₦airaland Forum

It got a bit dark this afternoon in my part of the country. LIKE it was threatening to rain. I stood outside willing d rain to make good on its threat but No way. The heat is crazy

a4hafoe and ryhmesmith, sorry guys but you are wasting your time pouring your sorrows out here on NL where majority will only mock or see the humour in your predicament. My advice, let your Dept. and other concerned Akokites blow up a storm on his twitter handle. He owes you guys some form of apology -no matter how insincere.

vizkiz:
Hmmmm... Ok, so they had a divorce and the woman keeps getting the larger share of money. Man goes to her house to discuss about it, woman says she wouldn't reduce the cut. Man gets angry, shoots her and after realising what he did, turns the gun to himself!

I think I need to start working for the FBI

You won't even pass the first level aptitude test. Clearly you failed to see where it was boldly stated that they weren't even married talk less of all this your divorce and possible alimony settlement ish
Wake up from your slumber and join the Nigerian Police where yu truly belong my friend

donhils:
Maybe I'm the only one not getting this. Pls which of these is the gay smiley?

Seriously dude?!

[quote author=Qualer post=43085646][/quote]100% bullsh.it!
You could tell that blueto just sat down and forced the grammar out hoping it would make him look smarter. Ended up looking absolutely ridiculous
Some people and their "notice me by force " personalities

LegatusGlaber:
Why don't they list those important raw materials, who knows we might find a way of making them here. Otherwise, this is nothing but an emotional appeal and veiled threat

The list is freely available even on Nigerian customs website.
Guardian newspaper carried it a while back as well. Those who import are fully aware of this.

kingofchess:
pls is this lady married

Yeah, her 2nd marriage I believe. And happily so thank goodness

johnydon22:

Lol.. Most of these Moons are massive enough to achieve hydrostatic equilibrium under their own gravity...if they were orbitting the sun instead of planets, they would have been classified planets

After all planets are not primary source of waters but Comets and Asteroids probably..

That's like the simplest and most basic form of differentiating the 2. I have always pondered about that. Thanks

freakcin:
This story of Jude is incomplete. He talked about how the youngest and his dog did not attend the wedding of the eldest.

Has he forgotten he didn't attend Peter's wedding? This dude is lying on social media and he calls himself the eldest.

How convenient to leave out the part where you ignored your junior bro on his wedding day.

If you took the time to really look, you would discover that Jude didn't even write that piece.

lestat:
Hehehehe i have an even longer story to tell you #Keeping Naughty

Oh good grief!

repogirl:
My own concern is the pic of the strong thing....whose own is it?

My sister...gbosa to you jare.
I haven't even been following all this their long story
#NaughtyTuesday!

AlienStar:
And what will she tell her God?

it's got to be two different people cos they look nothing alike - regardless of the skin lightening.

Oh well, RIP Jessica

Awwww this is nice.
Toke Makinwa this is the real order of life after marriage o. Ur head isn't bigger than Tonto's.

Stumbled on the whole ish quite late as I have been busy all day.
I love Peter to death but, truth is he threw shade first.
Paul is clearly marked as the go-between in this issue. All both parties need to mediate and thrash things out. This isn't the first time, something similar happened in 2013 or so. Family will always be family.

Smellymouth:

Which show are u talking abt? Ur niece's 1 year old birthday party?

Wicked!

ladygudhead:
abeg who read am?

PresVA:
Forget that madam.. his loosing them was USELESS. . To what end? The dogs are probably starving somewhere; homeless and will end up with another dog eater( who will even have the dogs free of charge)..

He would have bought the dogs and then take care of them...Simple

Your opinion has been duly noted subsequently ignored

Babacele:
hmmm e-partner in crime, I see you ooo. frankly speaking, I think d guy is too civilised sef cos I can stand d sight of any person killing dogs...I jus cant.. not in this lifetime.

Hehehehe @ e-partner in crime

Nigerians and their hypocrisy!
But they can sneak to the nearest chemist to buy the same condom?
Or complain the government isn't doing enough to combat the spread of HIV/AIDS and other known STDs?
Or scream, shout and condemn the young lady who got pregnant out of wedlock and the boy or married man responsible?
Oh let me guess...abstinence is key! Silly me!

Nice accomplishment

Smellymouth:
Hhmmmm

It's a lie! Smellymouth himself has nothing to contribute?!

DandyWalker:
See, the crown of a woman is her chastity. Even the men in the holy books run after women. It is the duty of a woman to exercise discipline. There is no ashewo man o, only ashewo woman. That is our world for you.

What bloody piece of crappity crap shi..t did you just type
There is no Ashewo man only Ashewo woman? U say u are a medical doctor (I don't even know why u shared that idle piece of info like we give a care) and you are in your 20s( which I doubt because you type stuff like that of a 3year old! ), so pls think like one!
Saint Dandy, go and stand before God and justify committing fornication and remember to let your creator know that the sin is only punishable to women o. Oh wait...let me guess-you are a virgin too?
Or Women sleep with themselves now abi?
U better never pay any bride price in your life.
Stuff and Nonsense!

sweetchizzy:
where the vibes wey person won steal

U took the words outta my mouth!

Eddygourdo:
thanks dear. But with all the insults I have gotten here and that of the man. I wanna pay the balance on the dogs. Hopefully will pay him this month end. I got too emotional, though I really hate when dogs are maltreated, eaten but maybe like they all said, I was wrong..... Maybe

Dude, believe me if u had opened up the thread to talk about your neighbour and ended it with "you decided to mind your own business, respect a man's livelihood and leave the dogs to their fate since - we all pretty much eat animals", NLs will still shower u with insults. Learn to ignore people. By all means, pay te man some more at month end ifyou want but let it because it's what your conscience is asking of you and not the ignoramuses here.
Cheers.

Eddygourdo:
I Really Did Something Very Wrong

The sight of seeing dogs eaten, slaughtered or kept in cages on their way to pepper soup joints and markets makes me depressed every time. Today, I did the unthinkable, a neighbour in my new area is a middle man for the purchase of these cages of dogs. Sometimes he leaves them outside In the cold, with no proper shelter or food, till he is ready to go to the devil's market with them. The glare of those dogs in the overcrowded cages breaks my heart each time. . Therefore today, without anyone looking I cut the ropes and released the dogs. About nine of them. Some took off at full speed while the foolish ones stayed back in shock and confusion. I quickly dropped the seven thousand Compensation into the cage and ran away. I really feel happy at my criminal behaviour and also bad as that man has been raining curses on the street. I need to park out be that. Cheers

Kudos to you dude. That was quite courageous of you. I am even more impressed you saw it fit to drop some money in the cage. Don't discuss this deed with anyone though.

tosyne2much:
I have been on sabbatical leave.. I will definitely drop a thread 2moro

U actually rose up to the bait! Tosin, I clearly know how to tweak ur hinges!!!

Jadekitana:
Yes i'd follow up and down because it's not your business! How come u the only lady pained with my write up? Abi are u one of those girls or boyfriend snatchers? Secondly people like u who always jump to talk about self esteem are always the ones with the lowest inferiority complex so babe you have nothing to argue here. I followed him to th rest room shouldn't be your headache, whether he's rich or poor is absolutely not your business! What u should do is condemn the act of broke sluts, except you are one.

10 gbosas for you babes!

AyamBlaze:
lol. Serves him right though.. I almost joined d bandwagon haters in blasting d poor nigga. I don't know what made me have a change of mind

Compassion maybe?

None. What d Eff is that Number 4?

So sorry Ishilove. I have refrained from getting a pet as I doubt i would be able to handle the emotional void caused by their deaths. The fact of the matter is Ruggedman has tried. However take him to another vet and see if anything can be done to salvage the situation else, it may be time to start considering the inevitable - euthanasia.

2 front page topics in less than 24hours that are not only entertaining but actually make some sense. Inclusive of the fact that you write well. Naijasinglegirl has now become the much improved female version of tosyne2much!
I like you girl

vicstar:
[b] "fathom"

Thank u

Naijasinglegirl how on earth did you think about the decriptives on the flowers and "leaves"?! - dried, scented, unscented, cooked, fresh
We are solidly behind you biko