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Robben was so busy concentrating on diving and acting that he forgot how to score a one-on-one. |
Webb is a prick. |
IT'S difficult for the Germans to go anywhere without the obligatory war references. The 'Sowetan' newspaper went a bit far this week, however, by suggesting that the new, improved Bastian Schweinsteiger had the same "work attitude of Stefan Effenberg and the fearsome aura of Adolf Hitler" before the semi-final with Spain.http://www.independent.ie/sport/soccer/world-cup/dont-mention-the-war-2253401.html |
I agree with Becomerich0. That was really pathetic writing from Jakumo. <Now I know the secret to his popularity> . The point of writing should be to communicate with clarity. Obviously, Jakumo did not do his best to achieve that. Never thought I will ever have to agree with Becomerich0. |
SANUSI L SANUSI: WILL HE SUCCUMB TO THE EBINO TOPSY SYNDROME?Originally posted by PAPIG on Nigerian Village Square. http://www.nigeriavillagesquare.com/articles/jideofor-adibe/sanusi-a-radical-in-a-conservative-job.html |
^^ oh boy u got a very long way to goI know, but I will keep up the good fight, I will finish the race, I will achieve my destiny. This is my calling. It has been written, and I must accomplish it. This is my chance to answer that call. This is my moment. This is my time - to make everyone that ever visits NL notice me; to redefine popularity and promote the cause of self-aggrandizement; to reclaim The Dream and reaffirm that fundamental truth - that though you are many, I am the One; that while I breathe, I hope, and where I am met with cynicism, and doubt, and those who tell me that I cant, I will respond with that timeless creed that sums up the spirit of a man on a quest: Yes I Can. Yes I Can Become The Most Popular Person on NL. Thank you, God bless you, and may God Bless NairaLand. |
I am back and ever-ready to continue my quest for NL popularity. Just got two more hours of cafe time. The aim is to be on the top 3 most popular Nairalanders at the end-of-the-year awards. I know I have my work cut out for me, but I am up to the task. ![]() ![]() |
^^^^^don't worry jare you are doing the right thingI know and I will keep it up. I am ready to do anything, even get banned or post senseless threads, for my love, Mama-gee. |
I can't believe this comedian of a poster took the advice of Luizword in a bid to be popular in Nairaland.YOur advice is noted. BUt one question, which category do you fall into ? Nuisance or Intelligent ones? |
@Muddy It seems you are thinking in a muddy manner. Have you taken a look at mama-gee's profile picture? If you have, you will see that she is worth every fight I can give. She is not an e-chic. In fact that is insulting, and if you said that to my face, I will slap you. She is the real deal. I have a life outside the internet, but my life on the internet seems more interesting. There are females where I live, but my liver dey always fail me. Finally, I advice you to peruse mama-gee's inane, vacuous, glib and meretricious posts and you will that we do have much in common and that is why I will fight for her anytime, any day. |
This is a public announcement to warn 190 to leave mama-gee alone. Our people say two goats cannot drink from the same bucket at the same time, unless they will lock horns. Our people also say a frog does not walk in the day time for no reason, it is either its chasing something or something is chasing it. 190, to be forewarned is to be forearmed. Leave my girl alone. Owo ti mo ni ni mo ya e yen. https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-476925.99999.html#bot |
@luizworld Your advice has been noted ![]() |
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-476990.0.html#msg6363246 Done too. What next sir? I must achieve my ambition. Also, be warned that if your jazz does not work, there will be consequences. Lol. |
This is a public announcement to warn 190 to leave mama-gee alone. Our people say two goats cannot drink from the same bucket at the same time, unless they will lock horns. Our people also say a frog does not walk in the day time for no reason, it is either its chasing something or something is chasing it. 190, to be forewarned is to be forearmed. Leave my girl alone. Owo ti mo ni ni mo ya e yen. https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-476925.99999.html#bot |
Thank you sir. |
I am declaring my love for Mama-Gee. For her beautiful face and her empty head, Mama-Gee is unparalleled on NL. That is why I love her. https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=476925.msg6362955#msg6362955 |
@r231 Thank you for the suggestion. I am going to start working on implementing it soon. Any other ideas, anybody? |
As a follow-up to Jarus' thread on NL unsung heroes, I will ask for suggestions on what I can do to become popular on NairaLand. I need lots of attention. |
without a question of doubt this is a very anemic estimate. i am leaning more towards 90 percent. folks you have to remember that craziness is relative. you dont have to be outright crazy to be certified crazy. nigerians are a very peculiar bunch. they all have some kind of mental defect that either makes them extremely hot tempered ( our igbo brothers and hausa brothers should know about this one), extremely morally bankrupt ( fraud, embezzlement, armed robbery, police checkpoint robbery, immigration officer robbery, etc etc), extremely ostentatious (this is a mental defect too), extremely inconsiderate (this falls under sociopathic behavior and includes closing a whole street because they are havin a party), extremely arrogant (this is sociopathic behavior), easily bawled over by material goods (this is sociopathic behavior ).WORD! GBAM! |
I still do not get why Nigerians deceive themselves that there is any semblance of practiced democracy in Nigeria. Is it that the failure of our country has so hunted us that we are prepared to cling to fantasies of credible elections so we do not lose our sanity. Lets be clear: Almost no election is free or fair in Nigeria. Election in Nigeria is not a matter of party ideology or candidate capability, its a matter of which party is more able to rig than the other and which judge decides your case at the electoral tribunal. Politicians, especially those in PDP, do not necessarily need your vote to come to power. If they did, they will take the governance of this country more seriously. |
I still do not get why Nigerians deceive themselves that there is any semblance of practiced democracy in Nigeria. Is it that the failure of our country has so hunted us that we are prepared to cling to fantasies of credible elections so we do not lose our sanity. Lets be clear: Almost no election is free or fair in Nigeria. Election in Nigeria is not a matter of party ideology or candidate capability, its a matter of which party is more able to rig than the other and which judge decides your case at the electoral tribunal. Politicians, especially those in PDP, do not necessarily need your vote to come to power. If they did, they will take the governance of this country more seriously. |
Dele Momodu may be an underdog right now but time will tell. My first pick is GJ, because the power of incumbent is huge. After that is Dele Momodu. He is more appealing to every corner of Nigeria than Pat Utomi. First of all, he's from Edo, second of all he's more of Yoruba [I guarantee him 60% of Yoruba votes, he's both Christian and Muslim (he will appeal to atleast 40% of the Northerners and then the least group that will never vote for him still has 10% of theirs to vote for him because of their son [Basket-mouth]. Utomi will never win presidency in Nigeria, he will only have huge votes nowhere more than Iboland. The South-south people know that the camaraderie between them and Ibos is just an affected interplay between any prey and predator out there. It’s amazing that despite the malicious moves by some faceless people to portray heroic stunts of Dele Momodu as villain (airoju and airaye ko ni je ki gbogbo won se gbaun gbaun kiri jigba – nitori Dele, se emu pe opon ti sun ni?), he has never been alleged for any malfeasance or venal malpractices order than using his God-given adroit and cumbersome prolific instincts. Dele’s case wasn’t like those opportunists out-there, he became success; virtually by dints of much hardworking. For those out-there pointing fingers and dubbed Dele as "Idolizing Pen-Robbers," why can’t you blame FORBES MAGAZINE too? It lists Columbian, Mexican drug-barons and other people with questionable acts on its 2010 world billionaires’ pyramid. I am still thinking who will get my vote comes 2011, my heart tickling with GJ’s ineptitude and that requires one’s to question the authenticity of his Ph.D – but guess what it’s in Zoology though, he supposed to be in Yankari Game Reserve talking care of our endanger wild animals [it’s only in Nigeria goats kill Lions]. I want to give him the benefit of doubt till December this year.Does this make any sense? It is always sad when people try hard to misuse the English Language in this manner. |
What we need to do is to eradatice discrimination and myopic judgements.WORD! I wish I could afford not to get married, but my mama go kill me (first-son). Lol. Seriously though, if she was not in the picture, I would quite easily decide not to get married, have a child out of wedlock with a woman that does not want to be tied down either, and we will remain friends afterwards for as long as we like/can tolerate each other. |
I still do not get why Nigerians deceive themselves that there is any semblance of practiced democracy in Nigeria. Is it that the failure of our country has so hunted us that we are prepared to cling to fantasies of credible elections so we do not lose our sanity. Lets be clear: Almost no election is free or fair in Nigeria. Election in Nigeria is not a matter of party ideology or candidate capability, its a matter of which party is more able to rig than the other and which judge decides your case at the electoral tribunal. Politicians, especially those in PDP, do not necessarily need your vote to come to power. If they did, they will take the governance of this country more seriously. |
This is her picture
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Also, I am more likely to be attention-seeking nowadays. |
[flash=200,200][/flash]Why does my girl friend treat me like this, [img]http://182647_shit_jpg2cf9cdbca43f9b3d74c933b661a9e82c.gif[/img] |
Hey, Thanks Wallie. This is definitely a good starting point. I talked to a PhD student over the weekend and he suggested that I should concentrate on control systems for an EE graduate degree. What do you think abou this? Also you mentioned something about a " CS person might run into problems when dealing with the math heavy theoretical stuff ;" that is actually the kind of academic work I am most natural and successful at. What aspects of, say, EE really demand this? I am reading up on control systems but I will appreciate an insider's knowledge on other aspects of EE. And yes, I actually thought Ajanlekoko was being tongue-in-cheek. lol. |
Yes, you are right. I apologize. Folks on NL are quick to insult so I have learned to be on the offensive. I guess I got it all wrong this time. |
Funny. So I am supposed to come online to impress Ajanlekoko, whom I have never met before, do not know, and will probably never meet in life. Very smart of you. When I grow up, I want to be like you, sir. Its also funny how you always evade the issues I raise - whether in my original post or subsequent replies - and engage in wild-goose chases and ad-hominem attacks. Really classy. I am not very smart, and I am still waiting for a sensible reply because I am sure you have better to offer. By the way, I was not sure about the meaning og "brusque", but instead of "accussing" you of being smart of telling you to "get off your high horse, my friend. We're not impressed by the grammar. Try something else," I just checked my dictionary. You may want to imbibe that practice. It could be very useful. |