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Soapy gang and vaseline crew will love this thread.

All i know is that one person is rocking his own in Jail.....

Virgins like me have never had sexual injuries..... So let me just Observe

Op .....it seems like you have a Knack for Cooking and i like the way you carefully listed and explained everything, kudos ....... you should have your own Cookin/Food Blog Strictly for Nigerian Delicacies

Yankee101:
1.2b each van in 1kNGN notes. That's 2.4b......

On the election day the person left to bribe is electorates and foot soldiers, this bribe is usually the smallest...

JESUS CHRIST !!!

As a wise old man once said "The goal is to be rich, not look rich" Unlike someone who is about to sent to a maximum security prison in Dubai.

Dear Seun

Please tell this guy to get a life and please let him know that Nairaland isn't just anyplace you can just upload anything just because of joblessness and Boredom....

Space booked

Chai See fine girl , na wah oh.....rest in peace

Renerd:
Forever renenbered

Forever "renenbered" ....SERIOUSLY?

shilenji:
The person above me smokes weed no doubt. The one who said first known bobrisky is high on nasarawa weed.

LOL

BrownLondon:
Is brain paining you sir?

was that the subject under discussion here?

The guy had a point, the same Bornou that boko haram was Bombing everyday and people die on daily basis, with a lot of I.D.P's Could give PMB Almost a million votes........meanwhile the total number of voters in the senatorial elections didn't even amount up to 500 thousand , when both presidential and senatorial elections took place at the same time by the same voters.

I have nothing much to say about the write up, But that A$$.....

In a way i agree with the op.... There was a this female collegue of mine that got very close to me, what complicated the whole situation was that she was dating the manager at our workplace, and the manager was seriously Suspecting me, it took a while for the guy to understand that i never wanted to bang the girl, because if i had wanted to, it would have been very easy because the girl in question got so comfortable around me that the girl can change Clothes in my presence......although at first i really wanted to Screw her but as our friendship grew i started seeing her as a sister and i had already given the guy my word that i had nothing in mind for the girl, the both of them are married with a kid now......bottom line is people of opposite genders can just be friends but it rarely happens, because in most cases "na bestie Dey Shift Pants pass", As a wise old man once told me "Keeping a woman as your best friend is like keepin a chicken as a pet, because one day you'll have to Eat it"

Please God i Pray the person's initials are M.B. .......because when Aunty kemi has said it, then it's only a matter of time.

TheSourcerer:
Yay! We got the colored picture of the fire bending Monk !

As sad as this thread is i couldn't help but Laugh when you Tagged this as "Fire bending monk", you won't make heaven for making me laugh on such a sad Photo.......FYI The Monks are air benders not fire Benders.

Very useless network, all they know is make Stupid endorsement with YeYebrities and making extravagant adverts.....at this point even if you give me a free glo sim, i'll break it.

Omo ! ......see Groove

Buhari will soon be "SHOCKED" to see this.

Who did we offend in this country, the woman Shamelessly gave people Pure water Packs as capital for business.....

No Fridge to make the water cold.
No Coolers to store the water.
Just Bags of water and she is proud to stand on a Podium and give speech, i swear if any one whose mom goes to collect such Rubbish should disown her because it's insulting.......i know some Zombies on Nairaland would soon come and commend her, and her husband would put this as part of his achievements in office.

Let them come oh....maybe then MTN Will stop all their unneccesary Shakara

To all of you criticisizin, just know that the op finished the Egusi Soup and rat Meat a long time before he opened this thread....

Who else finds it ironic that Chelsea once stopped Liverpool from winning the league about 5 years ago and they have now helped Liverpool Lift the Trophy now.

Oh my God!......i hope the car is Ok