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Celebrities / Re: Nairalander Attends Patoranking's All White Birthday Party (photos) by vokalguy(m): 12:16pm On May 30, 2015
'All White' huh?
Politics / Re: Say Good Bye To Goodluck Jonathan In Your Way by vokalguy(m): 4:12pm On May 28, 2015
Good Riddance!

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Family / Re: Underaged Girl Is Harassing Me by vokalguy(m): 9:09pm On May 27, 2015
martyns303:
I'm typing this from my mobile phone and I am in a hurry as I have a bucket of water I need to go get, I'm hoping to get a reasonable objective advice soon.

Due to whatever reason, we had not had power supply for over a week now and our water tank has run out of water, fuel is also too expensive in my area to use the generator as I will have to turn off everything to make sure only the borehole gets electricity.

With no option at hand I had to take jerrycan and buckets to the next building where water is being sold, on getting there I found this 16-17yrs old girl as the attendant, I noticed she kept looking at me awkwardly, after filling my buckets she refused taking money from me, I insisted as I would need to fetch a lot of water. Unknown to me she has been subsidizing the amount I spend, meaning if I had fetched N100 worth she only takes N50.

Now each time I go there, she keeps looking directly into my eyes, smiling unnecessarily, and it is making me feel uncomfortable.

I don't know if I should be angry or feel sorry for her, I can't possibly go inside and report her to her parents, I have been looking for a way to caution her but each time I go to get water there are also other people there and I don't want to be unreasonably rude.

This nonsense made FP?! And how the f**k is she harassing you? Stop misusing words jare wtf

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Sports / Re: Eniola Aluko Wins Chelsea Women's Player Of The Year Award by vokalguy(m): 9:04pm On May 27, 2015
Bonapart:
Real Nigerians are winning BBC award... fake ones who chose to represent another man's land be winning unrecognised awards.... congrats anyway even when am still searching for a Bleep to give...



Since you chose to play for English change ur name to English name

u sound salty...
Food / Re: Is This Animal Edible, Just Killed It In My Lodge by vokalguy(m): 5:55am On May 20, 2015
Not sure why people eat animals like this... freaking disgusting
Fashion / Re: How Girls Sleep When They Make New Hair Style (pic) by vokalguy(m): 10:54pm On May 17, 2015
Damn she thick
Sports / Re: Checkout New Super Eagles Jersey And Kit Developed By New Sponsors Nike(pics by vokalguy(m): 7:22pm On May 14, 2015
Very poor job by nike
Sports / Re: Emmanuel Adebayor's Fleet Of Expensive Cars(photos) by vokalguy(m): 6:52pm On May 12, 2015
Airforce1:
He's made for life shocked

He is made for life? No he is not... people like this tend to go broke after their football career is over because they did not invest. So many vehicles but they tend to lose value pretty quickly... BTW Adebayor is a mercenary who shows off his wealth rather than showing his skills.
Politics / Re: APC Replies Jonathan: You Must Account For Your Actions by vokalguy(m): 1:19pm On May 11, 2015
Its a new dawn! This is a normal process everywhere. If you were in power and they feel you abused your position, well you have to face the music.
Food / Re: Step By Step Picture Of A Nairalander Cooking Okro Soup With Amala by vokalguy(m): 11:08pm On May 10, 2015
Good Job!

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Business / Re: Photo: See The Lagos Taxi Driver That Uses POS by vokalguy(m): 10:23pm On May 10, 2015
Jklue007:
The change we can see!

BUHARI my HERO!
AMEACHI my ROLE MODEL!!
FASHOLA my GUY!!!

God bless Nairaland.


Right... I guess we have to credit someone huh... how deep is buhari's d**k in your mouth?
Politics / Re: Lady Trekking To Otuoke For GEJ Is Back On The Mission (photos) by vokalguy(m): 9:40pm On May 10, 2015
Can someone tell me what they are trying to achieve?! Don't they have things to do? Job, school, responsibilities?! WTF

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Politics / Re: Gen. Sani Abacha With Yasser Arafat A Day Before His Death (photo) by vokalguy(m): 2:42pm On May 10, 2015
Onemansquad:

indian gals gave him apple wit poison it it


Haha yea that adds up
Romance / Re: A Nairaland Member Having A Good Time With His Lover Pix by vokalguy(m): 2:16pm On May 10, 2015
lilmax:
The [b]chemistry [/b]between the two of you ain't real


Sighs.... not sure how you jumped to this conclusion o...
Romance / Re: Sex On The First Date; Yes Or No? by vokalguy(m): 2:15pm On May 10, 2015
I am against it.... as a guy I wanna be able to 'work for it' When something comes too easy, you take it for granted...
Politics / Re: Patience Jonathan’s Men Move To Impeach Dickson Before May 29 by vokalguy(m): 2:12pm On May 10, 2015
So that illiterate first lady has 'supporters' are they her "fellow widowers" Bunch of losers.
Politics / Re: Gen. Sani Abacha With Yasser Arafat A Day Before His Death (photo) by vokalguy(m): 2:11pm On May 10, 2015
Onemansquad:
Unfortunately he died the next afta consuming apple *RIP* Bt dis man really milked 9ja sha

lala=frontpage
DNT 4GET TO VOTE 4 ADEH39 AND MARIAMFERANMI 4 MISS NAIRALAND

On a more serious note, we have no idea what caused his death. They said apple, then they said indian girls killed him..
Politics / Re: If You’re The President Of Nigeria, How Will You Tackle Corruption? by vokalguy(m): 1:13pm On May 10, 2015
Kolade354:
In China if you are guilty of corruption they will kill you...........So Simple like A.B.C

Thats how you tackle corruption? Kill people? Sighs....

Anyway, in my opinion I will tackle corruption by making those in power accountable for their actions. If you are accused of corruption, you will face trial and if found guilty, you will be jailed. I do not condone death as the solution UNLESS your corrupt act led to people losing their lives, now that is a different ball game. I will support whistle blowing and offer incentives to those who have the guts to report any form of corruption. There will be quarterly audits performed, these audits will be performed by independent auditors who will not be bribed to keep their mouth shut.
Travel / Re: I Was Denied Visa At French Embassy For This Reason.... by vokalguy(m): 1:46pm On May 09, 2015
ziqqz:
Be patient. Change has come. Nigeria go better.
The first visa I got in my life was to Switzerland. They didn't ask for any documents. Just two questions.
Of course I answered correctly. But the everlasting sure key is CONFIDENCE.
They could tell from my swag say I no send their country. And surely after one week I was running back home to my dearly beloved combo of Small Stout and Isi-ewu grin

LMAO now this is a funny post!
Celebrities / Re: Nairalander Steps Out In Distressed Jeans by vokalguy(m): 4:22pm On May 03, 2015
Not sure why Linda keeps posting this guys pic....
Religion / Re: My Experience As A Church Worker For 6months by vokalguy(m): 12:51pm On May 03, 2015
Look lets be honest, this is not new one bit... When I was in Nigeria, my mum will be asking me why I can't be like this guy or that guy but little did she know that these so called 'good boys' lived a double life... Yes they attend church service, yes they sing in choir and well they also sleep with their fellow church workers... so ain't nothing new
Family / Re: Wife Insisted I Greet Her After She Have Given Me Food by vokalguy(m): 12:46pm On May 03, 2015
Yes, 'Thank You' goes a long way to show your appreciation. We have that african mentality that its the duty of the woman to cook so why thank her? But cooking is not easy one bit and best way to show appreciation is to thank her and if possible take care of her in the bedroom too.
Politics / Re: Hajiya Talatu Starts Trekking From Kaduna-abuja To Celebrate Buhari (photo) by vokalguy(m): 5:07pm On May 02, 2015
Pretty woman huh... Anyway these attention seekers need to find something better to do with their life

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Events / Re: (pics) White Wedding Trapped At Imo / Rivers Borther (closed) because Of Election. by vokalguy(m): 10:12pm On Apr 25, 2015
BushidoBlue:
I only came here to tell the op not to bother about his/her "Borther"

Haha good one!
Sports / Re: Dis Na End Of Road For Mikel? by vokalguy(m): 7:11pm On Apr 25, 2015
AKPOSbaba:
Chelsea don dey plan to offload Mikel Obi to Southampton so dat dem go fit buy dia strikar,Morgan Schneiderlin wey Southampton don put Ogbonge price of 25million pounds for him head.
Oyibo pipo say wen pesin caria don dey nosedive,dat is to say,wen dem no too value U too much again,
dem go use u dey play,dem go use u dey play kalokalo.
Di way wey di mata be now,Mikel be like carrot wey dem take dey bribe rabbit so dat dem go catcham and na wetin Chelsea dey try to do so dat dem go catch dia target,Morgan Schneiderlin.
Anoda club wey dey try to kolobi Schneiderlin since last year,na Arsenal.
Anyway,me I go siddon for fence dey watch who go buyam at di end of di day.
SOURCE....http://ogakpatakpata..com/2015/04/end-of-roadchelsea-won-force.html


As soon as I read the first sentence, I jumped to the conclusion that this is a rubbish post... First of all Schneiderlin IS NOT a striker you idiot. Second of all, proper grammar is highly appreciated
Celebrities / Re: Meet Chef Rukky Sanda - Cooking Never Looked This Sexy! by vokalguy(m): 1:16pm On Apr 19, 2015
One word, LAME.... Attention seeker
Celebrities / Re: Music Star Davido Drinking Garri - Photo by vokalguy(m): 6:43pm On Apr 17, 2015
Sighs, another useless post that made its way to the front page... this site is becoming pathetic
Phones / Re: What's Your Current Best Social Media Of Chatting? by vokalguy(m): 2:07pm On Apr 17, 2015
Gejpresident:
Skype......


wow FTC


I dedicate this to our Hero Gej


thou art Jonathan forever our president

No you kidding right... u just a freaking troll
Sports / Re: Keshi Wants Amokachi Sacked by vokalguy(m): 4:40pm On Apr 12, 2015
Well the joke that is the NFF, the incompetent Keshi & Amokachi. Its 2015 people, lets f**king get it together! We do not have a recognized coach. This shenanigan needs to stop honestly
Sports / Re: Mikel Obi's Russian Girl Friend Posts Bed Time Photo by vokalguy(m): 12:05pm On Apr 11, 2015
MrFlavvor:
That babe is HiDeOuS!

Yeaaaa ok, post a pic of your gf make we see. Its either you are plain stupid or do not know exactly what that word means. Matter of fact I think you are ret*arded

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Romance / Re: Thread Killed by vokalguy(m): 2:00pm On Apr 06, 2015
InnocentMind:
Dear NLs,
With affectionate mind I came to you all, ever since she posted that thread about her visit to Olumirin water falls at Erin-Ijesha, I have been crushing on her even though we have not met before.
All my numerous PMs were to no avail (No reply).

I ain't crazy, I'm just a victim of Haliee's magic.
Help me tell her someone on the other side of the mirror needs her for real.


Dear Mod In charge, please kindly help me so as to put this on FP. God help you too as you help a brother to fulfill his heart desire.


Front page for this Piece of S**t? You kidding right?
Phones / Re: Man Spotted Making Phone Call On An Electric. Pole by vokalguy(m): 1:57pm On Apr 06, 2015
This made front page?! On a more serious note, who are the incompetent mods who keep putting irrelevant posts like this on the front page?!

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