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Repentoday:
GIVE YOUR LIFE TO JESUS TODAY, TOMORROW MAY BE TOO LATE. JESUS WILL SAVE YOU AND DELIVER YOU FROM DEMONIC POSESSION.
THANK YOU.

Yeah?

Show me one person he saved, you overzealous sanctimonious prat.

This is paradoxical

Her husband believes in Yoruba voodoo and juju and idols....and she follows him on some of his quirky black magic rituals...

And later she'll pray to these people that there's only the abrahamic god and no one else?

So....

What moral grounds do the crooked duo of Sarakiri and Dogara have to talk about the plight of Nigerian workers if they embezzled so much they can't even pay these low level staff?

Why is their chief patron Atiku not offering pithy statements in support of the clearly downtrodden NASS workers?

If Atiku is generous enough as he plays to the gallery, he ought to chip in from his bottomless swag bag and offset the salary arrears of the poor workers.

Fayemi shut up.

You've won.

The criminal Fayose is no longer your opponent.

Oh the sweet irony!

A retired civil servant who became a billionaire overnight, contesting for president in a party mired in corruption, and is wanted in the US, is talking about corruption

Radiant1020:
Thank God for his life o
It's like they meant to remove his left eye
Chai... My phobia for anything eyes eh

You fine

You single?

I need a new girl, old one is broken

Wait

Your god wrestled with 4 MEN and you still came out bruised, battered and bashed?

Your god sounds impotent

Also, did you bother to ask your impotent god why he allowed 4 men to jump you in the first place?

This is classic delusion of christianity: a man would be robbed of all his possession, beaten, stabbed, and pissed upon...and he'll still thank his "god" for miraculous escape, and hold thanksgiving in crutches and slings.

Right.

If your god was merciful and potent, he won't allow you to get attacked in the first place.

Fools

Quality20:
u don't like great names or what?

How are those daft names great?

INDUSTRIALFAN:
and #FreeTheSheeple followership be growing larger daily..

Good thing too

The less money going to randy pastors, the less biitches like Daniella Okeke would flaunt....the less scrotum-head Oyedepo will brag about.

Happy birthday, Jubril Al Sudani.

When you die too, we'll find Tarik Al Kuwaiti to replace you.

Anything but Atiku....

Southerners and stupid names:

Godswill
Godsgift
Godknows
Goodluck
Godswisdom
Secondus

Biitches be popping lil bastards...

....pastors be talking tithes.

WhoRUDeceiving:
Thats because the satanist have regrouped to engage in their propaganda. But the damage done in 2015 has meant that millions are no longer buying the deceit. SEMON abi DEMON is another mushroom story that is attempting to get into people's minds (particularly the Easterners) hoping to get a few more to go and vote....and that is the main objective....

I swear you don't make any sense

afroniger:
This Kwankwaso fellow no serious. Where does he expect Atiku to get N1-billion naira to campaign in Kano alone? I guess he bought into the hype that Atiku is a 'money-bag/money-miss-road' with enough money to throw around.

Atiku actually IS a moneybag (theft) and money miss road.

The man has been contesting for president since 1993 and has serially failed at the primaries, except now when he used his bags of stolen money to influence the primaries

That's why kyankeso (cockroach) wanted to rip off 1b from the perennial crook

afroniger:
This Kwankwaso fellow no serious. Where does he expect Atiku to get N1-billion naira to campaign in Kano alone? I guess he bought into the hype that Atiku is a 'money-bag/money-miss-road' with enough money to throw around.

Atiku actually IS a moneybag (theft) and money miss road.

The man has been contesting for president since 1993 and has serially failed at the primaries, except now when he used his bags of stolen money to influence the primaries

midolian:


The red cap dunce is done masturbating. Now he has realised there is nothing like the real fvck..

Expect him to come public to debunk this though, it is very obvious that he is not happy in the PDP...

Already, he is dead in Kano state, the day he LL be buried is the day Buhari will lift a red cap and set fire to it in the presence of the Kano crowd

Kano has the largest voting Bloc in Nigeria, and this blockhead squandered it all away in fighting Gandollar.

Now he has no political value to anyone. Same shiit happened to tambuwal; neither of the dunces can garner even 10k votes for Atiku.

Yet he stylishly wants to recoup his failed investment in gunning for president by presenting Atiku with a N1b bill.

Fool.

dante0147:
I CANT BELIEVE I JUST SPENT 2 PRECIOUS MINUTES OF MY LIFE READING THIS CRAP!

That proves how much of a blockhead you're if you couldn't stop yourself....

...besides that BBQ guy wrote brilliantly, much better than Reno who convinced himself that Jerusalem is Ijebu Ode.

post=73911231:
Good reaction from Dr Linda...

Baby Jay welcome

Keep flipping burgers and stop celebrating fornication and bastard babies.

GerogeI:
Shutup, every life is sacred.
God who granted life to the child is also a sinner in your obviously self righteous eyes. Who are you to Judge. Do you even know what child dedication means, it means giving the child to Christ. Who are you to determine who should come to Christ?

Go trace your genealogy, before your third ancestor you will find a child out of wedlock or a child born of another man.
Linda is an Igbo woman, while unwedded pregnancy is frowned at, the birth of every child and life is celebrated for it is God who gives life. A child is a gift from God.

For those of you claiming baby father,
Unless a man goes to court to prove paternity he has no right over the child. Linda's father, uncle, or brother will always readily stand in as his father. That is Igbo culture. A woman who you did not marry can not give birth for you.

You're angry because you're obviously a bastard too

Doesn't matter where these no-talent naija noisemakers go, the crowd is always black.

Later they'll make noise about "shutting down" the country.

Evidence how fake and hollow Christianity is, and how immoral southerners are.

A bastard kid spawned by a fornicator is celebrated....in church....as if it's not a sinful, shameful act.

Oh please!

This is just a casual photo op.

They ran into Greenspan and asked for a photo.

This is not a scene discussing economics, no papers or anything.

This is just a breakfast involving an accidental photo opportunity

Ms HorseTeeth and her lil bastard

Jerry Gana, the perennial busybodi.

The guy just can't live without government funds to sustain his lifestyle.

budosky:
This type of cars are not meant for Nigerian roads. Pathetic!

A lot of hypercars are not road legal

Many are meant to be taken to tracks, or held as collectors item

Some are road legal, like the Koenigsegg Ageras and Regeras, but are largely impractical due to speed limits on roads and highways.

They're just mostly fun toys for the really rich.

Whitesse's Agera RS1 has a current value of $10m, or N3.6 billion.

rentAcock:
Sadly, I was the only African to pre-order this GT R50 Most people prefer toyota camry and honda accord for some reason, while a few others would rather buy Bentley or G wagon. I can't wait to have this in my garage.

Continue deceiving yourself

MarianaTrench:
How are we sure this is the company's original Twitter account?

It's a verified account

See the blue tick

Obviously the handler is drunk on their products

Luciferlove:
Atiku is not only a viable option infact he is the only option...considering where the presidency is been zoned,Donald duke have to wait until 2023...i think that is he's plan"make and impression and wait for the right time".

Atiku is far better than buhari...Buhari twice drove the country to recession...its not a coincidence but its from his poor economic policies and nepotism.

And the price of oil dipping down to historic lows has nothing to do with it?

Or the fact that not only are we currently out of a recession, the economy is fast growing?

Atiku has been looking to be president since 1993, and he's always lost even the primaries. Don't you think there's a reason?

It's only now that the PDP looting gang wants to return to finish off the looting they started in 1999 that he's considered an option.

Another chioma in the making

Despite all the noise and mega churches and one billion seater church theaters and flamboyant pastors....

.....them women's is still bad.

Thank you Arewa girls for making us proud.

darqly:
This whataboutism is misplaced, especially as you have refused to put it into proper context of fulani herdsmen attacks. Going by your argument, killer herdsmen ONLY attack communities that earlier attacked them right? Like in Taraba, Adamawa, Benue, Nassarawa, Kogi, Zamfara? Should I go on? The disguised attempt at fulani cum islamic hegemony, as laughable as it sounds, has been unmasked for what it truly is. And this is also on Aljazeera, BBC, CNN etc. What other Plateau "Tribes" live at peace with their settler neighbours? Pray, tell, cos at last count, fulani herdsmen don't ask you your ethnicity before they mow you down in coldblood.

You're just an alarmist who's deeply invested in the CAN sponsored agenda of spreading paranoia

The fulanis were vilified and suddenly everyone sees herdsmen as the universal bogeyman. Herdsmen are spread across vast swathes of West Africa...why is none spreading FUD about them except in Central and southern Nigeria where christians dominate?

Everyone is moving forward, Nigerians want us to go back.

Na wa