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Education / Re: 2019 Xfire Nairaland Undergraduate Scholarship Test :::Verification of Winners:: by wackpoet(m): 6:43pm On Jan 25, 2019
timay:

I swear cos I didn't do well in the stage 1
Guy you done win abeg wetin you score for stage one
Education / Re: 2019 Xfire Nairaland Undergraduate Scholarship Test :::Verification of Winners:: by wackpoet(m): 6:54pm On Jan 23, 2019
ejosh4:
76.2%.... bring it on ...
na lie. Guy how. ��

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Politics / Re: The Politics of Village/Town Development In Anambra State:Adazi Nnukwu by wackpoet(m): 6:15pm On Dec 29, 2018
I am a proud son of Adazi and reading through this thread made me even prouder. I also saw a picture of my father's house. Very thorough and amazing work you did I must say.
Crime / Re: Police Kill Iso Akpafid Kidnapper & Cultist In Akwa Ibom (Graphic Pics) by wackpoet(m): 11:22pm On Jan 15, 2018
so contrary to popular opinion you can actually catch Iso �
Education / Re: Top 5 Ways Nigerian Students Should Not Make Money by wackpoet(m): 11:41am On Dec 26, 2017
I just pity those guys shouting bet9ja upandan.now is not the best time to engage in football betting as teams just dey fuckup left and right.perhaps some of these clubs have started selling their matches but no one knows for sure.my one cent though.
Religion / Re: Upload Your Christmas Selfie Here by wackpoet(m): 8:29pm On Dec 25, 2017
Emmasonic4me:
It's my birthday!! In the spirit of double celebrations, am uploading my pictures for the first time here... tongue cool
Happy birthday man
Politics / Re: I Will Never Please My Children At Detriment Of Nigerians- Buhari by wackpoet(m): 1:57pm On Dec 25, 2017
sai baba till 2023 grin





























lol na play oo before them afonjas use my head do skullarshipgrin

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Politics / Re: The Human Side Of President Buhari: Watch Buhari's 55-Minute Documentary (Video) by wackpoet(m): 1:47pm On Dec 25, 2017
lol,when I read some of the comments here,I begin to wonder if this were the same people that were shouting sai baba some few years ago.indeed wonders shall never end grin

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Politics / Re: Fuel Scarcity: Fight At NNPC Filling Station In LEKKI (Video) by wackpoet(m): 9:41am On Dec 25, 2017
princeade86:
God wil make things easy 4 us.
can't we work things out for ourselves.must we always depend on God for everything.will God come down from heaven to chase out the corrupt politicians?
Politics / Re: Atiku Abubakar Reacts To Fuel Scarcity In Nigeria by wackpoet(m): 1:15pm On Dec 24, 2017
is this truly the downfall of the once great Nigeria? undecided
Religion / Re: It's Christmas Eve! Share Your Experience So Far by wackpoet(m): 12:31pm On Dec 24, 2017
this Christmas is boring as fvck.Hardship everywhere.SMH for buhari
Politics / Re: Man Spends 12 Hours To Get 10 Liters Of Petrol In Lagos (Photos) by wackpoet(m): 12:14pm On Dec 23, 2017
this christmas seems to be the be the worst.i was meant to travel to onitsha yesterday but the money for transport has fustrated my plans coupled with hardship everywhere,E no go better for buhari and his cohorts*sighs*
Politics / Re: Man Spends 12 Hours To Get 10 Liters Of Petrol In Lagos (Photos) by wackpoet(m): 12:11pm On Dec 23, 2017
udo4:
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you this bastard scammer stay one place na.see as you just dey litter everywhere with your rubbish
Literature / Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by wackpoet(m): 8:39am On Sep 15, 2017
I dropped corny lines to amaize the chick.

How do Hot chargers relieve sexual tension - find current and suck it (socket)

Why do babies cry when they're born, because God gives them high (eye) lashes

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Nairaland / General / Re: 6 Most Fatal Stampedes In History by wackpoet(m): 8:01am On Sep 15, 2017
martineverest:
that was PANIC and helter shelter....... Stampede is different....... Imagine a gunshot in an open space with 200 ppl and a gunshot in an small room contain 200 ppl with just a single door as escape route
this is dumb tho. stampede is a result of panic. I and my family were one of the first people to cross the canal, way before close to 600 people died check (Wikipedia for cross reference). If that is not a stampede, I don't know what is.
Celebrities / Re: Ufomba Onyinyechi Goes Nude In A Bathtub Photoshoot by wackpoet(m): 1:46am On Sep 14, 2017
Sfateema:




Exactly
you're pretty

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Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Reacts To Vic O Diss Track by wackpoet(m): 7:09pm On Sep 02, 2017
Tamarapetty:
angry prepare too!! ima split ya head into two so you can think twice, only time you gon be feeling high is having emotion for flies then ima crack your ribs like a comedian and pack ya hips so you know how pain feels. i gat you on ya knees now, your next to the feet (DEFEAT) !

WATCH OUT cool
omg this is legendary ish , this is 9ice
Music/Radio / Re: Patoranking – Hale Hale (Video) + Photos by wackpoet(m): 1:09pm On Jul 24, 2017
lekanjeremiah:



Wait there make i go price the land for ikorodu... Before I go click that link
na that side sef i dey go . No worry when i see you i go hail you "baddoo"
Music/Radio / Re: Patoranking – Hale Hale (Video) + Photos by wackpoet(m): 12:38pm On Jul 24, 2017
no body wey no fit to make am .
people of nairaland abeg help me follow this link and like my picture there https://www.instagram.com/p/BWldpsMAuAD/ . Thanks
Politics / Re: 2019: Inside Pdp’s Plans To Topple APC by wackpoet(m): 9:36pm On Jul 22, 2017
https://www.instagram.com/p/BWldpsMAuAD/ help like this picture
Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa Shows Off Her Sitting Room by wackpoet(m): 9:25pm On Jul 22, 2017
After Timaya showed his . issokay . https://www.instagram.com/p/BWldpsMAuAD/ please guys follow this link to help me like my picture
Crime / Re: Wife Pays Assassin N10,000 To Kill Her Husband In Osun (Pics, Video) by wackpoet(m): 9:20pm On Jul 22, 2017
The heart of man is wicked
https://www.instagram.com/p/BWldpsMAuAD/
please guys follow this link to help me like this picture. Thanks .
Education / Re: 2017 JAMB Change Of Course/Institution Thread by wackpoet(m): 8:49am On Jul 18, 2017
chukwukapromise:


-Log into your jamb profile

-Open D menu bar to expose d list of services

-Click on Registration

-Click on Utme correction of Data.


You see a page bearing your RRR code and Your Transaction Id and some oda details...Copy d RRR code, And head to d bank.


At the bank[zenith] Tell d staffs there dat you want to do remitta..They will help u check if theirs network for that.If their is network, U'll be given a deposit slip...On d deposit slip Write dat copied RRR code on d Top of the slip...Leave D Account no Empty...The acct name should be UTME DATA CORRECTIONS..After filling d Slip,...u can then Pay Your 2500...Bank May request you pay their charges...100 Or 200naira...After sucessfully paying, An A4 paper would be given to you, Bearing your Bar code and Some of your details...This paper serves as evidence of payment, So keep it well..
thanks a bunch bro
Education / Re: 2017 JAMB Change Of Course/Institution Thread by wackpoet(m): 8:24am On Jul 18, 2017
chukwukapromise:
u need to generate a Payment invoice for that...When u have generated Such invoice, U den need to remit Your 2500 into D account Number/RRR code that would be given you...U can pay using Your Atm or Remitta platform...
hw do i generate a payment invoice?
Education / Re: 2017 JAMB Change Of Course/Institution Thread by wackpoet(m): 7:20am On Jul 18, 2017
pls hw do I pay d 2500 you guys are talking about
Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by wackpoet(m): 11:14am On Jun 27, 2017
Bookiemart01:
Why not buy tomorrow and use the opportunity of the discount sales coming up?


i haven't saved up enough yet.Am still short of about 10k
Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by wackpoet(m): 8:49pm On Jun 26, 2017
pls am planning to buy redmi 4a say next month and I just want to know if it is suitable for gaming cause am a heavy gamer
Foreign Affairs / Re: Donald Trump Pulls The United States Out Of The Paris Climate Change Agreement by wackpoet(m): 4:48am On Jun 02, 2017
Y'all welcome to Trump world
Literature / Re: In Four Sentences, Write A Short Romantic Story. by wackpoet(m): 9:16am On Apr 28, 2017
one step forward, two steps back .
One slippery floor, two faulty heels
.
one embarrassing fall, one drink spills
.
Two sturdy arms caught me, one hour later two lovers kissing in the dark .

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Romance / Re: #keepthechangebae Trending On Twitter by wackpoet(m): 4:56pm On Mar 30, 2017
part of the trolling

Romance / #keepthechangebae Trending On Twitter by wackpoet(m): 4:54pm On Mar 30, 2017
@palboayodeji has been on the hot seat ever since his twitter post
Literature / Re: Horror In Two Sentences.. by wackpoet(m): 11:07am On Mar 22, 2017
It was a starless night, waking up I walked towards the toilet to pee, walking past the rocking chair a hand gripped my arm. Screaming, I woke up, heaving , I turned to switch on the lights and at the end of the room was a rocking chair and on it was me, rocking.

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