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Celebrities / Re: Davido Misplaces Gold Custom Necklace At #MTVMAMA2015, Fans Returns It To Him by vokalguy(m): 11:49pm On Jul 19, 2015
madgoat:
Instead make d guy sell the necklace and hammer undecided
#big fu*ck up guy

Not sure why 30 people 'liked' your post, I guess they will probably do the same thing. Anyway it is good to know honest people still exist..
Politics / Re: THROWBACK: How Gowon Declined U.S. President’s Invitation To Visit America. by vokalguy(m): 11:46pm On Jul 19, 2015
Mogidi:
Bubu is going there to see his handlers.

Bro.... let me not jump to conclusions here but mind telling me what you mean by handlers?
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by vokalguy(m): 8:42pm On Jul 18, 2015
oblo:
Any one wanna join me in some bush meat peper soup? grin

Yea, thanks but no thanks... looks like snake
Jokes Etc / Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by vokalguy(m): 12:25pm On Jul 18, 2015
of cus, this will make front page... irrelevant
Sports / Re: Chelsea Fans, How Market? by vokalguy(m): 1:16pm On Jul 17, 2015
Islamicpope:
sharaaap man utd is better than Chelsea 100 times. Man utd d pride of d world period. Don't quote me grin


sighs... 'pride of the world' huh, So what will you call Real Madrid?
Sports / Re: Chelsea Fans, How Market? by vokalguy(m): 6:56pm On Jul 13, 2015
eyeon:
As Manchester United don honestly make better signings... Chelsea fans, how market?
Hahaha, believe me, you can't guess the team I support. Winks.


Jamb question... Market is good, last time I checked WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS.... oh btw if you like, get 10 more players, that will not guarantee you a trophy.

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Celebrities / Re: See The Lady Who Is Challenging Cossy With Her Boobs Of 6 Photos Here.. by vokalguy(m): 8:30pm On Jul 09, 2015
She is hideous just like Cossy. No talent whatsoever....

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Sports / Re: FIFA Rankings: Super Eagles Crash 14 places, Now 57th by vokalguy(m): 5:24pm On Jul 09, 2015
kingarizona1:


I thought sons of b*tch*es like this those not longer exist. Here?... N*gga u just got a new phone

They exist o, so many of them on this site
Sports / Re: FIFA Rankings: Super Eagles Crash 14 places, Now 57th by vokalguy(m): 5:23pm On Jul 09, 2015
veekid:
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You are an idiot for what you did there... ignorant baboon that is fortunate to have access to the internet but can't contribute anything meaningful.
Sports / Re: Why We Sacked Stephen Keshi- NFF by vokalguy(m): 8:19pm On Jul 05, 2015
This was over due to be honest. He should have been sacked a in 2014 after the world cup
Religion / Re: Always Thinking Of Sex, Sport Bet Among Others, How Do I Stay Focused In Church by vokalguy(m): 12:48pm On Jun 29, 2015
Jeezuzpick:


Really?

Read it again.

Still don't get it?

Take a nice cold shower and have a cup of hot cocoa, then read it again.

You'll get it.........Someday.

grin wink

Yea, I get it.... You are lame wink
Religion / Re: Always Thinking Of Sex, Sport Bet Among Others, How Do I Stay Focused In Church by vokalguy(m): 7:20pm On Jun 28, 2015
emrain:


It's all about priorities. You value money, sex and other things over whatever the pastor is saying. It is the pastor that is distracting you.

This is the dumbest statement I have read on nairaland.
Crime / Re: How My Girlfriend And Her Boss Was Scam Yesterday.... by vokalguy(m): 6:36pm On Jun 27, 2015
Not sure why her boss picked up a hitchhiker anyway... Don't feel bad for him one bit.

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Romance / Re: My First Year Anniversary In A Relatnnship..(pics) by vokalguy(m): 1:41pm On Jun 27, 2015
Hey Men, congratulations..... Ok I noticed people keep saying " Don't break her heart" Uh y'all realize females also have the tendency to break a guys heart right? It literally goes both ways... so y'all chill abeg
Religion / Re: Masturbation Opens Spiritual Portals. by vokalguy(m): 12:41pm On Jun 21, 2015
Dnarvaez:

Are you a rêtard?

How about the 42 idiots who 'liked' his post? Welcome to nairaland where comments like that get the most likes.. irrelevant posts make it to front page
Politics / Re: Nigerian Navy Being Trained On How To Shoot (photo) by vokalguy(m): 5:00pm On Jun 20, 2015
nerodenero:
The dude standing behind that shooter is pregnant undecided. Why do we have so many pregnant security operatives in Nigeria?

I think the first thing they need to do is put these guys on a fitness plan or something...
Sports / Re: NFF Goes For Foreign Coaches by vokalguy(m): 4:05pm On Jun 20, 2015
priiince:
shame!

Not really... have you been following Nigerian football in the past few weeks?


Falcons: You have a coach who clearly has no idea what he is doing. he let those girls play 90 minutes without a substitution, You do not need a UEFA license to know that substitutions are made to freshen up the team. He did not scout his opponents, how do you know their weakness? He did not address OUR own weakness, we were pathetic at defending set pieces.... Every cross into our box was a concern because our GK Dede was too get so excited to get the ball that she totally fluffed her lines. We lost to the Americans, and our mighty coach decided not to shake hands with their own coach... pathetic.

U20: We were fairly OK in the group stages but after that... we were pathetic to be honest. Stats do not lie...

Super Eagles: What else is new? Keshi is still in charge, so yea I doubt we will ever be a force to be reckoned with as long as 'big boss' is still in charge..

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Politics / Re: Buhari Settles Down To Work, Calls For Mdas’ Bank Account Balances by vokalguy(m): 1:25pm On Jun 17, 2015
viczing:
So since he's been playing huh? Na now be en morning

Dullard from daura

Are you stupid?
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by vokalguy(m): 5:04am On Jun 17, 2015
holajeedayy:
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you should be banned... this thread is for food, not shoes... goat

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs USA : Women's World Cup ( 0 - 1) On 17th July 2015 by vokalguy(m): 1:54am On Jun 17, 2015
So yea, we drew 3-3 with Sweden, the players ran onto the field after the final whistle celebrating as if we had just won the World Cup... I think that really got to their head... I will continue to stress on the fact that WE NEED FOREIGN MANAGERS. Super Eagles (poor showing, even though they won, Keshi is simply not the guy to move us forward), The U-20 team, now the falcons... I understand we want to give our local coaches a chance but NONE of them is ready for this... Imagine the falcons coach saying he does not scout other teams... are u f**king kidding me?! You know absolutely NOTHING about your opponent... meanwhile guess what? They know that we cannot defend a corner to save our lives!

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs USA : Women's World Cup ( 0 - 1) On 17th July 2015 by vokalguy(m): 1:25am On Jun 17, 2015
EyeKandy:
Precious Dede is skilled though!!

Much love (no homz) grin

Not sure what game you are watching... she has been a mess throughout the whole tournament

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs USA : Women's World Cup ( 0 - 1) On 17th July 2015 by vokalguy(m): 1:24am On Jun 17, 2015
Someone tell Dede to stop running off her line like a headless chicken
Culture / Re: What Is Your Location? (quick Survey) by vokalguy(m): 2:07am On Jun 16, 2015
Glamrock:


Cool I've been to Maryland. I usually go for the beach in ocean city

Nice! I go with my friends every year, its like 2 hours away jare which is kinda far to me cus i hate driving
Celebrities / Re: Stop Comparing Me To Dagrin- Olamide Cries Out To Fans by vokalguy(m): 5:36pm On Jun 15, 2015
This guy makes sense... thats why I respect me
Phones / Re: Which Of These Do You Hate Most When Chatting? by vokalguy(m): 12:55pm On Jun 15, 2015
I hate 'lolz' like WTF does that even mean?!
Crime / Re: Devil Made Me Cut My Brother's Son's Hands With Blade - Woman Opens Up by vokalguy(m): 12:52pm On Jun 15, 2015
At one point, Devil will tell these people to chill, cus they seem to be blaming him a lot for their ignorance and shenanigan.

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Travel / Re: 10 Reasons Why I'm Leaving America And Moving To Nigeria by vokalguy(m): 12:51pm On Jun 15, 2015
AgapeCharis:
Glamrock
Still moving?? cheesy

Yea, we need an update

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Culture / Re: What Is Your Location? (quick Survey) by vokalguy(m): 12:50pm On Jun 15, 2015
Born and raised in Lagos... representing Iju (fagba bus stop lol) but well currently in Maryland

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Chad:AFCON Qualifier (2 - 0) On 13th June 2015 by vokalguy(m): 4:45pm On Jun 13, 2015
Keneking:
Chad is winning this match.

P.S: Pls look at Nairaland rule no. 9. Its says no to gay meeting on this forum. Have anyone seen this before?


Lol where did you see that?
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Chad:AFCON Qualifier (2 - 0) On 13th June 2015 by vokalguy(m): 4:25pm On Jun 13, 2015
Not sure why we do not have a permanent home stadium... today its Kano, tomorrow benin, next week its abuja... smh
Politics / Re: Three Trekkers For Atiku Stranded In Yola by vokalguy(m): 3:58pm On Jun 13, 2015
I don't feel bad for them one bit... this nonsense has to stop. They are putting their lives at risk for a mere handshake... smh

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