₦airaland Forum

jamesversion:
Lolz... How come we never hear about fulani disturbance in Rivers and Bayelsa.. Even soldiers have a field day.

Cos you motherfucckers ain't got any grass for our damn cows.

All youse got is a vast radioactive wasteland covered in sludge and oily grime.

No interest.

But i assure you, anytime by some miracle you got grass, we there.

nd07:
we know when Cowards r talking

What do you mean cowards?

Why are we here? Isn't it on account of us?

We fuctup igbos, eggon, tiv, berom, katab, jukun, and any other motherfuccker who gets in the way of our grazing cows.

And those are just the herdsmen.

We deal, bro. We deal good.

IdisuleOurOwn:
Fulanis are murderers. While those from South West and South East are at loggerhead and debating who Fulanis have killed the most, the Fulanis are everywhere anihilating people, maiming and causing havoc.

All hands must be on desk. The only thing the Fulanis (not all) knows is violence. Give it back to them.



One sighted.

Come try shitt in Igala land, if we won't kill you.

what's an iGala? is it an Apple product? Or do you mean the loud-mouthed fools the igbiras eat for elevensies?

Ezenwammadu:
We hope the report does not disappear like the Zaria massacre report

After all El rufai said whosoever kills a Fulani owes a debt

It's true. Ask the cannibals of plateau. They'd to come begging for peace.

Fucck with us at your own peril.

We aint no lily-livered chickens like IPADS

I cannot see how a god who sent messengers, messiahs, books, commandments, wrath, plague, flood, fire and brimstone to correct the immoral ways of man would be responsible for exposing this woman to the immoral trade of nudiity called modeling and call it a blessing.

#NotMyGod

Vanquay:
Its extremely disgusting...They are going to exploit that illiterati to the maximum and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it ...if she was sexy, I might have been willing to turn a blind eye.

And even the superstitious Dumbfvcks claiming its God's blessings annoys me...surely their God would have rather made her a very rich Bread seller and they would be the first set of people screaming that Models are whores

Too true, bro, too true.

Those yaps going on about "papa god please pick my call" are lazy arseholes self-destructively bent on a primitive and largely vaporous path to material gratification. Such people would gladly allow themselves to be royally fuccked in the arse by TY Bello with a 13inch porcelain d1ldo for a chance at the limelight and call it god's answer to their call.

This olajumoke hoodwinking is annoying the fucck outta me. i was already fuming over naija "celebs" acting all stoopid on the interwebz without this sensationalist and unnecessary packaging of a pig in a lipstick and calling it a model.

But then, some people need inane diversions to add color to their painfully banal existence. What else would explain the Davido/Wizkid/PSquare/Tonto/Ini Edo barrage of mundanities where every time they fart, it hits the frontpage? Now it's some fugly, illiterate, skinny, lowly horror dressed and feathered as something amazing.

fucck TY Bello, fucck olajumoke....fucck wizkid, davido, linda ikeji, dbanj, the entire cretins of nollywood...

heck, fucck all this fakery sold as entertainment.

if anyone finds issue with this rant...fucck you too.

kITATITA:
Someone please educate me; is there any country in a monolith economy that got better after currency devaluation

Nope. Certainly not in Africa, where the ratio between import/export is 98:1 against.

Vanquay:
Since when did the YBNL crew start chilling with Ugly Models

frighteningly ugly model.

the poor hapless thing is being milked dry by TY Bello and all the media wh0res without she knowing it. All olajumoke does is reflect the light and grin sheepishly, forever lost in the bliss of ignorance.

Meanwhile, in the bank accounts of TY Bello et al....CHA-CHING!

Freedom4us:
We are not all dumb oh!

I can even tell you how he did it

ok.

the christians who believe in these fake charlatans and their fake miracles are dumb and deserve to be robbed of their cash.

christians are so dumb.....

@ Armageddon

Eyya, obviously you had big plans for the 5k.

Vanquay:
Denken Sie, er ist ein Hawker. Sie haben nicht erwarten, dass er für immer im Schatten zu sein, nicht wahr?

Clearly, but you don't expect him to be standing in the sun all day until the gas explodes.

Besides, I've never heard of gas exploding in 33 degrees Celsius.

Isn't Verkäufer the proper noun?

Great. May IEDs and sneak attacks not mar this progress.

Where is former COAS Minimah sef?

Vanquay:
That Gas might be a DISASTER waiting to happen, the sun beaming on that metal cylinder won't make me move 69ft near him

I commend his spirit but he needs to find an alternative

You can clearly see he's in the shade.

Ezenwammadu:
“Those who know the antecedent of the Senate President know that there is no type of vehicle that can excite him...”

Oh we know, we know.

And that's why the CCT wants him in the dock.

victorels:
Just do these first and see if there is any subscription active.

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They've been charging me for mtnplay which i did not subscribe to. Checked the code but they say ive no active service!

freecocoa:
Hahaha, talk about misplaced priorities.

Walahi, Islam is the worst thing to happen to this world, a Muslim calling christians neanderthals, wonders will always happen sha.

Ah, your brain washing is complete.

Now hoppit, Mr Manchurian candidate.

hardbody:
Ever heard of QC? Your ignorance is a continuum.

I said SAN, you said QC.

Apples and oranges.

Arsehole.

Amusaopeyemi:
What is wrong with this Amebo geh. Instead of her to face her divorce and move unto the next old man she is shooking mouth where she shouldn't. At least Linda worked hard for her money, she didn't have to marry an old rich man.

If you actually believe linda "bought" that mansion for 500m from blogging alone then you're on to a long thing.

The mansion belongs to Metuh, she's just fronting. It's her reward for helping PDP on her blog.

-400m paid by GEJ to metuh for a 'special job', which was just publicity for PDP, and metuh contracted linda for which she was paid 10m.

-500m shelled out by metuh to a contractor for discreet purchase of a property in banana island. same property linda is keeping warm for metuh.

-$2m given to another lady by metuh to invest.

Need i say more?

Only in this gaddamn country is there such a thing as SAN.

And apparently we got hundreds of the motherfucckers.

DeathStroke007:
A street bread seller becomes an object of half unclothedness on the front pages of magazines and that's success
You may never know what true success is until you die and find yourself among those who submitted to their creator or those who would be losers in the Hereafter.
The dictionary may define success but it can't define true success..
Quran 3:19,Qur'an 3:85,Qur'an 3:102

You're preaching to neanderthals.

this sort of immorality is what modern christianity propagates, promotes, and perpetuates.

theirs is decadence inextricably bound with iniquity. and yet they prefer gospels of wealth and earthly pleasures against the truth of salvation.

hubris, thy name is eternal damnation.

Ikengawo:
Cattle rearer gets first class in NIgeria and it's national news.
chie.
The worst is these ppl don't know they're hopeless.

I'm quite sure no one in 10 generations of your family has ever made even 2.1

Perhaps you're even the only one in your village who has done enough crime to pay for school.

We cannot be hopeless when we rule the country, and we jailed your albino mandela.

Useless IPOD monkey.

bigtt76:
Olajumoke has shown that through hard work and perseverance, there's still some light at the end of the tunnel.

What hardwork?

She just lazily walked into a photoshoot.

That's just luck is all.

Motherfuccker you better treat her right and keep her tight.

Because that there woman....she's beautiful.

Keneking:
But where is lalasticlala sef

All you do is call lalasticlala on every single thread.

Someone ought to find you, tie you up, beat the hell out of you with a broken bottle, set you on fire, and put off the flames by pissing on you.

brunofarad:
1. Sorry it is an error of representation I meant timespece (x,y,z,t)

2. You never can tell......Even nuclear energy is still destructive yet we harness it today with the appropriate systems.

Nuclear energy is destructive only in terms of runaway radiation and uncontrolled chain reactions.

Supermassive blackholes are destructive by reason of being. The gravity waves decline to infinitesimal levels when they propagate out beyond into space.

Perhaps studying gravity waves may make us better understand Dark Energy, which if harnessed can lead to the sort of practical applications you theorized eg anti gravity, zero point energy, time contraction etc.[/quote]

brunofarad:
Remember my lessons in EINSTEIN'S Relativity of TIME,SPACE co ordinates in a universal reference frame...back then at OAU ile ife


If you don't understand the importance of this discovery , think of it this way

There are different waves like

SoUND WAVES
LIGHT WAVES,under ELECTROMAGNECTIC WAVES

WATER WAVES
TIDAL WAVES
VIBRATIONAL WAVES ETC
Now

GRAVITATIONAL WAVES


Just like electromagnectic waves propagation makes it possible for us to send and receive radio signals,radar signals,television signals and even make and receive calls.

Gravitational waves propagation ill make it possible for objects to suspend in the vacumn or air without hitting the earth
It has the potential to transmit and receive matter.
Just like e can transmit and receive sound and light signals..

The potentials are inumerable tho


Physics is wonderful


Nice one.



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1. You wrote space and time as if they were 2 separate qualities. According to Einstein you can't have one without the other. So it's spacetime. Or space-time. 3 dimensions of space cannot exist outside the 4th dimension of time.

2. Gravitational waves are too weak to be of any use. It took a century to detect them with the most sensitive tool ever use. To propagate and harness waves as u propose one needs to be near a supermassive blackhole with an enormous spin. Such a blackhole will be violently destructive.

vybzkartel:
She wakes up at 6am

sometimes after 6 am

and i believe a virtuous wife should be waking up earlier

I am often up by 4am or 5 am

She wakes up late and doesnt pray

I have been diplomatic, harsh and all...but she hasnt changed. what do i do?

Buy a 5000 volts cattle prod.

Lucky guy!

He left that phony religion and got a great wife to boot.

Great deal.

Drunks and gas stations shouldn't mix. That's an accident waiting to happen.

Glad she got rid of your intoxicated arse before you drunkenly set the whole damn place on fire.