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Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Picture Of A Man Riding A Motorcycle Filled With Fowl(chicken) by vokalguy(m): 1:09pm On Jan 17, 2015
buoye1:
So.........so funny to me!!so I had snap d pix

Nah you did NOT snap the pic... Gosh I hate when people lie about little things.
Education / Re: See Unilag's Miss Curves (phantee) She Starred In Iyanya's Kukere Video by vokalguy(m): 11:37am On Jan 06, 2015
Probably the only girl who danced well out of the three girls behind Iyanya
Romance / Re: What's Wrong With Women Lately. by vokalguy(m): 7:40am On Jan 05, 2015
ireneony:
Ask your mum

Well damn, shots fired

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Politics / Re: Cameroonian Army Kills Over 100 Boko Haram Militants by vokalguy(m): 10:37am On Dec 28, 2014
Once again we are yet to see any pictures, no proof, just word of mouth! In this day and age where everybody has a cell phone, you are telling me nobody captured this on camera? Same thing they say in naija, "oh we have killed some militants" but we do not see a single picture of these so called 'dead militants'. Starting to doubt these fools

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Fashion / Re: perfume Stains, what do you feel about it? by vokalguy(m): 6:02am On Dec 23, 2014
Akunyun:

And please where did you get your own dictionary that states that Cologne if for male and perfume is for female?.... coz I seem confused here

The difference is the dilution & the scent...
Fashion / Re: perfume Stains, what do you feel about it? by vokalguy(m): 9:28am On Dec 22, 2014
Akunyun:
Hey fellas, How true is it that expensive perfumes stains cloths when you spray it on them? Based on my experience, it did stain my cloths in the past, but while I was discussing it with a friend, he said it doesn't and opined that it was fake I bought. Please let me know your takes on this.....

Perfume - Women

Cologne - Men

And to answer your question, NO, you are probably using cheap cologne
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Gets Recognized By The World's Most Popular Music Magazine by vokalguy(m): 4:24am On Dec 22, 2014
Personally one of the best albums I have ever heard
Politics / Re: Does Buhari Have A University Degree? by vokalguy(m): 3:36am On Dec 21, 2014
Having a University Degree is nice but unfortunately that does not make the man, experience does. And I believe he is experienced enough to lead the country. Jonathan on the other hand has a degree in some crappy course and well we all know he has been a failure so yea...
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by vokalguy(m): 10:44am On Dec 20, 2014
cocospice:

Lol refueling things, last nyt was baddestbaddest wink

What happened last night?

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Romance / Re: Does My Husband Have Another Wife/girlfriend? by vokalguy(m): 8:55am On Dec 20, 2014
lafflaff123:
You met him online?got engaged and got married in 6 months? all in 6 months? you guys should be in the Guinness Books of World Records.

Another one Bites the DUST.

Tell me about it... 6 months though.... Its obvious the so called 'husband' is living a double life
Romance / Re: Cnt Seem To Figure It Out........help Urgently Needed!!!!!! by vokalguy(m): 8:53am On Dec 20, 2014
shaderuky:
We were connected with this guy sometimes June ths year n we got talkin, he made me undrstnd he wnts to marry me n needs to seek my parent's permission befre we can even date, I agree snce I see d level of seriousness in him. For d frst 3-4 months thngs were goin on smoothly as in we show luv to each other snce we were in our final year in d same institution. He was born n brought up in Port-Harcourt whle me in d North, now we hve both graduated. Then, suddenly I dnt feel anythn fr him anymre, I dnt even wnt to hear him speak or do I wnt to speak wit him. The sight of him just irritates me, d prblem is he doesn't knw hw to speak, he talks carelessly without caring who gets hurt, I try to caution him to think bfre sayin anythn but he'll alwys tel me he's sorry tht thts how thy tlk in PH tht thy do nt tke challnge n aint afraid of nobdy. Phrase lyk 'I can hve fun to d fullest in d North n gve my pussy to whoever I care but after he marries me, I shldnt try tht in PH' and its not lyk m a wayward gal n he hasn't seen me wt any other guy. Smetimes he'll say 'I've nvr seen smeone lyk him IN MY LIFE so I shld b glad he wnts to marry me n al sorts. Both parents are now fully involved. Although truthfully He's such a very nyc guy, he always tel me hw much he's going to take care of me after he marry me, he's alrdy plannin to secure a gud job fr me thr in PH n whle we were in school, he gves me token n buy stuffs fr me, he calls me lyk 20times a day n keep telln hw much he luv me so so much but I dnt knw, I jst dnt feel anythn serious for him now. Pls help me out wht do I do?

I find it difficult to take anybody who cannot construct a sentence serious... you lost me after a few sentences dear.
Romance / Re: Share Your Celibacy Relationship Experience Here. by vokalguy(m): 11:38am On Dec 14, 2014
ireneony:
nairalanders, share your celibacy relationship experience here.
well I have decided to stay one year without dating....am in my seventh month.
if u know you have vowed not to be in a relationship for some period of time...share your celibacy experience here. whether you are started or your through with your celibacy, your contribution are needed.


celibacy to my own understanding means, when someone voluntarily decides to abstinent from sex, relationship and marriage over a period of time

I disagree with you, you can be celibate & still be in a relationship
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by vokalguy(m): 7:11am On Dec 09, 2014
kowema:
Saliva inducing Edikaikong soup....I do this craft once in every full moon


This looks so good

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Sports / Re: Adidas Officially Dumps Super Eagles Of Nigeria by vokalguy(m): 7:07am On Dec 06, 2014
femi9naija:
From what i learnt, the contract between them expired this year end. Both parties decided not to renew.
Other kit sponsors will be willing to kit a team like Eagles. i never liked Adidas.

They made mediocre jerseys for us anyway so I will not be shedding a tear. Puma should sign us up, at least we will get 'fitted high quality jerseys'

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Sports / Re: NFF Not Sure Of Renewing Adidas Contract by vokalguy(m): 8:21am On Dec 05, 2014
I think this is the opportunity to go with Puma, they will give us better kits than adidas anyway

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Romance / Re: nn by vokalguy(m): 8:41am On Nov 24, 2014
100Cents:
She stays close to me. She monitors everything I do. She told me today that my neighbors now give her information if another lady visits my house.

Like play, she is my church member. Sometimes on getting up to go home after service, after saying the grace, I find out she has been sitting behind me and close to me all this while. It repeated today again. How she knows where I seat in a 2000 seater church is what I don't understand.

I stopped picking her calls 2 weeks ago and thought that all this has ended since I saw her getting back again with her boyfriend. For where, she cornered me today again. To worsen matters, when she calls all day and i dont pick, she comes to knock on my gate by evening when she knows i am home.

Truth be told, I don't love her. If not, I would have settled for her to compensate her excess love for me. Worse off, I am in love with someone else who has been away for 6 months. My lover is coming home in 2 weeks time.

How do I end this madness in 2 weeks ? My lover trusts me more than her parents self.

Let me guess, you have slept with her....

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Romance / Re: Should A Girl Tell Her Boyfriend About Other Guys Hitting On Her? by vokalguy(m): 12:49pm On Nov 23, 2014
Mprex:
I will certainly tell him about other guys that are hitting on me





only if...






He tells me about other girls he is hitting on too




angry

Or how about this, he should tell you about the desperate girls hitting on him and hoping his relationship does not last due to jealousy.

And to answer the OP, my gf does it, we laugh about it and move on. Its natural especially if your gf is very attractive. Guys will still try even though the female tells them she is in a happy relationship, some even go as far as saying they can do better than her man. Oh well
Sports / Re: Keshi: Sacking Me Won’t Solve The Problem by vokalguy(m): 2:19am On Nov 23, 2014
I believe it will be first step towards solving the problem
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa: AFCON Qualifier (2 - 2) On 19th November 2014 by vokalguy(m): 6:47pm On Nov 19, 2014
1k001:


i thought keshi was sacked already

Apparently he has some 'friends in high places' who brought him back...
Sports / Re: Ikechukwu Uche Hopeful About The Match Against South Africa by vokalguy(m): 12:43pm On Nov 18, 2014
seapson:
.pls what is an ikechukwuis it a specie of monkey??u knw where I schooled na!!!

You are so lame... who are the fools who liked this post.
Romance / Re: How To Show That I Care About Her by vokalguy(m): 12:43pm On Nov 17, 2014
ifex370:



Chai grin haf sufad...













this my baby face is really deceitful...












Maybe I should really start keeping beards angry










no problem sha...

Lol yea maybe thats what you need. You do look young men... probably 17-18. You sef don dey touch risika bosom for corner abi
Romance / Re: How To Show That I Care About Her by vokalguy(m): 11:44am On Nov 17, 2014
ifex370:
1. Should I get U some food stuff?
2. What type of soap and cream do I get U?
3. Do U need some money to change Ur wardrobe?
4. Should I send U some cash?
5. Hope U don't mind if I take U out and spoil U a little?
6. Pls, baby send me Ur account number.
7. Oh baby, I'm sorry I couldn't send U d money as I
promised. Take my ATM.
8. I'm in d bank to send U something so dat U can send to
mummy
9. Alright dear, I just called to know if U need recharge
card to call.


exactly how I treat my girlfriend

Looking at your profile pic, have you even hit puberty? Not to talk of having a girlfriend..
Romance / Re: How To Show That I Care About Her by vokalguy(m): 11:43am On Nov 17, 2014
iceberylin:
Broke A$$ b1tches be like....

LAMOOOO, you got it!

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Romance / Re: How To Show That I Care About Her by vokalguy(m): 11:43am On Nov 17, 2014
DestinedSharon:
To you guys that thought caring to be by asking questions like:
1. How are you?
2. How was Ur night?
3. Did U sleep well?
4. Have U eaten?
5. Have U taken Ur bath?
6. Did U go out today?
7. Where are U now?
8. Hope U are fine?
Hmmmm... I think U should improve more by asking questions like:
1. Should I get U some food stuff?
2. What type of soap and cream do I get U?
3. Do U need some money to change Ur wardrobe?
4. Should I send U some cash?
5. Hope U don't mind if I take U out and spoil U a little?
6. Pls, baby send me Ur account number.
7. Oh baby, I'm sorry I couldn't send U d money as I promised. Take my ATM.
8. I'm in d bank to send U something so dat U can send to mummy
9. Alright dear, I just called to know if U need recharge card to call.
Do these things when U have so she believes in U when U don't have. Guys, I hope I'm making a sense?

Gold Digger, everything you listed involves spending money. FYI showing a girl you care must not ALWAYS involve money but looking at the nonsense you listed. PLEASE NOTE the highlighted points, pretty much you repeated yourself, all you did was change the words around. 'Something so you can send to mummy' ko..... Girls like you tend to be materialistic.... shame

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Sports / Re: Should We Pardon Keshi For The Result Against Congo? by vokalguy(m): 10:02am On Nov 17, 2014
pazienza:


And can you compare the quality of footballing talents available to westerhof, to that currently available to Keshi?

Dude, the biggest and most talented player in our current national team is Mikel Obi, and he is a bench warmer at Chelsea.


We simply don't have the talents to play the kind of eye catching football you lots want,and still win. Keshi was given sour grapes and he is making a lemonde out of it. In relation to the talents available to him, Keshi has simply over achieved.

Bro, we do.... we have raw talents that can be molded. Keshi is the coach, I am curious to know what he does during the period the super eagles are not playing any games. Don't you think that is when he should be watching the Nigerian Premier League (afterall he believes in the home based players). He should have stats of the players compiled (best attacker, defender, midfielder) Common men, its 2014, gathering stats is not complicated, it will help make his job easier. We might not be able to get the next okocha but we sure can get someone close to being Okocha. And I believe with the right personnel, we can play the eye catching football. It hurts to see my team struggle, this is my country we talking about, not even a club team.
Sports / Re: Should We Pardon Keshi For The Result Against Congo? by vokalguy(m): 9:55am On Nov 17, 2014
Kog45:
It is just too easy to pick up a pen and giving analytical view on how everything should be but when it comes to practical,you will found it how difficult it is to manage a team.I quite agreed with you on Ambrose,which i see as a liability of recent.Did you realised that efe was not even on the bench against sudan,onazi was redeployed to that position.But late injury to Raheem Lawal force Keshi to use Ambrose against Congo.The samething apply to Echiejele who is now on the bench for defensive minded Oshaniwa.On Mikel issue,a good midfield formation will see mikel thrive as a CAM bcs of late Onazi has been lacking as good DM.This is what prompted Keshi to use Raheem Lawal against Sudan and move Onazi to the RB.If we can find a player in the mould of Okocha may be we can move Mikel from CAM but for now i dont see any bcs he is the only one that has the vision,others are just fighter.On Emenike,even fernerbache use Emma has a wide striker bcs he has the energy to thwart any defence and with presence of Ik Uche,i dont see him as arrow head.The basic truth is Emenike should try and rediscovered his form bcs Aron was used as a wide striker and his delivering.Honestly i respect your analytical view of thing,not those who come here to talk thrash.

Bro I also respect your analytical view regarding this Keshi Issue. Now let me address a few points you made. It hurts me, as in deeply saddens me to know that as the most populous nation in Africa, we can't find a suitable number 10 who is attack minded, good passer, and goal scorer. Mikel was converted in 2006 and bro since them, he has not been the same again. He had a chance to score on Saturday, unfortunately it was a case of 'wrong man a the right place' Honestly I do not blame him, after all practice makes perfection, he plays more for his club than country, he is brought in to prevent the opposition from scoring a goal, so pretty much him in the box is like 'foreign territory' I love his passing, but he is accustomed to side-way/back-pass. His shooting is nothing to write home about, so pretty much he is the wrong guy for the #10 role.
Romance / Re: Ladies, How Do You Feel About Your Boyfriend/husband Constantly Groping Your Azz by vokalguy(m): 6:09am On Nov 17, 2014
EroticAngelina:
I'm asking this coz my boyfriend like groping(grabbing) my azz without warning..and I like it so much, its sexy..but






its getting too much, and I want him to stop! I'm I over reacting or is it part of the girlfriend duties? undecided sad

Would you rather he grab somebody else's?
Events / Re: Newest Couple In Nairaland (happy Viewing) by vokalguy(m): 10:43am On Nov 16, 2014
BRAV0O:
Hello fellow nairalanders, it was awesome yesterday as I tie the knot with my beloved wife in the presence of God Almighty. We started dating few years ago, she's my best friend ever since we meet regardless of us not from same tribe she's from Delta State Agbor Nta while me's from Ogun Abeokuta ,Funny enough we both never taught is going to be sweet and smooth at first but to God be the Glory!

Dis post is just 2 share d event in dis forum. Happy viewing

Once again @berem thanks for your presence

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God bless one nigeria!
God bless nairaland!


Congratulations, wish you a happy married life blessed with lots of children
Romance / Re: Why Do Girls React When Asked"are You A Virgin? by vokalguy(m): 10:02am On Nov 16, 2014
promise46:
Shey guys dey test positive to virginity?
Cos as I dey like this me no be virgin ooo
Na since age 6 my elder cousin dis virgin me

Yea ok, tell me story *grabs popcorn*
Romance / Re: Why Do Girls React When Asked"are You A Virgin? by vokalguy(m): 10:00am On Nov 16, 2014
ifaoni:
virgin? That tin is scratching them, they cant do without (a scratcher for a start then multiple scratchers later) after 12 years of age. Generatns of wh.ore.

Its unfortunate this is your contribution to the thread. Now here is where double standards steps in. A guy who lost his virginity at a very early age is hailed, he is treated like royalty among his peers but as soon as we see a female who lost hers at a very early age, all hell is let loose. The world turns against her and labels her a wh0re. Its Sad..... And yea you acting as if 'the tin no scratch you too'

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