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Before Nairaland Nobel prize winners come on here to say it's all scam and bull.shit, ask yourself....if it's not real, would there be so many cases of ritual killings? those who have done it are renewing and recruiting more people to turn ritualists. Spirituality is real and as such, ritualism is not a myth.
these things have been around for so long, wouldn't have seen the daylight if it was fake. it's not easy to commit these atrocities, people do them because wealth is certain after.
God heal Nigeria.

clive2u:
when he's dead he'l go to heaven or hell on loan. He's a microfinance bank player. 32years my nyash.



And if he is that idiot that caused our 2010 world cup exit against greece then he is going to hell on a free transfer cos we havnt forgiven him

This is the funniest piece I've read this yeah mehn. I died laughing

clive2u:
when he's dead he'l go to heaven or hell on loan. He's a microfinance bank player. 32years my nyash.



And if he is that idiot that caused our 2010 world cup exit against greece then he is going to hell on a free transfer cos we havnt forgiven him

This is the funniest piece I've read this yeah mehn. I died laughing

Pierced:
people should leave this chioma girl alone na......al of a sudden she is now a celeb.....just because davido bought her a porsche.....Nigerians and busy body.....they won't allow d girl enjoy her boyfriend in peace.

Now people r bringing different theories.....criticizing her for what's none of their bussiness.

U guys don't know what she and davido mist av gone through before getting to this point....he starts pampering her and people are saying crap.

The fact that he dated....flaunted.....impregnated other women when he was dating her does not mean he never lovef her.

Most guys cheat on the girl they claim to love......so f**cking what....especially when d guy is popular....rich...famous.....young....cute(even d ugly ones still cheat on the girl they love).....it's d way guys r.

As a girl....if u r dating a rich young guy and u guys av lasted for more than 3 yrs....and u think he hasn't f**ked or even thing of another girl sexually....u r on a lonh thing.....accept it....guys don't stay faithful to a girl for a long time.

And am a very beautiful girl.....I just love facing reality.....if u r thinking of quoting to argue with me....and my self esteem is higher than urs....so don't talk shit.

Your self esteem is so high you still had to remind and reassure yourself that you're beautiful. I think your brain is as well pierced..... Just Like your moniker.

godwin120alex:
Bro before u type pls go and do a little research about Multi Pro coy

Are you a Nigerian or a German? What happened to your sense of humor or you just want to look intelligent? I understand times are hard in this era we find ourselves but not everyone should know what you're passing through.
I'm sorry to disappoint you but your point is actually not as sacrosanct as you think. Peace ✌

Shebi minimie chinchin is 50 naira per sachet. Well, I'm not surprised. That's how aboki who sells 50naira watermelon will have 3million in his bank account. Na to go go dey sell agbalumo now oh

Wow. Heard they prepare sausage with lizards in China or so. And I remember I once saw a video of a cockroach farm... The owner ate a couple of live roaches and I almost vomited on my laptop screen. Now these things look and sound terrible.....
Come and move this to front page oh... It's only Dino and big agbaya that I see there

Tobi is now international na. This girl is now below our Tobi's level. Where are all these single female artistes who have refused to blow? Let Tobi catapult you and your career.

Don't wear too many clothing articles you won't hear word. Only you wear Cap, wear shades, wear trousers, wear jersey, wear shoes, still use wireless ear piece join. Daddy Freeze is coming for you beyen......
Who will say the G string Brymo wore is fake?

Thegeneralqueen:
Yeah 90% of them leave there lives below average

You mean '90% of them LIVE THEIR lives below average'?
Forgive me but these errors are too ridiculous and I see your comments everywhere. Care to dedicate more time to Dele Ashade or mastering English? Thank me later.

Thegeneralqueen:
Nah we're two different people......Of cause trust guys here at your own peril

Of course *
Don't confuse us as you're trying to convince us. Thanks.

This is nothing but the truth. I bought 4gig from a retailer and it finished in less than 3weeks....thats more than 1gig per week surfing nairaland and watching a 59sec Woli Agba skit daily which is less than 10mb

Saff:
I actually found this funny because I can relate to it. Maybe you can’t relate

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I'm tipping Mohammed Salah for this prize. Ronaldo and Messi should go and rest with 5 each. Salah should just try and win the champions league... They really can win it

Shugavee:
didn't know what happened to me that day!! From my ear down to the ground!!! Couldn't hold my hurt then!!!

But they say when you try to break up with a Nigerian girl, she tells you she's been planning to tell you that too.
Coincidentally, my immediate ex told me the same thing. Babe just said she's been thinking of breaking up too.

Shugavee:
The craziest thing i hv done is fall my fone on the ground when my ex broke up with me on phone!! My new bb bold 5 !!

Its OK to let out your anger and frustration but you shoulda been sly and diplomatic na. Imagine if your mom hits you real hard, do you hit her in return? No. Instead, you suddenly realize an innocent 5year old kid is shouting and you smack his head or you miraculously discover a plastic empty bucket is in your way and you kick it away. Similarly, you should have looked for a Nokia torchlight to smash instead of your new bold 5.

MissRaine69:
Yes.
And we were not in a relationship. I did not know of his existence until a picture of the tattoo was sent to me by friends.

This stalking is on a higher level sha, Ceec kinda level

MissRaine69:
A tattoo that covered his whole back ......it was not love it was sheer madness.

LOL. I find this really amusing. So what happens to a painting so large should you guys eventually break up?

MissRaine69:
My location varies at this moment time it’s Toulouse. I do spend time at home and will collect my PVC fear not!

Toulouse football team spoiled my nairabet ticket last week oh I accept your apology on their behalf before you tender it. So where you staying in Nigeria? LOL.... I won't fear now that you've asked me not to.

MissRaine69:
It’s not a gift and considering I am only in Nigeria part of the year it’s irrelevant really. Someone’s sexuality is not an issue with me. Away from the motherland you work with gay people, you work with asexual people, transgender and non-binary so my point being just because someone looks a certain way as is in this case
it does not mean they are what you expect.

I understand. Nigerian in diaspora. Where exactly are you? Just curious. Sha come home and collect your PVC against this upcoming election

MissRaine69:
These are pictures I have seen before so it’s nothing to do with what he looks like, the same with the other two images posted asking the same thing. I am on different forums and platforms and the same images were posted there of examples of men who date/like men. And yes I tend to be able to tell if a guy is straight or not.

That's quite a gift which unfortunately wouldn't do much here in Nigeria. Even Denrele has a girlfriend. Lol

MissRaine69:
Try looking for men who are actually heterosexual then post the pictures.

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You mean you can tell the sexual orientation of a guy just by looking at him?

mhisbliss:
You self reason am, iPhone 6plus for 60k, bros haba naw, awuf dey pain belle

You mean an iPhone 6 plus cannot be sold for 60k? What if the owner is in urgent need of money? What if the screen is broken? What if it has a software problem? What if.......
Let's be objective na

Lipscomb:
are you in Lagos? If the man not return your money in the next 24hours quote me. I have helped many people on this forum I hate cheating I swear if he go hide in his village we will find him I have got what I need from him.

We need more people like you in this country

I noticed majority have decided to remind the op and victim of how dumb and stupid he is for falling a victim but this is the reason crime continues to thrive in this country. Even victims are reluctant to open up and call for help because of the backlash they'd eventually get from people. It's like rape, an average Nigerian with the warped mentality that we have would always find a way to justify the rapist and crucify the victim. No matter what, no one is justified to intentionally carry out a criminal act on another human, f**k vulnerability. If you can help to bring this criminal down, pls do. If you have no positive contribution, pls keep your fingers put. Anyone can be scammed, raped, robbed etc. Circumstances just differ and the reason crime has not happened to you is not due to your smartness, if you continue to encourage and praise crime, it would reach you someday.

I noticed majority have decided to remind the op and victim of how dumb and stupid he is for falling a victim but this is the reason crime continues to thrive in this country. Even victims are reluctant to open up and call for help because of the backlash they'd eventually get from people. It's like rape, an average Nigerian with the warped mentality that we have would always find a way to justify the rapist and crucify the victim. No matter what, no one is justified to intentionally carry out a criminal act on another human, f**k vulnerability. If you can help to bring this criminal down, pls do. If you have no positive contribution, pls keep your fingers put. Anyone can be scammed, raped, robbed etc. Circumstances just differ and the reason crime has not happened to you is not due to your smartness, if you continue to encourage and praise crime, it would reach you someday.

hayjayman:
You transacted with someone you met online just once and the next thing is to transfer money to him to get an iPhone for you... Your mumu no be here o..... Instead of u to look for him to get your money back.... Take the money as a school fees you paid for you to learn that you don't pay for what you don't see. Arindin!!!!

This is nonsense, arrant nonsense. I'm beginning to lose hope in this generation. A criminal act of obtaining by false pretense which is a breach of section 419 of the Criminal code was carried out against an innocent and law abiding citizen and all you can do is vindicate the criminal and put the victim on blast? Oh, now the criminal who has defaulted in fulfilling his own part of the contract is smart and the honest victim is dumb yeah? In developed countries, transactions worth billions of dollars are carried out without physical contact. The problem if Nigeria is not our politicians..... The problem of Nigeria is our mindset, Warped mentality!!!

What was she holding..... L'oju titi

OriakuAmara:
Dear airforce son in the womb.
I am oriaku amarachi writing from lomance section.

Pls disturb mummy to register both you and daddy In nursery school when the time comes.
Please both of you are qualified for that level.

And when drinking breast milk, always remain for daddy,
Both of you need it for brain development and growth.
Which is one of its benefits.

Love you.

Maka gini.... But Jesus just died for us naaa. Ki lo de���

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