₦airaland Forum

tempest01:
Lol....it was obvious that they will. The measures taken to discredit the reports and rumours made me know something is wrong. If someone is not dead,why not go about your daily business, and the news will die down. I said I'll wait till today to give my own take on this.

I think PMB should put his health first and resign. He is old and the stress that comes with leadership is too much. I think there is a strong case of incapacitation or inability to carry out presidential function.... This is a strong basis for impeachment.


I assume there is a plot to tough it out till 2019 or to buy some time in order to replace the current vice president.

With that, anyhow it plays out, we'll see in the nearest future. One thing is sure. Everything is not right with PMB.

He's like 74.

Sickness wouldn't be a shock.

DoctorJosh:
This guy must have really frustrated and exposed the FG that's why they are attacking Him like this.
Leave Fayose alone ooooooo....
Fayose for president 2019.

What did he expose?

Good.

Serves him right.

Hope his kids die too.

Wireless hotspot

Gten:
There is something off about Laura, I just can't place my hands on it. Hope it works, please transfer the anointing to aunty before ppl start believing wizzy.

Ogbonna right now.......

Her eyes are too wide apart...

voicelez:


E pain am

Chai.

See small pikin.

voicelez:
your mouth is smelling me over here, please use close up three time daily

That's not my mouth...


That's your armpit.

But then everything about you stinks, thus your confusion.

voicelez:
I tot DSS are nt scared, they would have just set this country on fire if they had detained him

Really?

Set this country on fire?

You cowards would actually move a muscle?

Funny.

The so called fulani herdsmen are busy ripping Christians apart and all you lily-livered cowards ever do is make empty threats about defending yourselves.

kennygee:
Invitation in order? And they didn't invite Uncle El Rufai?

El Rufai aaked muslims to kill christians on sight?

Pls show me the video.

At least sulaiman said it and it's on video.

NgeneUkwenu:
I expect all those who supported that inciting speech by Apostle Suleiman to leave everything they have scheduled for Today and show up at the Aso Drive office of the DSS. That, I believe, is a little price to pay in solidarity with a man they so adore his licence for mayhem.

Useless CAN!

God bless you, child.

When will Nigerians learn how to record videos properly?

They keep changing orientation from portrait to landscape.

And i can't understand how, with all the advances in phone cameras, they still end up recording grainy, shaky, cropped, short, low-rez out of focus videos.

Even those supposed UFO videos from the 1950s look way better.

gbishman:
As a husband you owe your wife protection so u allowing her partake in this scheme and she ended up committing suicide u should be help responsible for failing to guide her.

Did u miss the part where he said he didnt know she invested in MMM rather than her petty business?

cummando:
Sorry are you supposed to mention? Mind your crappy business boy

Your jokes are lame.

You ain't funny.

Get over yourself.

cummando:
Cummando: Onome!!!
Onome: Sir
Cummando: MMM don dey merge o!!!
Onome: ehn ehn?
Cummando: Come go oga Jonah house sit down there so you go fit collect my money wet he borrow.
Onome: No oga
Cummando: why na
Onome: Na so I go that time wey them both gree pay iya monsura before she hang herself
Cummando: Go jare. Or else.....
Onome: Go korr Goliath ni. Na small I take escape that day wey iya monsura kee herself!!!
Cummando (fuming): Onome if I........
Onome: Oga I no wan die jare...... Who you EPP?

I'm sorry, is this crap supposed to be funny?

rekeson:
They want to use their platforms to bury mmm but won't use same platforms to put pressure on the Govt to live up to expectation.

MMM is setting a new world order, where Peter is robbed to pay Paul, and Paul is robbed to pay Pius, then Pius is robbed to pay back Peter, then Peter is robbed again to pay Paul.

This cycle of robbing can go on and on, but what's important is that money is circulating to those who don't have it, so that they can meet some of their basic needs. Robbing one to pay the other is what the world actually needs. That's what humanity ought to be....

You make it sound like a closed loop, but in reality the robbery has a linear progression that is very finite.

Someone someday will lose their money as the scheme is sustainable only to a point.

kings09:
Just watch as buhari will cluelessly say he supports it while he does d opposite here.

You will notice the difference here is they aren't doing it with violence and calls for murder.

Unlike those useless uneducated iPods.

iyke926:
Lagos
Delta
Anambra
Abia
Imo
Kogi State( spent a week)
Enugu (my state)
Ebonyi
Rivers
Akwa Ibom (NYSC)
Taraba
Benue
Adamawa
Borno (when it was beautiful and peaceful)
Plateau (I miss rock beer)
Nassarawa
Gombe (spent 5 days)
Abuja

I never travel outta Naija before. Would love to visit Italy(to watch Juventus FC play live and visit some historic places) , Germany(sip German beers ) , Kenya (tourism), Australia (to worship at Hillsong Church)

You're the only honest person here.

All those liars claiming they visited 23 countries...

Mikylopez:
itz not being unoriginal it simply means u should choke on ur words! asalam-alaykum

You're muslim?

Wow.

Sorry then.

ummsulaym:
You don't even know your religion well so I will forgive you for this display of ignorance.

If full knowledge of the origin and purpose of something do matters to you, then perhaps you will be of the Christians who don't believe in celebrating birthdays, Christmas, or even in Trinity.

You used copy? You said prostitutes? Perhaps you are of those who think of Mariam (Mary) mother of Isah (Jesus) as a prostitute (God, rectify the affairs of such believers). Even if you haven't read the bible well enough to know virtuous women used the hijab, perhaps the pictorial representations of Mary passed around by your faith should explain things to you about the covering in both old and new testaments.

If old testament is such a bible part you treasure, why detest polygamy? Why embrace Trinity? Or are you of those hypocrites who pick that which suit them in their bible and discard others in their quest for distinguishing God of old testaments from the new testaments?

See brother, I see people who speak ill of others' religious obligations as no different from bokoharam. Bokoharam advocates for their way or no other and anyone who believes in 'mine or none' is in the party of bokoharam and a threat to not just the world but existence itself.

Tolerance I understand means practicing your faith very well without prejudice to that of others. Disobedience to this form of tolerance gave birth to bokoharam although we know there is more to bokoharam than 'religion'.

Most times I just read comments and walk away but once in a while, some courses need to be set straight.

Good job.

Keep it up sister.

Flappy Bird.

Satan himself made that game.

Mikylopez:
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Who's the perv, your daddy for abusing you, or me for pointing it out?
obviously you for thinking dat far... really u sound lile a really sad u need more Buddha and jesus in your life..

You stole that "buddha and jesus" line from me.

Are you so abused you go around plagiarizing others, you unoriginal fraud?

Mikylopez:
like i said i Leave it to your conscience..... i can't kill myself bruh deriz more. to life dan arguing with perverts and shallow minded creatures

Who's the perv, your daddy for abusing you, or me for pointing it out?

Mikylopez:
if u Dont have sense at the age its over bruh u will never have jes goan buy a brand new used brain..... jes because u and ur daddy are perverts doesn't Mean every male should think like you.... i now leave it to conscience

Face it.

Your daddy fondled you.

Now go kill yourself

Christians

Smh

SpitsOnYoruba:




People's parents are dying of hunger and you want them not to protest ??

Zombie

It's really no one's fault if your lazy parents can't find a means of livelihood.

SpitsOnYoruba:

I don't want them to protests or wail, they should enjoy the fact that Buhari is killing Nigeria

I warned people about Buhari but they were too dumb to listen to me

I want the economy to get worse

I want 1 liter of fuel to be sold for 9000 naira

I want food scarcity to hit Nigeria

I want everything bad to happen

And i want Buhari to rule Nigeria for 100 years

Soo...

Your solution to making things better is to make them much worse for the next 100 years...

What an arsehole.

omenyili:
Cause he is

Oh.

Right.

Mikylopez:
my daddy stopped bathing me at age 6 funny enough he had more patience and was more careful dan my mom

You fool.

He wasn't just being patient and careful...

He was patiently and carefully taking his time handling you.