₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,330,943 members, 8,447,827 topics. Date: Sunday, 19 July 2026 at 06:16 AM

Toggle theme

VivaLaFrans's Posts

Nairaland ForumVivaLaFrans's ProfileVivaLaFrans's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 (of 20 pages)

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Most Kinds Of People In Nairaland's Jobs/vacancies Section by VivaLaFrans: 11:49pm On Nov 07, 2014
Lero15:
6) The 2-Cents Donors : Why always 2 cents?? (sometimes kobo!!! shocked shocked ). Why not 2-dollars-manageable, or 2000 dollars-you dig? wink Thanks for sharing the info though...but we want more cash grin grin

7) The Renumeration Experts : They know virtually what most firms pay! They are good. They can save you the initial stress of traveling miles for a test or interview that may not be favourable, renumeration wise. Olutola88, pls do the compilation, aiit? cheesy

8.) The Silent Killers : I fear these guys...After a very long wait for test results, one dude from nowhere will just come up and say, "success mail rolling" You immediately check your mail, and lo and behold...a regret mail undecided cry cry cry After his post, you will not see the dude again until he gets his offer letter, etc.

9) The GNLD Agents : grin grin grin These guys are going placess grin grin grin Selling drugs or whatever might not be that bad an adventure for some people, the way they go about advertising in disguise is what piss me off. Some would go as far as copying some job requirements of top firms...then they end it all with a gmail or yahoomail. Don't be surprised, they are coming up with a domain name soon...

10) The Scammers : Dear Scammers, you think I'd pass? I purposely put you guys on my last list! You guys are sooo intelligent, you use your intelligence the wrong way. Whether na good you sabi do, carry on, whether na bad, ba masala... just remember say "everyday for the thief..." you know the rest.

Now I'm done.., which of the group(s) do you belong? If it is number 10, say hii grin lipsrsealed
You may add yours. Thanks.
PoliticsRe: President Jonathan Pictured At Nnamdi Azikiwe International Airport by VivaLaFrans: 5:24pm On Nov 05, 2014
slimfit1:
So we should hug transformer because of this !! useless people.
Who are the useless people?
The Igbos, South-Southerners or the OP?
Music/RadioRe: Where Are These Nigerian Musicians? (Pictures) by VivaLaFrans: 5:01pm On Nov 05, 2014
Oh no I feel like crying.... What about Paul Play, 2 shot, and the guy that sang ''Baraje Omoge bend your waist o''.
What about style plus, Fazeeeee, oh no no no no, what about ''Soli Baba dey here'', Maliki nko, 9ice, Nigga Raw, Eedris Abdulkareem, Sauce kid...
Do MI and Jesse Jaggz still exist?
Olamide and Phyno don spoil market for people ooo.
PoliticsRe: Court Orders Army To Suspend Execution On Convicted Soldiers by VivaLaFrans: 7:56pm On Nov 04, 2014
onadana:
Am totally against their pardon.The sentence should be carried out to serve as a deterrent to others.We are too sentimental.These people knew the consequences of their action.. no body forced them to join the army,they had a choice to resign. But no. They joined the army for economic reasons.They should be shot ...
You have a wicked heart
PoliticsRe: Jonathan To Launch N100 Centenary Note by VivaLaFrans: 2:55pm On Nov 04, 2014
Grrrrrr! *Angry*
Science/TechnologyRe: NASA: Viral News On 6 Days Of Darkness In December Is A Hoax by VivaLaFrans(op): 8:02am On Nov 04, 2014
Psylas:
wetin concern me, I'm glad that I have my own lawyer
Lol
Christianity EtcRe: CBN Bank Verification Number Is The Antichrist's Number by VivaLaFrans:
trueconscience:
Hmnnn the BVN issue , in my own opinion is setting the platform for the anti-Christ.How? By the time you all get numbers and your details -finger prints etc are stored up in whatever database, whenever the world is ready to implement a one-world government and makes it mandatory that people get the MARK OF THE BEAST on their foreheads/hands whoever fails/declines can be easily locked out from commercial activities and tracked.

And by then, it becomes a crime not to have the number of the beast and with the way the US is going, expect the unexpected
Thumbs up...
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Beautiful Pictures Of The Sky (Taken In Nigeria) by VivaLaFrans: 5:34pm On Nov 03, 2014
CEtoO:
Looking at different beautiful appearance of the sky makes me wonder how great God really is.

These are some of the pictures of the sky I took. You can add yours.
Are u an Artist?
ProgrammingRe: Is Nairaland Becoming A Search Engine? by VivaLaFrans(op): 9:10am On Nov 03, 2014
phatjoe50:
An igbo adage says "Onye na ju ajuju ona e fu uzo" meaning A person that always ask questions can never miss his/her way.

He wants to know.
Thank you brother...
U know they always want to pick up a quarrel with someone.
I don't get angry easily cuz I have better things to think about
Science/TechnologyRe: NASA: Viral News On 6 Days Of Darkness In December Is A Hoax by VivaLaFrans(op): 9:05am On Nov 03, 2014
Louis055:
HoW re we sure its not judgement dayhuh? sadHoW re we sure its not judgement dayhuh?
Abi... I dont think so
Science/TechnologyNASA: Viral News On 6 Days Of Darkness In December Is A Hoax by VivaLaFrans(op): 7:53am On Nov 03, 2014
One of the best things about the Internet is the speed at which it allows information to be shared. Unfortunately, this means all information -- even false ones like the news about the six-day darkness that would envelop the world in December.
The report "NASA Confirms Earth Will Experience 6 Days of Total Darkness in December 2014" was published by Huzlers.com. Considering the site labeled itself as offering "a combination of real shocking news and satirical entertainment to keep its visitors in a state of disbelief," the story should have been taken with a grain of salt at the very least.
According to the story, NASA " confirmed" that the Earth would be experiencing six days of nearly complete darkness from Dec. 16 to 22. The event would supposedly happen because of a solar storm that would spur enough dust and debris in space that 90 percent of sunlight would be blocked out.
NASA head Charles Bolden was said to have made the announcement, asking people to remain calm given a solar storm so bad (the biggest in 250 years!) was going to happen that it would block out the sun for 216 hours.
Reporters also apparently "interviewed" people to hear what they had to say about the event, with Michael Hearns responding with a "We gonna be purgin my n*gga, six days of darkness means six days of turnin up fam."
How people took that response seriously is a mystery.
Six days of darkness, if it were to really happen, sounds like a big deal but the story downplays it in the end, noting that officials said that major problems would not arise anyway. A certain Earl Godoy, a NASA scientist, reiterated there would be no problem because the planet could survive on "artificial light" during the event.
NASA has not made any official statements regarding this six-day period of darkness descending on Earth.
The good news is that this means the world will not be falling into darkness for six days in December. The bad news is that people aren't very good at separating what's real from what's not, liking and sharing the story thousands of times since it first came out on Oct. 25.
Huzlers.com was also responsible for reports in the past where Tupac Shakur claimed he was alive, Ebola victims rose from the dead, and Floyd Mayweather offered a $1 million annual salary to have someone read everything for him.
Finally, the news is not in NASA's official website.
www.nasa.gov
Christianity EtcRe: The Sin Of self-service And Its Consequencies In The Life Of God's People by VivaLaFrans(op):
Hi guys... I've read all your replies....
The Best freedom a Man has is to make a choice''... I've been in sin and I saw that there's no life there...
Christianity EtcRe: CBN Bank Verification Number Is The Antichrist's Number by VivaLaFrans: 11:46pm On Nov 02, 2014
BigBashiru:
The Bible speaks of a mark of the beast and a number of his name.

Ladies and gentlemen, cbn is bvn is the number of the name of the beast but not its mark.

You cannot buy or sell without it. It's not the mark though so this one is not a hell ticket.
Guy Na wa o... You even called someone a monkey. The Mod that selected your thread to front page wanted people to mock and laugh at you... What if CBN sue you or Nairaland to court for this statement? Guy, you just have to study your bible, build your relationship with God and close your ears from all sort of confessions of witches and other negative messages. Always think about God's kingdom and it will improve your mindset. It good you are sober and vigilant, but bear in mind that you cannot force all these Atheists in Nairaland to repent. Do your best and allow the holyspirit to do his work.
Finally, do you study the Bible. Have you ever had a quite time to meditate on God's word? Are you even Born again? Or you're just a church goer?
Start from somewhere. Start by being born again and go through the belivers foundation school before you can even think of preaching to someone. You can't just come and tell people that CBN has the mark of the beast. Will that save them?
Christianity EtcRe: CBN Bank Verification Number Is The Antichrist's Number by VivaLaFrans: 11:24pm On Nov 02, 2014
LordReed:
Your ATM card has a number, your bank account has a number, your drivers licence has a number, almost all the goods your buy have numbers but you want to go into a frenzy because of BVN? Maybe you should go nuts over that phone you are using to post this because it has an IMEI.
Lol
Christianity EtcRe: Is Sexual Desire A Sin? by VivaLaFrans: 2:40pm On Nov 02, 2014
thorpido:
Intimate desire is not a sin.Putting it into action outside of marriage is what makes it a sin.
Thats the answer
Christianity EtcThe Sin Of self-service And Its Consequencies In The Life Of God's People by VivaLaFrans(op): 2:06pm On Nov 02, 2014
I'd start with my story.

In 2004, (13 yrs old) I had a dream, I saw two paths and heard a voice saying to me, ''Follow the one on the right'', I woke up. The next night, I dreamt again and saw myself urinating pure blood. In those years I used to hear the voice of the Lord in my dreams. I was filled with the holy spirit and full of life and unending joy. I used to be very bright in school and lovable, with favour from everywhere. I always came up with a first position in class. After the second dream, I told my mum and she said I should pray. I never understood the meaning of those dreams, neither did she.

The following week, on that fateful day when I was taking my bath, I was washing my genital with my soft sponge when I experience the first orgasm of my life. There was an expulsion of semen and I enjoyed the feeling. From that day until earlier this year, I wasted my life.

I masturbated on daily basis. I started isolating myself from people and began to keep my secrets to myself. I wasn't getting close to my mom like I used to do. I began to have disturbing dreams like being chased by a cattle herd, being chased and caught by a dog, being mutilated with a sword, finding my self in a toilet doing nothing or in a pit struggling to come out, I experienced Murauding spirit, being pressed and disturbed in my sleep. Sometimes I would hear footsteps and sudden shouts of people running past our premises when Iam asleep, and lots more that I cant mention cuz of time and space.

During this period, I was still hearing the voice of the Lord in dreams telling me to rise up now and pray for mercy. One day, at about 12:30 am, I dreamt and saw myself in a white garment stained with black gutter water and stinking, and I was standing near a toilet and weeping for help. Suddenly I saw three people in pure white garments, came with a basin of water. Two started washing me while one stood and watched. On the process, the water got stained by the black colored gutter on my garment, the people pursed and the water became pure again, then they resumed. After this dream, I knew I was restored, but I failed to pray for the spirit of Holiness to posses me, and I went back to masturbation again. My spirit gradually accepted it over the years and couldn't fight against it anymore.

In 2006, my those dreams became to manifest. I dreamt that my garment was stollen by someone, and physically I lost my joy in the presence of God. I dreamt that I and my classmates were climbing a hill and I was slipping down while they were near to the top of the hill. This happened when I started gaining 6th, 7th position in class. I began to loose friends and started hating everyone. I found it difficult to smile ands this caused wrinkles on my forehead. I began to loose divine favour and wasn't lovable anymore. I can't narrate everything here cuz my story is too long.

In conclusion, most of my mates are in the Universities or graduates, but I thank God for my present academic qualification and the Pastor He had used to restore me back into life. I am happy with my life now and would never go back to iniquity anymore, in Jesus' name, Amen.

Please if you are a parent reading this, alsways get closer to your children to know what they are going through especially during puberty. Ask them questions and educate them about the destruction caused by premarital sex and masturbation. They are innocent children. Do not allow your little cute baby to loose his life because you are too busy to teach them the bible and educate them about misfortunes caused by premarital sex.
When I say life, i dont mean their breath, I mean their ability and youthful integrity to do exploits in their youthful age. Do not joke with the spiritual life of your children especially at puberty, please.
Iniquity can make someone to go extra miles he is not supposed to go before fulfilling destiny. The girl or boy you are having sex with might have contacted millions of negative spirits from others and transfer it to you via premarital sex. Sex is a bond. Masturbation is a token to program your future negatively, but there is nothing impossible for God to do.

If you are like me, then remember that God is the creator of everything. He can make you as pure as an Infant again if only you will accept Jesus into your life. Confess your sins and ask the holyspirit to come back to you again. Find a true church and get baptized, study your bible, and you will fulfill your God-given destiny. Do not be discouraged. There is still time. Always pray for God's favor to follw you wherever you go. God bless you.
ProgrammingRe: Is Nairaland Becoming A Search Engine? by VivaLaFrans(op): 11:31am On Nov 02, 2014
codemarshal08:
In its simplest term, a database is the collection of information in an organized form in order to make this information easier to manipulate (e.g store, retrieve , update, search and more).

Ms Access is an example of a database management system. Other examples are MSQL, Oracle, Microsoft SQL Server.
Note: You can always Google for more formal definitions !
Thanks
ProgrammingRe: Is Nairaland Becoming A Search Engine? by VivaLaFrans(op): 7:21am On Nov 02, 2014
codemarshal08:
u self ..lol
Anyway, Op it is stored in a database
Please what database? MS Access?
You know I never asked a lecturer this question in school. Still studying HTML for now
ProgrammingRe: Is Nairaland Becoming A Search Engine? by VivaLaFrans(op): 7:18am On Nov 02, 2014
mobolaji88:
if you claim you're a computer science student then you must be in 100level.
Is that your final answer?
ProgrammingIs Nairaland Becoming A Search Engine? by VivaLaFrans(op): 11:15pm On Nov 01, 2014
Iam a Computer Science student and just wanted to know where all the topics in this forum are being stored. Since it'll last forever, then where are they stored. Google?
SportsRe: Who Is The Most Successful Nigerian In Epl History? by VivaLaFrans: 11:00pm On Nov 01, 2014
Hanibal:
As much as I hate to say it... Mikel is the most sucessful




I made it I made it!!!!!!
front page!!!!
this is an omen dat i will get a job soon
First of all I want to say thank you to airtel for seling 4gig at 2k
Thank you to my brain for d foresight to comment
Thank you to tecno for selling me a cheap and efficient android fone
Thanks to Nepa sorry phcn or watever sha for bringing light to charge my fone
Thanks in advance to people who will like dis, people who will quote to yab me etc.
I have faith dat next time I will be first to comment.
And how much money is making front page going to put in your wallet?
PhonesRe: Top Googleplay Apps Made By Nigerians for Nigerians by VivaLaFrans: 12:28pm On Nov 01, 2014
Ole.... There's something I dont like about Lagosians... I am pretty sure the developer is a Lagosian... That mentality of Jungle justice is in their DNA... Imagine... Wai.. Ole
PoliticsRe: Court Orders Army To Suspend Execution On Convicted Soldiers by VivaLaFrans: 12:13pm On Nov 01, 2014
ToyozzieTohBad:
Thank God! Am the first to comment ooo

THANKSGIVING SPEECH

I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hardwork and dedication has paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and i would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost i would like to thank god for giving me this opportunity. Next i would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my cat Belle, for being really fat and always there for me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next i would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that i need to get through the day. I also want to think Max Rainer for giving me someone to beat in Mario Party. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that i will never forget. I just remembered a few other people i would like to thank; http://trimy.in/Csg18Z , the fish i caught in the third grade, my light in my room bc i wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on http://trimy.in/Csg18Z , my house because without it i would be homeless, and last but not least i would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how i did this, i would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, i would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the top comment is amazing, thank you everyone

Photos: Ikeja City Mall hosts 2face Idibia in autograph session
http://trimy.in/ozPJDX
This one don Gbaske oo
PoliticsRe: Court Orders Army To Suspend Execution On Convicted Soldiers by VivaLaFrans: 11:54am On Nov 01, 2014
Oh Thank God... May God help them... They were being Murauded and tried to open the truth... Please they should remove the death sentence...
GamingRe: What Are Your Video Game Weird Habits? by VivaLaFrans: 11:42am On Nov 01, 2014
LORDI:
Nothing is more annoying when nepa take's the light at the verge of you completing a very difficult mission....like when I was playing resident evil 5,the one time I manage to complete a difficult mission,that's when nepa decides to show their ugly faces....I felt like matching straight to their office.
Hahahahaha kikikikikiki.... Chai... They mean you should go and read you book immediately... Lol
GamingRe: What Are Your Video Game Weird Habits? by VivaLaFrans: 11:35am On Nov 01, 2014
Darcwudz:
When am playing games with combos like Tekken and odaz I play the game with my pad upside down....#leftie
Hahahaahaaa... Guy u be spirit?
GamingRe: What Are Your Video Game Weird Habits? by VivaLaFrans: 11:18am On Nov 01, 2014
When I press Carpet to play a shot from far distance with Ronaldo, I would drop the pad on the floor while shouting and watch the ball burst through the net... Lol...
RomanceRe: For Girls by VivaLaFrans(op): 5:52am On Nov 01, 2014
ERCROSS:
Do u knw d meaning of GBAM
grin grin
Lol. Suprised too
PoliticsRe: Civilian JTF Beheads 41 Boko Haram Fighters by VivaLaFrans: 5:48am On Nov 01, 2014
All Sympathizers of Boko haram in this forum are Stupid, infact they need to be prosecuted... Seun you've got BHs in your forum...
PoliticsRe: Civilian JTF Beheads 41 Boko Haram Fighters by VivaLaFrans: 10:08pm On Oct 31, 2014
persius555:
Morally speaking, what is the difference between CJTF and BH if Pow's head are to be severed to prove a point. Rather, BH prisoners could be paraded in public and summary secret execution carried out. Beheading is primitive and barbaric.
What is barbaric... See you better develop a strong heart, I tell you
RomanceRe: For Girls by VivaLaFrans(op): 9:35pm On Oct 31, 2014
MrsBreezy:
Obviously not.
Gbam
RomanceFor Girls by VivaLaFrans(op): 12:20pm On Oct 31, 2014
I saw something like this on Nairaland today...

Girl: Hi honey, I've been waiting for you to come online..
Boy: Yes baby, how was your night?
Girl: Hmm! Fine o. And yours?
Boy: Splendid.
Girl: Have you eaten?
Boy: Sure. Thanks baby.
Girl: Honey please can you credit me? I am broke.
Boy: Ouch! Baby Iam outta purse for now. Let's make it tomorrow, I promise.
10 minutes later...
Boy: Baby are you still there?
Girl Typing....
25 minutes later...
Boy: Hello ooo
Girl still typing....
Girl goes offline....

Are such girls lovable?

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 (of 20 pages)