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Family / Re: Cobra And Monitor Lizard Killed In A Bed Room by voodoogangster(m): 10:25pm On Nov 16, 2015 |
That's the plain king cobra and the other is an pigmy iguana and not the nile monitor lizard, the plain king cobra is known to feed on other snakes and also iguana is part of her delicacy so propably the iguana ran into the house as the king cobra followed chase. Just in chase of a meal and nothing else. Nothing spiritual or abnormal [/color][color=#990000] 1 Like |
Family / Re: Cobra And Monitor Lizard Killed In A Bed Room by voodoogangster(m): 10:24pm On Nov 16, 2015 |
That's the plain king cobra and the other is an pigmy iguana and not the nile monitor lizard, the plain king cobra is known to feed on other snakes and also iguana is part of her delicacy so propably the iguana ran into the house as the king cobra followed chase. Just in chase of a meal and nothing else. Nothing spiritual or abnormal 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Our Pastor Sided Him For "Punishing Me After Marriage" by voodoogangster(m): 9:49pm On Dec 08, 2014 |
Clearly yu must be a brainless woman to seek public opinion on issues regarding your personal life clearly you lack wisdom and also u are selfish the fact remains that you will not get good advice on this public forum and u love the drama im sure u will tell us episode 3 next week also you don't love the man cus im sure if he were to be the man u wanted u would have become a IndecentStar in bed jst to make him happy. Finally please shut up go home to ur parents and grow up. Ur beginning to sound pathetic 1 Like |
Agriculture / Re: One Of My Snail Is White See Pics by voodoogangster(m): 11:25pm On Dec 06, 2014 |
Please im intrested in buying can I ave ur email please lets discus. Rgrd Riversafari zoo coal city |
Religion / Re: EBOLA Is Manufactured By Satan – T.B. JOSHUA by voodoogangster(m): 5:03pm On Aug 22, 2014 |
If he believes in the opium he serves his congregation to be of pure and high quality I dare him to go and pray for an infected person without protective clothing then I will smoke his opium and get higher than the current smokers |
Celebrities / Re: "I Am Not Bleaching, I Just Use Cocoa Butter" - Yvonne Nelson Cries Out by voodoogangster(m): 11:25am On Jan 10, 2014 |
Shes telling the truth, the cream works only if yu add 3 tablespoons of topiclear to 500ml of the cocoa butter it bleaches your skin at a slower pace since the topiclear is a direct bleaching agent. So she thinks we are a bunch of idiots. I can pour henessy into a csn of can coke snd it will pass as coca cola we used to do it in our teens. |
Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Celebrities Who Died Between 2011 And 2013 (Pictures) by voodoogangster(m): 12:35pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
As we so forget sadly no one remembers the greatest son fela who gave everything he got to fighting the military dictatorship in nigeria and Africa yet no street is named after him in our capital but a lot of streets are named after our carrier successfull looters. Long live Ebami Eda 1 Like
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Travel / Re: Funny Things First Time Travelers Do Abroad by voodoogangster(m): 11:55am On Dec 23, 2013 |
My friend came to pay me a visit 15yrs ago we were waiting for the c3 bus from shepard bush to Kensington Other people were waiting for the bus immediately the bus arrived the guy rush the door thinking he was in lagos he was even running to the bus still in motion then when he jumped in realizing how everyone was on a straight line he kept quiet when we got to our destination he asked the driver were the conductor was so he could pay 12 Likes |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ghanaian - Nkrumah Is Greater Than Mandela by voodoogangster(m): 11:05am On Dec 13, 2013 |
I wonder how one rates greatness cus if ghananian s ave cum to wake up and assume nkurumah as greater than Mandela its clear they meant in hieght bt not comparatively in achievement |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Nelson Mandela's Life In Pictures by voodoogangster(m): 9:57am On Dec 06, 2013 |
Thanks so much mukina2 for all these detail pictures you compiled and shared with all of us on naira land its most educative and a classic reflection of the man and his time. Your are truely a talented breed im proud to be associated with you. |
Crime / Re: Molested Repeatedly By A Trusted Male Friend by voodoogangster(m): 10:26pm On Oct 18, 2013 |
Im so sorry, but as a psychiatrist I specialise in criminal profiling but your story is so far fetched that its clearly a lie to the point that you were molested, though it was possible he may have made sexual advances but im dismayed that you had to create a story just to add to naira land, one whom went through such an ordeal like yours will be so highly traumatized that to relsy her story just in a matter of days is totslly psychologically impossible but what baffels me the most is your accurate account of details for some one that was physically assaulted repeatedly RAPED! Pls kindly respect yourself and dont take we nairalanders like a group of nollywood actors and actresses. |
Family / Re: A Baby Father Or A Divorced Dad: Which Is Better For The Child? by voodoogangster(m): 10:41pm On Oct 17, 2013 |
Carefreewanabe, i have read your view and im really impressed with your wisdom and ability to reason beyond general assumptions, I speak from experience as I have four kids, from three women whom and since the foundation of marriage couldnt hold us together I and them have become close friends and my kids ave adored and respected me and their mothers are the most wonderfull women ive ever been blessed to call my best friends which is hard to come across since their all nigerian women anyway its better a child grows up with separated happy parents than ones that live together in continious fights. |
Politics / Re: Mountain Of Fire And Miracles In Enugu Demolished. by voodoogangster(m): 8:05pm On Oct 10, 2013 |
Please for clarification the Enugu state govt before the demolition allocated an alternative land along idaw river by agbani road in a peacefull and amicable settlement. The state government hasnt gone on a witch hunting exercise but to provide encouraging development that will benefit the general public and we also commend the members of the ministry for their cooperation and understanding which has really helped greatly in pushing development in the coal city |
Politics / Re: Teju Babyface Tribute To Tunji Okusanya Of MIC by voodoogangster(m): 8:22pm On Oct 05, 2013 |
Babyface, I read ur tribute wit eyes filled with tears, I belive in nothing yet in my believe ive come to believe in every thing. Its said that men live as if they can neva die, and die as if they have never lived, your tribute remained true and sincere, u have left in it a memory that will last forever and like the egypthian pharaoh tut's tomb was inscribed, "Call my name and am alive" his memory will last forever thanks to your tribute. Accept my condolences. Bst rgrds. Voodoo gangster. |
Politics / Re: Happy 79th Birthday To Wole Soyinka by voodoogangster(m): 1:35pm On Jul 13, 2013 |
May u sail to a gracefull old age and anchor in calm tides. Ahoy prof |
Politics / Re: Amaechi’s Orderly Was The Policeman In The Video by voodoogangster(m): 6:39pm On Jul 11, 2013 |
Our new slogan.' Dont mess with me or I'll MASE you 5 Likes |
Family / Re: ... by voodoogangster(m): 6:39am On Jun 10, 2013 |
SnipperinADiaper , im really impressed even I as a psychiatrist cudnt ave cum up with ur most brilliant and flawless advice. Thanks 4 ur valuable contribution bro |
Celebrities / Re: Davido Holding A Gun (Picture) by voodoogangster(m): 10:17pm On Jun 06, 2013 |
Nice piece of guitar his holding guess its duck hunting season |
Romance / Re: "I Slept With My Boss To Give My Boyfriend A Job" by voodoogangster(m): 4:18pm On May 20, 2013 |
Mike404 see the kind question u dey ask, b4 nko na out of enjoyment make oga ask 4 anoda round , anyway babes na juju be the solution to ur problem gbam! |
Politics / Re: Amaechi Will Be Treated Like A Traitor – Dokubo-Asari by voodoogangster(m): 11:12pm On May 06, 2013 |
Asari's case is a case of a functional illiterate calibrated with the exuberance of his own empty verbosity, if he took his time snd studied the art of fishing, im sure thatwill be gainfull ememployment for him come 2015, clearly we need not join issues with a renegade gorilla escapee that now thinks liberty out of the congo makes him intigrated to human society, soon he will even want to wear shoes. 2 Likes |
Religion / Re: Terrified By Bats: Please Advice Me by voodoogangster(m): 8:26pm On Apr 29, 2013 |
As strange as it may seem, to you, authoritatively ur house isnt hunted, bats are basically the only flying mammal they gace been turned into vilian by stories and made to look evil, they are attracted to ur house due to perfect stable temperature which may defer surrounding by surrounding, obviously wen the last occupant left tge house was an ideal shelter, they are harmless and u ave nutin to fear or be superstitious abiut. To get rid of them simply amplify the area they normally take shelter wit 200 watt electric glow bulbs trust me they will leave. Its my professional advice avin wrkd wit animals for over 20yrs. Gdlck 3 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Re: Share Funny Nigerian Memes by voodoogangster(m): 12:57am On Apr 24, 2013 |
Wat u tink of this 1 Like
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Celebrities / Re: Charly-Boy Kneels In Front Of Lady-Di At The Airport by voodoogangster(m): 2:57pm On Apr 22, 2013 |
Keep it up areafada, im proud of you, honestly very few men in nigeria today and even our celebrities cant even reaffirm their commitment to their wives. Keep it up |
Politics / Re: No Assassination Attempt On Dino Melaye – Abuja Police Commissioner by voodoogangster(m): 8:34pm On Apr 17, 2013 |
Mala mala, I hail, haba, I knw if ur reading dis u certainly knw who I am, u lost ur re election, so shut up and stop lieing, I tot u wud change ryt 4m the tym we were in the 4th inaugural house u make a lot of noise and knw positivity, like me wait till 2015 rada than lie jst becus u want police escort, abeg since we left the house belive me naira land get beta activity pass house 4 me so come ova u knw hw we do it or beta still stick to ur women affairs nobody shot u 1 Like |
Politics / Re: PDP Chieftains Offered Me N3bn To Impeach Okorocha – Imo Speaker by voodoogangster(m): 2:53pm On Apr 17, 2013 |
Rt hon speaker, as a former speaker before you, you knw the truth and also knw u were not offered even N50m, cus u wud swiftky take it we all knw the house is an exalted empty office no money so pls show respect wen u lie. Those in suport that u mr speaker wud ave rushed N50m let alone 3Bn say Aii.... after all ur deputy gov. Colected a bottle of whisky |
Romance / Re: Picture Of A Nairaland Celebrity Holding Her Husband! by voodoogangster(m): 2:45pm On Apr 17, 2013 |
The babe dey guard her celebrity guy una forget say mugu sey hard to find since okonjo iwala grant cnn interview. |
Celebrities / Re: Tuface 6th Child With Pero Celebrates First Birthday (pictures) by voodoogangster(m): 12:53pm On Apr 09, 2013 |
happy birthday, congrats 2face, be you promiscuous, saint or sinner, what matters is that you make your children proud of you. A lot claim to be happily married to only 1woman but have the problems of 5, so alk the best |
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh's Beauty: Natural Or Artificial? (Photo) by voodoogangster(m): 11:33pm On Apr 04, 2013 |
beautiful or not, I can authoritatively say that despite her outward outward entertainment display of character, tonto for ever remains beautiful inside and a wonderful woman whom can keep her home. |
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