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I've Never banged one but a collegue of mine at work once told me that she's been circumsised .... She told me that she hardly get Hot or wet and she most times to participate in sex to please her boyfriend .

Luckily for me I never got molested as a kid but I lost my Virginity at 19 to a much older lady who gave me the first taste of the "forbidden fruit",... She's married now but she always has a special place in my heart.

I don't wanna go into details

Dear Mr Farooq, pls tell us something we don't already know.

I think that is Enki, one of the ancient Sumerian gods.

I think Nimrod was one of his many names.
If you dig deep , you'll discover that the history we know is a lie.

This is obviously fake... The latest GTA is GTA V.
There hasn't been anyother one almost 10 years now.

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benuejosh:
what's bad about what I said. Is it the part I said in life we sacrifice or is it the prayers i offered that God should reward them.

I wonder what kind of stuff you guys smoke in your BMC camp that you'll be saying such trash...
It is obligatory that you pay for any services rendered to you, that's how the world runs and that's how people make a living.

How would you feel if you own a business and a customer comes and makes use of your services without paying and later comes and tells you to forget about the payment but see it as a sacrifice. ?

benuejosh:
What they did was service to the nation. In life we make sacrifices and they've made theirs. God will reward them.

I know you're doing your job as a BMC and fighting for your paycheck but seriously, there are some matters you should just stop commenting on ....
Don't you have any conscience at all??, Because no amount of money can make me type some of the things you BMCs say here on nairaland... Even your most notorious member has started applying decorum in his comments this days.

To be honest , I never used this and I was born in the early 90's... The problem why many nigerians don't know about is because the technology died a natural death due to the emergence of mobile phones which kind of made it redundant.

I only know about it due to the fact that I love watching old Hollywood movies of the 80's and 90's, which is where I saw it being used and until now I don't fully understand how it was used .

Nice... I have a Facebook friend from Rio, she's black and very nice, she wasn't even scared or skeptical that I was a Nigerian.
She doesn't speak English but thanks to facebook translation we get along well.

Fairly well in every other sector but political sector, which in turn has slowed down the speed of other sectors.

A lot

I know the Toxicity is just a minor setback but it has helped me in many ways but I'll list the major ones.

1. It opened my eyes on the real political situation of the country and made me realize how rotten and decay our political sector is... No president can make this country better until the laws used in creating the country are changed.
2. It helped me know that there's still a lot of hidden undiscovered talent in this country. I discovered this when I entered the literature section ( which is what brought me to nairaland in the first place).
I got to know that Nollywood producers are just lazy with their awful storylines because there are good story writer's out there... Imagine if a stories like DELAYED DIAGNOSIS, MY MADAM AND I, HIS NEIGHBOR'S WIFE were all made into movies, they would be instant hits internationally.
3. I have also gotten advice from people on how to handle difficult problems I had no idea on how to start taking care of.
4. This platform has increased my knowledge on a lot of feilds and topic both in and out of the country for example I never knew much about Russia and kind of despised the country due to the Western media but after reading the travel diary about that Nigerian student who schooling in St. Petersburg, I became fascinated by the country and got to know that the country wasn't as bad as potrayed.
5. Finally a nairalander once gave me free data, when i didn't even ask (it might not have been a big deal to many but it meant a lot to me).

If you can look beyond the Toxicity, political bigots, tribalism and religious fanatism , this is a wonderful forum

Raalsalghul:
Wow, always thought Puma and Adidas were American companies.

They are German actually... I knew about this a long time ago due to Facebook.

My reason is that I've come to realize that Christianity as a whole is a scam, especially the version we practice here in nigeria...

Churches in Nigeria have become basically business centers that are more interested in increasing their clients than taking care of the one that they already have... Most times it's always as if there are in hidden competition with each other.

The pastors this days are more or less more interested in the hype, power and finances that comes with their job than actually doing the right thing.

BOTTOM LINE

As a realist , I have found everything in church services from the songs, ministration, prayers, recitations to become monotonous and boring.

Wow!!... The money is still in good condition

With the way this Country this country is going, I sometimes fibd myself saying that "maybe this BIAFRA wasn't a bad idea after all"...

MTN CEO deserves a heavy slap... Them never even send me the 1 mb.

Fu(k what Christianity talk about... Reincarnation is real bro, not a myth.

It doesn't work anymore... I'll admit the free data been dey help small oh.
LiveScore, nairaland, bet9ja, Google etc.

As SAPA dey everywhere , na them I been dey use hold side... Now na freebasics I dey use hold side.

MTN is a very trickish network even night plan self doesn't last much any longer.


Abeg who fit dash me data.

Person dey get two job offers , while I never even see one.

This na "low budget" white money.

Help2020:
Your baby? What about your baby before whitemomey became known?That one has turned ex baby ba?make una dey get shame small.

No mind them...

The major cause is that the symptoms of STD's show up on men more faster than men... A woman might have an STD for months without even realizing.

Take Gonorrhea for instance, a man will start experiencing blocked urethra a few days after contacting it but the same isn't the same for women...

TheGidRedpiller:
Apparently she's even popular for being a gold digger!

Yes oh!.... That's the world we live in today.

Nneziwili:
Finally, someone that has a functioning brain has said something meaningful.
Others were just busy abusing and blaming the lecturer. God bless you ma

Unless you've never attended University in nigeria that's when you won't know that Nigerian lecturers are the most sadistic set of humans on Earth....

Let the lecturer bring out his results sheet and you will know the truth.

The absentees will be laughing their asses of right now...

In saner climes, if any lecturer has failure of more than 10% of his total number of students, he might lose his job... But that's not the case with this corntree.

TheGidRedpiller:
WTF

So you didn't even read up on the story.. ?

Na their way be that...

The begging mode activates a few days After you ask them out.

Wow...

Let me Google him first, I'll say more when this gets to FP.

Dear TheGidRedpiller

I am proud to say that another comrade has now joined "The Council".

Please make preparations for his welcome ceremony and prepare a uniform for him.

Thanks.

The funny thing is that Feminists all over the world will pretend not to see this but would cry foul if it had been the other way round....

I've come across this article before and it was said that she started grooming him when he was basically still a teenager, the wicked b!tch knew he was talented and that his future was bright so she started getting close to him at an early age and took advantage his innocence and naivety to make him emotionally attached to her...
I'll bet you that he probably lost his virginity to her which explains why he agreed to marry her at such a young age.

Bottom line; FEAR WOMEN.