₦airaland Forum

Nmeri17:
hehehe...

so he can walk with his basin and sing "goonu frustration"

You and turobu

yoged:
na people from your village u are entertaining and not me. Next time, read and proof read.

Dude you've been noticed. Try not to forget this moment. Imprint it and tell it to your children about today. I'm just gonna Jega for now.
Read and Proof read because you're who? A jambite? Swerve!

yoged:
[s]next time fara werey bale. Must you talk. Mumu[/s]

Ode! As long as you don't pay for my subscription I can talk. Now scoot along.. I've entertained you enough. Try to focus on the topic and balance your frustration firmly on your head.

yoged:
. U swallowed sperm?

Were u dropped on your head?
That's an error dumbass.

Tomorrow is April 1st. I wonder who Jega go use play April Fool.

loomer:
turkey na country?

No.. Na alternative to Christmas chicken.

I was outside few minutes ago and everything seems normal. Amechi can't even order the police to enforce this law. Power has changed hands.

Am i the only one who thinks the postponement is a really bad idea. Because a whole lot could happen in 4 hours.
He should have at least announced 17 states before the break because I wonder how many states he'll get to; what with calling the results of all those minor parties before shifting it to tomorrow due to time.
Point is, Jega, the results should be announced today. Even if we have to stay up till 1:am

T'was expected.

but I’ve learned never to trust any
politician from here to there, even if they’re
just coming out of communion. So I really
don’t know.

Soyinka is also a comedian...
Just that he hasn't realized it yet.

bakynes:
Even though am a Buhari Fan bt the Elections in Rivers am sure was rigged with reasons.
1.Kano has 4.1 million PVC collected and abt 2.2million voted with 1.9million in favour of APC and 200,000+ for PDP
2. Rivers has 2.1million PVC collected and abt 1.5million voted wit 1.4million+ in favour of PDP and 69,000+ for APC. so therefore Rivers state has the highest voters in the country with abt say 71% turn up as against less than 50% in each states in the entire country.
3. We all know that Northerners always have the highest turn out as against southerners in Elections in Nigeria because of our lackadaisical attitude in the South.

Something changed over the week. Southerners decided to be good citizens. That's all.
Despite the fact Amechi is APC, Rivers is still PDP to the core. You can't just walk into any of the riverine villages or the interior local governments in rivers and convince them to vote for Buhari. Buhari was lucky to get even up to 50k votes in Rivers.
Just an objective POV.

Jega is the celebrity of the moment. Enjoy it while it lasts. It comes once every four years.

Hmmm, Boyz are not smiling these days o. Everybody eye don tear. No Maga, no love in Tokyo, no boo boo.
#Change is real.
P.S. Not the APC change.

Hmmm Ireneony, Bold of you to rock complete blond. Looks nice though.

Happy Birthday x!
Wish you Long life and prosperity.
Have a blast!

If it rains tomorrow, can I take my white umbrella that's got red and green colors on to vote?
It will be somehow if I try to use a broom.

I didn't miss it.
Happy Birthday Enegod.
Remain Blessed.

You must have a lot of nerve to use the phrase 'we will not kill you'.
It sounds like you guys, whoever you may be have a legal backing to kill but for some reason, you've chosen to have mercy on them and telling them to hang around with a promise 'we will not kill you'.
#Creepy
#Negativevibes

Malachi 3:10.
Bring all the tithes into the storehouse so
there will be enough food in my Temple.
If you do," says the LORD of Heaven's
Armies, "I will open the windows of
heaven for you. I will pour out a blessing
so great you won't have enough room to
take it in! Try it! Put me to the test!
...............
If you want to give to charity, give. But not from your tithe.

So because she has extra fat behind, she shouldn't be punished when she steals?
Man shall not live by a$s alone.

I wish government would seize that property and leave them both penniless.
And people still attend that church to pitch tents! ? The only reason I'd attend is to see who'd win at the end of the tussle while adding more fuel to the fire. National embarrassment!!!

Why are certain d1ckheads focusing on the gay part?
The main issue is the ripe age for a guy to leave his house!
If he had said something like 'He wants his girlfriend to move in with him', you guys would have ignored that though immorality is a sin too.
I hope one of the bashers is not a straight guy still living with his parents and hating on a gay dude living on his own.
Life is cruel. Everybody knows.

I only remember sesame street.

You mean at the mention of the name 'bra', the guy got turned on?

The girl that said she wears trousers to protect her skin, I wonder how she does for her arms.
Hope she wears long sleeves and face masks all the time since her skin needs protection.

I hope this AGN will help endorse his dying career.

BTW, which among them is the boyfriend?

Looks like two Men in a relationship!

What does Ukara mean?

I just finished watching Network news on NTA and I saw a PDP commercial. It started with a video of 'Buhari as a former dictator' to a slogan' A dictator is always a dictator' and finally, vote for Goodluck Jonathan- Always a civilian.
This is just one out of several.

This is so wrong. The rule of thumb states 'Never ever use negative campaign tactics. Instead of opponents to focus on what they've achieved or failed to achieve, they channel their energy to showing us the supposed shortcomings of the other person.
I think we all know who the real culprits of this negative campaigning are, and honestly, they are encouraging poor voters turnout, creating a worse image of themselves, increasing indifference and possible election violence.

In Civilized countries, even the incumbent would have been sued for slander and libel.
Please learn to campaign by showing us your proposed manifestoes and stop telling us Military rule is a bad thing or that someone from another religion shouldn't rule because from all indications, Nigeria had the best years during the military era and besides, who says ours is the superior religion?

Is he reading JAMB brochure?

I call on God and he answers.