₦airaland Forum

Thryphosa:
I have a friend back then in the Uni, during exams, he watches movies and read at the same time, las las he graduated as the best student in my department. I fear Ogun State people o, they are very intelligent.

yea! back in 2003 or 04 then

a survey was conducted and they discover the most intelligent ppl are from Ogun State

Gracejeri:
The weirdest people I've come across are the non English speaking hausas.. You will explain for them to sew your shoe very well they will end up sewing another thing.... I'm always surprised seeing someone from 12 yes upward that doesn't understand English.. I don't know where they just emanate from.. Ndi afonjas

oh boy, they have destroyed countless shoes in Lagos

they compound the shoes wahala ehn!

joyfullyjoyous:
There was a woman staying close to us. She used to come to my mum's shop when bored. One day my younger brother went to assist her in fixing sequence on materials. Then my mum asked me to go m call him after some time. I entered n saw they were tidying up her apartment. What caught my eye was an old pic that dropped on the floor. When I picked it n saw the picture my head got swollen. It was a picture of the same woman taken decades ago. It was a black and white picture. The woman was well dressed and adorned iin gold jewellery. Though the pic was taken like over thirty years before, the woman didn't look a bit older. Immeriately she saw the picture in my hand,she collected it n didn't utter a word. This was a woman who laid claim to having come different ethnic groups in Nigeria. There's no dialect she could not speak. When sdjef today she would say she's from Edo,another day she will say she's Yoruba.
One day her apartment got flooded and she came to sleep in our sitting room In the midnight when I wanted to go ease myself I saw her wrapped like a corpse sitted on the chair. I almost fainted.
A widower on the street saw n took her in. She gave birth to a baby boy but was sent packing when the husband discovered she had no single family member that identified with her . At a stage she begged my mum to claim they are related but she didn't oblige. God knows where she is now.
It's really weird.

roaming spirits

ioreth69:
wow

during my uni days and up till now I can't read long text for understanding

but I only flip and scan but ask me wat is inside the book I will rewrite and add explanation

it's a gift from God; quick understanding

but the adverse is if we read text books for long... boy!!! whoozy whoozzy!!! and buzzing in d brain and blurry vision

this is my live exp not them say.

Notyamate:
Ok let me go first.

There was this girl in my class during my predegree days. Anytime she's watching a movie she always mute the sound even when she's watching movies without subtitles. I asked her how she understands what the movie is about and she said she understands by their gesture/body language.

There was this other girl in my hostel with asthma. It's like she's got a death wish or something. The girl is always looking for what will trigger her. Na she go wan sweep the dusty surroundings, na she go wan fry plantain with red oil. One day she had an attack and we searched her bag for her inhaler, it was empty. Come see how we were running helter-skelter to get inhaler for her at 11pm. Thank God one guy got a spare she for die that night.

Over to you.

watching muted movie isn't weird unless u develop it for no reason.

mine in the days of Nightshift DBN and LWT my dad would send us to bed but we ll sneak up to d parlour by 10 - 10 :30 to watch movies, I always understand and would eventually narrate and relive the scenes in school d ffg day with my close pals. we all make it a duty to watch movies at night.

that's where I watch movies like :

the long kiss goodnight
Conair
face off
dusk till Dawn
Vampire,the one that dracular was named Valek
surviving Picasso
horseman on the roof
nowhere to run
the shadow
Blackman
the rock, Nicholas cage
Nico
under siege
the man with the golden gun
Timothy the ancient enemy
alien : the one usher starred in

life was good and simple but now.......chaos!

God help us all

octoberman:
When I was in Junior high school staying with my dad in Akure,we usually go out together, I go out with the house key,my dad doesn't come home until evening.I have come home severally meeting Eko and Akara on the dinning table mysteriously.I did asked him in those occasions whether he came back home, but he always said no!.Till date,we could not explain what and what happened.I had terrible dreams while in that house, the day we left that house those occurrences stopped..Aiye

that's terrible dear me!!! your landlord is the culprit and mostly it's life threatening

I once lived in a house that everything I discuss with my wife in our room, the landlord would somehow bring it up. I smell a rat but one close Alfa revealed wats up

I left the house not quite long but I show d landlord pepper

megareal:
Yeah, I can relate. Mind over matter. You know the funny thing? I was already exercising this when I was little. I knew I had the power to do these things and did them on occasion just to see what will happen. But I remember I really had power over animals and could influence them to do what I wanted.

The truth is as far as I can remember, I was a praying child, and had visions and spiritual encounters before I was 4. If I tell you some things that I experienced, they may sound far fetched. And btw, I'm female not male as some here think.

nobody should get carried away by this dark occultic tosh

the end is madness and they end up destroying their children

queenbetsy:
What's this

oh sorry : check Wikipedia.

they are religious cult group.
soul travel check Wikipedia too

queenbetsy:
What's this

read this novel : House of many Shadows

they will recover insha Allah.

but they should take precautions seriously and not think corona will respect their toga and huge allowances

there ought to be a section for "strange & weird world"

a radio station in enugu Cosmo fm used to do it in my uni days.

queenbetsy:
Are you still friends?

soul travel :Eckankar or roscicrucians

boom99:
....woke up in the morning..suddenly saw my friend sitting like guru maraji. I was shocked to my bones. well, i didnt ask him a thing till date

yoga, n meditation

olodo

a country that gave you education and a better life and future and u still scheming on how to defraud their citizens !!!!

But why are Nigerians inherently wicked?

koffsman:
My own company is a multi national company but they are yet to say a word

if the are, and conscientious they should know it's force majeure and pay you irrespective

xreal:
Why will you bother to stop him?
Now, you are likely to be a COVID-19 patient.


If it were police, the patient would have been shot dead, just to stop him from infecting others.

the use of deadly force won't be authorised cos the disease is not mortal but that officer deserves some praise.

but that's abroad sha

kikero:
Our current federal minister of health is a fellow of the West African college of surgeons, and has a lot of qualifications and degrees in medicine. In addition he got his basic medical degree in a German hospital.He was a surgeon at tertiary level hospitals in Nigeria and Germany for many years.

The Minister of State for health is also by training a medical doctor.

And the reason why things are the way they are is that covid 19 is a new illness. Even developed countries like the US, UK and Italy, where the leaders are not certificate holders, are struggling very well with the illness.

governance is a synergy of expertise and efforts,
we wouldn't be where we are if the interior had taken to advise from health on border closure.

the man is now slaving on matters that could av been avoided

koffsman:
Let them relax it at least they have cash out enough and we sef no expect any help from them we just want to go back to work maybe April half salary will be paid

my employer already envisage the extension, he just said from the start I should expect half salary

so I av cut my coat according to my cloth from the start too

an economy that is facing myriads of problems and challenges solved on day to day basis now accumulates it in one month and one Governor thinks he can solve it.

well he can try because it's a tenure and you have to work all through it, how successful he is dosent matter, there's no basis or need for performance review in governance here, only benefit review

why a central government blindly plunge into an unprepared lockdown base on medical strategy abroad but non existent here still baffles even the whiteman.

Lagos State is full of economic genius, the Governor only coordinates and so should widen the scope of his discourse and with FG.

If I was his SA my priority from the start would be a strategic lockdown not running around with rice and indomie. at this point, the agenda would overwhelmed him and Private and industrial players would inherit additional problems after the lockdown

Marxizm:
You got the picture. Op has entered into the hands of local Yahoo gang.

Op for your information, that girl was not pregnant in the first place. She's on a revenge mission. The format she's using is ''come and marry'' scam. It's a love-scam.

She got her first payment from the money for the abortion. She showed you papers and you just believed she was pregnant. You didn't take her for a confirmtion test? The pregnancy was a fabrication.

Stage 2: ''the Native doctor and the dad'' is the same person. Most probably her boyfriend. Yes, quite sure. She brought native doctor and curse from pregnancy to make you feel guilty and then put fear in you.

She has succeeded. You're weak and venerable ready to do whatever you're told do. That's how it works.

When you pay her own ''cleansing money'',then you enter stage 3.

Stage 3: the ''dad and the native doctor'' who is actually her boyfriend will tell you to come for your cleansing and that you can only get solution if it done the same place your girl did hers. You will surely agree because you're already ''charmed''.

So, they will continue to milk you like cash cow till you either kill yourself or you get sense.

Solution: delete her number from your phone and don't pick her calls. Or, tell her that you have a powerful man of God that can deliver both of you without collecting money. Don't allow her to lead you. Take the lead instead.

You might receive a call from the ''dad and native doctor'', threatening your life, Just tell them you will handle it yourself. If they pester you, tell them they're scammers and should Bleep off.

Once you do that, they'll know that game over.

thank you bro.... I even wanto have that girl details make I deal with am.

scammers....
her game is over since this guy has open up

SmilingScorpion:


Just look at a Dummy spit fellow who looks hungry is calling another poor in brain and pocket. Wake up to reality.

lighten up!!! u av spent too much time boxing d air

irunoko:
enle o broda ode,broda oponu,broda alayini,broda apoda,broda morning newspaper totifaya,broda oloko low sperm count

oh!

overaged woman exposing herself unduly.

abeg go discuss your issues with ur folks, the pandemic is not a blessing.

i pulled this from BBC

WHY LOCKDOWN MAY NOT WORK IN AFRICA

China, Europe and North America all adopted much the same epidemic control policy: lockdown.

African governments followed suit, but in general lockdowns may be simply unworkable in the continent. Only a few African countries, such as Rwanda and South Africa, have the capacity to administer a centralised strategy.

For people living from day to day, reliant on earning cash in the market to buy food, a few days' lockdown is the difference between poverty and starvation.

HeavenlyHolines:
Have you noticed that most big musicians r no where to be found during this period and after they will come with AY live in Lagos, Zlatan n Naira and friends live in FTC, broda shagi, Emmanuella n comedy with their please subscribe etc. In other developed nations, their celebrities are giving out to d poor but ours is to extort us with their rubbish songs n dance. We are watching oooo

seriously am hoping to hear from tuface

highly intelligent guidance... am impressed

they virtually defeated WHO here

SmilingScorpion:
Come let me house and feed you without maths.
Poverty is in your lineage

stale.... the world has moved on from and your tantrums. goodbye medieval man

Coldie:
The annoying thing. She would stay a few days in police then bail herself. Come back home ans start taunting the woman.

In developed countries this case is called attempted murder. Minimum 10years in jail

my friend stop applying your education in the wrong places.

ur anger sef pass her own

police should just wave this matter and let the community elders resolve this nonsense btw 2mothers.

the man sef na osuofia... very funny guy.

it's just mother's temperament gone too far.

demented woman.... withdraw the child from her and place a no visit and no living with order on her door.

drug him to sleep, pour same quantity with the same ingredients and release him togo sin no more.

Jidebabs88:
There was a report of a robbery around my area two days ago. The police at the checkpoint around there received the distress call (according to a woman who was delayed at the checkpoint on her way to the market) they didn't even take a step, as a matter of fact, they were the ones telling passerbys not to head towards that direction because there's a robbery going on.

na normal police way