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PhonesRe: Tecno P9, Tecno S5, & D9 Released For Christmas by WackyJ1(m): 9:07am On Dec 19, 2013
DBrizz: i dnt knw y bt sometimes wen i try 2 touch d screen, it touches anoda fnct until i have to lock n unlock d screen... I nid help
Change your rubbish tecno then you will have deliverance


Maximus884: it seems u dnt hv anytin 2 do well here z a job 4 u go f**k d wall...jerk
Looks like majority of tecno fan boys are touts.... lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Silly Things Guys Do by WackyJ1(m): 1:30pm On Dec 18, 2013
OP only a few of your points are right the rest are more like personal jabs

mrsincredible: 2) sleeping with almost all the girls in their area cause it makes them feel man enough
It takes two to tango and like one guy asked "why must all the girls sleep with one guy" . it is not necessarily about being man enough, what if the girls are hot cute sexy and cheap?

mrsincredible: 4) playing videos games like kids.
Video games are not made by kids for kida are they? Even girls play video games and i personally am not a gamr freak. So what's your point?

mrsincredible: 7) saying they respect their mother but lack respect for a woman
Respect is reciprocal, just because she has a hole and boobs doesn't mean we should respect her except she has proven to deserve it

mrsincredible: 9) kissing and telling- you brag about girls you have slept with
As if girls don't also do this and tell their girlfriends how they sucked that mugu dry
RomanceRe: His Female Friends Complain 'bout Him by WackyJ1(m): 1:04pm On Dec 17, 2013
wazzar: I didn't notice that! undecided
See bolded below

kajole: dude dey wont gerrit

iam worst than you but the truth dey keep saying Hy d next day

dat you high? Part got me laughin hatd
i say it 99.5 times in all of my chat

for those who would say dude grow up
i don grow finish so save it

i am out
RomanceRe: Improve Your Dating Game Here.! See Inside. by WackyJ1(m): 1:03pm On Dec 17, 2013
Why will they go and put another thread similar to this one on front page when this thread has gone far and is better.

I smel politics

Anyway OP permission to type all the tips you have been giving here and post so as to prevent people from

Having to go through all the pages
PhonesRe: Gionee Elife E3 Discussion Thread by WackyJ1(m): 8:58pm On Dec 16, 2013
Coolstan: i had that and deleted it. I prefer OALD
Full version is what size and what is the link in torrent bay
PhonesRe: Tecno P9, Tecno S5, & D9 Released For Christmas by WackyJ1(m): 10:52am On Dec 16, 2013
brizzle1.16:
the problems is Nigerians are so fooled by all this big companies .........quote from CNN that Nigerian buy the most expensive phone and companies like samsung,lg tend to make more money in Nigeria than any other country
Bro go and do your research well and then come back and talk. Is that what you want to use yo defend tecno? Or is it not tecno that makes 100% of their profit frkm nigerians?
PhonesRe: Tecno P9, Tecno S5, & D9 Released For Christmas by WackyJ1(m): 10:50am On Dec 16, 2013
DBrizz: owboii u b bastad o
Looll. Tout
PhonesRe: Gionee Elife E3 Discussion Thread by WackyJ1(m): 10:50am On Dec 16, 2013
deejay_harry1: its not normal on any phone
So what could be wrong here?
PhonesRe: Gionee Elife E3 Discussion Thread by WackyJ1(m): 10:45am On Dec 16, 2013
Something i noticed about this phone.


If you charge it to completion (100%) and then you remove the battery and leave it for 2 - 3 hours, you will come back to meet it at 95%, or 92% is it normal? Don't think so
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Tested Me With Cheating & 'Pregnancy' by WackyJ1(m): 10:42am On Dec 16, 2013
mikyke: wat else do U want to hear from me dear. I told U everytn and dat I called back the r/ship and forgave her. I only wanted to hear view to knw if I made a grave mistake
Okay now what is your next course of action
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Tested Me With Cheating & 'Pregnancy' by WackyJ1(m): 10:41am On Dec 16, 2013
♥Dεs•Chγκσ♥:
bros, if you didn't understand it, don't blame me.. Blame ASUU.. Besides, the students on this thread had no difficulty understanding my 'FTC' post.. #JustSaying.. cheesy




At last.. Someone who thinks in another directionkiss
Bros please SHUT UP!!!!

You don't know what you're saying. You might even be a girl hence the support..
RomanceRe: I'm Dating My Friend's Sister But He Doesn't Know. by WackyJ1(m): 10:39am On Dec 16, 2013
You disgust me OP... The very behaviour and indecisiveness you have shown here has proven you to be a spineless greedy backstabber. angry angry

You don't want something to go wrong,, and Yet you know you should tell your friend...
The only reason you feel you should tell your friend is because you are scared that he might find out later and things will go wrong...

OP you are scared to lose this girl and thay takes preCedence over your willingness to do the right thing. Yes that is selfishnes i smell, if it were me i will never trust you with anything again since you think like a wussy.

Go and tell your friend if you know you have no ulterior motives and stop acting like a criminal .
PhonesRe: Gionee Elife E3 Discussion Thread by WackyJ1(m): 9:16pm On Dec 15, 2013
The Oxford dictionary on playstore is a very small file. I hope it is not an online dictionary, i want an offline version
RomanceRe: I'm Dating My Friend's Sister But He Doesn't Know. by WackyJ1(m): 9:15pm On Dec 15, 2013
The Op is just a kid and a coward with no balls
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Tested Me With Cheating & 'Pregnancy' by WackyJ1(m): 6:26pm On Dec 15, 2013
The OP was online just a few moments ago and he should have seen this, and used his head. Let he who has eyes let him read!!!
PhonesRe: Airtel BIS Internet Data Now Sucking Very Fast by WackyJ1(m): 3:48pm On Dec 15, 2013
Thank you etisalat
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Tested Me With Cheating & 'Pregnancy' by WackyJ1(m): 2:57pm On Dec 15, 2013
milychocs: I am a woman, and I agree with posts like this
I smell fish in her story, even though I could be wrong
(I sometimes have outlandish but truthful tales to tell that people never believe)

To add to what you people are saying,
What if the poster had hurt himself, or tried to, in those two weeks....like swallowing bleach, slashing his wrist(s), and all those suicidal things some sad (depressive) people do?
He could even have succeeded in killing himself?

Add this to the fact of the two weeks in question and phone call instead of visit, and the three day interval before she called to call him Sir Lancelot, okay knight and I am not a believer!
Well...
She either does not love the poster as much as he loves her, or has a bizarre way of showing her love!
SassyKwin: IN MY GIRLISH OPINION
THAT LADY DONT LOVE U,SHE JUST FOUND UR WEAKNESS,
THAT WAS STUPID ,BUT EVERYTHING HAS HAPPEND,ITS NOW UR TURN TO TEST HER LOVE

GUSH I CANT STAND A DAY IF I DONT HEAR MY PRINCE CHARMING's VOICE NT TO TALK OF 2 WEEKS**calling him right away 2 say happy sunday**
shilling: Hmmmm...why did she wait for 2 weeks though? Very odd.

I hate pranks in general, but the more "normal" thing to do would be to tell you before you travelled, and not wait for 2 weeks! Anyways, if you trust her, go with your gut feeling and continue the relationship.
nekaa: She get mind o, how could she have waited for 2weeks leaving you in obvious pain before she came out with was she called the truth..... I couldn't have done such an expensive test, the risk in it are over the roof.
temmysoremekun: Wowwww.......as i read thru ds i felt like crying...i know its a true life story....ds is so deep....it was an expensive joke/ test cos in d process she would have lost you...but i can seeee dt ur love is so deep...i can't do ds to test a man......bbut i conly wish dt God will make our men love us so deeply like ds n also God will help us ladies too to love our men sincerly...so dt there won't be need of testing d genuinity of the love.
thegeorgy: yea 2 weeks is too long.if it were me,before you decide to come to KD,i would have told you its a prank or before you u even leave for Abuja,i'll come out clean.she might not be into you as much as u think.cos playing this kind of prank is too the extreme if at all it is...i believe someone was there stealing her attention from you within those weeks,cos for the sake of love,i CAN NEVER wait that long to tell u its a joke.a woman in love cant stay that long without getting in touch. u love her fact but she dooesn't love you that much,maybe she likes u cos u are nice guy and she's just hanging on to you till she finds someone she loves make e no be like say she no get serious relationship.
or like some1 said,let her know u are still bothered by the joke,u buy a pregnancy test trip,and let her pee for u,her first morning urine,u follow intructions on the pack and do a pregnacy test,if its recent,it will still be positive cos the hormones are still there or go for a vaginal exam with her...she don test u,u have passed,now its time fir her to prove her love for u.she started the music,its time for a dance.
#my opinion though.
OP LADIES HAVE SPOKEN. A WORD THEY SAY IS ENOUGH FOR THE WISE
PhonesRe: Tecno P9, Tecno S5, & D9 Released For Christmas by WackyJ1(m): 11:30pm On Dec 14, 2013
DBrizz: ehya, go kis snake if e dey pain u
Shut up there useless fan boy
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Tested Me With Cheating & 'Pregnancy' by WackyJ1(m): 11:29pm On Dec 14, 2013
But finally finally, ladies una strong sha... I hail una embarassed
RomanceRe: I'm Dating My Friend's Sister But He Doesn't Know. by WackyJ1(m): 10:46pm On Dec 14, 2013
ARareGem: But why is it an issue to date your friend's sister? I really don't get it... especially if they're working towards marriage. undecided
Are the people in this case working towards marriage? undecided
RomanceRe: I'm Dating My Friend's Sister But He Doesn't Know. by WackyJ1(m): 10:38pm On Dec 14, 2013
Waspy: Dude, you are walking on a tight rope, you just violated Guy's Code 18. So you actually pull the runs under your friends nose...You be bad guy o, you fit kill that your friend be dat. But since we find love in the least expected places, i'll play the Pontius Pilate role in ur case. My advice, since her mum and sis already know and her cool with it, its best you let her tell his brother, that she wants you, that shld help.
This is so true...

OP you know that what you are doing is wrong and that your friend would definitely not like what you are doing that is why you are hiding it. If you know it would go well and it would be cool for you both then why did you now tell him when you know you have nothing to worry about?

You are reasoning like a woman (no offence ladies) , sit and down and reason out the reason for your actions instead of decieving yourselves... By the time your mum enter one chance for her job then you'll know
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Tested Me With Cheating & 'Pregnancy' by WackyJ1(m): 10:19pm On Dec 14, 2013
mazizi tonene: wen she gets to 40 single and testing...she'll personally drop out of d "test skul"
The bolded got me cracking up Lmao .. Single and testing grin grin


reflx: Dude...she had an abortion most likely...do a pregnancy test...if within six weeks of the abortion,it will still be positive albeit 'faint positive' in later stages...also a pelvic ultrasound scan will show a bulky uterus for about two months....
Look around her apartment well...you may stumble upon the results hidden.
Love with your heart and trust with your head.
Think man. Think!
Medic.
OP i think you need go take another bus back to kaduna sharply
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Tested Me With Cheating & 'Pregnancy' by WackyJ1(m): 9:59pm On Dec 14, 2013
idnoble135: grin grin grin
Bros we need to declare a state of emergency on thia guy's brain
PhonesRe: Tecno P9, Tecno S5, & D9 Released For Christmas by WackyJ1(m): 9:56pm On Dec 14, 2013
Tecno no get sense. E remain small make s5 make sesne they come go put 512 mb RAM , foolish tecno angry
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Tested Me With Cheating & 'Pregnancy' by WackyJ1(m): 9:52pm On Dec 14, 2013
Front page THANK THE LORD!! Now more guys can come and help this guy get his senses back
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Tested Me With Cheating & 'Pregnancy' by WackyJ1(m): 8:36pm On Dec 14, 2013
2buff: I would have done the same and not considered myself any less stronger than the OP.
It's a matter of principle. If by her test she doesn't give a shit about my feelings as well, then theres something quite wrong with her.

Women have extremely low memory of the good things you do, but will remember the bad forever. Mess up later in life and she will act like you never passed her "test". You would sound like a fool reminding her about what you did for her 10 years ago or some ish. When you do don't be surprised to hear "And so what?!"...if she remembers at all
Extom: Oboy, there is this thing about my instinct; its never wrong!!! And in this your case, as soon as I finished reading the epistle, here's what my instinct says it is:
The distance between you guys gave her room to be seeing someone else, one thing led to another and she got pregnant for him, he ran away, her conscience and emotions ran wild, she couldn't keep it all under control(with the guy denying, and you ignorant), so she decided to at least get your forgiveness(cos of karma), and she got your forgiveness, and decided to start all over again. She looked for money and terminated the preg, and then you came back!!! With you coming back, she knew if she played her cards right, it wouldn't be a lose-lose situation for her, so a real-life occurrence automatically became a prank to test your faithfulness that has not faltered in 3yrs. WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE BRO! Its the same conscience that didn't allow her keep the 10k.
Have you asked yourself these questionshuh
1, What if you hadn't called her after 2 weeks, she would throw away everything you guys have been through for three years, because of a silly prankhuh
2, What if she actually was pregnanthuh
3,What if you approached this issue logically, rather than emotionallyhuh
Every guy is a smart, intelligent and great guy, until we fall in love, and become pvssies... That's why sometimes we need that 'resuscitating-slap' back to reality. So bro this is my own friendly slap to bring you out of that fantasy.
See with your eyes and head, not your heart bro!!!

And FINALLY, I MIGHT BE WRONG!!!
Bro listen to your brothers oh!!! They are right oh 3 years is not beans. Don't be a FOOL Yes i said it amd it is not an insult.

Princess zoe: That's ok dear. Please try to forgive her wholly from your heart for making you go through what you went through otherwise you might keep presenting this case over and over again to people thereby standing the chances of being advised wrongly which can make you lose you good woman and relationship. Is not easy anywhere. Forgive and free your mind my dear.
This is the dumbest thing ever . so you even have the guts to call the girl a good girl, goes to show that you think with your an.u.s , you didn't even ask appropriate question and You are alreasy giving him this advice
The man has thr right to know the truth after all he has built his plans around her


Op princess zoe is noy someone you should listen yo for advice from her history in nairaland romance section when it comes to dicey issues like this.

OP don't be a fool be a man! Yoy father did not waste his seed someone who was tested and played like you and you just acceptes every word of it. Your mother would not want this for her son. I am trying not to get angry and call you stupid because you displayed stupidity not love. Abeg do your research well... Ask around her area dig deep
PhonesRe: Introducing The Tecno D9 by WackyJ1(m): 3:54pm On Dec 14, 2013
When will the foolishness of techno end? When will the senses of those forming team techno come back.

Techno has good phones no doubt but out of the perhaps 15 models of android phones they have only 5 that are worth using in the mid-range, low range and top-range category, the rest are juat recycled trash thrown into the nigerian market. How many phones has ginoee released sef, only e3 that they released is better than most of ther mid range and tip range phones if not all and no texhno phone comea close the e6 in specs

We get it that they want to produce cheaper phones for the populace but they are turning nigeria into a dumping ground and rubbishing the name of android slowly.

Theu better not carry this foolishness into 2014
RomanceRe: Meet The New And Old Romance Section Nairalanders And What You Think About Them. by WackyJ1(m): 10:51am On Dec 14, 2013
sanb: Thanks gurl: now you're making me smile...... cheesy

@ bolded; cool; that's right...... cool
Sanb are you really in your late 20's you sound so young online ,
PhonesRe: Gionee Elife E3 Discussion Thread by WackyJ1(m): 10:44am On Dec 14, 2013
aficionado: My favourite educational Android apps go thus:


Dictionaries - Oxford Advanced Learners' Dictionary is unmatched here. After installing the word sound files (about 500MB) , it pronounces every word on the dictionary and also provide the phonetic transcription. Merriam Webster is also cool too. Fora Dictionary (free on PlayStore) is also brilliant; I installed 28 dictionaries on it and it works well with eBook readers like FB Reader, Moon Reader Pro, Cool Reader, AlReader et al.


So, there are some apps that I use which rock my Gionee ELife E3.
Where can i get the oxford dictionary?

Is it free on playstore?
PhonesRe: Gionee Elife E3 Discussion Thread by WackyJ1(m): 10:41am On Dec 14, 2013
Tolzeal: I guess u just on the 3g with Ni browsing / considerably light browsing !!


the battery doesn't last more than 5/6 hr on 3g with heavy browsing !™ all in here can confirm that
I made my post above before i even saw yours
PhonesRe: Gionee Elife E3 Discussion Thread by WackyJ1(m): 10:39am On Dec 14, 2013
maxdozie: i bought this phone yesterday, gave it a full charge and started using it after work by 5pm till 1am nd ba3 ws remainin 63%... I left it on 3g nd slept off this morning i wokeup nd its 60%... Abeg grade dis ba3 4me
Maybe your apps were not on, on 3g constant browsing and using your apps it would not last 6 hours

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