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Romance › Re: What Can I Do About My Delayed Ejaculation Condition by Vulcanheph(m): 5:25am On Jul 23, 2020
I also suffer from the same problem....i remember the last lady i banged, who was way older than me after making her come like 2x....she kept on asking me if i wasn't going to release, later on she was like "I no know who tell me make i come near you, see as you want Spoil my thing" gringringrin
Celebrities › Re: Adekunle Gold Reacts As Female Fan Begs To Be His Second Wife by Vulcanheph(m): 5:13am On Jul 23, 2020
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That african map on his chest sha. undecided

i leave that one for strong men who know the meaning. cheesy



¿ cool %
There's nothing about it, it's just an ordinary Necklace....he once said in an interview that he's become very emotionally attached to it that he barely goes anywhere without it.
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Of 4yrs Just Told Me She Wants To Be Free by Vulcanheph(m): 9:04pm On Jul 22, 2020
Play these two songs for her....
1. Pack & go by kiss daniel
2. Don't call me back by Joe boy
Education › Re: Great Discoveries And Mind Blowing Facts(graphic Pictures) by Vulcanheph(m): 8:41pm On Jul 22, 2020
I've always wanted to smash an albino chick, i wanna know how their kpekus taste like......before you criticise me just know that i'm just Curious.
Romance › Re: My Past Memories Is Making Me Hate Her And I Want To End It Now by Vulcanheph(m): 8:24pm On Jul 22, 2020
baiaon:
When you first met her,she was in the age bracket of 22 to 23years old.She must have had alot of suitors and options.Hence her nasty attitude towards you because you weren't her spec.Fast forward 3 years and the suitors and options have dried up hence her desire to get married as soon as possible to any available option that's why you see her cooking,sweeping and other bullshit that easily impresses Nigerian men
If you eventually marry her,she will change back to her nasty attitude when you first met her.Classic bait and switch
may you live long.....you literally spoke my mind, what you just said is the Gospel truth.
Romance › Re: See What Rapper Meek Mill Had To Say About Nicki Minaj's Pregnancy by Vulcanheph(m): 2:27pm On Jul 22, 2020
Very Stupid blogger

Christianity Etc › Re: Should I Donate My Semen Or Just Fornicate With Her? by Vulcanheph(m): 2:23pm On Jul 22, 2020
GOFRONT:
Bros abeg use one stone kill two birds...
Too much sense no go kill you. gringringrin
Celebrities › Re: Man Caught On Camera Stealing Massive Love Machine From A Sex Shop In Broad Daylight by Vulcanheph(m): 9:59am On Jul 22, 2020
Na wah oh

Culture › Re: Meet The Koma Tribe That Doesn't Wear Clothes by Vulcanheph(m): 9:39am On Jul 22, 2020
The girl in the first picture....hmmm

Jokes Etc › Re: Are There Successes Of Buhari Administration? by Vulcanheph(m): 8:41pm On Jul 21, 2020
Boko haram

Unemployment

Hardship

Abuse of power

Recession

Insecurity
Literature › Re: His Neighbor's Wife by Vulcanheph(m): 5:47pm On Jul 21, 2020
First of all, captivating story....i Abandoned the literature section for a long time due to the atitude of the writers , thanks for restoring my faith...
i Have read every story on your profile and i've been so mesmerized by every single one it, especially the one called "VICTIMS", that story needs to be published because apart from the Thrilling it was, i couldn't help but realise how accurate it was in capturing the political/religious situation of Nigeria, the story broke me Emotionally , i strongly feel that every religious fanatic out there both christian and Muslim need to read it....
As for this particular story i will reserve my comment untill the end.......
Finally i noticed that you seem to like the name "AMAKA" very much because there is a character with that name in almost all your stories gringringrin
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Education › Re: Why Are Sperm Whales Called Sperm Whales by Vulcanheph(m): 10:31am On Jul 21, 2020
Before the discovery/use of Crude, Whale oil was a very important commodity as a result they were hunted excessively, this oil is probably the reason they are called Sperm whales.....
Celebrities › Re: Dorathy Holds Sway With Bouncing Boobs At Morning Workout (video) by Vulcanheph(m): 10:11pm On Jul 20, 2020
First of all the hoe isn't even trying to cover up the over sized boobs, since Obviously that's all she has to offer......

Romance › Re: 10 Million Naira Or This, Which Will You Choose? (Pics) by Vulcanheph(m): 10:03pm On Jul 20, 2020
The only reason i'll choose the girl over the money is if i can use her pant for Rituals....
Politics › Re: Ismaila Isa Funtua Is Dead by Vulcanheph(m): 9:55pm On Jul 20, 2020
One by one .....dem don Dey go.
Romance › Re: Nigerians Are Hypocrites When It Comes To Sex. My Experience At Shoprite by Vulcanheph(m): 9:46pm On Jul 20, 2020
yanabasee1:
OP..... you really shocked them....


Same with the condom thing.... went to get a condom at a pharmacy and people where much...and I needed it urgently...so I shouted from behind that the lady should hurry up and pass me a condom that was at the shelf right in front of her and everyone turned to my direction with some sort of intimidating look, like who's the devil here?


I no send anybody, I just stretched my hand collect am begin run back... Who get time for their hypocrisy.....

Literature › Re: His Neighbor's Wife by Vulcanheph(m): 12:14pm On Jul 19, 2020
Lovely story .....i'll like to know the name of the prequel of this story.
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Crime › Re: Twitter Hack: FBI Investigates Major Attack by Vulcanheph(m): 7:41am On Jul 17, 2020
Nuel4:
why exactly will a sane human being hack the account of president of USA?
This investigation is just normal fraud and hacking but if they had included Trump in their rubbish, it would have been a major scandal and serious issue of national security there would have been an international shitstorm of galactic proportion raining on whichever country the hackers are from.
USA are very vindictive and they are obsessed with not being humiliated
My point exactly.....if the could Hack the accounts of elon musk, lack dorsey and many other prominent americans then Trump's account is just a piece of Cake, but they know that the act will have major consequences on them.....
Crime › Re: Twitter Hack: FBI Investigates Major Attack by Vulcanheph(m): 6:15am On Jul 17, 2020
This is definitely an inside job.....and the interesting thing is that , they didn't hack trump's account Which shows that whoever is responsible for this knows what's they are doing.
Literature › Re: His Neighbor's Wife by Vulcanheph(m): 10:47pm On Jul 16, 2020
First of all this is a wonderful story, i love it, .....i once created a thread where i pointed out how Nairaland story writers don't always complete their stories and you commented and talked about how you always complete your stories.....please i hope you keep your promise, because i'm already Hooked to it.
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Romance › Re: Seun Wants To Make Me Go Back To Masturbation But He’s A Liar. by Vulcanheph(m): 7:12pm On Jul 16, 2020
Op, we all know that you were, you still are and will always be a member of the Vaseline crew..... So please leave Seun alone.
Politics › Re: I Bet With You, You Did Not Know What Hushpuppi Means.. by Vulcanheph(m): 6:56pm On Jul 16, 2020
I knew about it about a year ago, when i made a research on google about the african american term "SOUL FOOD" and somewhere along the research i came across the word "HUSHPUPPI" , when i checked it out i came to know that it was actually the name of a Snack.......before then all i knew about the name was about the fraudster.
Phones › Re: Latest Android Phone You Can Buy With Budget Below 30k In Nigeria by Vulcanheph(m): 6:44pm On Jul 16, 2020
Thanks for the thread op.....this info came at a time i needed it .
Romance › Re: . by Vulcanheph(m): 6:38pm On Jul 16, 2020
I thought i was the only one who loves big water Melons.....it's good to know that i'm not alone gringringringringrin
Romance › Re: Lady Lectures Guys On How To Properly Squeeze Breast (watch Video) by Vulcanheph(m): 6:17pm On Jul 16, 2020
Omo see groove.....

Education › Re: Head Teacher Of Primary School In Maiduguri Turns Classroom To Poultry Farm by Vulcanheph(m): 6:04pm On Jul 16, 2020
Na wah for aboki them oh....even if your wanted to do your business , must you use a school.
Phones › Re: 90 Percent Of Nairaland Users Uses Freebasics by Vulcanheph(m): 5:50pm On Jul 16, 2020
Tunde835:
I use freebasics nd button phone 2 browse with opera free browsing wen i want 2 use youtube instead of buying 100 naira 75mb in which case would finish with d speed of light on mtn i buy mtn youtube nd instagram which gives me 300mb 2 browse on all google apps nd websites including google play nd instagram for N100 nd watch videos on basic mode nd wen i need 2 download from other websites i browse at night wit N25 for 250mb dats how i browse wit minimum cost
chai, You Dey really take advantage of MTN

Romance › Re: Pls I Need Airtime by Vulcanheph(m): 3:34pm On Jul 16, 2020
Aboywithnoname:
thank you for making a joke of the situation. May people not make a joke of you at the most crucial moment of your life
Hahahahahahaha......did you realry think can guilt-trip me into taking sympathy on you, if you like don't go and Hustle...be there beggin for airtime online from strangers.
Romance › Re: Pls I Need Airtime by Vulcanheph(m): 2:58pm On Jul 16, 2020
Just manage this #1000 naira. 355223687514147
Please load it before someone else does.
Phones › Re: 90 Percent Of Nairaland Users Uses Freebasics by Vulcanheph(m): 2:53pm On Jul 16, 2020
60% Of Nairalanders use the free basics app. 35% Use the opera mini daily free bundle Only 5% Use data
Don't ask me how i knew this.....
Celebrities › Re: Ex-beauty Queen Ronke Tiamiyu Shows Off Her Sexy Body In Pink Lingerie by Vulcanheph(m): 2:44pm On Jul 16, 2020
IvarTheBoneless:
Distinguished Gentlemen of the Vaseline Guild of Nigeria (VGN)...

Shall we?
We shall....

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