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Pls someone should translate No 15 to 18

So someone can write down this type of nonsense.

If you have sex with a woman and she gets pregnant she is no longer a surrogate but an actual mother.

The way ignorant people make bold yet incorrect statements is amazing

MrBrownJay1:
fertilized egg/embryo treatment isnt cheap, some simply have sex with surrogate mother on her ovulating day OR do sperm transfer (cuum and put sperm in surrogate coochie with syringe/condo)

As I have said before, from the first day I saw him flaunting that gorgeous babe, I knew he would lose her. There are big gods in Nigeria that can offer her $50k for a weekend. And that is without shaking. Who is Ike to compare with such principalities?

What has God got to do with this?

Its your type that refused to study yet prayed to pass exams in school and when u failed you joined "there is nothing like God" gang.

Mtscheww

Benekruku:
Cant the church just forgive and forget

He should be left to God to judge him




They can never practice what the preach to you cos they very aware that God is a scam in the first place

Thay should leave him to God na whether he wont flex the money well.

You have said it all

thesicilian:
Both the DPO and his accomplice are very unintelligent. Little wonder they're usually so helpless when it comes to apprehending criminals.

In Hollywood there may be up to 15 or more people watching. Difficult to have an erection when 15 or 20 people are watching you unless you're a porn star.

In Nigeria it may be 2 or 3 people filming so boner is sure banker

BLUEJAYY:
Sometimes I watch actors engage in really erotic movie scenes and I wonder how they hide their boners on set.

I mean I'd be totally embarrassed. I know definitely that some of those actors get huge boners from those nude sex scenes but how do they handle it in front of lights, cameras, directors, make-up artists, cleaners, and colleagues?

If I were an actor involved in a sex scene, I'd ask for a private filming tbh.

How old were you when Buhari overthrew the civilian govt in 1983?

Thats assuming you were born

Dannyset:
They feel threatened and intimidated because they are not clean. If you're not corrupt you have nothing to be afraid of.

I think you should back up your statements with links to medical studies.

There are many educated and exposed people here.

BlacSmit:
Forget about all the exaggerated profits of marijuana. Nigeria is a poor economic and do not posses the technological strength to refine marijuana for other products apart from smoking.

Smoking of marijuana degrades mental health i.e, you're no longer interested in learning new things. Lazy attitude towards work. etc,

So, marijuana should remain ban in Africa else, people would get poorer and crime rate would be high

I'm sure you have an area of expertise and competence.

Whatever it is... stick to it.

Christianity is definitely not it.

Regardless of your weak attempts to sound authoritative.

hopefulLandlord:
A Jewish god that resides in Israel, likes mount horeb and called the Israeli his "chosen people" can't possibly help someone in a small country located off the coast of west Africa
a god that reportedly used several plagues to free his chosen people from slavery but turned the blind eye when it came to your ancestors who were enslaved by the British and Americans

What has surprised me most is that none of the responses so far has mentioned the statement made towards the end that Ayade's brother is in charge of the refuse agency.

What that tells me is that every response up to and including yours did not bother to read the post completely.

Shame

tactius:
OK...here is my solution

1.Every calabar resident pays N20000 monthly as council tax.

2.The money is funnelled into a new agency...Calabar Sanitaiton Department.

3.The CSD purchases garbage trucks, installs dustbins everywhere, and also invests in a recycling plant.

4.Every street has a refuse collection day...

5.Problem solved in months.

The 3rd BEST response so far.

98% of the responses are from unemployed people, disgruntled employees and students.

Thankfully you being an employer of labour see things differently.

The fellow was hired to be a Marketer. He failed.

Regardless of his financial situation he took the job and gave only excuses instead of results.

Who said you have to come to office to deliver results as a Marketer? You can go to anywhere close to home where there are business activities and start canvassing for accounts.

He is not resourceful at all. The woman did her best but she has seen many of his type before and he didn't surprise her when he threw in the towel. She said what she saw and lazy youth here are condemning her.

I put it to you that if OP had 100k savings he would still have not made any impact on the job. Now instead of him to avoid marketing job he is going back for it again. If they had employed him he would have come up with another story. Not everyone has the grace or temperament to do bank marketing. He should go and teach

indigene:
Lesson learned too late.
I am an employer of labor. We employ persons based on number one (1) I mean number one (1) Endurance test. (2) Your experience (3) Your qualification, in this area you can be trained whether you are qualified or not what supasses all is Endurance.
I will give an example of Endurance test, in my board room, there is an opposite room where interviewers can see those to be interviewed.
(1) Those to be interviewed will be asked to write their names, after this is done, it will take two hours to ask for their applications. After this is done, it will take another three hours to be informed that the interview will begin. After this another four hours to inform those who remain (if any remains) on rare occasion one or three out of twenty to thirty persons remain,Then an hour they will be informed to come in the next two days. Watching through my window, the outcome is a disappointing lesson that many totally lack this number one virtue call (ENDURANCE). Last job interview only a lady of 25 years with HND cert happened to be the last Man standing. I called her a man, when others are leaving, I saw approach my secretary whom she asked if the director is still in the office, the secretary responded Yes, i saw her sat down, maybe one of her colleague persuaded her to leave this time waster's company, she stucked, I call in the secretary get her phone number sent to me, this is getting to 5.30pm. I called her and said congratulations.
We need persons who are stoic in their disposition, Endurance etched in their body,
Lesson: No matter how slow a local trains runs, wait for it, it must surely come to it's station.

The SECOND best response so far

TGM2015:
How did you leave your initial job?

The woman conclusion about you may not be connected with how you worked with her but how you left the job. You may not have known type of buttons she has been pressing because of you, only for you to tender your resignation. At least, she accommodate your inadequacies while you worked with her without reporting you or recommending that you should be sent back to your outsourced company.

Sometimes we need to reflect on recommendations that people gave on us. The woman comment might just be the best description of who you are as at the period you worked with her, because you are not the only new recruit in the same situation. You might be surprised to know how many people in your situation that the woman has experienced. God may have allow that mistake to happen for you to hear and make amend for possible future better offer coming your way. Don't live in self defense and denied blaming your attitude to work on your situation. Who knows whether that has also been the reason you are yet to get or sustain a good job after you left the initial one.

Now from your narration, you have support from your parent, your colleagues and supervisors and you cannot survive with their supports for a month. And I am sure the support comes more than once until everybody realized that you are just what the woman described you to be and stop giving you support. Secondly, you sometimes absent yourself from work, come to work late, don't meet your target, etc. Seriously, your condition wasn't the cause but your attitude to work. There are thousands of people who are in worst situations than you and survive the one and half months before pay. Moreover, if you have good attitude to work, relate well with people in the branch (operations and marketing staff), and not selective in assigned work, you can't be complaining of lack of support.

Though you might have been a changed person now, but at as that period of time the woman description of you is just the best description of who you are. My brother, think about it and make positive adjustments. May I also tell you never to include her as reference or better exclude that experience from your CV.

I wish you better job and new life to work.

The BEST response so far by a mile

Awoleesu:
My sympathies young man!

I want to tell you where you did go wrong...

1.When quitting a job even under the worst circumstances, be thankful to the organization. Say something good about them in your resignation.

2. You should always warm yourself to the hearts of your bosses, especially those who have shown you some kindness (no matter how trivial)... That manager who did part with some "stipends" for you must have expected much from you - perseverance, smartness and a sense of gratitude. You disappointed her!

3. There are 'Boardroom' ethics... You don't talk about personal problems in a forum where organizational goals are the focus...

4. I'm glad you are intelligent enough to pick some lessons from your experience... We learn everyday!

My advice, please go to that erstwhile manager, apologize for your inexperienced attitude and convince her (without asking for any assistance) that you've learned and improved since then... Who knows, she might make you an offer.

Above all, our world is a topography of unlocking connections so don't burn bridges!

This is the result of having the ability to write but rejecting the ability to read and comprehend.

Countless lives have been lost due to crashes on the hill and this is your response.

Shame

rusher14:
The question is, was it necessary for the hill to be levelled?

Could some other route not have been made?

Well, if the residents are happy with it...

The constitution recognises a Nigerian (amongst other things) as anyone who has a Nigerian parent.

He most likely has two.

So your opinion is irrelevant as it isn't backed by law

anonymous96:
" Nigerians" .
A tag we give every Foreigner with Nigerian Heritage..
I am pretty sure he doesn't consider himself Nigerian...
And just considers himself a first generation American with Nigerian parents...

The term Nigerian refers to a citizenship-based civic nationality..
Don't let that stop y'all tho..Keep tagging them

There isn't going to be any real election in 2023 as Buhari is returning for his 3rd Term.

His opponent will be some political lightweight

That's why he has placed his stooges as Senate President and Speaker.

Jobac:
INEC has not committed any crime or electoral malpractices by testing the server in 2018, but as far as 2019 elections are concerned, there is no server any where either software server or hardware server. That is final...no case everybody should get set for 2023 election.

Already missing Ambode.

He wasn't about extorting Lagosians.

God bless you Ambode

You are boring

Zoharariel:
Laila ila lahu, Yahweh & Jesus ra su li lahi - Look at how frosh & flawless his children & wife look - while the rest of you gullible sheeples who fund this fraudulent G. O's lifestyle through Tithing & Seed offerings are looking tattered & wretched.

Look, these people deceived your ancestors & milked them dry, don't let them keep deceiving you. Break away from that chain.

If you have to give any god your Tithe & Seed offerings, ask these MOGs to atleast show you the picture of the god.

Lollz.

"In the interest of Nigeria"

That you have chosen to worship a human being is your choice.

Most of us aren't into all that.

And by the way, let's see the link where Buhari made such a statement...

Or perhaps you were the only one there when he made it?

seunmsg:
Folks like you are poor students of history and it is our responsibility to continue to educate you. After the annulment in 1993, General Buhari was among the very few northern elites that spoke out against the annulment. He issued a statement that was widely publicized then calling on IBB to complete the announcement of the result and hand over to the winner.

That he later served as the chairman of PTF in the interest of Nigeria doesn’t invalidate the fact that he spoke against the annulment of MKO’s election.

If one could count the number of luxury cars this fellow claims he has bought it should be over 30.

If its true he actually bought them I suspect he returns them shortly after taking these snaps

FFK says that the North has its way because the South is divided.

Some idiots from the South blast him and then go ahead to immediately insult other regions within the South.

How daft can one be!

Their statements are enough proof that he hit the nail in the head

.... Just imagine, and some people say Trump is a wicked man

ovieigho:
Think USA
Seek assylum asap
As per your kids their basic education for now will be secured!!

Such absurd logic.

I can imagine how people will look at you whenever you make suggestions or a presentation.

ChidimmaMaduegwu:
If most are true, then the rest are lies. Therefore the part concerning Tinubu is also false.

You must be a woman

tolakush92:
We Don hear you
It's none of our biz

The deceptive Muslim strikes again.

Pls go through all his past posts.

Fooling gullible Christians since 2015

GoTV:
As a born again Christian who is meant to speak the truth at all times, i commend governor El-rufai for his bold move on regulating religion. Christianity especially needs serious regulations from authorities nationwide.

In every street of the federation especially in the south, there are minimum of 5 churches per street yet our ways and morals are steadily declining. We are a bunch of religious bigot but UnGodly people. Many fake pastors are springing up daily giving fake prophecies and commercializing the gospel of our lord Jesus. The principles of true Christianity has been bastardized by the money conscious hawks parading as pastors.

All they preach is money and prosperity, the teaching of love, tolerance and soul winning has been abandoned for commercial Christianity, Yet we wonder why our society is morally bankrupt. We Christians are not tolerant of other religion. We forget Nigeria is a secular state and the Nigerian constitution allows for freedom of worship. Any seperate beliefs from ours is considered evil and our intolerance is likely to spring up religious crisis if not checked by the government.

Our extremist views are the reasons why a pastor will just wake up and set fire on a traditional worshippers shrine because he considers the shrine as Evil yet we hypocritically condemn such if a church is attacked by non Christians. What happens to the concept of live and let live? Why can't we Christians mind our business for Christ sake? Why do we threaten any one with a contrary view and belief with Hell fire and destruction?

An Ogun, IFA, Sango or other forms of traditional worship is automatically hated and labeled Evil spirit by we Christians yet we pretend to preach love and tolerance. The bible admonishes us to love our neighbors as ourselves but all we do is pray for the destruction of contrary views and beliefs shouting Fire fire fire up and down. What is the definition of religious extremist? Look in the mirror my fellow Christian brothers.

We are a selfish bunch who doesn't care about the convenience and health of our neighbors as long as we worship in noise pollution. How do you explain blaring loud speakers in the middle of the night in the name of night vigil when others are sleeping after a long day's work? Must everybody be a Christian? Why can't we look inward and be considerate for Christ sake and stop the massive noise pollution associated with our mode of worship in this part of the world? Why do we portray God as a deaf and dumb who must be shouted at before our prayers are answered? Can't we worship and pray in minimal noise or perhaps silence?

We Christians need a massive reorientation to restore sanity because our present ways and values is not Christ like. I hope the Federal government and other states emulate kaduna state government and pass laws to regulate religious rascality in churches and mosques. Enough is enough

Still discussing what they paln to do while 4yrs have passed

How can you wonder such a thing?

A man that was admitted to the army on the basis of a recommendation by his school principal and not his waec scores.

A man without any form of academic or cerebral achievement.

A man who overthrew a democratically elected government.

And so many others.

How can you wonder how he became a general.

He is a fulani is the answer.

A man who places Sharia Law above the constitution.

IITTA50:
I wonder how buhari become a general. he should remember he is the chief commander of the armed forces, he should give tactical advice and end all this killings. Nt sitting in aso rock to condem

It's so amazing that people will make bold comments on matters they haven't the faintest notion about.

Only a feminist or a person that hasn't lived in the West can open their mouth and say there is equality in how the Western courts treat men and women in marriage matters.

I won't even bother to add links as some people will never accept that on a particular topic they know nothing like John Snow

Biglittlelois:
At your first comment, so all of a sudden both gender can dump each other, pray tell, give a scenerio or an example where a wife drove her husband out of the house to go leave with his parents in Nigeria.

At second comment, do you know what a cage means, it is when one is trapped in something and can't come out no matter what, In marriages you can come out of it e.g divorce, the only thing in the western world is you have to pay child support if kids are involved and FYI that law doesn't apply to only females, there are instances where the husband wins having the kids and the wife get to pay for child support, there is very much equality there.

For you to miss the sarcasm of that picture is proof that you will miss an elephant right infront of your nose.

frowland:
Abraham Lincoln did not live during the internet age to have made that quote. So you my friend is an idi0t.

In this life there will always be people who are consumed with jealousy whenever they hear of someone possessed with exceptional ability or success.

This slave did not have access to NASA labs or the like so how else could he have shown his ability outside of what he did back then.

Darivie04:
Doing speedy calculations does not make you a mathematician or math genius.

This is one of the biggest misconceptions people have about being good at math, that it’s all mental computation and scary fast power in calculations. No offense, but simply being fast at numerical calculations has nothing to do with being good at maths- it’s a mechanical trait that can be sharpened with continued practice.

Being a math genius is more about creativity and being able to notice and exploit patterns that nobody had ever noticed or thought of before.

In all things his skills mean he probably has a good short term memory and makes him more of a human calculator.

So unfortunate that some animals in human skin are revealing their low level of development.

What's even worse is that some of them would have done more than this for their team if only they could afford it. Bloody hypocrites

Perhaps they are angry that he was not caught with a babe from the choir. Celebrating a win that has been well over in decade in the making with fellow Liverpool fans is now a sin.

Pls if there is anything you owe your children, it is exposure so they don't disgrace themselves when they grow up.

Is it those that protested against Jonathan that were not paid?

With a partial exception of the Occupy Lagos protest, everybody that protested against him throughout his tenure was sponsored by Tinubu.

WiLdFLame:
Lols
Paid protesters ..why are they covering their faces with placards now..���