₦airaland Forum

As someone stated above, you should have bought the one with glass cover....

There's nothing wrong with that hot plate, I once had one like that and it lasted me for 3 years.... It was our faulty transformer in our neighborhood that actually spoilt it for me.

The only problem with this kind of hot plate is that it takes a long time before it actually gets hot enough.
And it also usually takes a long time for it to cool down after it gets hot.

Try keeping it on for 5-7 minutes and if it doesn't get hot, that means that it's faulty.

I don't think there are any Nigerians who love metal music.. I stand to be corrected.

I feel sorry for you bro...

Most Redpillers were once the greatest SIMPS who cared way too much...

I don't wanna put much blame on you Because I know that most times our emotions often cloud our sense of reasoning...

We all know that naija girls can "form", so you saying yes immediately after you asked her out was a major red flag and then what should have put you off is the fact that she started billing immediately after the relationship started (this all together is proof that she was only into you for the funds)...

It's a good thing you decided to test her loyalty on time before you became really serious with her....

Look at the bright side... At Least you now know what you were dealing with.

FatherChrismas:
Done

Guy man.... I no see anything oh!

aspabay:
You are a thief.

I agree.... If you've worked in a place and the employer looks for excuses to sack you without pay then you will understand why I did what I had to do.
The funny thing is that what I took was peanuts compared to what he was owing me which he refused to pay.

Some employers in this country are devil incarnates... Pray you never meet any.

Exactly one month.... I found out that my employer was tricky and probably wasn't gonna pay so I siphoned as much money I could without him knowing and when I completed one month the guy started coming up with excuses of how his money was missing but yet couldn't tell me how the money was missing since my records were intact and complete.

I just quit the job.

To think that this fully ripe girl is just 16 is scary

I hope she recovers.

Xilsbridalhouse:
The question is, who sits and compose this rubbish ?

I swear, the thing tire me oh... Who composed such lengthy messages and for what reason.
Someone sent this to me on FB and I was very surprised at how guillible people can be.

12SunJay:
Condoms prevent these infections?

Yes bro... Condoms prevent a lot of STD's if properly and consistently used.

I can comfortably tell you that I've never treated an infection in my life before.

AmancalledGod:
bro the girl was looking so fresh and healthy at the aside, besides i told her about the infection, but the most annoying thing she told me is that she is not aware of it... God like how come, how will somebody have an infection without knowing, that's when i told the doctors at the hospital he was telling me that infections are mostly asymptomatic to ladies compared to men.
I told her to go treat her sef

A woman's body system works entirely different from a man.... A woman can have an STD for a very long time without any symptoms showing but any man that fcuks her raw will start showing symptoms in a few days after the sex.
Most women have one infections without them even knowing , that's why women are often advised to have general medical checkup at least every six months.

Always use a condom bro and save yourself unnecessary stress .

Definitely Aliens.... The precision and accuracy at which the rocks are cut so to much for someone to count as a natural occurrence.

Making a movie about who has contributed nothing to the country and the society as a whole.

African magic should look for other prominent nigerian women who have impacted this country possitively and make a biopic about examples are:-
Dora Akinliyi
Fumilayo ransome kuti
Ngozi okonjo iweala... The list goes on.

I don't have anything against her but the only major achievement she's ever achieved is getting married when she was a minor to the cow at Aso rock.

Na wah for NTA oh!!!

Instead of spelling NGA vs CAR... them come spell am as NGA vs CTA.

Joromi1:
The spirit of patriotism has really dwindled in Nigeria. Had it been this was a Premiership match, we could have had over 20 pages of Chelsea agbero fans cussing their ancestors.

True talk.

Chai .... See miss
Fine shot by Osimhen

Shaolin77:
Type ofemmmanu with 2 m and see what it turns to


Yoruba

Yoruba

Na wah oh.

So things dey this nairaland wey I no know

Let me do a roll call on them

Saphiere
Siofra
Onyi22

(If una know any other moniker, pls tag them)

I need all of them to come and tell us if "the future is feMALE.

Na wah oh....

BigSarah:
Fake News malami only wants to succeed Atiku Bagudu as governor of Kebbi state in 2023..

Buhari might have a third term agenda though, and I'm sure majority of Nigerians won't mind..

By majority of Nigerians you mean zombies and northerners because no sane Nigerian from the southern part will want this suffering beyond 2023.

My God this match is so boorring !!!

Someone should tell the super eagles that this cross and nod style won't work .

Na wah for NTA oh... Which kind video and audio quality be this.

President Buhari.... Hahahahahaha hahahaha.
I tried it oh and it was true.

Mr Osewa must be responsible for this....

Fredmatic:
Sega is just obsessed about Nini, let give him one year, let see if what is shaking him is reall

All he just needs is a taste of the punna .... Him eyes go clear.

daviesmania:
If the train in question is the I'm seeing here, then thumb up to the arsonist

Lol... I was thinking the same thing.

How can they call that old piece of junk that belongs in a museum a train?

CHoccolaTE:
Very idiotic statement.

So women who were actually raped should be ignored because you want to protect your fellow rapists?

I'm not justfying rape in any way but do you know how many men have suffered for false rape accusations.... Infact I can confidently tell you that about 65% of rape accusations are false one in one way or another.

The guy is actually saying that there's also a possibility that the girl in question might be accusing him falsely although I know how Randy most naija lecturers are.

N.b. calling him a rapist is uncalled for, that is a breach of one of nairaland's rules.

IgweBUIKE1:
so you know your mentor is a liar??

Hahahahaha.... You really gave it to him.

Don't mind these nairaland zombies, this is all the proof you need that they know that the government they support is bad.

Helinues , I'm talking about you.

Babara1994:
So I was chatting with this lady yesterday. She uploaded a very beautiful picture on her status and I complimented her for that. Na so babe say " Dear, please can you do me a favour?"
LOL
I said "what's it?" She said "My mom is not feeling fine, I've not been able to buy her 5k drugs. Please dear, send me 5k."
I then said, "because you're so beautiful, I'll send you 8k; 5k for your mom and 3k for you."

5 minutes later, I blocked babe without sending a dime

She called back immediately to start begging. I just kept mute until her airtime ran out.

I'm a redpiller. SIMPS, please change for good and see the benefits. It makes you powerful.

Congratulations my brother... For this single act of yours, I have put in a good word for you in the "council of alpha elders" for you to be promoted in the REDPILL UNION, Nigerian branch.

Good job.

Seeksnigeria:
See what the greediness as caused

I agree.... Only him want do combine service knowing fully well say him don old.


Someone should tell the OP say "Orgy" na when 5+ people are involved...

4 people is foursum, and this one is 3sum.

2kurupt:
Why can't he be named? Is it not the same thing Benjamin Mendy is being arraigned of and named? I bet it's coz he is white else there would be no such excuse

You spoke my mind

Since Bubu went there and fall their hand with him beg beg attitude.... They've decided to send their errand boy professor to represent.