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WTF

I won't be surprised if the mods push this to FP... Because we all know how nairaland operates.

UndauntedYOCA:
I'm certain you aren't alone.

I've been noticing your comments... You sound like an intelligent woman (a trait that is very rare amongst our naija women of today.)

samuelson06:
Yeneka, nso ke akekod ke ufök nwed? Akpa ma inam utom nwed nkpö?

Translation.;

Mbok , ting ke iko mbakara... Idighe kpukpru owo e diongho iko efik..

Na wah oh...

There is a naija guy that does a travel diary about his time in Russia.. his moniker is tochiphotos, he studied at both Moscow and St. Petersburg.

You can read up on his thread and try to contact him , if you can.

His threads really opened my eyes about Russia and I got to know that there aren't as bad as the Western media potrays them.
Two things I learned from him that will be your challenges in that country if you move there is the LANGUAGE and WEATHER...

juniorstar:
Guess you neva watch family guy.

Family guy might be a cartoon but it's not for kids.

Psychologist claim that children usually develop what they call "infantile amnesia" when they reach 3 years old and gradually forget everything that happened to them before that, so the memories you'll remember for the rest of your life are usually those that start at 3 years old but there are some people who don't forget some of those memories....
As for me my earliest memory is kind of faint... I think I was tied on my mom's back and she was sitting on an okada because every other places was moving fast, I remember seeing us pass little roads and that the wrapper that I was tied with was making my neck uncomfortable. (Everything about that memory is very vague, but I'm sure it's a memory).

What I call my official first memory is playing on the ground in front of my mom while she was on the sewing machine..

Lala will soon do the needful...

There are 3 red flags you should avoid when you see them in a woman...

1. Drug and alcohol addict (including weed).
2. Excessive make up
3. Materialistic.
4. Clinginess.

zukky79:
Then she should forget the cars, cash, looks, good life, etc and accept only a man's testicles in return too.

Good answer... You really gave her the perfect answer.

Casalindal:
My queens out there anytime a man ask you this question. Please kindly tell him you are bringing your womb to the table and that is priceless. Be a Queen and more

If a woman I have engaged , gives me the answer you just gave so.... I'll simply collect back my ring.

I'm so disappointed that this is all you have to offer, when a man asks you what you bring to the table..... What ever happened to;

- providing love ,care and loyalty to him.
- being there to support him emotionally, financially, psychologically and financially etc.
- Basically being the woman to continue doing everything his mother did for him.

After mentioning all these things you can now talk about being the mother of his kids.

McSaviour:
I don’t know why I born in to this evil country!

I understand how you feel.... As much as I love my country, I sometimes regret being born a Nigeria.

Don't criticize me, if you don't Know what I've been through.

If you need proof that Nairalander is gone.. just know that the mods pushed this kind of thread to FP.

SapphireBlue:
I said it that this girl could not have tied up and killed a grown man all by herself, she did not act alone and on her own terms.
Las Las, this case will die a natural death.

It is clear that higher powers are backing her up because if na common nigerian, them for don torture craze comot for her body.

Let us assume the law is still operating under "innocent until proven guilty" that is why she is still looking fresh.

I agree to what you said at the bolded part.... Someone , somewhere is giving this girl enough support, her liver to much.

UndauntedYOCA:
Women don't do this, women don't do that, I am certain many men here on Nairaland were mostly raised by women who provided and sacrificed more than men.
Some of them are still being supported by their sisters, mothers etc.
The fact that some of you are products of bad mothers or dated ladies who used you doesn't mean others went through what you went through. In fact, the ego of some men here won't let them admit their gfs, wives, sugar mummies etc fend for them.
Let each man speak in an honest manner for himself.

There's a difference between a love a mother has for her son and the love a wife has for her husband... This is the absolute truth and any man who doesn't realize this, is an idiot.

The only woman that can give 100% love to a man is his mother (and that's because she's his flesh and blood) any other love he's ever gonna receive in his life basically based on what he has to bring to the table.

I'm not saying you're completely wrong but the OP TheGidRedpiller makes a valid point (although I admit in a slightly misogynistic way) because any man that can't be manipulated by sex is gonna be seen to be very intimidating to most women because that's the only thing most of them bring to the table in relationships (this is the absolute truth)... When once a man can't be manipulated by sex, the only women that won't be intimidated by him are women of worth that actually have a lot to offer .

TheGidRedpiller what do you have to say?

Holadokun:
Yeah. Also the dog can move some length and bark. I know they will grow fast.

Are you being sarcastic ??

Since this is just prototype, there was absolutely no need for him to waste time in making look lifelike (he's an engineer, not a visual artist)..... He could have just concentrated in making it able to move well, take and understand commands commands etc.

But all the same he tried... Kudos to him.

Perfectbeing:
Cross River is coming up on the news with a lot of good news these days. When you give your State an enabling environment, development will come.

Kudos. The the State Government.

Don't be decieved... All is Ayade's propaganda.

He spends lots of time and money displaying to the world all his fake accomplishments.... If you live in the state you'll truly know that all is not what it seems.

Ayade was bad when he was at PDP now that he's gone to APC he's gotten worse.

xpressionx:

The future is female

I swear... You spoke my mind.

What an irony.

The future is feMALE indeed.

JayPeeOham:
I left Calabar to Lagos 2018 and I have never regretted my decision for a day. My point is this, nothing is happening "within Calabar and it's environs" unless you're a civil servant or you have the capital to start a very good/big business..

For now, I would advise you start thinking about moving out of "Calabar and it's environs" if you really want to make progress

I agree... I've been thinking of this for a while now.

maureensylvia:
If you have spoken with me before on call, you will know that my kids can disturb ehhh.

So my kids were disturbing me as usual, I had to look for a way to keep them quiet for awhile.

I wanted to sleep for some mins, I told my son, Dubem to draw me while I'm sleeping...
*#concentration drawing*
I slept for 30 mins without disturbance
Check out what he drew, saying it's me

Is the shifted waist and height for me
What's your favorite part

Next time you wanna sleep without disturbance, just find a chore or activity they hate and tell them they're gonna do that for you when you wake up from sleep.... They won't wanna disturb you so as to prolong your sleep for as long as possible.

Donclique:
Lol....nah as u suggest mk hm carry hm degree go there nah.

Guy check well oh... No be me tell am to carry degree join force.
I only warn am say if him no get Godfather before him enter army... Na Bornou go be him posting.

Odunharry:
Seen. Edit ur post.

Ok... I just saw it, Thanks man

May your pocket never run dry.

Odunharry:
Seen. Edit ur post.

Ok

Odunharry:
How far.. Drop ur mtn number mk I transfer you small data.

081*****.... Thanks

Donclique:
Any direct plug that can help in navy or airforce DSSC?

Bros , no ask me oh... I no know , me self dey unemployed.

I hope she doesn't stuff dollars.

Most times they hardly ever want you to grow and become your own boss .... Most of them will always look for a means to keep you under them forever.

If you wanna work for them successfully... Don't appear too ambitious.

VTJN:
147****** Access Bank

Thanks sir

Dude ensure that after the person has gotten the number you remove it from here.... I once gave out my account number and one wicked nairalander exposed my full name online (knowing fully well that this is a faceless forum)... And then he started pretending as if he has sent money to my account (when he didn't) so as to get rep from other people on the thread.

As you can see I've removed your number from my comment, she that wetin happen to me no go do you.

ETIIKO:
Will you love to teach?

Yes... If I'm given the syllabus I can teach any subject.

Just let me know if I should inbox you my phone number so we can talk more .