₦airaland Forum

It's baffling how so many of you miss the sarcasm.

CROWNWEALTH019:
He only persecute the south and when he wants to dea with his own people, he deals with the CHRISTIANS .....


Where is Nyako?

Where is Dasuki?

PastorandMentor:
Which phone una use snap? So weak

Sometimes it's not the phone, it's the photographer who doesn't know crack about lighting, composition, focus etc.

Even the best auto settings fail in the hands of clueless people.

With the oge okoye stolen dog pic saga, he prolly has incriminating pix he doesnt want people to look up on.

Meanwhile, here's a frontpage-worthy news:

I pooped this morning...and the shiit was green with small brown lumps.

Mods, do your jobs.

dich:
Why are some of these so called celebrities so fake and shameless??!!

Because of all those idiots on twitter, instagram and nairaland following them and slavishly worshipping every fake post and going "baba god pick my call too".

Freshsnoow:
Useless country

Then get out.

zionmade:
The position of a head of Human Resources never exists. It is called HRM olodo.
Head of Human Resources wole wole agbero wing of mile 2

A simple Google search would have spared you this shame.

Go on. Look it up.

Daft fuckface

zionmade:
Ok i dnt deal with touts. But if in case u have at least 3 credits in waec inbox ur cv. I can give u a little job because seeing how frustrated u sound, u may be d next person on news for suicide

Lols you poor hapless maggot.

I'm the Head of Human Resources where I work.

I give jobs.

You know what a job is? That thing your diabetic monkey dad never had?

zionmade:
Are u serious? I know d mods will not see this Rubbish. Seun come and see dis oo.
I only made a joke and u re calling my mother. Dnt animals lice in nigeria? Are goats dogs sheeps cows are they all humans, are bh or allakubarians dat mob shouting blasphemy not savages.
Can human beings be as stuupid and shiitful as u re?

The only surprising thing is that a monkey shagged a mangy dog and you're the spawn.

What does that make you? Dogkey? Mondog? Donkey Kong?

Whatever the fuckkk you are, it can't be far from an insect and a maggot.

Fuckface...

zionmade:
Did he lie??
Are Bh and allakubarians not savages??
Dont we have animals in nigeria?
So he is correct

You're quite right. Even the female dog that gave birth to you will rightly agree.

ShawttySoFyne:
Don jazzy i need tuition fee too abeg

Typical naija babe.

merbenko:
Did you think fulani people will find it safe. How I wish no Security in Southern kaduna guy why don't you come to Southern Kaduna and talk. We didn't any protection from federal government guy.

So why were u natives screaming all over the place about genocide and for the useless CAN to come to ur rescue?

These sokapu savages again.

The government should just leave the bastards to the mercy of the so-called herdsmen since they don't want peace.

Useless drunken unwashed barbarians.

maberry:
How have you helped the economy?
The lady has clearly done very well in her chosen career and as such has been recognized internationally...she has done well for herself
Besides no be she cause our problems

It's not real.

soberdrunk:
I dont know how somebody can attain the height of "GMD of 'NNPC" and can still be dull enough to stash $9.8 million in cash(physical evidence) in a certain location kai!!! Walahi if i 'launder' money, even forensic auditors from the FBI fraud unit will not be able to trace it

You'll need someone to help u stash it

EFCC gets their info from rats and squealers.

You don't imagine the GMD himself single-handedly brought that safe there?

DAVE5:
U and I know why apple wld be glad 2 hia dis news


But I hope Samsung keeps dishing out great phones for us, they keep other manufacturers on their toes.., healthy competition wch is good for us the customers

There's little evidence iOS stalwarts convert to android, cos Apple users tend to stick by Apple. The iPhone 7 would still have sold like crazy with or without the Note 7 's fiery death.

Atmmachine:

What drugs are you on ?? Stupidity pills ??

He rented the jet but chose not to enter inside because his plan was to use it for a video shoot, he don't wanna enter inside because he wasn't traveling.

Even if he entered inside, do you want to see him inside the private jet in a 4 minute video ??

How do you know he rented the jet for 500k ?? This is how i knew you were poor and haven't rented a private jet

The least rental jet you would rent is $10k, now calculate that amount in naira and tell me how much it is

Kids, this is the reason why you shouldn't do drugs

Why so angry?

You sound new to the internet. If so, welcome on board and don't take anything online serious.

Hmph...

Those pictures were taken at Tussaud's.

"Palatable" mansion?

Don't you mean "palatial"?

I'd think saying "mansion" is of itself enough to convey the magnificence if it.

nonxo007:
Apple would definitely be happy to hear this..

How?

Why?

Apple again had a record breaking quarter just weeks ago.

Correction:

Germany to deport 12,000 jobless igboes.

freeze001:
Can u just practice ur brand of blind patriotism without mentioning me? That can't be too difficult for you even though I know you're basically slow.

Ooooh! Burn!

You toasted him good.

And the OP believes we have a need to know.

It would've helped to appreciate your post if you weren't using such a hideous, illegible font.

BlackSeptember:
Is there Traffic in Kaduna?


That ghost town


Modified: To those saying nonsense, Kaduna of today is a Big No from yesterday. A lot of people have moved from Kaduna after those riots from 2001 to 2012 that rocked that place.

I grew up and did my schooling in Kaduna and i can tell you that 80% of my school mates didn't settle in Kaduna.

The place is a ghost town right now. How many mass does St Joseph do have now unlike befeore we have 5 mass on Sundays




All these Kids that just grew up in Kaduna should stop disturbing my mention.



Kaduna of today is a GHOST TOWN when compare of Kaduna of early 90s and 2000

Kaduna a ghost town?

Wow.

Where does nairaland find these ignorant twats?

Businessideas:
What's this man saying? Is it discos that blew up gas pipelines delivering gas to power plants? Why can't people say the truth in their life? The power plants are down because they don't have gas and if no power is generated,how does he expect them to deliver electricity to homes? He should hold the senators from the Niger Delta responsible for not doing enough to stop bombing of gas pipelines in their constituencies.
For the past few months, I am yet to finish the Kilowatts of electricity I loaded on my meter because there's hardly light and I wonder how the discos manage to survive when we their customers have not recharged for months yet someone is still blaming them?
It's not their fault and as a matter of fact,they're more of victims of intense political power play. I support the government's move to move over to hydro power generation since the gas power plant is at the mercy of the miscreants that called themselves militants

You don't understand.

Saraki and co want the sales of discos revoked so him and his criminal friends can re-acquire the companies and begin anew the systemic rape of the people.

This is just his business, greedy self talking.

Since when did saraki care about the common man?

MakeADifference:
I pity his lawyer.

But he can try bring in juju makers and witches to court as witnesses and then cross examine them to show how the defendant maybe under psychic influence. Maybe the judge may buy that.

Did you even read what you typed?

Did you think it through?

Cos it's silly.

Atmmachine:

Some people are just sick

Why would a grown ass man look at the picture of this little kid and have sexual feelings for her ??

*Spits

I hate pedophiles with passion

*Spits again

This is a little kid?

Open your eyes, dingbat.