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Lol.... The first Indecency movie I watched was called "ebony hot" and had Janet Jackson's picture on the cover..... Me and my cousin usually watched it codedly while no one is around and I remember one day during sanitation, my cousin's younger sister saw the CD and thought it was a Music video CD (since Janet Jackson's picture was on the cover) and she almost played in the presence of my uncle and Aunt but God intervened when my aunt told her to leave the VCD player alone... We quickly his the CD when no one was looking.
And of course "pirates 1 & 2" was the next one I watched and it was so erotic.... I never watched " I spot in your Grave" until I have written my WAEC and by then I had already lost my Virginity.

Yes , I noticed the same thing too on my MTN sim...I think the have finally stopped it.

Una don remind me of the incident wey one aunty been give me that "wrapped" pattern.... It was heaven on Earth

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr

Is not about the color

Do they have boobs?

A real niggarrr love sucking boobs

GBAMM !!!!

gentlestdude:
you this useless DSS guy, you no dey tire for stupidity?


good you finally joined my list of nairalanders whose post or comments I will never read, I just scroll down and quote them to insult them even without reading their comment, because I already know they'll write trash as usual


TRASH HALL OF FAME
1 aka Nlpolicewoman, ilovedemmanna, eriggs
2 sapphire aka futureisfemale
3 oyigboupdate aka nairaland DSS agent

You forgot to add the one called "thebosstrevor1"

Immediately I saw the OP's moniker I knew it was fake news....
The official name of BIAFRA according to what was on the Biafran pound was "Democratic Republic of BIAFRA"..... So please get a life.

Firat of all, sorry I put this on an Education thread (I don't know the right thread to use for this situation, thus education just feels right, since I'm trying to "educate myself"...

I made a friend on Facebook and we have been chatting constantly for a while now and all of a sudden he asked me a very wierd question, "what's your role?".... I told him I don't understand and he told me not to worry about it.

So gurus who know should tell me what he means because I'm very suspicious of the guy because the guy has some really strange vibes and there's something off about him.
I'm suspecting that he's gay but i don't wanna jump into conclusions....

Someone should tell me if I'm correct so I can quickly block the him because he hasn't given me any reason to suspect him.

Authority1o1:
Okay...


You've been warned. So the next time you want to buy frozen chicken, ask your supplier if it was smuggled. If he answers in the affirmative, relay what NAFDAC has advised to your supplier. Then leave his shop. Very wise NAFDAC.

Also, since Formalin is hazardous to us, before buying we should be sure to turn those frozen chicken over to see a tag that says 'Smuggled. Please do not consume. Contains Formalin'. Once you spot this tag, be responsible enough to walk out of that supplier's shop. Your health is priceless.

It's just like my bank telling me to inspect the cash they've given to me, because people have been depositing counterfeit money to them.

If ever an award is given for Sarcastic comments, this comment of yours will win it

Davido trying to break 2babas record..... Abeg this celebrities no dey ever use condoms.

To show you how unorganized the mods are.... The pushed this topic to FP twice simultaneously.

Benki003:
Sir I would love to attend ur church

The mofo doesn't have any church, he's just a nairaland troll who is just jobless and uses Christianity as a distraction.

Who else noticed that it also affected nairaland especially those of us on free basics.

Can you imagine the audacity of this people ?

You did the right thing Op.
That your ex is just a shameless broke bitch who's obviously still in love with you but her greed can't make her settle with you. (Which is probably why her current boyfriend left her)

My advice, when next she calls you.. give the phone to your current babe or any other smooth voiced babe around to insult her.

RUBBISH.

Will her nudes send money into my account ??

She can keep her bloody nudes, We no need am.... Body wey Yahoo boys and politicians go don finish work for.

Ever since that girl that got missing immediately after "iniobong umoren saga",
and we later found out that she went to collect prick while we were all worried, I've stopped bothering myself whenever a girl like that goes missing.... With that girl's looks and appearance it's obvious that she be girl we don "tear eye" well well.

If she's truly missing, I hope she is found safely.

chukwuibuipob:
dey really like the old man outside Nigeria

That is because him and his online miscreants have trying everything within their power to make the world think that Nigeria is a UTOPIA.... But we in the country know that it's a lie.

KallmemrB0:
My question is how does our youths benefit from his winning

Very good question my brother.... Very good question.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Their Entitlement mentality is disgusting

True talk bro... It's very annoying.
I'm not saying that it's wrong to spend on a woman but don't feel as if I owe you anything simply because I asked you out.

Ever since she got the small money he sent her, she has stopped calling until she gets broke again.
This is the reason why most naija guys that travel out of the country hardly ever come back to marry naija women but always end up marrying foreign women.

Realhommie:
I'm not disputing what you have stated, I understand clearly...

You don't know how she connects with God. You and i are the church and not some physical building were people must gather. The essence of going there isn't to worship but to fellowship as brethren. You can worship wherever, alone if as the need arises.

So because she wasn't physically present to fellowship with brethren today means she has forsaken the creator?

And I didn't mean we go to church for our selfish gains from my earlier statement. I only posed a question. They were starving, or didn't you read her post? The family needed food, her kids were starving. Something needed to be done ASAP, her mind led her to do what she did and she got a reward for it. In the end all praises to God.

Ok, when she asked that lady to loan her 30k what was her response? Let me tell you, in this part of the world we practice religion and not Christianity. For most going to church is a ritual, nothing more. But it takes more than going to a physical building to fellowship with brethren to be in tune with God.


My point.

The part of your comment I bolded is the Gospel truth..... Churches in Nigeria have deviated greatly from what Christianity is supposed to be...
A church should be more of a family than just a place where people go for weekly rituals.

EndBuhariNow:
So noddle plantain and 3 eggs are now biggest food one can eat in Nigeria now Even one will buy ordinary fruit juice I stopped drinking here due to too much sugar and be advertising it on Nairaland.. so poverty has gotten to this level in Nigeria

My brother, food has now become so expensive in this country that the things we used to consider normal before have now become a luxury.... Whoever the Op's husband is , that man is a lucky man for meeting a woman who is understanding and supportive during this dreadful Buhari's era.

I rest my case.

ahnie:
PLEASE IGNORE MY ENGLISH!
We all know how hard the country is @the moment,as we're all feeling the heat.

I have basically ran out of some major foodstuffs like yam, bag of potatoes,paints of rice and garri.for some couple of days now I have been racking my brain on how to purchase those items without disturbing my husband because recently he has bn complaining of low patronage.even my soaps and body scrub don finish for days now.

Me,I am somehow broke and sales lately hasn't bn interesting.i run a street roadside hustle and I don't go to hustle on Sundays which is my rest days.

But as level come be nau...kids must chow anyhow e be.so I decided since last night to come to hustle today being Sunday,since I have what to sale so I could see money to purchase those items I mentioned earlier on.

The raw truth I don't know how to borrow money from somebody,infact no one would even agree to lend money to you.so I decided to use what I have to get what I need.

Immediately I appeared in my hustleville arena this morning,one righteous woman like that dressed in a very lovely gown and peacock hat was to the first to hunt me down.

Mind you this woman has been hunting me for months,she was the reason why I stopped selling on Sundays because her preaching wahala was too much.

Mummy zee why nau?why nau?I thought you ve stopped?,why did you come out today.
Whilst she was busy asking me these questions,I bent down to lit my firewoods money must be made jare.

When she finished rapping,she looked at me,I looked at her,I carried my pan and placed it on the fire.in my mind I was like...hanty pls board your Keke and go,but for where.


I walked up to her and said.....pls ma'am cud you please lend me 30k?I need it to sort some things at home.madam said she doesn't have.


I left her there,went back to stir my beans paste in my mortal,madam borrowed herself sense then entered Keke and moooovv.

I settled down and sold maaad market,my money to buy those foodstuffs I mentioned is complete.i even bought succulent ripe plantains join to prepare correct plaintain and egg sauce for my family!
Bag of potatoes is sure,paints of rice is sure, tubers of yam toh sure,paints of garri nko,it's the Lord's doing.

I can confidently get my soaps and body scrub now.

Now my question is.....just because today that I didn't go to church would God be so angry to throw me into hell fire knowing fully well that my family needs these basic items?

Why do some too churchy righteous Christians likes hunting people that doesn't go to church and if you meet them to help you with money instead they will quote excerpts from the Bible to you.

Na market I sell....no be thief I thief!

Food is ready.
Indomie
3 eggs
Carrots
Green peas
Plantain.
Yum yum

Madam nothing do you.... Carry on.
Don't let any over religious zealots make you feel bad for developing ways to survive.
If you see say na on Sunday wey market dey sell then sell your market and Bleep whatever anyone says....
Even the Europeans that brought the Christianity to us no dey carry am for head the way we dey do am.

You've gained my admiration for looking for ways to generate income and ease the burden of your husband (and also understanding when your husband told you things are hard.)
You're true wife material.

punisha:
That there r people rooting for this man tell us how messed up the country is and will remain.

I agree.... Whenever I see people rooting for him especially here on nairaland , I lose whatever little amount of hope I have for this country.

Boobs.... Not too big but considerably large enough that I can suck and hold at the same time comfortable. (Not oversized, not agbalumo standard)

Ass ... Not too big and not too flat , so I can show of and still smooch comfortably.

Op are you saying that you're now an "Olympic sized swimming pool"

I once read somewhere online where someone said that it's easier to get a gun in America than to get food...

I used to like this Bulama cartoons until I started observing that he was becoming biased in his cartoons.... That's when I unfollowed him.

- she avoided scandal during her career.
- she was always decent and classy.
- she made her life private without much social media bruhaha.
- she has been married for close to 10 years and has managed to keep her marriage stable despite being a celebrity.

If this one tells me that "the future is female".... I might be tempted to agree.

No be all of nairaland's evening newspaper claiming to be feminists, who no go allow person hear word.