₦airaland Forum

cruzita:
I still dey wait for the day I go cry for a celeb.

I cry for them....when they waste their money.

Then I laugh at them...when their kidneys go bust.

I refuse to call them NTEL

Nitel it was, is, and always will be.

greenhulk:
This tease is no longer funny. Only in Nigeria will a company say they have started operation and giving free browsing for 3 months without any information on their website. No info on cost, no info on where to get the Sim, no info on plans, hell there's even no single info about their office address. Which kind company be this? They should provide these Infos before they start publishing rubbish. They said they started operation since yesterday and up till now no single member of the general public has laid their hands on their sim. Iranu

I reserved my number weeks ago in abuja. I'm still waiting for a mail or text telling me their service has gone live.

Imagine.

pyxon:
I dont understand...u included the 'big' word 'gnat' in your post to show your intellectual superiority?

Mein gott!

You consider gnat a big word?

You're thicker than I thought.

IYANGBALI:
No wonders our students like osusumustflow VickyRotex Aminat508 Rokiatu Prettythicksme Freeglobe eleko1 msglobalwonder and lalasticlala cannot spoke simple English. They goes to schools to bribes and settles lecturers,that is why you sees people writing bad English on nairaland. I just doesn't know where we are heading to in this country.

Haha haha...nice sarcasm.

pyxon:
What is my IQ?

Your IQ is less than a gnat's

pyxon:
Same way Amaechi was telling zomibies that he was gonna win apc re run.....same way Candido was saying pdp didnt stand a chance in the fct decides. Zombies should keep deceiving themselves.

I don't like being quoted by arseholes.

Monimatic:
;

Even Buhari's people in the North have started rejecting him.


CHANGE.

The defeat Buhari will suffer in 2019 presidential election will send him to his early grave. The same Kano that gave him over 2 million votes will not give him up to 200 hundred thousand votes in 2019
Karma is B-itch
CHANJI
Sai Baba

Sabin gari in kano is predominantly Igbo.

So yeah, northern ipobs

Airforce1:
Na so e suppose be.

Life is too short to start worrying about some smelly pussssy

Did you notice both of them are extending their fucck-you finger to you, the fans?

Olusanya333:
So, what is OP trying to say?

That northern women are far more beautiful than your southern hos.

IamLEGEND1:


Regardless,dem go worship the floor Fulani babes walk on.

Fulani,we just too set die.
& I'm being totally unbiased.

O yeah!

Go fulanis.

x6blade:
who is this one?

This be I, motherfuccker.

x6blade:
Let one old Aunty be looking for this young boys attention #starboythings

I seriously suspect one of 2 things:

1. You're wizkid himself

2. You're a broke yappy wannabe looking for his attention so you can scrounge some pittance with which to buy balm to soothe your aching arse you done got arse fuct by wizkid.


I can't stand Linda, but I thoroughly detest wizkid.

Anyone who likes his music, follows him on IG and twitter, wears his t-shirts, has his posters, defends him on the internet.....fucck you. People like you bloat his ego and enable his childishness.

Linda, I don't like you... But we're with you on this one.

x6blade:
I stated real facts , you called Kenya. Congo and co 4th world countries. Like you can easily go there and make yourself known. Nigerians with inferiority complex

1. You're mixing me up with someone else

2. Kenya, Congo, and co are 5th world countries.

When I see your wizkid pulling crowds in Japan, Dubai, US, France, China, Germany, then I'd concede to your point. And I don't mean crowds of illegal immigrants and students resident in those countries neither.

x6blade:
please when you start your career in whatever aspect please gather crowds in your local government area with your influence then we can talk terms

Please pull your head outta wizkid's arse.

Er...where's the forest?

The biggest fraud is actually your huge wide nose...

fulanimafia:
What are you talking about? You think they are like your useless leaders that have wasted all the billions from 13% monthly derivation on ogogoro and prostitutes leaving states like Bayelsa impoverished and Abia looking like an open sore? Smh.

Tear him a new one, my cow-riding brother!

How the hell is this man still alive?

He must have cast iron liver, kidneys, and heart.

Flexherbal:
We should always sell out the good image of Nigeria.

You mean we should always betray the good image of Nigeria?

This ugly biitch is lying.

There's no blogger with a billion dollars.

Heck she doesn't even have a billion naira.

All she got was a few hundred millions thanks to PDP.

This chick sounds like a lesbo...

sharrp:
Welldone

Not just on the internet.

Meet me anywhere...I've a well-sharpened sword to introduce to your infidel head.

extraterra:
Lol... another bushbaby rabid dog Tazmanian devil on the loose. Look at how it barks. Such a useless waste of precious earth space.

You degenerates with your swindling pastropreneurs are the real waste of space. Lazy, bible thumping, myth-chasing, shrine-patronizing, baby selling, lethargic bunch of irrational loonies.

extraterra:
It is you, WaffenSS, that the killing will start with. Islam has always been the religion of the sword. It is on their logo. You will die by the sword. Shameless intolerant bloodthirsty bigot. I pity your generation. Viper like your father shaitan

Haha so it hurts when someone talks crap about your religion, and yet you maggots dish crap about Islam all day long.

Well arsehole, it's already started. The pagans of Benue are feeling the heat. We've already subdued the cannibals of plateau, and the drunken aborigines of Kaduna.

IPODS are being gunned down too. The vermin in the north east have been decimated.

Open your fuccking eyes, motherfuccker...

No one fuccks with us.

#SaiFulani

SeverusSnape:
I just dey look you.
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Oops. Sorry for trespassing. Don't shoot.

myfantasies:
Tanks

This is the point where u say " hey here's my number".

myfantasies:
All dese ladies with very large boobs will just be intimidating we with little boobs

Let me walk out of dis thread with shame

You're a million times finer than these lactating cows.

SeverusSnape:
We all love cake. But one can't eat cake all the time, you'd surely opt for an alternative.

Cakes, bagels, croissant, donuts, muffins, waffles, pancakes, puffpuff.....

My choice is limitless.

#DeathToBread

shamecurls:
Have eaten today?

Have taken drugs today?

SeverusSnape:
Start getting prepared to do that, Because more will still make front page.

Then I shall eat cake.