₦airaland Forum

English can be tough to comprehend.

Apostle Paul did not say Follow Your Priest because he cannot vouch for ALL priests.

He said "Follow Me"

motif8:
Have you read "follow me as I follow Christ?

So, instead we should vote for you u abi?

Ok which party are you contesting for Presidency?

Dirpetaner:
Please do not vote Peter Obi....I just have this belief Peter Obi is not the right person. He is only using the weaknesses of the two candidates to campaign. The same trait Buhari used to topple the Goodluck Jonathan regime. I am sure this Obi cannot do better than Jonathan. Please youth be guided..... Tinubu is old and Atiku is a thief... It doesn't make Peter Obi any better than the two of them...

"Buhari is the Messiah" is the 1 out of 10 that failed, I guess.

SmartPolician:
Oh, Fr. Mbaka had promised that he would outline the new modus operandi after the Holy Communion, but I left after receiving the Holy Communion. I didn't see this coming.

Replacing Father Mbaka will be hard because people have grown to love him. This will be a hard nut for Bishop Onaga to crack.

By the way, Fr. Mbaka already has a prophecy for this election and promised to reveal it when the time is ripe. Nine times out of ten, his prophecies always come true.

Politically funded Rally will always be of lower quality than the one where people funded themselves.

Because those who need to be given food and t-shirts or those who come out to prevent retribution on their shops in the market are normally of a lower class than those who cannot be bought with change

Obidients joyfully funded themselves while this was funded by wealth stolen from the people

Lollz.

12 millionaires created in a country with a population of 200m which is also the country currently with the highest number of Extremely Poor People.

It will take 16m years for everyone to get their own millions from the show.

And that's based on no population increase.

So what value is it adding, really?

meobizy:
Another season dusted. Over twelve millionaires created. Nairalanders living in rat-infested homes while praying to catch snakes for protein supplementation will still question the point of the show. Them use poverty swear for una lineage.

PH again

That beautiful lady who committed suicide a few years back and left her son behind was a PH resident.

Seems there is something there attacking beautiful single ladies and stealing their joy.

This is how you identify an insane person who is an Tinubu supporter.

Tell him that PHCN pole fell on your street in Idimu and he will say it's the bastard ipob that are working against Tinubu.

Waste of brain cells.

They all deserve lobotomy

Tinubuwins2023e:
Watch how ipob bastard miscreants masturbate here.
The way this foolish people take hate Tinubu, I'm just wondering how they will survive the 8 years presidency of Asiwaju

Stupid response from a supporter of evil

Did she tell you her husband did anything?

So A woman that can confess such evil that she did will keep quiet about the evil done to her to warrant it?

Mtscheww

Psych412:
6he man might have done something to the woman....an issue that will make the woman do such evil

Reno worked for Jonathan and look at what happened?

He has no idea how to run a political campaign

Nwodosis:
Is this how to campaign for Atiku, you better work harder before they will remove the meal that they are giving you from your mouth.

This is the attitude that BAT is counting on.

Over confidence.

While we are marching in the day, BATS are operating at night.

Make sure you put in the work to turn these rallies into votes on that Day

Kingozymandias:
I say it again. The elections is won already. inec shouldn't waste scarce resources on any election.

Obi has won it already

This looks like a registry wedding and not wedding ceremony per se

The stupidity of these APC urchins is legendary.

Go and look at this dummy's previous posts.

He can't even post 4 times without insulting Peter Obi.

Yet the baggage is pretending to be neutral.

Instead of him to come out and confess where he belongs, he is deceiving himself.

Mtscheww

Okoroawusa:
The best decision I have taken in my life is being an Atheist.

You Christians and Muslims can go ahead and kill yourselves.

I am voting Bola Ahmed Tinubu in February 2023

What a watery statement.

Sometimes we should keep mum rather than say things that make us sound dumb

emmyw:
I Just Hope The Right Candidate Delivers.

So many "ifs" here.

Not sure what you are trying to prove by reaching so far out but it's a normal and sensible assumption that he wasn't talking about the type of relationship you defined.

If someone chats with you once or twice a year already it's a bit daft to "test" them for six weeks.

It's rather obvious he was referring to people he chatted with regularly

pocohantas:
If you two are not in a relationship, I don’t see any reason she should be calling you or even billing you.

If you two are close friends that built a connection maybe from school or work that spanned years, then once in a while, talk go come. In the absence of that, I do not see the need to be calling men about. It is not like she is a customer support officer.

Love your plans but a white wedding BEFORE the trad.

That's weird for all involved.

Why not reverse it?

Godoverevery:
It depends on how you want it.

Have told my parent and fiancée my budget for my wedding is 1.5 million if anyone isn't ok with what I present feel free not to attend.

My plan is too have my white and traditional wedding on the same day.

A nice venue of of 300k will used for both ......in the morning a pastor will conduct the white wedding ceremony with few people from both family.

From 1pm the traditional wedding and reception will hold at the same time.

Break down of my budget.
Venue 300k
Food and drinks 500k
Decoration etc 200
Photo and video 200k
Unforseen expenses 200k

I no my parent will want something bigger but any money they drop won't be spent on my wedding.
The clothes will be using is not an issh.

I could easily have a wedding of 3million budget with few support from my sibling and parent but nah.

Left to me I won't even have any wedding ceremony..

You wan start now.

When bullets start flying you will run. Lollzz

masterfactor:
God bless the west coast, f**ck the east coast

Why are you scared to mention your candidate in a anonymous forum?

Will someone beat you or what?

If Tinubu urchins are canvassing him without shame can't you stand up and sell your candidate

kushma:
They are spending that much on refineries without showing anything for it. This money is just entering someone’s pocket. Corruption in Nigeria is deep all thanks to president fighting against it. 2023 we have the chance to change these, hope we will do the needful for a better future.

You assume he has PR

How do you know he wasn't visiting, planning to overstay?

ednut1:
Canada take at least 6 months to 2 years to process deportation orders. This story is fake

Your assertion is completely untrue.

:That a woman can ONLY get pregnant for 24hrs each month.

Sperm can last up to 5 days in a woman and a woman is most likely to take in on ovulation day or 5 days before if sperm comes in.

That gives 6 days every month that a woman can get pregnant.

I have to wonder what type of doctor you are??

Odoctor:
It is a mere chance. In a whole month, you can only get pregnant in ovulation. The egg once ovulated lasts a maximum of 24hrs. If there was no sex then, you can't get pregnant. So out of the 30days in a month, you stand a chance of getting pregnant in a particular "24hrs" , just 1day. If you miss the golden 24hrs, no more pregnancy for that month.

So the chances of getting pregnant is quite low. You need to be having intercourse almost every Day to get pregnant.
So if you are having sex outside the golden "24hrs" and swallowing Beecham, it is a as good as nothing because you won't still be pregnant without taking it.

Pls don't mistake "chance" as efficacy. Beecham does not prevent pregnancy. It's a mere coincidence that you are considering as efficacy.

Thank you

One who lives in a glass House does not throw stones.

I really do not care what any individual PO supporter does. There are millions of us and PO will not be responsible for every action by his supporters.

What I care about is what the candidate himself does...

And Tinubu has shown us how depraved he is by organising fake bishops twice in a row.

Tinubu will not win

It's too late.

You can't claim Vote Wisely

It's a tagline that clearly belongs to Peter Obi

I know you people are associated with thievery but don't attempt to steal this also

Emilokan is associated with Tinubu.

Carry that Proudly

apache22b:
Any sane Nigerian that will vote for Peter Obi is an enemy of this Country.

Peter Obi and his useless Obidient's urchins are even worse than Mc Oluomo and the wrath of the Agbero's we are experiencing here in Lagos.

A vote for Peter Obi means more Hardship, Suffering, Hunger, Depression, Killings and insecurity in Nigeria.

Peter Obi has absolutely nothing to offer except his usual Lies like the useless[b] Lai Muhammed[/b] .

We need both financial and economic growth in our Country right now and Bola Ahmed Tinubu is the best candidate for this Job.

A vote for Bola Ahmed Tinubu means Steady electricity, better education for our youths and automatic employments for our graduates, better welfare and at least our naira will regain it's strength back to 1naira per 1dollar .

Only Tinubu can make this happen not Peter Obi and his good for nothing Obidient's urchins.

Vote Wisely my brothers and sisters.

Sleeping with a widow is spiritually the same as sleeping with a single girl. It's called fornication.
.the death of her husband concluded her marriage so it's not adultery

A tree does not make a forest.

Dumb generalisations are irritating.

The guy doesn't have money and that is the ONLY reason she has placed her job over him.

If he was Don Jazzy would she do same?

Mtscheww

Persephone1:
Now that Nigerian ladies are prioritizing their jobs over meaningless relationships , i hope you all will take a break from calling them all derogatory names and adjust to the new norm too.

If we look well now, nah unsatisfied konji dey make this one sad ooo

This man almost broke my ribcage with laughter.

Kollins11:
When will these stupid SIMPle guys learn that women are not worth the stress especially naija women. Acting like a fool around them will end in premium tears

The best way to propose to a woman is to get her pregnant, and allow her and her parents to decide wether she will marry you or not. Infact she will come begging you to put a ring on her finger. But these foolish boys will not listen.

I can't even imagine myself begging a useless biitches with over 100 body cunt to marry me. May Ogun and Amadioha kill me if I ever try this nonsense.

Your response has shown that you are a functional illiterate(Google it).

That statement you are attributing to the writer is very clearly identified as a quote of a female Professor.

If your comprehension skills are so low, shouldn't you be attending adult education classes instead of commenting on issues that are beyond your reading and comprehension abilities??

Tinubuwins2023e:
I don't know why everyone that supports Obituary are just plain foolish and liars. See the kind of rubbish this animal wrote just to Market his Obituary and discredit our incoming president Bola Ahmed Tinubu. Can you imagine this fool saying Peter Obi got what he got not because he isn't intelligent but because he found himself in the wrong department. So we can say therefore that all students that had a pass, third class or failed at the undergraduate level did so because they were not in the right department that would make them excel.
The writer of this rubbish is as foolish as Obituary that he supports. Ewu

Tinubu's scandals are many.

He is using the name of the daughter of the woman who raised him.

His true age is unknown.

Nobody in Nigeria has come out to claim he went to primary or secondary school with him. Nobody

He is claiming a state he does not come from.

He was indicted in US for money laundering and only escaped jail by plea bargain. It's likely he ratted out his friends who were the main drug dealers.

He sidelined Lagos State Tax authority and set up a company to domicile the tax. You should ask whether Lagos state does not know how to domicile tax payments since it was created?

Tinubu is the most corrupt entity in Nigeria

And he will not be our next President.

lhordspy:
Wike vs Atiku/Ayu

Obi vs fake certificate


When God choose you, all the jericho wall of your enemies shall fall without even drawing a sword.

Can we now all agree that Tinubu is finally here. Maybe we should just tell INEC we dont want an election anymore. We already have a winner.

Cheers, jagaban.
Incoming 16th president of Nigeria

Buhari is incapable of understanding what is being discussed there.

All he will do is nod his head like agama lizard.

Lollz

The Nation

Tinubu's newspaper is where I will go to draw perspectives on a PDP matter.

Lollz.

Too many stupid people on Nairaland

A weak thread with just 600 views has risen to FP?

And someone believes that Seun doesn't have personal interest in 2023.

Indeed Nairaland is a tool handed over to APC to use as they see fit

In the history of Nigeria, nobody has ever spent what Tinubu spent to win a primary.

He didnt win because he was strong. He won because he outspent every other candidate.

LegendHero:
I commend specifically the Northern APC governor for agreeing to concede to the South.

However, if Asiwaju is not very strong as a politician, Lawan could have still had his way with the last minute abradacabra by the party chairman.

The lesson I learnt is that, even to get your right, you must be very strong. Be very strong like Asiwaju and you can easily say emilokan and have your way with the people that owe you a favor.

Hilariously, you also are generalising.

If nigerian nurses are hot cakes for marriage for doctors where you reside...

Not so in Nigeria.

Nigerian Nurses ARE DEFINITELY NOT HOT CAKES FOR MARRIAGE IN THE EYES OF NIGERIAN DRS.

So don't take what happens in your country of residency and apply it globally.

TONYE001:
Can't remember when last I saw so much generalizations in one post!

I know of many docs that are married to nurses. In fact, nurses are HOT CAKES for docs.

I know of many EXCELLENT nurses. My wife's roommate, for example, is a Nigerian-trained nurse with a heart of gold.

Please, let's stop hasty generalizations.

I am from Rivers.

We hate APC with passion.

You can't get 25% there.

Magnus Abe and Amaechi have done their best and it has yielded little to change the minds of the people.

The Rivers APC legislators in Abuja all defected from PDP for their personal interest.

The people are going to quit them next year

LegendHero:
Wike my man. After Asiwaju, Wike is the next Southern politician I will always give my respect.

Rejecting Senatorial ticket do not necessarily mean rejecting Asiwaju. The only alternative Wike can support if he is not supporting Atiku is Tinubu because he stand to gain more from a Tinubu in power than anybody else aside Atiku.

I also like how he made reference to Tinubu being the last man standing who survived the storm during his discussion with Rivers PDP Excos yesterday. Right from time, Wike has always respected Tinubu and I am pretty sure he will give the needed tactical support.

Asiwaju do not need to win Rivers. Far far from it, what we need is to make sure we get the minimum 25% and that PDP will not be able to get bloc votes. Rivers & Delta are very important to PDP in the South. Take those bloc vote from those states away and PDP will collapse.