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You must be a teenager with your last statement.

Vibrator was invented in 1880

Before your great-grandmother was born.

Have women stopped needing men for sex since then?


Mtscheww

Ilekokonit:
Some women now wear remote controlled vibrating panties

The remote controlled vibrating pant costs £77 and has a built in bullet and a potent motor such that when the woman presses the remote's JOLT! Lightning button, it delivers to them 5 seconds of jolting vibration that courses through their body and in some cases they may even fall off their chair.

And someone said women still need men for sex.


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A drug pusher won't be the President of Nigeria.

It would benefit you personally if that happens.

That's why you are so desperate to see it come to pass

But God has better plans for Nigeria than permit such a stain on our national consciousness

omenka:
And the Obi you're trying to force down the throats of gullible Nigerians agreed to be his running mate in the last election, and you people supported the same man you vilify today with all your might.

You Igbos are something else. You always see all the faults in others while acknowledging none of yours. Pathetic.

When you say that the bike should come back what you are saying is that the Northern bike soldiers should return and set more southerners ablaze.

So let me ask you.

If the guy that was burnt alive in Lekki by those barbarians was your kid brother...

Would you say that bikes should come back??

Faiththatworks:
I usually go to lagos mainland occasionally and I must say last weekend was very Horrible.
U dare not go to that part of Lagos without your car.
The number of people on the road waiting for buses on Saturday was frightening,I haven't trekked in a very long time but i had to trek from isolo to jakande gate after waiting for more than 90 mins without a car or bike in sight.
I met people trekking all the way from Cele express to Jakande gate.
Although I'm a fierce advocate of banning Okoda In Lagos State,but the number of okodas that were removed from the road have caused a gap that can't be filled by the tricycles,mini buses and the other buses.
Government should please either allow the motorcycle get back on the road or deploy more buses to fill this gap.
The people around there are really suffering.
God bless Nigeria.

Hahahahahaha.

These APC miscreants are so daft.

Do you think that we have forgotten the lies you told against Jonathan from 2014?

We have your time now. We will match you this next election.

Stupid fools. The lot of you.

lhordspy:
Is he there to defraud the woman of her dollars too. All in the name of fund mobilisation. What happened to the $150m you cunningly obtained few days ago. ?

Pandora happened to it right?

Madam okonjo iweala, please stay a little far from that man,Peter.....make your purse no miss, vanish, Evaporate, disengage, dissapear (any word sha that can best describe criminally minded pandora looter)


Yoruba call it - bi Afowora bi ole.


He has an history in Lying alot after commiting a Scam.

The report ONLY said he was arrested. The report did not say he was killed by Nigerian govt.

So if you agree with the report that he was arrested why are you barking like a mad dog?

APC turns people's brains to mush

madridguy:
Go and verify the whole news!

He has since been released!

The love of bad news is something else in this country!

You are not the only one that has noticed.

Kobo is not mentally or emotionally balanced

There are many of such moving about unbeknownst to us who are sane

ThierryJay:
Your comments are always out of touch with reality. Who told you it is very common for Nigerian male students to make persistent advances to their female supervisors? That you are a feminist should not automatically render your comments asinine. We have sensible feminists on this forum but sadly you dont appear to be one of them.

Making insinuations confidently based on inaccuracies is a sign of unintelligence.

Nigerians have returned 10X of that amount

That you don't believe that there are some people that will return money regardless of the amount tells us a lot about the environment you grew up in.

It must have been Dog eat dog childhood where anything goes.

Don't judge the world by your own little knowledge of it

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar
Good though

But nobody should heap praises on her too much

Probably she big pass that money at this point in time

That 3000 dolls is insignificant to her life at that moment


Your boyfriend is not a real niggar
One thing about me I don't pretend....assuming say na better money that woman for bring am come out....

Anyway, show that huzzle some respect....don't call it yahoo...simply say keyboarding and bombing or working boys

Be careful of that chronic bitterness inside you.

It eats people up.

lhordspy:
All for clout and fake publicity.



You cant fool us with your script and scenes. We are not gullible.



If peter comes a distant fourth in next year election, have you ever imagine what will become of this people that are been use as tools for cheap propaganda.

Your guess is as correct as mine. They will all be as insignificant as "p" in psychology.

So Tinubu is Tiv or what?

Mtscheww

ishowdotgmail:
Yoruba people don't take what doesn't belong to them

And you left for a party that not only did not pick an Igbo man but ignored all Christians in the country.

Loll. Dumbo

Two of your cougars are dead.

A lot is going through my head

omale88:
run a biorythm compatibility test you may figure out where the problem is with her,not everything is spiritual,it's about compatibility,I've been with selfish women,too it could be a problem of intuition.my first cougar was 45 I was 24,the second was 43,the two died the last one is still alive but we've grown apart,I have never had problems with these women tho until death took them from me,I am 34 now,the last lady I broke up with lied to me and wasted my time,she was not serious but showed so much affection,she was the selfish one omongst them

Don't mind the buffoon.

He is a bloody tribalist

mrvitalis:
He is not Igbo sir

Are you really so stiff and rigid mentally?

So you can't understand that he is referring to the miraculous.

Shame

ljoh:
Lie does exist and my God can not lie

You will call Peter Obi Mr. President before you die

etrouble:
We will deal with these Obituarists. This was how they started in 1967, at the end of the Christmas Party, three million of them have been sacrificed to the gods. I thought by now they would have learnt, but unfortunately, they will never learn. This Hundeyin who is Egun and of Benin Republic origin is helping Igbos to set themselves on Fire, the result will be Sorrow, Tears and Blood. Then, they will turn around to shout Genocide, don't start what you cannot complete.

If they cry so will you because 30k stipend has lost much value under this regime.

But you can switch allegiance from APC but unless you have access to PDP contracts things may get worse for you as APC has already lost due to Muslim Muslim ticket

DEROX:
No matter what happens i just want to see either PDP or APC win so i can witness the wailings of the Obi supporters in 2023
I really cant wait for it

Baba try and comprehend the story. He had sex 2yrs ago not 2 months. So what is the essence of repeating the test every month?

After 2 yrs will the virus still be hiding somewhere?

Kenmatt:
You have to do it again after two weeks, then after a month, then after two months.

Before you will eventually get sure that you are negative no HIV.

APC has lost 97% of the Christian vote (but don't know it yet) so don't bother with a false permutation.

It's either PDP or Labour

IgOga:
Babachir

Take it easy baba I know it's painful to be overlooked when you are the one that picked the presidential form for Tinubu......

Personally I don't really trust Babachir...I remember seeing Babachir on TV when Tinubu lost it with Emilokan O lule, Osunkun lori telifishion

Babachir was condemning Tinubu then saying Tinubu's language was unfortunate....wrong...etc. Then I saw Shettima and Ganduje on TV defending Tinubu's utterances and playing it down...that day I said either Ganduje or Shetimma will be Tinubu's VP. Babachir lost at the auditioning...he showed his hands as a disloyal aide.....and now he keeps burying himself......if APC wins the presidential election Babachir will be even rendered more irrelevant

So 200m people should wake up and leave to where?

Which country will absorb 200m people?

Spread Nigerians among 10 countries sef and we are still too many for any one country

This one is on strong weed and has become delusional

Izebrain:
Labour Party, Pdp, apc, Igboho, Nnamdi Kanu, are still the same people playing you guys like chess , Nigerians wake up and leave that shit hole

He is 76

She is 54

You are Lazy

cos it took me less than 3mins to find that out

Therefore all you wrote is balderdash

Blessedmercy8:
It's high time men start taking skincare routine seriously. I mean... See the aging difference between the man and his wife. This man aged really quickly and I don't want to believe the age gap between them is that much.
A simple skincare regimen would have prevented this.

Any woman would quickly loose interest in her man if he's looking old like her dad. I want to believe his looks is one of the CAUSES of her divorcing him but she won't say it.

This might sound dumb but only to the dumb ones who will quote me to say trash.

This is a stupid statement.

This sleeping at airports and not caring about athletes welfare has been happening for decades.

Nothing to do with sexism of any kind

You must be a kid

saphiere:
This nonsense happened because the victims involved are females.

Bros. It's consumption to production

havenz:
Come 2023 is either I vote YOUTH or I remain MUTE.

VOTE PETER OBI
VOTE PRODUCTION TO CONSUMPTION.

After you helped elect the most incompetent leader Nigeria has ever had by your litany of lies against Jonathan.

Jonathan was definitely flawed but he was nowhere near the level of incompetence that Buhari has displayed these 7yrs

Chimamanda hit the nail on the head when she said Nigeria lacks heroes.

Sanusi used CBN money to buy Emirship just like 419 kingpins used people's money to buy chieftaincy titles

It's always easy to identify APC urchi.ns by the gargantuan lies they tell.

Lie Mohammed will forever go down as the greatest liar to ever hold the position of Minister of Information in Nigerian.

And this moh247 moniker is learning from his mentor as he lies 24/7.

Now he claims Tinubu went to prison for democracy.

Pls help me ask him which prison he went to and how long was he there?

Bloody Pathological Liar

We know he escaped prison in US for money laundering drug money by making a plea bargain but we don't know this prison that this moh claims he went to for the sake of our democracy.

Thank God APC in Aso Rock ends when the failure Buhari leaves next year.

Nigeria needs to rebuild

Moh247:



Ibos and antagonism and undue criticism

Tinubu and Obasanjo both went to prison for this democracy we enjoy, they have lifted many people of all tribe to prominence yet you don't want to celebrate them because they are Yorubas like you vilify MKO and Awolowo yet their selfless legacy is everywhere

Awolowo and Yorubas built University of Ibadan with cocoa money where aunty Chimamanda Adichie attended, even Okonjo iweala and many prominent Ibos,. In this same Ibadan they call brown roof... Yet to appreciate greatness is difficult to them

.

When you care about nothing beyond what directly concerns you then you have lost a portion of your humanity.

There are people who will NEVER visit Africa in their lives and have no ties here but their money visits Africa every month to ensure that some village somewhere gets pipe borne water.

Yet these people have worries of their own and there are problems in their environment that the govt is not attending to.

superCleanworks:
so what?
you want us to care about someone getting the utmost care in the hospital over there in SA? NO I DON'T CARE.
many families paying selling lands and taking loans to pay millions to kidnappers plus all the loved ones still in the bush just because they entered a train they paid for (over 4 months in the bush) and you want us to care about this? furrrrck off

My God, this is a Mighty Uppercut.

It is a Fatality.

Wike has obeyed that cry of "Finish Him"

Only legends will understand me

This post was liked by 5 Tinubu urchi,ns using 63 monikers in total.

apache22b:
If Tinubu was as bad as the Obidient's urchins claims he is, Wike will not be in London working with him. Think about it. You think a whole Wike doesn't know what is good for Nigeria ?

Nigeria and Nigerians knows what's good for them, that's why they are rejecting Peter Obi and his Obidient urchins with all their strength.

If we miss Tinubu that means we have completely lost it in Nigeria.

Bola Ahmed Tinubu will be the end of ASUU strike .

My fellow youths and Nigerian students be wise, let's get it right this time .

Tinubu is the only answer to all our troubles in this country.

Peter Obi and his Obidient urchins are all pathological liars, even Lai Muhammed will be a child's play where Peter Obi is .

If you were up to 30yrs old you would have known that 17 yr old girls have been in romantic relationships for generations

Mercury12:
Lazy and frustrated xenophobic set of men. All they do is whine all day and take their frustration out on their women and Nigerians
That aside I don't know what a 17 years old is doing in a romantic relationship.
I guess the world has change

Your never married aunties will tell you how they did same if you ask them

Blessedmercy8:
Lol.. it happens.

The way all these small boys are growing faster than their age, hm. That is why the first thing I ask is their age. Once I hear it's below mine, I just look for one thing to discharge or discourage them. No time to waste.

Keep on throwing mud.

While the shit on your Principal is stinking up the whole country. Lollz.

If you had brains you would have been busy wiping the shit off your Principal.

Make sure you use soap

Throwback:
So Peter Obi is still stuck in this stage of the outreach?

If I was in the crowd, I will ask him questions about his statement made at the NBA conference yesterday.



If not connection, how did you become Labour Party presidential candidate without even a 1month membership of the long existing party?

Was it your entitlement to be a Presidential candidate that you could not accept defeat in PDP, so you ran out at the 11th hour to go secure it elsewhere without prior work for that party?

If Character is being discussed, would you be remembered positively or negatively as that political prostitute who promised never to leave APGA and that leaving APGA would mean leaving politics?

What is your Capacity with your poor academic record and your inability to grow the economy of Anambra state?

If Commitment was paramount, would you depart APGA and also depart PDP that gave you a national platform in 2019?

Rather than clap for a liar and desperate politician, ask him questions and see how he will begin to slow down on the fancy talk that is belied by his own contrary actions.

So Mr Peter Obi, the 2023 election is going to be about the things you say it shouldn't be about, and you are most guilty of it being so because you are the epitome of tribe, religion, connection, and entitlement?

You are the Igbo candidate who must never be campaigned against by other Igbo politicians, you are the religious crusader that has attended all the Churches you never attended even as a Governor, your Labour Party ticket is borne out of connection and entitlement.

Sir, you are a patholigical liar and hypocrite.

Shior!

Ishilove:
Well, what can I say? In heaven everyone dey wear white robes so we will not know who has flabs or fab abs

They have started the lies again.

Chaii. APC

The commissioner of gutters for Lagos State said this same thing a while back only to be put to shame within days as it was the usual APC lie.