live for naija, ja ja (naija in Africa) How can I live in a country Where the light ain't steady Water don′t run and I can't afford spaghetti.
I don′t do deals cos they shady When the thieves come to rob Them the cops ain't never ready (oh God) I would have graduated 4years ago.
And would I graduate now? Only God knows The economy of my nation is moving too damn slow Nobody cares to know whether you catch a rhyme blow Folks can't afford 3 square meal.
How damn then dem pay their bills? Pot bellies up there don′t know how it feels With pure raw skills, now I gat a record deal I′ve got to say this from the heart OBJ we don't feel you As a matter of fact, OBJ we don′t believe you You don't know exactly how it hurts we see you We don′t need you You gotta step aside please
We gat death traps on the high way You expect us all to live on minimum wage Sellers ain't paid, brothers got to buy guns to go on rampage to rob his own way Now the youths listen, we all know how you feel We gat no remedy, we got to get up for real So put your guns down and use your head ′Cause someday I believe we'll make this daily bread cos It's a hard life wey we dey live for naija, use dem money plane to overseas dem ja Hard life wey we dey live for naija, ja ja (naija in Africa) It′s a hard life wey we dey live for naija, use dem money plane to overseas dem ja Hard life wey we dey live for naija, ja ja (naija in Africa)[/s][/quote]

Dozis:
So today I took the first jab of the AstraZeneca COVID-19 Vaccine and here's my experience.

I registered today and I still took the vaccine today, the registration was so simple, easy and seamless, you can register here https://nphcda.vaccination.gov.ng/

After registration, you will receive a message indicating the vaccination time, date and centre.
Luckily for me, the vaccination centre is very close to where I work, on getting there, there was no crowd, as a matter of fact I was the only one coming to take the vaccine as at that time, so I walked up to a nurse and made enquiries, she directed me to the people in charge, they asked wether I've registered I answered in affirmative, they checked my name in their system and confirmed my registration, after the manual registration, I was shown the health worker in charge of the vaccination, the woman was just nice and straight to the point, I received the vaccine and was asked to sit for 10-15 minutes so that they can observe me for side effects and there was none, though I wasn't expecting any and till now, till now I feel nothing but just the initial needle pain and I know some people that took theirs 6 months ago and they are all fine.

I am scheduled to take the next jab by 28th of next month.

I am a front line health worker and during that first wave and lock down I contracted COVID-19 and the experience was not funny, so I don't want to take chances, I don't want to have the feeling again.

To the naysayers, COVID-19 is real and the vaccines are safe and accessible, please go and take yours now.

Took mine on Wednesday and I followed the very same process as you. Took mine at 9 Brigade Medical Center in Ikeja Cantonment. Felt fine after taking panadol. But today, the arm I took the jab is heavy and I feel so tired. Doubtful I will be able to go to work tomorrow but I am glad I took it. My next jab is next month and i got the Mordena vaccine

Juliusdaughter:
Thank you. We are doing a registry marriage before the end of the year

May God bless your impending union, may He bless the work of your hands and may all your dreams, Hopes and wishes for your future come to glorious fruition. Keep being focused, save money like hell and protect your mental and emotional health as much as possible - plan properly and move out as soon as you can.

Fahdiga:
The question is what do they do with all this seized marijuana and other drugs? I think they resell it and takes some themselves

They usually burn it in their landfill and televise it.

mysticgal:
7.We have over 3 million unemployed Nigerians, this is it people

This data can't possibly be correct.
Over 200mn nigerians and a mere 3million unemployed. Come on!

Righteousness2:
The Media/ Globalist keeps Scamming and Deceiving the People with all these videos littered Everywhere of people about to Die telling you to take this or that. Go to YouTube and see all these Nonsense littered all over the place! Be wise Folks!

Someone who is about to Die has the time to tell you to get a Jab. A Reporter and cameras are well positioned And people are buying this scrap. Devil has blocked the reasoning ability of people.

Someone leaving the earth did not use the Opportunity to make amends with GOD. It's to take Nonsense they have.
Shine your eyes ! Jab Cannot Save you. Only JESUS Christ Saves!

These are Last of the Last Moments! Do not Joke with your Eternity .
Very soon! The Eyes of All will be Clear on these evils and Nonsense!

Simply google her name and you will find out that she has truly passed. You are preaching wisdom and being righteous. Yet no single iota of sympathy or concern for her family or even say a short prayer for the repose of her soul. Christian indeed! You are a charlatan. Quote me anywhere.

[quote author= post=105718334]Sisi Yewande and Madam Ngo of @[b][/b] are gonna get one each of the below for their boos this coming Christmas.

We gonna turn up this Christmas mehn!
It's all about Jesus.

Enemyofprogress in life,
Y'all can now start killing yourselves.


If it CANNOT happen for you or any of your lineage in life forever.
That doesn't mean it can't happen for others.
Never laugh at anyone's dream in life.
It brings you down and leave you in poverty.
Change your mindset to something positive for once munzy.
Advice from the elders.
We will continue to school you kids as much as we can.
Have a nice weekend enemyofprogress.[/quote]Nonsense as usual

GospelAkede:
For sale
A 3 bedroom bungalow on half plot of land with 2 shops at Oke Isagun,.off command road Ipaja Lagos. All round tiles and fenced round with gate and borehole water. *Vacant possession*

*Price is #6m*

Accord Property Consult
08036880283,07055509491.
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I am very interested in this. Please let's talk tomorrow. Will find time to call you.