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Image123:
Lol, avoid all frivolity, even from TB who is full of them.

TB Joshua rues missing Burkina Faso. Can't make up another video that soon....double jeopardy rule of prophecy ain't it?

wadetaw202:
Are you possessed by Mammon?

That's a yes

analice107:
Praise God for continues victory. Satan can't stand our boldness. It's recently I understood why the Bible is full of "fear nots" Satan is a coward seriously. He uses intimidation tactics to scare people. Look at the horror films, it all about intimidation and fear. If you stand, he flees.
Sometimes I just feel like climbing a very high place, stand up there and shout "don't be afraid of satan" to all the believers. But they still won't believe me. Their minds are too caged in fear, especially by the so called modern day prophets, who spend all their time in church painting pictures of how powerful Satan is, by virtue of what he does. They talk so much about Satan and so little about God. Magnifying Satan and casting fear into the minds of people who are too lazy to read the Bible for themselves.
I feel this prophets are working for Satan. because, they reversing the order Christ set. Christ says he has put Satan under our feet and given us victory, these prophets put people in bandage using fear.

Anas09,
You are a delight to read. God bless you for your testimony and faith and kind heart.
The bolded, I can confess is what I realized out of all those satanists/witches conversion DVDs and books. I certainly feel they minister more fear of the enemy than the goodness of the Lord.

I know there is some sort of curiosity among believers to understand the kingdom of darkness, and these tales are certainly hair raising, but we should feed our spirits with scriptures more than these 'testimonies'. A Christian who is more knowledgeable about darkness than light is certainly more powerless.

Stay blessed dearest and I'm already looking forward to your next testimony or even post

plappville:
I don't see the use/need for these predictions/prophecies if he has no means to stop them from happening. Didnt the church pray against such events when TB sees them? If God reveal things, I think its because He doesn't want them to happen.

I could remember last year summer I had a terrifying dream the night before my trip during the July august vacation. In my dream I had a serious car accident.

I wake up and say, God is this a revelation of what is gonna happen to your daughter? Or is it Satan that is trying to put fear in my heart? I knelt down and qouted His word back to him.

"God has not given me the spirit of fear. But of power, love and sound mind". "No weapon fashionéd against me shall prosper" ect...

I rebuked anything related to my dream. I took my car and off to Germany about 400km from my departure. I arrived safely by the grace of God.

What am I trying to say, If TB sees all these evils coming why not pray against them. Tell God to stop them from happening. Or even Inform the zone in which such bad events may take place to becareful. Its a good thing He see these things but He should pray they don't take place. My own opinion anyway..

My broda,
These predictions serve one purpose; elevating TB Joshua above the scum of the universe. They are self-serving

plappville:
I think many do not care about frivolity. They just accept anything tagged with God...

Very true my broda
'Senior Prophet' has spoken

wadetaw202:


You are not only blind, you are also very dead. Now that you have stated your erroneous belief from your corrupt and unreasonable mind, what are you going to get from it? Eediot

Are you possessed by Mary?

dearpreye:
What do you mean by ' perceived?'

Get busy with Google son

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gemale:
D typical superficial reasoning of an average pentecostal ehn. I urge u 2 read & meditate deeply on dis prayer & u wld c hw beautiful it is. My problem wt most pentecostal is dt dey r only contented wt d milk of D word. Give dem hard meat & dey refuse 2 mature in faith. Most of dem r who I called "bread & fish xtians". When Jesus fed d 5000 men wt just 5 loaves & 2 fish, dey wanted 2 make him king bt almost afterwards when he said in John 6:51 "I am the living bread which came down from heaven: if any man eat of this bread, he shall live for ever: and the bread that I will give is my flesh, which I will give for the life of the world." (NKJV), dey said "dis is a hard saying" & stop following Jesus. Wt is d original reason 4 prayer? Most Pentecostals think it's 2 achieve miracles, breakthrough, protection or 2 some it's a way 2 do battle & pulverize some perceived 'enemies' (d fall down & die by fire pple; I mention no name btw) bt No! D primary purpose of prayer is 2 hallow & worship our heavenly Father & ultimately submit ourselves totally 2 His will. Jesus said dis in d Lord's prayer "thy will b done on earth as it is in heaven". Dis prayer shows d willingness of D person saying it 2 b an avid follower of Jesus Christ lyk Mary was. Due 2 d difficulty imposed by d corrupt tendencies of D flesh, he asks dt it b replaced wt d pliable personality of our mother Mary dt made her such a good disciple of our Lord. He wants his words, thoughts & actions 2 b a mirror reflection of D lyf of our Lady; such a lyf dt caused d angel Gabriel 2 say "hail Mary, full of grace". Let me ask is it wrong 2 pray 2 b possessed by d things of God? D crowning point of dis prayer is when he asks 2 b taught, led & guided 2 Jesus. Dts what our mother Mary does. She doesn't seek glory or praise of her own. All she wants 2 do is help us (her children commended in2 her arms by Jesus himself) come 2 a deeper & truer realization of her son & Lord Jesus Christ however in doing so God himself honored her. U can't profess 2 b a true xtian & nt love her. On a final note, I wld advise u 2 ruminate on prayer & understand their meaning wt out castigating 1st. Take a leaf 4rm d book of our mother (yes ur mother & mine; ur denial doesn't change dt fact) & do wt she did in d gospel "But Mary treasured up all these things and pondered them in her heart." Luke 2:19

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MUMU,
How do you expect any sane being to go through this unpunctuated garbage?
Go back to school and drop Satanism. Hell is beckoning

stevecantrell:
No, usually its some in, some out.

Exactly!
You will spend 2016 in Motherland, and if you won't be here, you'll be out there

dearpreye:
Where do we start from? The voices of reason are so faint when compared to that of those who mindlessly swallow everything. I'm so saddened.......we'll keep asking questions.

My parish remits 70% of everything we generate. The emphasis is so much on the said returns that pastors even add their own personal money to make up for the expectations from the top. Merchandise.

I have a simple idea
Start your church free from all the perceived ills of RCCG

Candour:
The Church started as a movement in Jerusalem...it got to Rome and became an Institution.... It spread round Europe and became a Culture.....it got to America and became a Business.....Europe and America exported their different variants to Africa and it became Confusion but Christ is coming back for the movement "

The saga of the African spiritual business man continues........

Candour:
Deification of man....has he turned Christ?

Its sure his grave will become a pilgrimage site eventually....

Candour on fire!

stevecantrell:
Really ?....

Such profound truth
Here's another one; you will spend 2016 in Nigeria, and if you won't, then you will spend 2016 outside Nigeria

plappville:
Maybe He is not always in the spirit....

Death toll now stands at 28.
If he is usually 'in the spirit' right on time to catch frivolous stuff and miss the real deal then he is worthless

Image123, what sayest thou? Frivolity

You won't catch Sahara reporting trash in Islam under no circumstances. Antichrist

gemale:
I apologize sincerely 4 wasting my precious tym 2 enlighten an intentionally ignorant fellow lyk u. Kindly progress with wallowing in d putrid muck of ur ignorance lyk d intellectual swine u r.

Idiot, learn English, learn punctuation and then learn critical thinking

stevecantrell:
The important thing is my analysis will be right, no matter how convenient it may seem to you...

A flipped coin may land on heads if not tails. That's a more important truth than your bullshiet

wadetaw202:
Pentecostalism is controlled by the spirit of Mammon, which is a demon...so, Pentecostal is satanic QED.

I don't know what is Pentecostalism but I'm dead sure Catholicism is full of paganism/idolatry and necromancy

Example of necromancy and praying demons to possess them
Consecration to Our Lady by Pope John Paul II

Immaculate Conception, Mary my Mother
Live in me, act in me.
Speak in and through me.
Think your thoughts in my mind.
Love through my heart.
Give me your dispositions and feelings.
Teach, lead and guide me to Jesus.
Correct and enlighten and expand my thoughts and behaviour.
Possess my soul and take over my entire personality and life.
Replace it with yourself.
Incline me to constant adoration and thanksgiving.
Pray in and through me.
Let me live in you and keep me in this union always. Amen.

wadetaw202:
I've heard of your youth pastors fvcking male youth members......blind goat. Hope you sha gave your pastor the 10th part of your earnings today sha? Your pastor needs the money to survive and send his children to school

Catholicism is satanism, period

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MrPresident1:
70 YEARS AND THE SYMBOLISM OF THE SEIZURE OF THE WARSHIPS

The first Babylonian world rulership lasted for 70years before it was overthrown by Persia. The last Babylonian world rulership will also last for 70years.

THE UNITED NATIONS CLOCKED 70YEARS IN 2015, THIS EMPIRE HAS ENDED!

This empire has expired, this is the symbolism of Persia's action.

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Weed is bad for you,
Prophecy-after-fact m0ronic Neanderthal

stevecantrell:
USA became a world power the day the Japanese surrendered to them after the Hiroshima/Nagasaki bombs, thus ending W11. Its exactly 70 years since then.

This is why I say Barrack Obama will be the last president of a truly United States.
There may be others after him but they will preside over a shadow of the former glorious nation.

Weed is bad for you.
If there are other presidents, you will claim they preside over a 'weakened' US, if there are no other presidents, you will claim you were right. Either way you will be right. This is silly truism, not less than saying if a flipped coin won't fall on heads it will be tails

simtosul:
By saying Adam was tempted by Eve to eat the fruit, was it referring to Adam having sex with Eve?

By Adam and Eve eating ALL the other fruits, who/what were they bonking?

wadetaw202:
Yes we are satanic, the same way your pastors are rapists

Fool, and your priests can't keep off young boys' butts. So on top of being necromancers and idolaters, they are sodomites...pure satanism

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gemale:
U r clearly misinformed so let me try 2 enlighten u. If afterward u feel confused, grab a copy of D catechism of D Catholic church & read it well. If u still r confused, c a Catholic priest 2 voice ur reservations. Let me start 4rm Genesis when God introduced Himself 2 Moses, he said "I AM d God of Abraham, Isaac & Jacob". Note He didn't say "I was". @ dt tym those 3 pple were long gone so why did God say "I am"? Jesus answers dis in d gospel when tested by d saducees. He says dt God is d God of D living nt d dead. Christianity doesn't view death d WY d world does. True death 2 a xtian is eternal damnation nt passing away. Wt d world calls death is just a change in state & location 4 xtians. Dts y Jesus said 2 D sister of Lazarus "anyone who Blvs in me even if he dies shall live again". So those pple u referred 2 r nt dead bt still living. U ask y we pray 2 Mary & Saints. Let me answer u. Mary is our mother; we don't worship her we only honor her. Y do we give honor 2 a woman so 'ordinary' dt she wasn't mentioned much in d Bible? When Jesus hung on d cross, His disciples abandoned him. In 1 account of D gospel, a disciple who was bathing @ d tym of His arrest ran away naked. Even great Simon "d rock" Peter denied Jesus afta swearing 2 even die wt Him. So Jesus hanging 4rm d cross looks down & guess who He beholds sharing dis most agonizing moment wt Him @ d foot of D cross? His mother & few women & d only disciple bold enuf 2 identify wt him; John. He then utters dis words "woman ur son; son ur mother". These words commended us in2 d hands of Mary. Any true follower of Christ is a son/daughter of Mary. Any disciple who wants 2 truly take up his cross & follow d Lord daily needs 2 learn 4rm d lyf of Mary who was wt Jesus @ d point he cried "eloi eloi lama sabacthani" (my God my God, y has Thou forsaken me?). Mary's lyf was a lyf of total submission 2 obedience 2 D will of God wt out consideration 4 her interests or comfort. Here was a woman nt yet married being told dt she wld bcom pregnant even though she was a virgin. By mosaic laws, she risked being stoned 2 death & yet she says "I am d handmaid of D lord; b it done 2 me According 2 ur words". Dis is a woman who was told by Simeon of D harrowing experience dt Jesus was 2 undergo & yet she kept on loving Him & taking care of Him. Catholics honor Mary because d only tym d Bible recorded her asking Jesus 4 a favor was 2 help odas @ d wedding in Cana, Galilee. dts y we 'pray' 2 Mary as u say. Wt we do is 2 ask her 4 her intercession because even Jesus knowing it wasn't his tym 2 manifest still honored her wishes & was submissive 2 her. If d word made flesh cld honor Her, who r we nt 2 do d same? As 4 asking 4 Saints' intercession , It's no less scriptural Dan pentecostals asking oda brethren 2 say prayers of intercession 4 Dem or wt dey call standing in d gap. D only difference is dt dey r in a different place. D church of God comprises of 3 arms; d church militant (we on earth), D church suffering (purgatory;a discussion 4 anoda day) & d church triumphant (those in heaven). These arms r in communication wt 1 anoda hence in d apostles' Creed, we say we blv in d communion of Saints.
As 4 ur 2nd allegation, D definition of a shrine isn't only limited 2 D worship of an Idol. A shrine can also b a place built 2 honor ones memory / achievements. It's just due 2 our African heritage. Just d same way we tend 2 react adversely 2 a word lyk ritual. Do u know dt a wedding ceremony whether legal, traditional or religious is a ritual? Oda examples of ritual include matriculation, convocation, naming ceremonies etc. So a shrine in d Catholic sense is just a place built in memory of a saint. Most pple hate d Catholic church because dey don't understand its doctrine instead of dem 2 try & look 4 clarification, dey most tyms ignorantly spread aspersions dt r distorted & most tyms untrue. Whenever u have questions/disagreements abt d teachings & belief, try 2 conduct detailed research & ask knowledgeable pple lyk priests 2 clarify ur doubts.

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Buffon, go to school and learn punctuation

wadetaw202:
Did they pray to dead people in your presence? Were you there or they told you?

Arrant idiot, don't you invoke Peter,Paul and Mary?

Why not shut your cuuuursed mouth up if you have nothing sensible to bring up?

You are the bigger mmoron.

Catholicism Satanism is pure necromancy and idolatry

plaetton:
Bloody idiot?
Is that your new lower low?

Aim higher my friend.
I can't meet you in that gutter.

Discretion is the better part of valour

Why did he miss the more devastating Burkina Faso siege?

plaetton:
There are million times more proof that extraterrestrial life exists [size=1pt]than there are that god exists or even Jesus exists.

I don't need faith of any kind to accept that ets are not only mathematically possible, but very very probable in lieu of the preponderance of real and anecdotal evidence from all over the world.

Like I said before, if you and vooks dare me, I open a permanently running thread to show you the tons of evidence out there, starting first with your holy bible.[/size]

I ran out of patience asking for a SINGLE proof you bloody idiot

plaetton:
And that is the only honest answer there is: Faith.

If only vooks, kingebukasblog, winner01 etc, can embrace such humility and admit "faith" , then there would less arguements.

M0ron, why do you take my name in vain?

wadetaw202:
They told you or you experienced it? You are big eeeediot! Your empty money-loving pastors know the best way to attract new members is to just abuse catholic and other churches and you the members are so steupid you will never find out if what they said is true or not, but you just swallow it all like unreasonable dolts. Did you experience it or they told you?

M0ron,
Isn't it self-evident?
They pray to dead people like Mary, Paul ......
They built elaborate shrines to idols

Very apt

plaetton:
Is this the best you can you can do ?

Another form of capitulation.

You're quite an insecure little man, aren't you?

Cognitive dissonance is a terrible affliction.
It makes you feel sooooooo little, doesn't it ?

It must hurt you deep and endlessly that you don't get to choose when I molest your puny brain
Good night m0ron

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plaetton:
You know Vooks, I am beginning to respect this clown TB Joshua.
Perhaps he isn't such a clown after all, but a genius, an uneducated genius. A rarety.

Is hard for me to deceive people. No one falls for my tricks, not even my toddler nieces and nephews, talkless of adults.

To deceive and hold adults mentally captive requires guts, foresight and creative genius.

Now, for TB Joshua to have figured out, way ahead of all of us, that the Masses Are not only Dumb, but need regular doses of Dumb-juice, is a class act, a stroke of genius.

TB Joshua is brave and very confident that failed societies will always give him and his ilk an inexhaustible resource, an inexhaustible supply of DUMB folks who beg and plead for more and more DUMB-juice.

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Zip it m0ron, you are too predictable.