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Politics › Re: You Visited Someone And This Kind Of Bed Was Offered To You, What Would You Do ? by Vulcanheph(m): 8:49pm On Jun 24, 2020

The look on lala's Face after viewin this thread....

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Sheffield United (3 - 0) On 24th June 2020 by Vulcanheph(m): 8:17pm On Jun 24, 2020

Angelfrost:
Sigh... Too much weed is bad for your health!!!

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Romance › Re: Beautiful Homeless Lady Roaming The Street Of Abuja by Vulcanheph(m): 4:36pm On Jun 24, 2020

KingAzubuike:
Grow up from your superstitious beliefs. It's not possible to steal anybody's destiny. It's the same mentality that makes you believe you can conjure money out of thin air by doing ritual. That girl right there might be suffering from a mental disorder . Sometimes I don't blame the white men for calling you monkeys.

No one Hates superstition more than me and i know that the girl might be Suffering from a mental illness but if you don't Believe that Voodoo can be used to do many Terrible things which include making someone run mad, then you need to Wake up from your Slumber...

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Romance › Re: My husband says My Tummy Has Become Too Big by Vulcanheph(m): 4:03pm On Jun 24, 2020

Whether op is telling the truth or not, what we should understand is that most Nigerian women stop Monitoring their weight immediately after getting married......2-3 years after marriage the slim girl you married has turned into a Cow.

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Romance › Re: Beautiful Homeless Lady Roaming The Street Of Abuja by Vulcanheph(m): 3:42pm On Jun 24, 2020

This one probably don follow one g-boy wey come carry her Pant...

Literature › Wattpad Stories Zone by Vulcanheph(op): 8:40pm On Jun 23, 2020

We all know that the literature section of Nairaland isn't what it once was, there are many reasons why it has lost it's Vibe, due to many reasons one of which is the inability of the writers to complete the stories they have started....i would have never have known about wattpad if not for a Nairalander that was plagarising one of the books from there to Nairaland which was what made me start going there, the story in particular is titled "THE BITE" by zerowinethirty and it has two Sequels named "THE RISE" and "THE BLOOD", those books are interesting and very good.....So state any good books you have read there in the comments.

Romance › Re: Can You Marry Someone That Behave Just Like Your Mother ?? by Vulcanheph(m): 8:10pm On Jun 23, 2020

Y-E-S
My mother (Bless her soul) was a wonderful woman, although i'll admit that she was a little Rough around the edges but she had all the qualities i'll ever need in a wife i always Pray for a woman with the qualities my mum had......rest on Mum, i'll always love you.

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Romance › Re: Guys Are Always Too Quick To Assume That We Ladies Are Crazy! by Vulcanheph(m): 7:44am On Jun 23, 2020

Real guys who have taken the red Pill never go into any relationship with all their hearts, especially if it's with most Nigerian girls...... CLOSURE KILL YOU THERE

Education › Re: What Some Redditors Think Of Nairaland by Vulcanheph(m): 7:54am On Jun 22, 2020

MrCanceller:

Sorry your opinion is inconsequential and you're of no use to this forum.
I suggest you write your opinion in a piece of paper, fold it like a ball and shove it deep into your ass.

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Education › Re: What Some Redditors Think Of Nairaland by Vulcanheph(m): 7:46am On Jun 22, 2020

matrixme:
Do we need to bother ourselves with the thought of pro-white activists and their agenda? Lions don't consider the opinion of sheep. Reddit is not a place where black People's opinion count, so they always look negatively on any black issues. I stopped going there more than 2 years ago and I've never been happier.
At least Nairaland na we-we, so that's all that matters. Many people here have gotten jobs via Nairaland. Many businesses have increased value, money has changed hands via Nairaland and perhaps some may have even secured their life partner here. So who Reddit help? Tell me..

True talk

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Education › Re: School Lockdown: See What Has Become Unical Campus Shuttle Buses by Vulcanheph(m): 6:50am On Jun 21, 2020

Idighe ekpiri mkpo .....(no be small thing)

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Politics › Re: Gov Ben Ayade Welcomes Obaseki To PDP by Vulcanheph(m): 11:38am On Jun 20, 2020

Ayade will always Seize any opportunity to showcase himself to the world.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: If You Have Ever Received Fake Job Invite, Come In Here. by Vulcanheph(m): 11:32am On Jun 20, 2020

Only one Phrase comes to mind.....GNLD

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Who Has Done An Interview Or Gotten A Job Since COVID-19 Started? by Vulcanheph(m): 5:43am On Jun 20, 2020

hayjayman:
GNLD Alert!.. If you didn't apply for any job with them.. You better keep your money in the trying times... Nothing like training with jumia o

I swear those GNLD guys are Scum.....

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Romance › Re: If You Don’t Joke With Booty, This Post Is Strictly For You [PICTURES] by Vulcanheph(m): 5:25am On Jun 20, 2020

I Hate excess ass....give me something perky, round, firm and soft.

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Food › Re: List Of 12 Weird Food Combinations That Nigerians Actually Love Eating by Vulcanheph(m): 9:22pm On Jun 19, 2020

3. Bread and Pepper Soup

Politics › Re: Funny Meme Of Oshiomole And Tinubu - Photo by Vulcanheph(m): 7:25pm On Jun 19, 2020

Pure Savage grin

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Crime › Re: Should I Return This Money Wrongly Credited To My Bank Account. by Vulcanheph(m): 7:16pm On Jun 19, 2020

Return the money to him....but don't give him cash, let him send the account details to you and then you transfer it online, because he might have done a Fraudulent transaction and given your account details to the people and when you give him cash , he disappears and whoever he Scammed will have your account details and will come for you, you can at least send him back 90% Of the money and keep 10% For your bank charges and the troubles it took you to transfer it.

Education › Re: World’s Largest Reptile Egg Discovered On Antarctica by Vulcanheph(m): 6:54pm On Jun 19, 2020

Ecbatana:
They should boil or fry it.

First of all the Egg has become Fossilized so they can't do anything more about it, then it's not a must that every wild animal must be Eaten.

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Romance › Re: Different Types Of Cute And Tight Pussies [pics] by Vulcanheph(m): 6:48pm On Jun 19, 2020

Op Why did you use the title to raise our hopes up?....

Celebrities › Re: Police Release Cubana Chief Priest, Bless Kemi Olunloyo With 200K. VIDEO by Vulcanheph(m): 6:49am On Jun 19, 2020

Flexherbal:
So the police escorts allow themselves to be misused?

you can misuse all your police escourts as you like, just make sure you always give them small 'something' regularly.

Celebrities › Re: Actress Mercy Aigbe Celebrates Son Birthday With Lovely Photos, As He Turns 10 by Vulcanheph(m): 6:44am On Jun 19, 2020

He is a mini male version of his mother

Politics › Re: Ajimobi Hasn’t Been Disconnected From Life Support But He's Gone- Fisayo Soyombo by Vulcanheph(m): 3:14am On Jun 19, 2020

Isinweke:
You're a zombie

you Obviously don't understand Sarcasm.....I don't have any sympathy for any Nigerian politician

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Romance › Re: Welcome My Sister She Is Back From Las Vegas,and new here (photos) by Vulcanheph(m): 3:11am On Jun 19, 2020

No be only las Vegas, na las Gidi.....useless Scammer

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Romance › Re: Top 10 Adult Movie Watching Countries Rated By Google by Vulcanheph(m): 11:54am On Jun 17, 2020

Emilokoiyawon:
Allah A'kbar

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Phones › Re: Why You Should Stop Using MTN Midnight Data by Vulcanheph(m): 5:27am On Jun 17, 2020

What you guys don't realise is that MTN is very trickish and deceptive, so you have to use your head when dealin with them......best thing to do is use another network for your main monthly Subscription and use them only for night plan, since i discovered that this is what they do, I don't do night sub when i already have an existing sub, so i just sub with my 9mobile and browse during the day , then i Switch over to night sub on MTN and use it at night.

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Crime › Re: U.S Treasury Sanctions 6 Nigerian Cyber Actors For Targeting U.S Businesses by Vulcanheph(m): 5:16am On Jun 17, 2020

[quote author= post=90753488]Multiply the 6 of them ages all together, that should be their jail time.
Chikena.

Bastard criminals that keep soiling the name of our darling nation everywhere.
With all the great opportunities they have over there, crime is the only thing inside their empty head.

Oles, ndi ohi, thieves, barawos.
You will see the people that see them as theit rile models coming here to support their crimes.

Na inside prison all of una go end las las.
Lazy youths! tongue

[/quote]I hope you recommend the same amount of Jail time for "Your Darling daddy" and all his fellow thieves for stealin from the country too.

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