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Jobs/VacanciesRe: I'm Giving Out N5k Each To 10 People Here by Vulcanheph(m): 9:39pm On Oct 08, 2021
FatherChrismas:
Done
Guy man.... I no see anything oh!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What Is The Shortest Time You Have Been Employed? by Vulcanheph(m): 6:13pm On Oct 08, 2021
aspabay:
You are a thief.
I agree.... If you've worked in a place and the employer looks for excuses to sack you without pay then you will understand why I did what I had to do.
The funny thing is that what I took was peanuts compared to what he was owing me which he refused to pay.

Some employers in this country are devil incarnates... Pray you never meet any.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What Is The Shortest Time You Have Been Employed? by Vulcanheph(m): 8:01am On Oct 08, 2021
Exactly one month.... I found out that my employer was tricky and probably wasn't gonna pay so I siphoned as much money I could without him knowing and when I completed one month the guy started coming up with excuses of how his money was missing but yet couldn't tell me how the money was missing since my records were intact and complete.

I just quit the job.
CelebritiesRe: Cheerleader Paralyzed And On Life Support When Risky Stunt Goes Wrong (pics) by Vulcanheph(m): 7:47am On Oct 08, 2021
To think that this fully ripe girl is just 16 is scary shocked shocked

I hope she recovers.
EducationRe: If You're A Graduate And You Forwarded This Broadcast, You Need To Be Flogged by Vulcanheph(m): 7:36am On Oct 08, 2021
Xilsbridalhouse:
The question is, who sits and compose this rubbish ?
I swear, the thing tire me oh... Who composed such lengthy messages and for what reason.
Someone sent this to me on FB and I was very surprised at how guillible people can be.
RomanceRe: Raw Sex Is Evil, And Girls Are Wicked, I Will Never Try This Again In My Entire by Vulcanheph(m): 7:27am On Oct 08, 2021
12SunJay:
Condoms prevent these infections?
Yes bro... Condoms prevent a lot of STD's if properly and consistently used.

I can comfortably tell you that I've never treated an infection in my life before.
RomanceRe: Raw Sex Is Evil, And Girls Are Wicked, I Will Never Try This Again In My Entire by Vulcanheph(m): 7:23am On Oct 08, 2021
AmancalledGod:
bro the girl was looking so fresh and healthy at the aside, besides i told her about the infection, but the most annoying thing she told me is that she is not aware of it... God like how come, how will somebody have an infection without knowing, that's when i told the doctors at the hospital he was telling me that infections are mostly asymptomatic to ladies compared to men.
I told her to go treat her sef
A woman's body system works entirely different from a man.... A woman can have an STD for a very long time without any symptoms showing but any man that fcuks her raw will start showing symptoms in a few days after the sex.
Most women have one infections without them even knowing , that's why women are often advised to have general medical checkup at least every six months.

Always use a condom bro and save yourself unnecessary stress .
TravelRe: Huge Rock In Saudi Arabia Looks Like It Was Cut In Half With Laser Beam(Pics) by Vulcanheph(m): 11:23pm On Oct 07, 2021
Definitely Aliens.... The precision and accuracy at which the rocks are cut so to much for someone to count as a natural occurrence.
PoliticsRe: Africa Magic Considers Making Film About Aisha Buhari by Vulcanheph(m): 11:15pm On Oct 07, 2021
Making a movie about who has contributed nothing to the country and the society as a whole.

African magic should look for other prominent nigerian women who have impacted this country possitively and make a biopic about examples are:-
Dora Akinliyi
Fumilayo ransome kuti
Ngozi okonjo iweala... The list goes on.

I don't have anything against her but the only major achievement she's ever achieved is getting married when she was a minor to the cow at Aso rock.
SportsRe: World Cup Qualifier: Nigeria Vs Central African Republic 0 - 1 On 7th Oct 2021 by Vulcanheph(m): 6:35pm On Oct 07, 2021
Na wah for NTA oh!!!

Instead of spelling NGA vs CAR... them come spell am as NGA vs CTA. gringrin
SportsRe: World Cup Qualifier: Nigeria Vs Central African Republic 0 - 1 On 7th Oct 2021 by Vulcanheph(m): 6:15pm On Oct 07, 2021
Joromi1:
The spirit of patriotism has really dwindled in Nigeria. Had it been this was a Premiership match, we could have had over 20 pages of Chelsea agbero fans cussing their ancestors.
True talk.
SportsRe: World Cup Qualifier: Nigeria Vs Central African Republic 0 - 1 On 7th Oct 2021 by Vulcanheph(m): 6:13pm On Oct 07, 2021
Chai .... See miss
Fine shot by Osimhen
RomanceRe: I Just Realized Something New About Nairaland by Vulcanheph(m): 6:07pm On Oct 07, 2021
Shaolin77:
Type ofemmmanu with 2 m and see what it turns to


Yoruba
Yoruba

Na wah oh.

So things dey this nairaland wey I no know gringrin
RomanceRe: Video: ‘we Will Take Your Boys’- High School Girls Warns by Vulcanheph(m): 6:03pm On Oct 07, 2021
Let me do a roll call on them

Saphiere
Siofra
Onyi22

(If una know any other moniker, pls tag them)

I need all of them to come and tell us if "the future is feMALE.
PoliticsRe: Nollywood Chiwetalu Agu Arrested For Wearing Biafra Clothes- Pics by Vulcanheph(m): 5:49pm On Oct 07, 2021
Na wah oh....
PoliticsRe: Malami, Others Sacrifice Presidential Ambitions For Buhari's 3rd Term Agenda by Vulcanheph(m): 5:46pm On Oct 07, 2021
BigSarah:
Fake News malami only wants to succeed Atiku Bagudu as governor of Kebbi state in 2023..

Buhari might have a third term agenda though, and I'm sure majority of Nigerians won't mind..
By majority of Nigerians you mean zombies and northerners because no sane Nigerian from the southern part will want this suffering beyond 2023.
SportsRe: World Cup Qualifier: Nigeria Vs Central African Republic 0 - 1 On 7th Oct 2021 by Vulcanheph(m): 5:40pm On Oct 07, 2021
My God this match is so boorring !!!
SportsRe: World Cup Qualifier: Nigeria Vs Central African Republic 0 - 1 On 7th Oct 2021 by Vulcanheph(m): 5:39pm On Oct 07, 2021
Someone should tell the super eagles that this cross and nod style won't work . angry angry
SportsRe: World Cup Qualifier: Nigeria Vs Central African Republic 0 - 1 On 7th Oct 2021 by Vulcanheph(m): 5:24pm On Oct 07, 2021
Na wah for NTA oh... Which kind video and audio quality be this.
RomanceRe: I Just Realized Something New About Nairaland by Vulcanheph(m): 10:19am On Oct 07, 2021
President Buhari.... Hahahahahaha hahahaha.
I tried it oh and it was true.

Mr Osewa must be responsible for this....
CelebritiesRe: Saga And Nini Shippers Surprise Them With Lot Of Gifts (Video) by Vulcanheph(m): 10:02am On Oct 07, 2021
Fredmatic:
Sega is just obsessed about Nini, let give him one year, let see if what is shaking him is reall
All he just needs is a taste of the punna .... Him eyes go clear.
TravelRe: Man Sets Train On Fire In Kwara by Vulcanheph(m): 9:59am On Oct 07, 2021
daviesmania:
If the train in question is the I'm seeing here, then thumb up to the arsonist
Lol... I was thinking the same thing. grincheesy

How can they call that old piece of junk that belongs in a museum a train? huh
EducationRe: UNIBEN Lecturer Under Fire For Allegedly Raping Final Year Student (VIDEO) by Vulcanheph(m): 7:23am On Oct 07, 2021
CHoccolaTE:
Very idiotic statement.

So women who were actually raped should be ignored because you want to protect your fellow rapists?
I'm not justfying rape in any way but do you know how many men have suffered for false rape accusations.... Infact I can confidently tell you that about 65% of rape accusations are false one in one way or another.

The guy is actually saying that there's also a possibility that the girl in question might be accusing him falsely although I know how Randy most naija lecturers are.

N.b. calling him a rapist is uncalled for, that is a breach of one of nairaland's rules.
RomanceRe: I Made Her Cry For This by Vulcanheph(m): 7:16am On Oct 07, 2021
IgweBUIKE1:
so you know your mentor is a liar??
Hahahahaha.... You really gave it to him. gringringrin

Don't mind these nairaland zombies, this is all the proof you need that they know that the government they support is bad.

Helinues , I'm talking about you.
RomanceRe: I Made Her Cry For This by Vulcanheph(m): 7:14am On Oct 07, 2021
Babara1994:
So I was chatting with this lady yesterday. She uploaded a very beautiful picture on her status and I complimented her for that. Na so babe say " Dear, please can you do me a favour?"
LOL
I said "what's it?" She said "My mom is not feeling fine, I've not been able to buy her 5k drugs. Please dear, send me 5k."
I then said, "because you're so beautiful, I'll send you 8k; 5k for your mom and 3k for you."

5 minutes later, I blocked babegrin without sending a dime

She called back immediately to start begging. I just kept mute until her airtime ran out. cool

I'm a redpiller. SIMPS, please change for good and see the benefits. It makes you powerful.
Congratulations my brother... For this single act of yours, I have put in a good word for you in the "council of alpha elders" for you to be promoted in the REDPILL UNION, Nigerian branch.

Good job.
RomanceRe: NIPOST Retiree Dies During Sex With 2 Teenage Girls In Uyo by Vulcanheph(m): 7:06am On Oct 07, 2021
Seeksnigeria:
See what the greediness as caused embarassed
I agree.... Only him want do combine service knowing fully well say him don old.


Someone should tell the OP say "Orgy" na when 5+ people are involved...

4 people is foursum, and this one is 3sum.
SportsRe: Brighton And Hove Albion Footballer Arrested On Suspicion Of Sexual Assault by Vulcanheph(m): 6:59am On Oct 07, 2021
2kurupt:
Why can't he be named? Is it not the same thing Benjamin Mendy is being arraigned of and named? I bet it's coz he is white else there would be no such excuse
You spoke my mind
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo To Represent Nigeria At The UN Climate Conference In UK by Vulcanheph(m): 6:56am On Oct 07, 2021
Since Bubu went there and fall their hand with him beg beg attitude.... They've decided to send their errand boy professor to represent.
SportsRe: Victor Osimhen Voted Serie A September Player Of The Month by Vulcanheph(m): 6:50am On Oct 07, 2021
Congratulations to Osimhen... He really deserves it, the guy is really on fire.

I swear , talent full this country but na development na wetin be the problem.
PoliticsRe: Buhari, Jonathan Hold Talks In Aso Rock by Vulcanheph(m): 9:13pm On Oct 06, 2021
Zombies will avoid this thread...
Science/TechnologyRe: Archaeologists Discover 2,700-Year-Old Luxury Toilet Used In Jerusalem (Photo) by Vulcanheph(m): 3:23pm On Oct 06, 2021
I see Righteousness2 coming to this thread with the speed of light.

Someone should tell him that "food is ready"

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